Now is not the time for shitposting, that comes later
The fire rises, _Austrian_ GP is upon us.
That's still another 2 days to practice. I'm fucking losing it.
madam
Is FE this weekend?
![formulaunas2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q9yKcjm.jpg "formulaunas2[1].jpg")
>Hurry up, Anon, we won't be waiting for you. ;-*
![formulaunas4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cVCFErc.jpg "formulaunas4[1].jpg")
>>69054505
>>69054511
>>69054505
these women need some cultural enrichment
![formulaunas7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5E9uhFx.jpg "formulaunas7[1].jpg")
>>69054511
![formulaunas8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q85itSZ.jpg "formulaunas8[1].jpg")
>>69054518
>>69054523
>>69054518
>>69054523
>>69054511
>>69054505
>>69054534
>they could be wearing miniskirts or some tight leggings
>instead they are wearing these maid outfits
thanks austria
>>69054534
http://www.laola1.at/de/red/motorsport/formel-1/formula-unas-spielberg-2016/
>>69054550
Women in dirndl are way hotter than these slags.
>>69054227
Indy Cars aren't exactly a good example; since they're not entirely spec. The DW12 Tub is a spec piece of equipment, but the aero packages provided are different between the Chevrolet and Honda powered chassis.
There is a decent BoP between them however, which provides the close racing that they do have.
>>69054568
Have to agree with you, I've always found the really slutty grid girls almost make a place seem a trashy.
>>69054550
maid outfits >>>>>>>>>>> trashy outfits
thanks indeed
>>69054622
>>69054625
Agreed
Is the LH/RH knot rule still true for the dirndl?
>>69054638
Motocross is a good example of the girls making it feel trashy
>>69054670
That rule doesn't really exist.
>>69054706
No, it's just uncultured/thrashy.
Kinda like how dressing like a slut is thrasy and not hot, but dressing cute or nice is hot because the implication is that you won't bang an aids ridden whore, but a nice woman with maybe or two weird but hot fetishes.
>no dutch posters in thread
>>69054330
how are we gonna cope during the winter/summer break, leaf?
>>69054874
well spotted, scoob
>>69054888
Last time we had Streambro who kept us sane.
Can someone do that again? I miss that. Watching old races while shitposting in the chat was comfy af
>>69054888
No clue, weight loss blogging?
>>69054888
Go out and get laid?
![VNyk86k[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LDoTNhs.png "VNyk86k[1].png")
>>69055285
>>69055315
damn, 28 posts and we're ruined.
so who else is on board the mclaren 2017 wcc train
>>69055294
this
>>69055324
it's hard to believe mclaren was once a top team
>>69055324
I'm just on the "no absolute domination by anyone" train. I used to be a mclaren fan, but then Kimi went to ferrari.
>53 overnight posts
>new thread with 30+ posts already
Alive sport, I guess.
>>69055426
Same here. Well, I'm a Finnfag first, teams come secondary.
>>69055501
>I'm a Finnfag first
why
>>69055648
Because I was a Hakkinenfag from the moment I got into F1.
>>69055653
well so was I
great minds think alike
what did they mean by this
>>69055717
you wouldn't believe it today but once upon a time alonso was happy at mclaren and hamilton had a normal hairline
>>69055745
> alonso was happy at mclaren
For how many minutes?
>>69055717
hamilton was humble as fuck at mclaren
he's really turned into a faggot hasn't he
>>69056120
He's one of those people who hit their teenage years in their 30s.
>>69056120
I think it was more Ron Benis keeping him in check. The façade began to crack by around 2011.
Hamilton was always an arrogant cunt. Apparently in 1996 (so at 12 year's old) he went up to Hill and MSC and told them he'd take their seat one day
>>69055315
45 bong hory shit can't wake up
>>69054550
>>69054550
>not one single top tier ass
bahh
>>69054550
I wonder which one of these is Zandvoortslut
>>69056426
I heard slut likes denim
>>69055091
I think I'd have something ready for the winter break, not so sure about the summer.
I've been having a bunch of issues with my ISP, apparently my unlimited internet wasn't so I had to find a new provider, but there was another host of issues with that one.
No promises, but I'll try and see if I can get the rabbit stream back up for at least the summer break, while I work on something better for the winter. I'd like something that would just work without interaction, just a nice playlist, also I've been upgrading my hardware in the mean while. Trying to get it together, but I haven't forgotten.
It was really comfy.
What did he mean by this?
>>69057174
>look at my nipples and my four necks
>>69056204
>Apparently in 1996 (so at 12 year's old) he went up to Hill and MSC and told them he'd take their seat one day
he did, though
at least Hill had the foresight to leave after that threat
I still dont living in zandvoort (just near it) & im still no slut. dont refer to me like so
Cant wait for this weekend to see how well everyone does in austria. Its called the red bull circuit does this mean that red bull will be strong there? I have never seen what its like before
perhaps maybe sainz can win!
>>69057174
ew, look he has nipple hair
If you have hair on your chest at least have like hair all on your chest not just your nipples
haha
Also, now looking at that neck I see why women could never compete in f1
sorry for posting so much
Will the London ePrix clash with the Austrian GP?
>>69057495
Just checked,they're 3 hours apart
>>69057293
How about Haarlem Harlot?
>>69057569
Aren't ePrixs on the Saturdays though? How could they clash?
>>69057724
Londonistan has two races to make up the cancelled race of moscow
>>69056204
>>69057249
He killed MSC and he planned it since 1996.
>>69054996
>>69054996
>>69054996
real sport
>>69058341
Isn't this the sport where women do less match time but still demand the same pay as males? And you gave it them.
Top cuck lad
>Marko told us already at Baku that Toro Rosso takes the option on Sainz. But if the price is right, they would let him go to Ferrari. #AMuS
>sainz
>ferrari
never knew they showed interest in him.
![BJtYrEb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QCcXph6.jpg "BJtYrEb[1].jpg")
>>69058341
>lawn tennis
Only good for the semen demons, desu
>>69058338
What the actual fuck???
>>69058338
Hory shiet
Also, top keke
>>69057724
No
Just don't give me a nickname
>>69058338
Holy shit, what's that?
>>69054888
>implying anyone is going to watch Formula Halo: Fuel Management Evolved in 2017
>>69058338
She fucked his brains out.
>>69058953
>That fucking name
>>69058953
>Formula Halo: Fuel Management Evolved
>>69058341
>rigged af
>>real sport
kek
Reminder that Brazil and Monza are both off the calendar in 2017, there will be halos next season (at least until Bahrain when they get dropped because everyone hates the concept of them, as happened with elimination qualifying), the racing will be about who can save fuel and manage their tyres the best, and that the engines will still sound like vacuum cleaners.
>>69061919
Don't they get 20 l more fuel next year? Except the halo everything will be alright. Not having Monza and Brazil sucks but they might come back. Spa was off for one year and it came back, so did Germany.
I hope.
>>69057311
I have this aswell, I blame too many tight t-shirts.
The hair is there due to stimulation from rubbing, I used to get sore nipples sometimes when I was young so i'm glad about my hairy nips
>>69061919
And yet you'll still be watching.
>>69062532
>The hair is there due to stimulation from rubbing
what the fuck am I reading?
if rubbing gave you hair we'd all have hairy dicks, not just India
>>69061919
>monza off the calendar
yeah, but we will get Imola back
>>69062755
Yeah but imola is a shit for overtaking
>Mad Amx and his gf broke up
Divebombs and crashes incoming
>>69063406
>Divebombs and crashes incoming
no different to the usual then?
>>69063406
those are pretty strong hair implants
>>69063406
he probably left her. what girl would leave a multi-millionaire?
![0d9314509c_nieuwe-vriendin-max-verstappen-joyce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ekFkahP.jpg "0d9314509c_nieuwe-vriendin-max-verstappen-joyce[1].jpg")
>>69063406
New gf already
Geordie Shore type
>>69063406
looks worse than the top of Lauda's head
1 year at Mercedes and nothing after that vs 5 years at Manor with the possibility of staying or going somewhere else if you do well.
What would you choose?
>>69063406
do you think I have a chance lads?
>>69063707
Sure.
Also what series is that?
>>69063722
Audi TT Cup
>>69063750
looks more like b cup
Rene Binder will replace Matsushita this weekend at ART Grand Prix. I'd be surprised if he scored a point.
Should have gone with Naoki Yamamoto.
>>69063830
the tt is the length in millimetres of her penis in roman numerals
that's why amx dumped her
>>69063645
5 years of Manor then bringing a WDC to Renault :^)
>/f1/
>talking about some regular tier bitch's tits
>>69057293
I used to visit Zandvoort every summer. Always went to a coffeshop named 'Yanks' and then straight to the racetrack.
Good times
>>69063606
Did she shut her Instagram or are you subbed?
>>69064591
I'd rub guacamole all over her tits if I had the chance
>>69063606
Why not go for a lovely Finnish girl
>>69064060
What happened to Matt's-a-shitter
>>69063707
bennys :DD
>>69054503
Yes, Season Finale at London
I managed to get some tickets. Is there any pictures you faggots want me to get (within reason, I don't have VIP access)
>>69067238
>Get Finnish girl
>She gets dom'd by Emilia and Minttu
>Can no longer cum from Max's tiny effeminate cock
>Has to use Max as her sub
>>69067506
I thought you said you wouldn't come here anymore WAGs guy
>>69067593
WAGs guy would have posted a picture of a WAG with a silly title like Emilia_rude_giggle_13.jpg
You can't have WAGs guy without pictures of WAGs
I'm just a fan.
>2016
>Still watching F1
>One team show
>V6 engines that sound more insulting than anything else.
Yeah no.
>>69067593
I did.
>>69066431 is me.
Turns out autistic dutchies who subscribe to @Max_Verstappen_fans on twitter are good for something as I wouldn't have known about it.
>>69067682
Omfg you cant just dump someone for a new one the same day
Total red flag, im all the way for sainz now
>>69068236
he didn't replace Mikaela immediately
he was cheating on her since Spain
>>69068321
Thats worse
So that kyle busch guy he is pretty good huh? So is he using banned substances?
>>69068714
is adderal banned from NASCAR?
>>69068792
Wouldn't surprise me, even marijuana is banned in your country
>>69068982
Nigger, please.
Weed's more legal here than in your place now.
>>69069053
Just because its prevalent does not mean its legal Tyrone
>>69068982
And it would make sense, since it would be heavily abused.
>>69067312
Went full retard at Baku and got suspended for Austria.
>>69068714
he's a joyless aspie obsessed with winning
>>69068792
If you don't have a prescription.
It was "a reaction between Claritin-D and Adderall" that Jeremy Mayfield used to defend himself the first time he failed the drug tests.
>>69069920
thanks man, didnt know!
>>69069160
>Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, Washington state, and Washington D.C....
All have legalized cannabis for recreational, and medicinal, use, and that's as of this year alone.
That's 17+ million citizens capable of using cannabis without getting fucked with by the state, granted, the feds still have them targeted, but so do the Dutch "feds".
The laws here have been much more lenient than they are in the supposedly "tolerant" Netherlands, so Dutch boy can cram that in his pipe and smoke it.
>>69063606
what an ugly slag
Will Antonio Giovinazzi bring some honour back to Italy and get a seat in F1? He's been quite good tbhwy
>>69071143
>italy
>good drivers
This insn't motogp
>>69073089
has there been any decent Italian drivers since Ricardo "6 (six) career wins" Patrese?
>>69063406
Sabre was best gf. Amx fucked up.
>>69073635
FISI
I
S
I
>>69073635
Other than Fisi, no. Fisi was better than people give him credit for. He's a really good GT driver for Ferrari, too.
The best young motorsport talent in Italy are riding motorbikes.
Feeling like Manor could possibly score points this weekend. Austria is rather low downforce, and also Felipe Massa was on pole in 2014, with the low downforce Williams. Obviously the Manors are set up for straight line speed with a lack of downforce, and coupled with the Mercedes engine, I think we could see some surprises this weekend.
Month off at uni, I think I'll go to a favela and buy some weed to watch this GP. Who is with me?
>>69075854
If the car was any good they would have done well at Baku. Rio came last
who /ROSHAMPER/ here for the podium in Austria
>>69076160
I've pretty much lost all hope in Rio. He performs against Pascal on qualifying day, but when it comes to race pace, he's got nothing. Pascal did run as high as 7th in Azerbaijan (granted it was in the pitstop cycle), and was 11th-12th after the pitstops sorted out, before retiring. So if there are enough accidents/retirements, good driving, and a bit of luck (Monaco 2014) I think it's still possible.
>>69073635
trulli, you mong
>>69063707
Looks like she's getting cosy with her teammate
>>69063707
>>69076489
I wonder what it feels like to be a racing driver with a girl for a teammate and having a crush on her.
Would team principals even allow teammates to fuck each other?
>>69077035
They're teenagers, you couldn't force them to keep it in their pants either way.
>>69077035
>implying drivers haven't taken great pleasure from fucking their team mates since eternity
23 bongs, 40 bings and 14 minibings
>>69077035
>Would team principals even allow teammates to fuck each other?
tweet it to @alguersuariJA, he might have asked that
>>69077035
Oh the possibilties
>Anon can you help put my racesuit on
>Anon, I'm losing half a second, can you give me ... Tips
>>69077161
>You have a crush on your girl teammate
>She knows this and flirts with you every week to gain an advantage
>>69077258
Gotta admit I would succumb pretty badly.
it would be super cool if a girl would have sex with me
>>69077154
Why would he want to fuck Buemi?
>>69077272
Get a hooker
Drivers Press conference today at 13h GMT
I like to cum on my tummy and then scoop it into my bellybutton where I stir it for a little while before eating it.
>>69077504
haha
>>69077504
Tjaah
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsWeather/status/748413859493462016
>For the F1 in Austria:
>Friday: Heavy showers/thunderstorms, 25C
>Saturday: Heavy showers/thunderstorms 28C
>Sunday: Cloudy, 20C
>>69077504
>dutch posters are still allowed
>>69077547
Meme grid order confirmed.
>>69077547
Maybe both the Mercedes will get struck by lightning in the qualifying.
>>69077565
more like no grid order
>Quali under safety car
>Everyone who goes faster than 150 km/h will be disqualified
>>69077577
Nah. The session will be red flagged in Q1. While Manor is leading.
>>69077702
pls happen
>>69077273
he's gay
and apparently he would get such tremendously hard erections while thinking of qt boiipussii that the blood would rush from his head while driving and he would faint
>>69077547
>it's a >rained out friday and saturday, dry sunday episode
>literally a repeat of 2015 canadian/japanese/russian/us snoozefests of a grand prix
>>69077834
wasnt the 2015 us gp the one of the
>rosberg's """"""""""""""""""2 gust of wind """"""""""""
>>69077859
yeah but it was boring aside from that, >gimi and >kiwiyacht memery and red bull briefly leading
i guess it doesn't count on that list anyway since even though it wasn't raining the track was still as wet as you're mom when i'm done with her xddd
>>69077789
I know that, I just don't think Buemi's the sort of man a homo would crave. He's not exactly a looker.
>>69077834
>tfw Japan 2005 will never happen again
https://youtu.be/dC1thfvMA84?t=1m42s
ross brawn might be coming back
>>69078282
as someone who is certifiably into men, Sebastien isn't bad looking, just not exceptionally attractive. he's a 6.5/10, jumping to 8/10 when he does pic related
plus he's got dat lean, athletic buffness. add that to him and alguersuari spending a lot of time together as teammates and you can see why jaime fancies the tits out of him
>>69078522
in an interview with ross at goodwood he said he was reluctant to return but would if the offer was right
>>69073936
Such cute.
Woman F1 when?
I'd watch that 2bh.
>>69078815
>Woman F1 when?
>woman decide to create their own formula because they don't like all the men that will e watching them if they get into regular F1
>Suddendly, Regular F1 becomes sexist
>skip to Bernie Interviews
>Bernie " Fuck those Feminists. Who cares about what they say anyway ? " or something like that
I would genuinely like to see this happening
>>69078815
i know the powers that be have decided that a womens f1 championship would like to more gender inequality, but i think a women's f3 or gp3 or something along those lines would be worth a try, with the girls rejoining the boys in gp2
>>69076361
Rio gets on all kinds of shit on the first lap though. He clearly knows how to qualify against German Hamilton but as soon as the lights go out he's all over the place loosing endplates and shit.
I think the pressure gets to him a lot during the races.
>>69057724
>>69057735
London ePrix is a double header,one on Saturday,the other on Sunday
>>69079273
Damn, too much to watch this weekend.
>>69079273
>inb4 it's at the same that F1
SAUBER IS SAVE
https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/748488354631684096
>>69079407
3 hours apart
>>69079407
I'm sure the ePrix people know that almost no-one would watch theirs if they clashed.
>>69079413
If their first move isn't to kill Monisha they are useless
>>69078815
>Woman F1 when?
Not necessary, all it takes is more women being interested in a racing career and karting, it's not as physical as football or those sports so more women would have a better chance if more would actually try it.
>>69079413
>International Investors Group
>Trustworthy
This is going to be the same shit like that Arab guy who wanted to by Lotus a couple Years ago
>>69077554
>mfw being a regular here for years and now weirdos from /int/ are frequenting this thread ever since Mad Max won
I blame the KNVB for shitting the bed by making the Dutch NT failing to qualify for the Euros.
Due to that, and the Olympics probably ending in a catastrophic Huepocalype the likes the world has never seen, plus that our best cyclists are all injured just before the Tour De France starts, means that the entire country has only Mad Max Verstappen to cheer for the entire summer.
>>69079469
and the "Swiss and Middle Eastern" investors who Fernandes sold Caterham to, who then immediately rid themselves of the team when they saw how awful it was and left it with no owners and only a Romanian pro footballer-turned-janitor to run the place
probably actually the same group of Swiss and Middle Eastern investors, to be fair
>>69079520
It's a lamp you shitheads
>>69079413
chances of it being Colin Kolles?
>>69079437
Its the season finale though
>The deal is intended to include that the management team will continue in a transitional phase from the existing personnel and then taken step by step with their own people
monisha may be kill.
>>69079533
kek, didn't see that one coming
>>69079520
This halo will save Hamilton's career next time God decides to shine the Sun on His #blessed one.
Ferrari back to glory when?
;_;
>>69079497
Honestly though, you lot have been insufferable since Max's STR debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjkUUMZnTnU
pretty cool desu
>>69079656
Deal with it.
Just a thought I had on refuelling;
Would reducing the fuel capacity to 50kg and requiring/allowing one refuelling pitstop (but allow ∞ pitstops for tyres etc) be workable?
It would make race laptimes quicker but would also nerf the strategy element of refuelling so that fewer overtakes happen in the pits.
Of course the cars don't use the whole 100kg currently and instead underfill and fuel-save, and with lighter fueltanks they'd be able to carry under half the amount they do currently with the same amount of fuel-saving; and thus cars would be able to undercut (start with ~35kg, stop early to refill) or leapfrog (start with fuel tank, stop late and take on a smaller amount) cars through their fuel pitstops
The pitstops would also be significantly longer than the 2 second ones Williams are currently doing, which would make that part of the race a lot more boring and would also encourage teams to choose a safe 1 stop over a riskier 2 stop since the pitlane loss times will be larger
iunno man, would the pros outweigh the negs?
>everyone wants to be Senna these days
Why don't they just crash into some wall,killing themselves ? That would surely make them be remembered as Senna is
>>69079689
There you go again Portugal.
Why are you always going on about death?
>>69079652
N-next year is our year
;_;
>>69079677
Why change it? No refuelling seems to be working fine for F1.
>>69079742
I agree, current F1 is fine without and removing refuelling in 2010 changed the sport for the better. Just wondering whether this would make it better still
>>69079778
I think you would always have to look at making risk versus reward as high as possible. I think required refuelling like that would just make it less risky.
The most limiting factor seems to be the battery rn anyway. The risks are too big to keep attacking so you see a lot of drivers harvesting half the race, even behind another driver every odd lap.
>>69079778
but now I can't see max go up in flames like his dad
>>69079709
I should have mention the body being offered to eat to someone,right ? I forgot about that
>>69079689
>nigger doesn't die, wins more championships
>nigger dies, becomes a legend
No matter what happens, we lose.
>>69080134
If he crashes,maybe the races will be less boring ?
Oh my god guys
I just realized something
Gutierrez moustache is larger than his face
>>69080147
He hasn't really dominated at any race this season. Canada was boring because Ferrari choose the wrong strategy for Vettel.
Why does kimi always start his sentences with " I mean,obviously "
>>69080220
autism
>>69080220
they all talk like that. it's annoying
>>69080280
Maybe football players
Those fuckers always say the same things
Not F1 Drivers.
I've noticed that Rosberg moves his arm and always talks in the same tone. Vettel has an open smile before he tells a joke,Ricciado literally never stops showing his teeth when being asked a question
They all have different ways of talking
>>69080280
It's just because none of them wants to do interviews except Vettel. Understandable. It's not like the interviewers really care about your answer, they just want to have some empty filler content.
This is incredibly funny
The Press conference is now and kimi is just standing there,motionless,looking at the empty,like a turned off robot
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)
>>69080384
haha xD
>>69080384
Did you never get spanked by your parents?
>>69080220
Well I think that was really positive
>>69080172
Rosbeta has been more dominant than Lewis in his wins
The fuck is going on with the world?
Post hometown circuits.
The Ypsilanti Grand Prix. The hairpin centers around our famous phallus shaped water tower.
>>69080696
I'm bored with this. Can't we just go Gimi :DDDDD again instead?
>>69080760
You Dutch faggots are insufferable now
>>69080321
Lee seems pretty genuine.
>>69080785
My feet hurt. I stop now?
>Esteban Gutierrez says he has recovered from the illness which has affected his performance over the last three races
>The Haas driver has been struggling for fitness over the last three rounds as Formula One criss-crossed the globe between Monaco, Canada and Azerbaijan in the space of just four weeks
any fucking excuse.
>>69080854
Long-winded question guy, too
>>69081086
he had man flu
>>69077554
Oh fuck, best green frog man ever.
>>69077554
>Jim Beam in cans
I fucking wish
>>69081258
Do you not have these in the states?
>>69081258
I too wish to vomit
>>69081276
Liquor in cans? I haven't seen them anywhere
>>69081287
>>69081297
oh it's their hard cola offering
I really hate that new drink meme
>>69081297
are you fecking serious lad
the us is supposed to be the land where you can get food and drinks in any and every presentation possible providing it isn't a kinder egg
hell i bet you have liquefied donuts in canned form
>>69079689
>crash into some wall, killing themselves
>not talking about roland ratzenberger
uwot, at least that one was his fault
>>69081335
>Kinder Eggs classed as a weapon
>Manor's """""simulator"""""
https://twitter.com/ManorRacing/status/748525905929175041
>>69081481
I think I have more money than Manor Marussia
>>69081583
I think you vastly underestimate the amount of money they invest in anti depressants
>>69081481
>Rio rates his race pace
>Rio rates his chances to get a seat for next year
Dubs for kvyat anthem
AYY LMAO
>Lewis Hamilton's engine went on the blink after Baku.. He's now down to his last 1. He thinks it will mean 2 future races starting from back
https://twitter.com/tedkravitz/status/748526899253608448
>>69081714
he's still rising
>>69081714
https://shop.renaultsport.com/en/produits/spinboard/
what the fug renault
why are you selling a hoverboard for €600 / £700,000
>>69079709
Portugal confirmed for Jim Morrison
>>69081823
Is it his year?
Drivers Press Conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YIlA3xsYK4
>>69082138
>all those shit drivers
lmao, gimi is the best one there
>>69082160
Ricciardo is better than Kimi
>>69081670
forgot to post link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
>>69082160
ebin bait
>>69082182
gimi has a WDC
ricky doesn't
>>69081287
>bourbon and cola
>sweet + sweet
jesuschrist America what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>69082246
So?
Also Kimi is past it.
