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Fuck Canada
First for Stamkos signs in the KHL.
Stamkos is not going to the laffs.
>>69053713
>mfw the las vegas flamingos win the cup before the >rags make the playoffs again
Remember when tranpa gay "fans" thought stamkos was staying because he said he wanted to stay?
Remember when tranpa gay "fans" posted here?
>matthews
>stamcock
>laffs dynasty incoming
>league on suicide watch
>>69053749
I remember anon, I remember
>>69053749
He probably does, but he knows Stevie Y isn't stupid enough to give him anywhere near what he thinks he's worth.
What's he saying?
>>69053910
But he is stupid enough to let him go for absolutely nothing
>>69053963
Maybe he would have been worth near what he wanted if he didn't get blood clots and die in the post season. He made the right decision at the time but since stammer died he ended up losing.
Go Debbies be comfy.
who >\rags\ here
>>69053939
>so Jesse, I hear that you like memes
http://www.theaihl.com/leagues/front_pageAIHL.cfm?clientID=3856&leagueID=11464
>tfw 4 more days until based aussie hockey comes back
>>69053749
>implying I am not waiting for the bolts to suck ass again so I can buy a half season plan for less than $300
>>69053702
fuck you pablo
>>69054177
I love you Canada.
>>69054167
>Pregnant poster
>>69054251
is there a vegas sandwich?
>>69054275
>dat attendance
kek
>>69054287
It'll be better next year, I guarantee it
>>69054295
It will be better next year because the cats will be in Quebec next year.
>>69054295
Better be or else an angry group of frogs are coming down there and moving the team to Quebec.
>>69054295
It better be, or else you'll lose them for good and have to become a Bolts fan.
>>69054295
>mfw they bussed in 15k cubans who paid $1 a ticket to fill up opening night
>>69054311
>>69054310
>gaybeck
Literally never going to happen
>>69054310
>>69054311
I pray that Bettman puts another team in the league before Quebec even gets the chance to apply again. Frog tears make me cum.
>>69053706
As Leafs fan I hope this is the case
https://youtu.be/lEh55I5PTRs
>Le meat and potatoes man deserved the Norris
>>69054338
Downvote
>>69054332
Il va se passer, peu importe ce que dit le Juif.
>>69054338
>>69054346
I would agree. As Stamkos is older and is in a win now mode, while the Leafs are not in a win now mode.
>>69054334
>>69054332
It seems like Hamilton or someplace would be a better spot for a team than QC. You dont want to split the frog fandom
>>69054339
>>69054365
Nothing to do with that from my perspective
His injuries and health having taken a toll on him and so not only will his albatross contract not be worth it, it will cause cap problems when we have to re-sign all our young players
>>69054366
>It seems like Hamilton or someplace would be a better spot for a team than QC. You dont want to split the frog fandom
It really wouldn't be
The Hamilton meme is laughable and needs to die
>>69054366
>hamilton
>better spot
They can barely support an OHL team much less an NHL team.
Are any of the oilers draft picks decent. I might kill myself if the Condors miss the playoffs 3 years in a row
>>69054431
Hanilton is too good of a city to waste time with teen hockey. the CHL is an insult and nothing less than the N will be acceptable
>>69054419
I agree with that fully. It's best to keep a bunch of young players under contract, then spend the money on an older player with health problems.
>>69054446
>Hanilton is too good of a city to waste time with teen hockey
Oh, you're talking about another city and not the shit heap that is Hamilton, Ontario. Makes sense.
>>69054446
>hamilton need an NHL team waaaaah
Laughs and Sabre's won't allow a team there anyways because of turf shit so fuck off.
>>69054366
Canada doesn't need more teams. They struggle enough as is.
Give Utah or Nebraska a team
>>69054528
>Struggle
The Pacific Northwest is a gaping asshole of a market with great potential to be a hockey hotbed
It's like the equivalent of the NFL not having a team in fucking LA all those years
>>69054536
Portland and Seattle really need teams, fuck em but there's so much money to be had there
>Seattle has 3 big 5 teams
>Portland has 2 big 5 teams
They'd be pretty unrivaled. Portland is pretty white still which means hockey won't need to compete as much with the blazers
>>69054437
Benson will either be good or complete shit. The rest probably won't spend much time on the farm
>>69054562
I don't have the info on hand but someone once posted the demographics of the average NHL fan and it fit Seattle to a tee
>>69054562
Give Seattle a team so the fucking Canucks fans have someone else to rage at besides whoever most recently beat them in the playoffs.
>>69054177
fuck you, salil sawarim
>his team doesn't have a autistic idiot svaunt, who's about to build a dynasty
>>69055394
Dog bless
>mfw the Hongcouver Cantcucks will never EVER win a cup
>>69055394
CHAYKA?
When this guy has his name on the cup .
>fuck you at ovi ???
This is gold
>>69053685
Comfy Jons
>>69053939
i preten corn on de cob is a benis :DDDD
>>69055887
>67 bucks
I can buy at least 20,9374 pizzas for that money
>mfw the Flyers win the cup
Will Sweeney, the absolute madman, offer sheet Trouba?
>>69053685
Whats habbenings here :Dd
>>69056640
Binlan :D
>Lucic might play for Edmonton...
WHY?!?!?!
Will Edmonton allow 300 goals next season?
>Gudbranson asking for 5.5M a year
Bravo Benning
That trade for le fights but can't score or defend man looks funnier every day
>>69057004
Well how much would you pay for a 2nd pairing defenseman? I agree he ain't worth 5.5 but a defenseman like him could easily get 4.5 MAYBE 5. I would offer him 4.75 and nothing more.
>>69057030
>2nd pairing defenseman?
Not a very good one when he's put into that role
I fully expect Benning to give him and extra 500k. 2M for skill, 2M for meat and taters, and 2M for being a future captain material according to Don Cherry.
>tfw nobody wants to pay you monies
>>69057197
Such a wasted talent
>>69053685
I like this theme
>Blue Jackets have told teams they're willing to retain salary in order to dump guys. Desperate to shed money. Hartnell, Tyutin, Boll etc.
p-p-please help
>Lundpads has more holes than ops mom in fishnets
>>69058190
But I thought the 5th liners here on /hoc/ were saying how awesome and moveable those contracts were
>>69058190
>sign Scott Hartnell
>be surprised when it doesn't work out well
>yfwtbswtsc
>>69055887
>>69056350
Then you should try this one
>Kekäläinen signs Jones to 6x5.4M
He was just memeing with the bad desicions.
>>69058587
just came here to acknowledge he did something right for once
>go in sports forum
>le funny game of thrones references everywhere
>>69058587
Holy shit that is an amazing deal for the jackets. He could have easily gotten 6 a year.
>>69054339
Jesus christ, how horrifying. I didn't realize how many goals were literally his fault. That was like one every other game.
I was reading an article where they talked about somebody using the k word and it took me forever to realize they meant kike. Is calling a black person black the new b word too?
>>69058587
Thats a pretty good deal, Jarmo done with memes???
>>69058816
You're a fucking moron if you think the word black and kike are of same meaning.
>>69058826
neither of them are bad words you faggot stop getting upset at everything
I am going on a two day trip to Hartford, what are the chances I find a Hartford whalers jersey in a thriftstore?
>>69054339
>"""""defenseman"""""""
>>69058844
Probably 0/10 because I doubt you'll even go in a thrift store when you're there.
>>69053685
Northern Finland
>Finns
>white
>>69058838
Like I said youre a fucking moron. The words are vastly different. I don't give a shit if you use them because I do as well. But to think they're the same is pretty ignorant.
Seth Jones signed for 6 years at 5.4m each.
there's some kind modified ntc for his last 2 years. idfk
gg J-Kek
g fucking g
>>69058900
I'm pretty sure if you go around calling black people black they'll act like you just called them a nigger
>>69058923
Jarmo knows better than to draft Finnish busts.
>>69058923
He's got future #1 d-man written all over him, anything south of 6m is a good deal.
Columbus should trade Bobrovsky to Dallas for Niemi and Hartnell to Anaheim for Stoner.
2017 is our year
>>69058923
This kills the Boone Jenner
>yfwswtc
>>69054562
>big 5
KEK
>>69059060
Well the new big 4 will have mls instead of nhl
>>69059060
Yeah if you want to include divegrass then there's no way it's top 5 because then you have to add mma and Nascar and backyard corn hole competitions
>another day
>still no RHD for the laffs
lucic to Coilers, holy shit, i'm excited.
>>69059107
fox sports nobody wants to watch that shit pls go
>>69059165
>>69059165
>Oilers score 4 goals per game, every game
>Give up 7
>>69059107
MLS is ass
>>69059208
>>69059203
I'm not advocating mlels or anything but you can't deny that it's growing fast and will quickly overtake icefight
Oilers making the playoffs
>genie bouchard
>>69059231
Go away divegrass fag I legitimately know of 1 person who gives any fuck at all for the fire and that being said it's hardly a fuck
>>69059231
8 year old girls playing rec league soccer and people watching international games does not mean anyone will ever give a fuck about my little sawker. its been the sport that's going to explode next decade for 3 decades now
>>69059208
This
t. divegrassfag
>>69059284
I'm not even NEET, and I don't think i've ever met anyone who likes divegrass, besides south americans.
>>69059165
He literally adds nothing except penalty minutes
>mfw somebody says the Leafs OR the Oilers will make the playoffs
nice ebin Jarmo :D
>>69059337
>we
need goons
>>69058967
This is how we fix Colombus. Give out picks or something minor to make those go through. Also buy out Tyutin.
Take in Ales Hemsky as a 1 year cap dump if needed.
Boom ~4million of cap space this year and most importantly, cap space for the re-sign year (2018 summer) with Hartnell and Bob gone. Also able to protect another young forward with Hartsy gone and Korpisalo with Bob gone.
Lucic and Subban to Oilers
>>69059380
nobody expects the leafs to make the playoffs, even leafs fans
best case scenario for us is nylander, mathews, marner get minimal ice time in the NHL and still develop while we finish with a bottom 5 record for another top draft pick
>>69059673
Did she get fat again?
>>69059799
she got hot again
>>69059885
faggot
>>69059785
The Laffs are going play decently and even have a winning streak at some point and it will be playoff hysteria, then anger when they come back to earth.
>>69059785
The leafs will have a similar season to what the sabres had lastyear. Finish in the bottom 10 somewhere.
>>69059955
Say that again and I'll suck your fucking dick
how will the coilers do with Subban and Lucic?
probably 11 straight years
>>69059993
>Finish in the bottom 10 somewhere
The sky is also blue
does anyone know if pulju is in edmonton yet?
>>69060008
>coilers do with Subban
What are you talkin about?
>>69060023
Great post.
>Adding Lucic would give Chiarelli the depth at left wing to move Hall to fill a void on the blueline.
Am I the only one who doesn't understand this?
Lucic is a 3rd liner at best, he adds nothing.
>>69058844
Very little, all got mailed to Carolina so they could claim to be lifelong fans.
>>69060090
i wondered this as well, getting lucic and moving hall seems like a clear step backwards
>>69060105
>>69060149
oops meant to quote
>>69060090
What's Jesse looking at?
>>69060179
His future slipping away into the toilet
>>69060090
you don't know what you're talking about shut up
>>69060050
Does this picture make anyone else physically ill? Or is that just me.
>>69060630
the ugly jew and the retard on the right make me ill
>>69060050
I heard he's still recovering from an injury so he's skipping orientation
>>69060090
It's the crosby model. Superstar centre with complementary wingers
am i high? I swear I saw on TSN that Datsyuk got traded to Calgary
>>69060740
He plays on a line with Chris Pronger now.
> leafs make the playoffs next year
> no other Canadian team does
> everyone in Canada outside of Ontario kills themselves
>>69060935
Oh god. It's going to happen, isn't it?
>>69060935
>cheering for other Canadian teams
>>69059673
H-high test, r-right?
>>69060935
>leafs
>playoffs
I'm a fan and even I know theres no chance.
>>69059673
Dude how the fuck did she get so fat? She used to be so incredibly hot.
>>69061349
the worst thing for any of the people who picked highly this year imo is to be a bubble team. Especially Toronto. Be shit and build for a while. Otherwise you likely not drafting anyone at 16th hole.
>>69061375
Are you serious? She's insanely hot in that webm
>>69061399
Well in my eyes Toronto is a year behind Buffalo. If they got to pick 1-8 that's perfectly fine. But youre right if they fall outside the top 10 it certainly hurts.
>>69059542
Tyutin bought out. Let's see if the rest of my fixes happen.
>>69061572
not a fan of memes, but jonposting is the best thing I've seen on this site, and I've been here since 2006
>>69061421
Who is that?
>>69061756
Jennifer Love Hewitt
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
FUCK ALL OF U LOLOLOLOL
>>69061795
>>69061849
One of my favorite websites growing up.
>>69061913
>growing up
are you 12?
>>69062022
I'm 21 now.
>oilfags freaking out about trading from a position of strength to address a position weakness
>>69062077
Oilers fans in general are pretty stupid. They yelled at me when I said that they need to stop drafting technical forwards and start focusing of dmen.
>>69062077
They should trade Yak or Eberle, tbqh
>>69062077
well, it's all we have
>>69062129
shove it up your ass
>>69062129
They'll never change.
>>69062168
I'll shove it up my ass when you guys make the playoffs.
>>69062168
So what are you going to do with your #1 pick next offseason?
>>69059117
desu College Football is a big 5 in flyover states
>>69059312
I dont think soccer will overtake hoc right away but as the salary cap keeps rising and people can be rich as fug playing in the MLS I think more americans will like it
>>69054678
>>69055177
the problem with seattle is that the city fucking sucks ass at supporting a non winning team see the supersonics.
I would keke if portland cucked them out of a team
>>69062247
>implying that a Seattle team would win
Just gotta make sure it's Bettman's idea, that way he'll never allow the team to be moved!
>>69062138
They should have traded eberle after 2011-12 like all the smarter oilfags said.
>>69062168
Yeah but morons act like they're signing lucic and buying out hall. Throwing a first pairing defenceman out for 25 minutes a night and having 20 minutes of lucic beats having just hall.
>>69062223
that'll never happen
>>69062236
probably nothing like usual
>>69062301
Bettman would put a team in Houston before SEA and you know it
>50 years
Kill me Pete
>>69062366
Don't be sad. Be happy. Someday you will win again.
>>69062330
It only makes sense to put another team in an area with an average temperature of over 20C
Just saw good ole Tampere boy Jyrki Jokipakka at the grocery store.
>>69062479
what was he buying?
>>69062799
Pubsub
>>69062799
Don't know. He was talking to someone. Had a dirty moustche and snus under his lip.
steve simmons Verified account
@simmonssteve
SOURCES: Maple Leafs met with Steven Stamkos at MLSE headquarters Tuesday. Also present: Toronto Mayor John Tory and CEO of Canadian Tire.
He's going to the Six m8s.
>LeBrun: One GM has told me, 'If anyone offer-sheets one of my guys on Friday, I will offer-sheet one of his guys every year for 10 years.'
Who's this absolute madman of a GM?
>>69063117
So what's his plan, to never win a cup before his career is over?
>>69063137
That sounds like something Brian Burke would say. I know he isn't a GM but Burke literally does not give a fuck.
>>69063117
are they paying him canadian tire money?
>>69063159
>exploding leg blood clot guy
his career is over, might as well get a big paycheck while he can
>>69063137
Sweeney.
Tyutin gots bought out.
Enjoy the KHL bro. You will be missed.
>>69063440
Sweeney strikes me as a GM that would offer sheet everyone if possible.
>mfw I have nothing to do today, but I'm very busy the first day of free agency
>>69063515
I wonder if it was yzerman who said this. He seemed pretty pissed when benning mentioned Stamkos.
>>69062129
Draft best availible vs needs.
However Katz wanted Yak, team wanted Murray
>>69062077
>oilels will trade Hall and sign Loosic for more money
>>69063515
Seriously. If that Trouba rumor has even the slightest truth to it, we're in a lot of trouble.
>>69063660
Most likely. Sad desu. Hall is a great player, hes been the diamond in the turdsandwich that is the oilers
>>69058271
he was fine right up until he crosschecked bishop in the back.
such a fucking faggot move
>>69063660
If anyone needs proof that concussions impair cognitive ability, look no further than Lowe and MacT.
>>69063758
Mac T coached the oilers to the stan Lee's cup final
>>69063778
So? Look what happened then and after.
>>69058271
What the fuck nigger? Trading RJ Umberger for Hartnell was one of Kekäläinen's best moves.
>>69063660
I think Eberle and Nuge go before Hall.
>TSN’s Bob McKenzie said earlier today on Vancouver radio that Lucic might be willing to give the Oilers a “hometown discount” because Lucic is keen to play with Connor McDavid in the new arena.
>mfw he signs for $5 mil per
What the fug Chiarelli, is Larsson the best you can do for Taylor Hall?
>Le Eyenay
>>69063994
Thanks for Hall, Pete.
>>69063998
It's pronounced exactly the same as the laine part in Ristolainen.
>>69063994
Lmao chia about to get fleeced by the devlels
>>69063994
Dude. What the fuck.
>>69063994
>implying hall is worth more than a third round pick
>>69063994
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, WHAT THE HELL
>>69063994
I'm gonna assassinate Chiarelli if this is true. A deal centred around Ebs for Larsson makes more sense, but I still wouldn't fucking do it.
>Oilers
lmfao
they actually trusted Chiarelli to build their team
Let's get this shit started
>Oilers
>>69064066
don't worry, at this rate they'll trade pulju for nothing in like 6 years
barzal for reinhart
hall for larsson
mcdavid for ???
2010 Draft Class:
1 Hall: TRADED
2 Seguin: TRADED
3 Gudbranson: TRADED
4 Johansen: TRADED
5 Niederreitter: TRADED
>wew
>>69064104
>>69064101
It ain't happening, I refuse to believe a deal this shitty could possibly happen.
Oilers doing what the Oilers do.
@FriedgeHNIC
It is a straight one-for-one deal. Hall for Larsson.
absolutely lelmao
PETE ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN
Holy fuck Oil got ripped off so badly
Wait did the oilers actually just trade Taylor Hall for ADAM LARSSON?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69063987
oh yeah?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING CALLED IT AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69064151
It's so fucking bad, they could have at least gotten one of the Mild defensemen or something
>>69053685
I was hoping the Devils could swap Severson for Hall or RNH, but this works.
>Oilers
>Chia
>>69064101
>yfw Chiarelli is a literal armchair GM who happens to be an actual GM
>>69064140
"Taylor vs Tyler?"
"Fuck em both"
t. Chiarelli
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN ANYTHING LOWE AND MACT DID.
>>69064191
literally any /hoc/ anon could do better
>trading Hall for a guy with 69 points in his NHL career
Remember when the oilels thought they were getting Subban for Hall?
>Oilcucks thinking they have better management now
Holy fucking kek
has that ever happened in the history?
A GM trading away both the 1st and 2nd OV from the same draft?
He's going to Toronto guys. I don't really see how anyone can expect otherwise. Toronto is going to offer him the most money by far. Too much to say no to. Same thing happened to Babcock.
He'll sign with Toronto and everyone will go nuts we'll be seeing 50 posts a day on /hoc/ about what Matthews says about Stamkos, what Stamkos says about Matthews, what Babcock says about Stamkos AND Matthews, what Matthews says about Babcock, what Stamkos says about chicken a la King, etc etc.
The season will start and HNIC will roll out some unreal video montage that people will shed tears over, just in time to watch Toronto lose 4-1.
Toronto will improve but miss the playoffs next year. Stamkos will have like 75 points, People will expect him to score 300 goals the following year, The franchise will improve and Matthews will become a solid player. They'll make the playoffs for 3-4 straight years. Might even make the semi-finals. Stamkos will score some huge goal in triple overtime and people will name their newborn children after him. Edmonton will win a cup first though and everyone in the NHL will bitch about it.
Stamkos will miss half a season due to injury, then like 20 more games the season after that. The media will go to work: the contract isn't worth it, it was never worth it, he's getting paid this much money and only has this many goals and that one shift in that one game against Las Vegas he kinda looked disinterested so we should probably trade him or buy him out. Back and forth back and forth until finally the Leafs trade him to Quebec for Jaromir Jagr, who then finally delivers 7 straight Stanley Cups to the great fucking people of Toronto
Post yfw you're not a fan of the Oilers
>mfw
Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance 11m11 minutes ago
Peter Chiarelli has now traded both of the first two picks at the 2010 NHL Entry Draft. #TaylorOrTyler
BOMBSHELL TRADE
>>69064239
get this leddit shit out of here
>>69064252
>the oilers will literally never stop being a gongshow
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE JIM
DO SOMETHING INSANELY STUPID WHILE NO ONE'S LOOKING!
EDMEMETON BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69064279
LUCIC FOR 7.5/6
>>69064252
>another swede on the team
>>69063994
No...
Please be fake. I just got home from work, I don't need to see this shit
>>69064234
I saw a tweet that said he was the first
>>69063994
>o-our year f-faggots!
Lmaoing at the absolute frozen shanty town of Deadmonton
