Go Cincinnati
Game starts in 1 hour and 30 minutes. Go drink a beer for now.
go cusb
je suis heureux que tu nous rejoint, france
>>69046526
De rien, mon ami. Je bois du vin en attendant.
who /atthegame/
nvr forget. cube fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9Kso9q_Ws
here we go
ZOBRIST
That's a pretty good start.
>tfw cubs gonna have a comfy easy dominating win before I fly out
Cubs have already 1 point after 10 minutes.
Do something Cincinnati
>>69048165
>point
>>69048165
>point
France pls
>>69048194
What is the exact name ?
>>69048243
run
>>69048243
Points = Runs
>>69048243
run
>>69048253
>>69048261
>>69048262
Compris.
>>69047927
Where you flying to swede bro?
>>69048312
LA, gonna meet some friends and maybe watch Kershaw if he doesn't go on the DL.
>>69048345
How did you become a Cubs fan?
>>69048379
Bulls fan since 98-99 season, picked up cubs and bears when I visited chicago a few years layer.
I think I should just write down the answer in a notepad, feels like I get asked that every thread these days even tho I've been in the threads for 2 years now haha
>>69048417
why the 98-99 season???
>>69048462
I was too young to care about picking a team before then, just liked individual players (Malone, Pippen, Robinson). Just shit luck on my part. But I don't regret it. The guys of the later part of the struggle bulls era are among my all-time faves (Deng, Hinrich mainly).
>>69048508
Thank you based deng
>>69048508
yea those teams with ben gordon, andres nocioni were fun
hi, let's start taking some walks please
LESTER!
THANK YOU BASED ALEXANDER HAMILTON
>>69049267
>Lester
>Alexander Hamilton
explain this reference
Heyward released when
jesus, Heyward's swings aren't even in the right part of the strike zone.
>>69046558
pourqoui est-ce que tu regardes le baseball mon pote?
>>69049360
>>69049361
maybe he'll find is stroke in the 2nd half
>>69049829
>that arm
yelp
>tfw you saw Lester hit a dinger in spring training
one of these days he'll do it regular season
>>69049426
Pour la puissance et la beauté du lanceur. J'aimerais tellement être un lanceur. Lancer des balles à 160 km/h, le rêve.
The black pitcher for Cin is good. I hope Reds will put an home run.
The black red needs to fit his body to run faster, even me I would have a base.
>>69050019
>The black red needs to fit his body to run faster, even me I would have a base.
oh shit Enrique don't do Zoobee like that
>>69050019
r u ok
>>69050166
Yes, my friend.
>>69050019
there is more than one black red Bilal
>>69050019
>tfw you try and try but you still can't fit your body to run faster
>>69050195
Yes but I talking about the black guy at 03:03:53 for France. Do the math because jetlag
Six outs guysd
>>69050019
> The Black Reds batter needs to train to run faster, even I could have made that base
fixed it for you pierre
>>69050295
HOME RUN FOR REDS
Fuck you JD & Len! fucking jinxed it for like 2 minutes straight
>Billy Hamilton inexplicably hits Jon Lester so well
>has the guy on a 0-2 or 1-2 count
>can't throw ONE good pitch in the next 6-7 attempts
>ends up walking or giving up a HR
so sick of this shit the last two weeks
Another home run please for 3-2
hamilton is fucking garbage against every other team
>>69050352
to be fair, he's been damn near perfect for his first 95 pitches
>>69050400
non non non
dans ce fil, on soutient les Cubs mon pote
>>69050400
R I Z Z O
I
Z
Z
O
He caught it, fucking bastard
I feel the home run, Rondon is shit
Pls no rondon
oh fuck
>>69050787
HAHAHAHA
>>69050801
remove toast
>>69050801
va-t'en
>>69050841
FUCK YEAH
forget the pitching, this offense is embarrassing. Only two three teams have been held to 2 runs against this horrible Reds pitching this year. The Braves, A's, and Doyers once.
>>69050887
Désolé frère
I'm just here to shitpost
>Ottoman Empire
Why can't le genius GM find a better player than fucking rondon goddamnit
>>69050911
for you
>>69050871
>>69050926
fuck off casual, Rondon's fine. He's been a top 5-6 closer over the past couple of seasons. You can't score 2 runs and hope to win.
>>69050970
Says who?
Its the fucking MAJOR LEAGUES and the CLOSER can't get 4 outs? He's blown like the last 3 saves.
>>69050970
Rondon is and has always been a liability you fucking nerd
To be fair, the ball was in
>>69050987
>>69051006
>ITT: kneejerk bandwagon casual who were Sox fans two years ago
doesn't help that he inherits shitty situations. point is the Reds are not a bad hitting team. They are however one of, if not the worst top to bottom pitching team.
If you can't put up more than 2 runs against them, you deserve to lose. But making 4.60+ ERA pitchers look like Cy Young winners has been a constant problem.
>>69050987
>>69051006
Clayton Richard has been a liability
Rondon had been our best reliever
>>69051036
And what shitty situation did he inherit today? If you are fine with accepting mediocrity, fone, but don't act like he is exactly what you want in there
Hey, you know what would be pretty nice right now
If Heyward could not be shit
>heyward
RIP
>>69051063
>bitches about "accepting mediocrity" about pitching in game Reds have 2 runs through 9
>gives a pass to the supposed ELITE offense that only put up 2 runs on the worst pitching team in the NL
But yeah, it's not the 4 hits in 28 ABs from our 2-8 in the order that's the problem.
Who is this shit picther ? He does not know strike out ?
>Walking the easiest person to strikeout
>>69051063
inherited a runner and was only given a commercial break to warm-up because Maddon decided to meme and take out Lester with one out to go
Windians checking in. Go Cubs.
>>69051106
I haven't given a pass to the offense at all, I didn't even mentioned the offense. Not my fault le genius GM's plan was to build around home run hitters that surprise surprise have burnt out
Yesss, now home tun for Reds
>Cubs continuing to be the most unlucky team
>>69051106
bruh, he's false flagging you
>>69051146
Cubs v. Indians world series pls.
mfw cubs thought they could beat the real kings of the division
I'll just leave this here
>>69051153
>Chapman
>universally considered one of the two best closers in the game right now and one of the Cub's rumored trade targets
>22 games, 7 ER, 2 HR, 3.15 ERA
>Rondon: 27 games, 4 ER, 2 HR, 1.38 ERA
please tell me more
>>69051153
>home run hitters
>burn out
the two true power hitters and Contreras are literally the ones carrying the team over this span
>>69051267
jacking off about stats instead of seeing reality is exactly why this team is regressing so hard. What a nightmare of delusion you are living
>>69051218
>that run differential
meme team will cool down eventually, won't keep on being so lucky.
>>69051106
If you can't trust him with a 1 run difference in a meaningless game against a bottom dweller in June and he needs his hand held for specific situation s that help his stats, what makes you think he's the guy for the job when the NLCS and world series roll around?
>>69051354
Keep kneejerking about the most recent thing that's gone wrong instead of understanding what's fundamentally wrong with the team.
Now 4 hits in 33 total AB outside of Zobrist against a horrendous pitching team.
Reds will win bros, sorry for you
>hungry skeleton
not sure how I feel about this
>>69051519
>muh literal 1-2 game sample size
We better just blow everything up then, since every starter has been shit the last two times through the rotation.
I can do the same thing with our offense.
>Can't even put up more than 2 runs 11 innings against the worst pitching team in the NL in June. What makes you think they're going to hit legit teams when the NLCS and world series rolls around?
Reds walk off time now?
>>69051576
I don't think they're going to hit legit teamsin the NLCS and WS because they won't make it that far. Le superior mastermind GM is playing you for fools
>>69051618
>is playing you for fools
you let your false flag down there
CARL "THE HUNGRY SKELETON" EDWARDS JR.
3 hours already
>Montero
JUST
>>69051701
What made you pick the Reds, Etienne?
>>69051739
Satan's reason.
20 euros on them. Odds was twice Cubs
>getting no-hit through 6 innings by a team with a 6.11 ERA bullpen
wew, embarrassing
>>69051811
>b-but it's Rondon's fault
Wtf Cubbies?! I stopped watching around the 7th due to some errands and you are still playing? Seriously gotta love them
>Montero staying in the game
welp, gg resd
>heyward groundout
I don't know if I've ever hated Cubs player like Heyward, I mean he is just a complete worthless piece of shit
>>69051969
at least he plays good defense, still hoping the bat comes around in the second half (or next year if it takes that long)
Swing in miss at 3--2
Even me I knwo the bunt to have a base easily
>>69051969
worst SLG on the entire team (non-pitchers). I could live with more if he at least put up fights and stretched opposing pitcher's hit counts, but it's usually the opposite. easy flyouts and double plays.
That was fucking ballsy.
>>69051993
one of these is Heyward
the other is a pitcher
>>69052017
>>69052017
He ran for nothing
>>69052023
he really should just bat 9th for everyone other than Lester maybe.
we really need Fowler/Soler/LaStella back
>>69052059
9th is a little extreme, but he definitely shouldn't be in the 2 hole
>>69052079
Soler wasn't very good, but definitely the other two. Fowler was like 2nd/3rd in the NL in on-base before he got injured and LaStella is our best PH.
I just want to take this opportunity to say that Skyline chili is bullshit.
>>69051969
I keep telling myself "DEFENSE" but sometimes I get so mad at him
>>69052107
Soler was really good the last 2 weeks or so before he got hurt
>>69052107
Soler was starting to come around
>>69052110
fatass pitcher will lose
here it comes
>>69052109
I've never heard of it but I looked them up online and all their food looks like shit.
Everything is going as planned. Reds will win as I predicted.
>TRAVIS WOOD IN LEFT FIELD
TOO MANY MEMES
please hold on cubes
speaking of Fowler when the fuck is he coming back. maybe it's just the recent losing but it feels like a month.
I AM FUCKING PREPARED
OOOOH AHHHHHH
It's another maddon memes his way to a loss episode
is Strop dead or something, what is this
>>69052195
Maddon has given up this game. He's basically giving Peralta an audition.
>Wood playing left field
THE MEMES JUST WON'T STOP
My stream went down and now they have two fuckers in base with Peralta at mound... This is ogre
why didn't they put Wood in to pitch
>>69052195
saving him to pitch the bottom of an inning should the Cubs have a lead
so yeah
ZOBRIST SAVES THE FUCKING GAME
HAROLD REYNOLD BTFO
It worked. The mad man
Fuck this douple play..
wew
who /malort/ here
I FUCKING CAME
I
FUCKING
CAME
>>69052227
Fuck off, Jean-Pierre Mathieu.
>>69052109
Skyline chili is Cincinatti's signature food, like Chicago's pizza or Philly's cheesesteaks, except it's dog food.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lnhrOsrf9NY
wew
ZOBASED
4 hours now.
The only way we can win this is with memes
>>69052238
Red wine for me.
>>69052239
Reds have my spirit for this game
>defensive substitution: Kyle Schwarber into the game for Travis Wood (LF)
if only
HAIL SZCZUR
Will the >Resd improve in my lifetime?
>this pathetic offense
doomed. won't make it to the top of the order again.
>>69052283
Nope, Pickcincy being the most obnoxious unfunny fuck on the planet doomed your team
>>69052227
>douple play
Stick to dive grass frog fucker
>>69052277
people dont think the Cubs miss him, but they do
he is a monster, he along with Rizzo and Bryant would have probably all hit 30 HRs, maybe 40
>>69052288
Cubs offense is actual shit. I have no clue how the fuck they have this many wins.
>>69052298
>most obnoxious unfunny fuck
You haven't seen Dallas posters yet.
>>69052288
we've reached supreme meme status with Wood in LF
there's no turning back
>>69052308
mostly Fowler being a monster and getting on base 3+ times a game, and the pitching being elite
Anyone have a stream?
>>69052242
meant to reply to
>>69052164
but I'm retarded
>>69052277
Couldn't they do that as long as he doesn't move around? I mean if all he has to do is hit a home run, couldn't they put him in to bat, or would the swinging motion cause him to reinjure himself?
>>69052304
Your hitters for this inning were destroyed in 2 minutes.
Now look Cins' hitters and watch the home run
wew
>>69052298
Shitposting was at a premium then.
>>69052317
Oh yes I have, I've been here for years and years.
Pickcincy was a cancerous fuck and the worst trip/namefag the board has ever seen other than Sean
>>69052334
I watch here
http://streamendous.com/channel103.php
I've literally never heard of this guy
Who the fuck is Patton?
Only reds fan in this thread is from france
>>69052349
Excuse me Surrender Monkey, this is an American image board. Please learn how to use the native language properly if you wish to engage in banter.
>>69052377
>>69052388
>hivemind
>consecutive dubs
wew
>>69052377
>>69052388
>Being this casual of fans
>>69052391
he's not even a reds fan, he just has money on them
>>69052388
>>69052377
Never took a history class in your lives?
>Cubs had a 30+ pitch count advantage against the worst bullpen in baseball before extra innings
>Maddon has memed through 6 relievers while the Reds have practically no-hit us with 4
just end it
Leave france-kun alone senpaitachi
at least he is watching the sport
>>69052413
I think they have no-hit us
>>69052419
>bork bork bork bork-desu
Jesus.
>>69052391
I'm here and I'm from Columbus.
I don't even
FULL MEME
All these meme plays by maddon.
I just got back from class and before I saw the inning I honestly thought I was watching the replay
Also this seems like the most meme game of the season, with the possible exception of the game against Milwaukee
>flipping two pitchers back and forth in left field based on matchups
This is retarded and I love it
>the next game starts in 13 hours
>>69052478
its pure memery
>>69052449
But the Cubs are the only team that knows the feeling of being literally cursed like Cleveland was for five decades. They are our blood brothers, and Cincinnati is a low tier city anyway.
G O . C U B S
>>69052487
> Tfw get to watch the game at work and be comfy af.
Also
> reads.
lol Maddon's memery is beyond human levels
Bryan Price is not amused
Maddon memeing the line up way to hard, I love this guy
>>69052195
>Strop
After how he shit the bed last time? He'll be brought in when Maddon finally goes 'fuck this, I want to go to bed' and Strop inevitably gives up a walk off homer in his first 3 pitches.
is this allowed
>>69052512
Are you an Indians fan? Wouldn't mind to see you guys win the Eries with some of the former Clippers players.
Oh my god they got through the inning.
Meme team power rankings
1. Cubs
Literally 10,000 light year power gap
2. Warriors
3. Brazilian soccer
4. Mexican soccer
5. Kansas City Royals
>>69052567
>that hairline
JUST
>>69052512
indians fan checking in to agree with this >>69052573
>>69052568
>>69052588
>Have 2 pitchers on the field at the same time
>Have them alternate on the mound depending on how the batter hits
>Perfectly legal to do
Meming is a trite term that only philistines use, but in this case, Maddon did meme his way through that inning.
>>69052512
>90s Bulls
>10s Blackhawks
>85 bears
Yeah, life was so rough for them boo hoo
>>69052595
also bears
Is watching this game considered self harm? Should I call a hotline?
>>69052623
He said the Cubs, not the city of Chicago.
>memes
This is too much for me.
Holy fuck Miggy.
SHIGGYMOOOOONT
>>69052573
Lifetime Cleveland sports fan, pic is my now permanent emotional state.
>Hoover
It's ogre, gg Cubs
Count should be 2-2 on Ben but I'm not complaining
Hoooooooover
Hoooooooover
Hoooooooover
will it be a
A: groundout
B: popout
C: strikeout
>Getting no hit in 9 innings by the Reds' pen
Also
>>69052680
B
>>69052680
fooken dinger m80
>>69052642
>>69052644
I assume because of my stream's delay, I missed Montaro shit the bed again.
Why isn't he reassigned back to the Minors? I mean at least Heyward can play defense even if he's an offensive black hole. Montaro is shit all around.
>>69052633
this post deserves a (You)
>>69052680
>heyward being productive
the memes are working
Do I go towards the light?
>>69052680
almost a lineout.
>Heyward will never have a walk off home run
THIS IS A GOOD START, THOUGH
>>69052687
Lineout to right field. Chill
KRIS
FUCKING
BRYANT
GG
THE
MEMES
ARE
WORKING
Nuoh my god, a run? What is this sorcery
AYYYYY LMFAO
BASED BRY BRY
now we just to hope whoever pitches doesn't shit the bed
MEMES MEMES MEMES
BASED BRYANT
FUCKING FINALLY
>>69052697
>Chill
I will not chill when you're not productive at all on either side. Even fucking Heyward finally got a hit. Montaro has nothing to contribute unless if Ross is turned into the main starter it would kill him somehow.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE MEMES
>>69052687
>>69052697
It wasn't awful. He did pull 9 pitches out of this guy who probably didn't have more than a dozen in him.
>not jake
This is crazy. Maddon and the Cubs make my nights so fun
>J.J. Hoover
>ridiculously mediocre at the start of the MLB season
>ridiculously mediocre in AAA
>ridiculously mediocre in the middle of the MLB season
Why does he still have a job, like, at all?
>intentionally walking the bases full
holy shit how many memes can they stuff into one game
Just make hard contact Baez
"Alright Hoover, we're fucked so just do whatever you want. I'm gonna go to bed."
>>69052714
As long as it's not Richards or Strope, we have a chance.
>Having a starting pitcher pinch hit for a reliever
This ride never ends
>>69052746
When your bullpen ERA is over 6, sometimes ridiculously mediocre is the best you can find