Everything Dead Thread
Chicago Cubs
1. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Jason Heyward (L) CF
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Willson Contreras (R) LF
6. Miguel Montero (L) C
7. Addison Russell (R) SS
8. Chris Coghlan (L) RF
9. Jake Arrieta (R) P
Cincinnati Reds
1. Zack Cozart (R) SS
2. Billy Hamilton (S) CF
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Jay Bruce (L) RF
5. Adam Duvall (R) LF
6. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
7. Jose Peraza (R) 2B
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Dan Straily (R) P
Who the fuck cares?
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
heyward reaches base
ayy good start ayy
dingers
>>69022986
Leaf?
No, not a leaf.
>only 2 runs out of that first inning
not even the resd can help us out of this slump.
SUMMONABITCH
I'm not worrying yet this season but ugh slumps suck
Granderson = black Hunter Pence
you know this in your heart
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He's bonafide.
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>>69024577
Hello swedebro are you stateside yet?
>missed the dinger cause you were taking a shit
>>69024632
Sup senpai.
Tomorrow. I get to LA noon 29th.
>>69024632
>stateside
>ikea flag
Miggy is becoming worse than Heyward in uselessness. At least Heyward can field.
>>69024675
Come to Minneapolis and we will make hot dogs in my apartment.
>>69024722
>shiguel montero
>>69025065
dont do it he will offer ketchup
>>69025065
Do you even have hot dogs in ikeaburg?
H-H-Heyward actually did something other than gidp!
>Heyward
>RBI
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BASED FUCKING BRYANT
4,972 FEET
oh shit
YEP IT'S DINGERS
>cusb lead
>resd lead
>cusb lead
>resd lead
>cusb lead
DINGER
GOD BLESS ROY NABRYT
>>69025177
Of course. People here just get shit like ketchup mustard and shrimp salad tho. maybe some onions.
>>69025065
maybe next year m8
I know you really don't want to win today Jake but please don't give it up again.
>all this offense
>arrieta is pitching
this checks out
>when you realize Pete Rose is never, ever getting in the Hall of Fame
>montero-for-three
>>69025273
How do you feel about surstromming?
I'm Swedish by extraction and I've never been able to stomach any of the hardcore smorgasbord foods. Can't get enough of the sweets or glogg tho.
6'4"
280lbs
>american "athletes"
he's like a giant urkel
>>69025455
I can't handle Surströmming at all. I'm from Stockholm, and I think the southerners and west coast people from places like Gothenburg, Jönköping, Helsingborg etc enjoy it far more. I love herring tho, especially in mustard. Jansson's is great too even if I prefer the version without anchovy
Hot Glögg is also really nice when it's cold outside. It really feels like it fills your soul with warmth.
>>69025582
Do you light it on fire or is that a Swedish American thing?
>>69025651
We do that here, but I think it's more of a hardcore swedish thing to do. Some just boil it regularly, or settle for (god forbid) cold glögg.
>all these issues turning double plays
>>69025704
Yes or no?
>cinnamon sticks
>orange slices with peel
>raisins
>whole cloves
>brown rum
>port
>brandy
it's time for the June Swoon...coem July. so long cube enjoy your 3rd place finish again
Jake and the fat man
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good call letting him bat, Joe
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PED PED PED PED PED PED
E E E E E E
D D D D D D
Pitchers who Jake are the best.
>>69025901
>yes
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>no
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>Red Zingers make Cub Dingers.
The National League: a magical place where pitchers hit dingers
I been a Cubs Fans since 1798
>5th inning
>Zobrist up 4 times
>>69026011
and Heyward is the best of the best player
Jake the Snake on some good shit senpaitachi
>>69025983
The National League: a magical place where pitchers hit
>>69025974
Pilates-Enhanced Dinger?
>Errorietta
>>69025975
That's not really glogg.
It's more like pic related but hot.
Which would still be good, with a little melted butter.
Why is Arrieta so horrible?
When will he stop walking people?
>>69026192
Well, it's just my personal preference. I just take whatever my family is offering at the gatherings.
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING. GOD DAMMIT ARRIETA
Jake plz stop
man, thank god we ran into the only team whose pitching top to bottom is worse than ours has been the past two weeks.
Jake is exhausted from that pride parade guys leave him alone
ERA over 2
When will he be good again?
Pls have a good second half like last year
KB is going ham on these guys.
I love the reds.
What happened to the Cubs? Why did they turn to shit all of sudden?
More inspiring play from shiggy miggy
>Miggy "free out" Montero
>Wasting KB's running
For the love of fucking god trade Montero. We do not need him anymore and we can still get a little bit of value out of him before he completely goes down hill.
>>69026458
a bunch of injuries around the same time + their rotation decided to all stink at literally the exact time through the rotation
>Giving the shittiest team 6 free bases
>>69026570
>Shiggymont doesn't even ATTEMPT a throw
>Just fuck my differential right up
>WEWHill
>WEWD
Please euthanize Montero
RELEASE MIGGY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wish budweiser would stop taking it upon themselves to represent american beer
I really really like Kris Bryant
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FULL HOUSE, DINGERS FULL OF DOUBLES
HE DOES IT AGAIN!
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kris bryant might be pretty good
MVP
RIGHT INTO THE CUB FAN SECTION
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I really really like Anthony Rizzo
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Why would you intentionally pitch Bryant high after he hit two just like that out
what was the distance on kb's second homerun?
DINGERS SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS
>>69027546
Jethus Cwithe, lay off the leaf syrup.
Will Bryant win an MVP one day lads
>>69027711
one day he will go all the way
>>69027749
He's going the distance.
FUCKING BASER JD WITH THE BANTZ.
LOOKS LIKE KRIS HAS 3 BREXITS TODAY.
>>69027794
That's just his standard punnery
>>69027794
I was pretty frustrated with the shitty "second brexit" jokes when England lost earlier, so it was great to see a good Brexit joke finally.
you guys think Baez can self suck?
>>69027781
He's going for speed
>>69027474
3 homers 2 doubles.
Never before in baseball history.
>>69028232
Come on, really!?
>>69028303
I have mascots swinging flags don't make me use them.
>>69028232
FUCKING DON'T
>>69028358
Are you trying to jinx the Cubs?
They haven't won the game yet
We post pictures that perfectly sum up an entire fan base. I'll start
FLY THE W
