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>england trying to confirm the BREXIT without telling wales
first for football coming home
>>69000458
have sex you reddit fatty
bad op edition
>>69000528
>>69000533
>>69000540
>>>/facebook/
>>69000527
the usual british form
>>69000524
Wales exercising that veto
>>69000566
redditor spotted
lose weight
>>69000533
ANIME
ANIBE
ANI KUKURYKU
Fuck off weeaboos and Hodgson edition
>>69000533
oh shit I just noticed. delete the thread, OP is faggot
alli doesn't half cunt it does he
xth for being in a healthy sexual relationship and also being a redditor :^)
I like the OP image a lot.
Lionel Messi
> Interact with player (int)
>> Reconsider International Retirement
Anime.
Sterling's going to get two before the game's over.
>>69000700
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENGLAND
[hahaha]
What the fucking christ
>shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart
>hart
kill you're self oyu hopeless cunt
I'm not even mad, this is quite funny
M E M E S
>Head and Shoulders
RELOAD THE SAVE!
RELOAD THE SAVE!
RELOAD THE SAVE!
what the fuck is this
HOLY SHIT
HART WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I've fucking had enough of this.
FUCK OFF HODGSON YOU OWL-FACED CUNT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hart voted #brexit
McGovern > Hart
>>69000700
you can't imagine how much i want to kill myself if that helps a little bit to make him reconsider leaving the NT
i can't live in a world where my country pushed the best player in the world to think he's not made for the national team
i just can't
>>69001142
trying to take the pressure off of you
Only England could make Iceland not only look like a great footballing side but also score the team goal of the tournament
christ lads
WHY THE FUCK IS KANE TAKING FREE KICKS?
Fuck off you senile old cunt
>2-1
Has democracy gone too far?
>>69001414
In all fairness the coach fucked up with putting Gonzalo "Fucks chances better than Ribery underaged girls" Higuain in the first team knowing how much he chokes in finals
Why no Dybalinho? Why no Tevez?
>Kane, Free Kicks: 3
It keeps happening!
>>69001532
Spain already did that earlier.
Every time I look at the top left of my TV screen I burst into laughter.
>this fullback domination
>also >England
>>69001743
Italy's looking solid and del bosque has overstayed his welcome
this is far more meme
>>69001687
>Gonzalo "Fucks chances better than Ribery underaged girls" Higuain
kek
Not that guy, but I think Messi will reconsider. Hell, even Antonella is going to tell him to get the fuck back in the NT. I hope Martino goes. And yeah, Dybala in, without a doubt.
The Leicester of International football
>>69001743
but italy is the best team in the tournament
>>69001414
I feel very sad for Lionel Messi, I think he's the greatest of all time and he's now lost 4 finals. Most of which he couldn't do anything about as he always played well, but when you're Messi you're going to be the guy who "loses" those finals because it's your legacy
I do hope he reconsiders his retirement. I used to dislike him but I've grown to appreciate him as the greatest
Feels like England cross pass with the meme team every tournament. This year it's Iceland, 2 years ago it was Costa Rica and in 2010 it was the USA.
>>69001687
Do you know when you're playing FIFA that you know that even though HiguaÃn or some meme player in real life doesn't really deliver like the media says he does, in the game he is a goal machine?
That's what happening. Martino's going by names and not by merit. And also MUH GROUP and that shit that he doesn't want to break because of Messi. Players like Lavezzi don't have a lot to do in the NT, same Aguero and HiguaÃn. Dybala and Icardi need to have a chance.
>>69001941
>Not that guy, but I think Messi will reconsider. Hell, even Antonella is going to tell him to get the fuck back in the NT.
you don't know how much I hope that happens
I'm devastated, so much that I feel like an idiot, it's just football, but at the same I love football so much that I don't know what to do or feel.
>>69000528
>>69000628
>autist playing footy simulator and posting results in an anonymous board calling people fat
kek, gotta love leddit
>>69001887
Honestly I don't understand Del Bosque. Dude has one of the best talent pools in the world but he keeps on picking the same people over and over and over again. Unless he's just sabotaging spain at this point.
>>69001941
I guess Messi will just do a stipulation that WC2018 will be his last tournament ever, something like Zidane.
And by then you better fucking pray that the next coach doesn't put Gonzalo "Give me the ball I'll bottle it all" Higuain in the match, not even on the bench. He's just a notorious choker in big games.
Nice scheduling you got there Slovenia!
>>69002342
it was drawing with Algeria that was the low/meme point in 2010
>>69002513
By 2018 Dybala should be a fucking starter
>>69002197
Based on what?
>>69002564
I think you're supposed to force Wednesday/Saturday matches if you want to survive
>>69002380
>I'm devastated, so much that I feel like an idiot, it's just football, but at the same I love football so much that I don't know what to do or feel.
It's understandable. I don't really care about the NT, but seeing Messi like that breaks my heart.
>>69002513
>Gonzalo "Give me the ball I'll bottle it all" Higuain
Fucking kek
>>69002380
Until your FA isn't shit, your players will be on strike. You're literally 1 step from being kicked out of FIFA.
>>69002640
By 2018 Dybala will have a huge star status. He's already great and had the best season of his life in Juventus scoring a lot and being really useful everywhere, he just needs a good partner up front right now. Heard rumors about Michy Batshitay but who knows. Would be a fun pair up front.
>starting to dive vs Iceland
>being THIS desperate
>>69002688
>on paper
they're playing nice football without being a black horse meemee
rude
>>69002513
>he keeps on picking the same people over and over and over again
he's like when you manage in FM and manage to find a winning tactic and you stick to that forever but IRL other teams will adapt
>>69002779
I mean I would've tried to get him in this Copa but who gives a shit, let's put Higuain up front again, surely this time he'll find the back of the open net.
>>69002852
Yeah, and even people in FM know that you need to bring in a few new people and get rid of the oldies at one point.
>>69002688
best defence, good midfield, decent attack, conte with best tictacs
>>69002907
I'm just waiting on Calleri to get bought by someone big.
>every year since 2013
>buy Football Manager: Current Year Edition
>start a game
>play for 20 matches
>quit
>repeat two or three times
>uninstall and forget
>buy new edition next year
Fuck, I am feeling it. I am feeling the corruption. I'll spend money again. Money on a game I know in advance I won't like. On a game I know in advance will either be the exactly same, or the changes will be for the worse. On a game I know will crash, corrupt saves, have retarded goalkeepers or some similar.
How do I get off this ride?
>>69002944
I tried to meme but i failed
Sorry for wasting your time
>>69002907
I think he was actually going to the Copa as a sub, but the fuckers at Juventus didn't let him. And then they withdrawed him from the Olympics squad, too.
>>69002698
It's a tweaked league (all 154 Slovenian clubs playable, 6 tiers), so the scheduling is much cleaner than the original DB that kills you for daring to play EL. It went full retard because I overperformed in EL, matches that are on Thursday while Cup matches are on two legs starting with the 8th finals and are on Wednesdays. Since we're in May, the game tries to cram everything into place on time regardless of those empty weeks earlier in the season.
Well while you don't overperform like that every year, it's gonna be problematic if I git gud in CL/EL so I'm gonna force it anyway.
>rppmey
is he kill?
>>69003020
Don't play the betas?
>>69003175
Just reload.
Is this proof that the BPL is shit?
>>69003211
Are you implying the full game never crashes?
>>69003340
Thats cheating.
>>69003115
Aye, they did. Didn't want to risk any injuries I suppose, or something. I don't obviously like that but I can understand it even as a Juventus bandwagonner.
>>69002907
To be honest just putting up Messi alone or using Tevez (no idea how he's doing right now) would be better than using Notorious H
>>69003426
>Not knowing that flag
>>69003175
m8 why the fuck do you have forssell on your team
>>69003426
I've had a single crash in ~2600 hours of fm.
>>69003426
but the game cheats all the time
>>69002761
On top of that, Boca Juniors is playing semis in the Libertadores and if we get kicked out of FIFA they get kicked out of the cup
I'm not even a Boca fan, hell I even support River but this shit is just unfair. It's just sad how greed and corruption destroyed us in a lot of ways. We could be so much better but shit got awful here.
>>69003537
The game has had like 5% change to crash every time I click to compare two players.
It also randomly (rarely though) crashes when doing other unrelated shit.
>>69003403
no it's proof that you did quite well using bojan for a few seasons
This joke was 100% funnier in my head.
>>69003592
>game
>>69003426
FM07 may have crashed once in my 500+ hours of playtime. None since tho
>>69003647
That old man should've never died.
>>69003683
why are they two balls in play?
>>69003683
low tier paintshop argiebro
>>69003754
It just shows that they have more balls than the english
>>69003683
kill yourself
>>69003664
Are you on Linux? Is it a legitimate copy of the game? Do you fuck around with >user dbs or fmrte?
>>69003846
both teams have one ball each
>>69003683
It's funny because of how bad it is
>>69003683
You are mistaken lad, that's Greenland you're thinking of
>>69003754
Oops
>>69003779
Yeah, I realized when I started, but then I had done like half of it so I finished it anyway.
>>69003863
Classic YD.
*CLAP*
PART
TIME
DENTISTS
Boys, I'm in the EL finals! Tho' I gotta thank the stupid as fuck """AI""".
>>69003888
Shit, my bad. I'm blind today
also checked
>>69003683
>>69003754
He's argentinian, he doesn't know how to play football.
>>69003647
>hell I even support River
do you drink condensed milk too?
>>69004010
explains why England are afraid of them
>>69004058
10/10
>>69003875
Windows, Steam copy, some changes to database.
>>69004021
Hopefully the Neverton meme will prevail.
>>69004058
rude
>>69004126
>explains why England are afraid of them
kek
>>69004128
Restructuring leagues or things like changing youth ratings and individual fields?
I've just sold 24 brown paper bags on eBay. Apparently to a Mr R. Hodgson
>>69003500
he's pretty decent though
needed a decent treq my >wingers could consistently play with
and he was ridiculously cheap too
>>69003340
see >>69003426
no one cheats right?!
>>69004494
can i have one to suffocate myself with please
----------------------------the meme-------
Buffarini/memmana--ota--mori/muasacchio--rojo
----------------------------kranevitter
-----------------------pastore----banega
------------------------------dybala
---------------------calleri/tevez---icardi
with a non meme manager and no professional chokers this will be argentinas WCQ 11 hopefully
>>69004494
Should have sold him mirrors
>>69004778
>icardi
>>69004276
No, changing my local team's info to be more accurate (and stronger tbqh) so I can see them climb up while I play actually good teams.
I am sure my numbers are fine, I am not corrupting anything.
>>69004778
Teves quit the NT waaaaaaay long ago
only vardy can save englel now
>>69004900
BRING HIM BACK
>>69004778
>Pastore
>Tevez
>Icardi
Sure thing, m8.
Sometimes I feel like a motherless child
>>69004778
>Pastore
>Calleri
>Tevez
nice meme
also who is >the meme ?
>>69005012
pastore will finally be able to show his true powerlevel since leaving palermo as he finally has a competent coach at PSG
tevez will come back if a good manager asks him
icardi is... well... CHINESE MONEY
>People asked why I was watching tennis earlier
In fairness I do want to kill myself now
![Romero-United-592059[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wdAOc8N.jpg "Romero-United-592059[1].jpg")
>>69005106
>not knowing the meme
>>69005234
Don't do it man, I'm sure your posting will improve if you just keep at it
HOPE
Imagine getting a football shirt made to advertise your political view while in France.
>>69005234
I hope you weren't watching Robson.
>>69005234
Relax. At least your national team is doing good in the Euro.
>meme Finn plays for NT again
>they finally play him as a striker
>plays well
What a fucking surprise.
>gets injured
>Dier off
Not sure I agree with that, probably would've just taken off Sterling or someone and changed formation
You call that murderball? Shamefur.
>tfw Poland is going further in EUROs than England and Spain
I don't think I have ever hoped for this feel
>>69002427
KEK look at this fatty
>>69006057
Go back with your shitty insults to /asp/ lad, insult Carter some more
>>69006095
insulting animefags entirely acceptable desu
ICELAND
>>69006154
Can't disagree to be honest, anime is cancer
>this England team is supposed to be among the best in the world
look just as clumsy and clueless as our NT
>>69006245
you mean on paper, right?
>player gets first international app for Wales
>thanks the Wales manager
>no thanks for me, who supported this whole time
Y-yeah, no, that's just f-fine.
Hello I'm England's chances of winning the European Championship
*disappears*
That would've been a pretty goal.
>>69006245
>this England team is supposed to be among the best in the world
Who said that?
>>69006297
Check his favourite personnel.
>>69006387
on paper they're one of the best in the world
>>69006321
>Says the Irishman
>>69006387
it is >on paper
>>69006387
Koblenz
>>69006245
All the "one of the best teams in the world" have looked dreadful at one point or another this tournament. Possible exception Germany who at their worst looked not particularly good against Poland.
>>69006387
It's all about synergy
>>69006387
but it is
on paper
>>69006458
>implying we thought we could win, let alone hyped ourselves like England did
>>69006465
a manager is part of the team t b h
pyou are in /trb/ you should know that.
your team can only be as good as your tactics
>>69006245
>this England team is supposed to be among the best in the world
>this England team
>Eric Dier is a Sporting reject
>Joe Hart is a meme
>Kyle Walker has no idea what is 'football'
>Roy Hodgson
>Not favourites this time
Seems Neverton is taking this seriously this time.
When did Rooney play in Argentina?
>>69006402
Just the Wales manager. Cheeky cunt.
>>69006457
>>69006465
>>69006484
>>69006535
>>69006541
jej
>>69006524
If Milik didn't spill spaghetti twice it could be different. But who knows how Germans would act after conceding a goal.
>>69006587
We really didn't hype ourselves. We haven't done that since 2010.
>>69006616
>>69006631
>believing the 'England is bad' meme
You guys are really unintelligent and i fear for your children
>>69006675
>it's alright lads we haven't hyped ourselves to win a tournament we had no hope of winning for 6 years!
>>69006631
I'm more surprised about Pacquaio
PARTY TIME
>Vardy on, Sterling off
Time for meme magic
>>69006729
kekked
they need a meme striker to win against a meme team
>>69006729
They are not bad, but they are nowhere near as good as they think they are. They are just ok.
>>69006768
You mean Lavezzi?
England getting a ton of fluky bounces their way and still can't do shit
>>69007263
Because we play with the cohesiveness of an under 19 team
basic shit all the time
Why do they let 'Arry Kane take the free kicks?
>>69006729
I think england is terrible
and I agree fully with you
god damn kane is shit at free kicks
>>69006729
YD, please do not tell me you actually believe England is a great team.
Honestly, Iceland have been playing stupidly defensive and hitting teams hard on the counter. Looking at the Portuguese team's exhibition and comparing it with the English team's, I must concur that England are positively shit, because they are playing even worse than >us, the meme team of the championship.
To be honest, if they worked better as a team and had a better manager they would be much better. Lots of individual talent gone to waste 2bh.
>the kane memekick thing is still a thing
>rppmey
>Ryan Gosling in charge of free kicks
>>69007548
>falling for the Koblenz quotes
>>69007548
>>69007585
Why dou you call him that?
>>69006630
PAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYYY TIME
>Those stats
>Neverton
The only issue is that people are wondering why I'm TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUing in my bedroom.
>pooney
>Sterling should follow Aguero's lead and retire from int'l soccer, he doesn't need the abuse
The Englel NT doesn't need the abuse of considering him desu.
>>69007749
because you are new
>>69007686
>>69007692
>>69007749
memes
>>69007766
Good job. And with triple dubs no less
>>69007548
>Getting memed this easily
GOTTA STAY CURRENT ON YOUR MEMES MAN
christ rooney
b-but we had a better team than France on paper la
>>69008045
His first name is 'Wayne', not 'christ'
>>69007977
We did the treble (plus the Supercup), but the thing is that it's worthless because >Slovenia. My board expects me to do the home treble or get fired.
I'm really feeling this Iceland team lads
how can such highly paid players be so fucking awful at crossing
this is MLS tier
>>69008032
Oh sweet Jesus, I got out-memed.
Portugal to be kicked out next round.
>the banter between Lineker and Henry became real
England HAS to equalise, right?
>>69007977
>>69008161
>
>>69008197
English players are notoriously overrated la. They are not even good on paper.
>>69008122
I think he made the mistake because when we come home from a big tournament usually Rooney is the one to get crucified by the press
>>69008197
>the most Islamic nation in the tournament need Jesus to teach them about crosses
P O T T E R Y
>>69005375
Willis
>>69005479
What on earth are you on about?
and they're not even slipping so they can;t even call the pitch is shit card like 99% of teams in the tournament
this is fucking awful
>>69008340
Tried to make a joke about Jesus' resurrection and the time England spends at tournaments but couldn't word it properly
I tried and that's what matters
>>69008618
I think he meant to say that you're team at least is at the Euro
On a rate from 1\11 how based is Halldórsson?
>>69008714
Well if >we go out I'm gonna need 3 days in a cave to hide from /sp/'s banter
>>69008618
Lesster has sucked up all the English meme power lad and Willis picked up the dust to even get in the main draw of a slam, what did you expect. Just be happy that with the shit money there is in tennis when you're not the Big4 or a cute wymyn, he'll probably will be able to pay his coach for the year as well as perhaps funding a portion of a possible continental wide Challenger circuit tour next year except if he needs to repay the debts he got by simply trying to be a pro tennis player. Yeah, the money is that shit.
Rooney has always been better than Aguero
>tfw missed the entire ITA - ESP match and most of this one
>>69008678
On the other hand, if you take "slipping" metaphorically ...
>>69006297
Shit that'd take minimal effort to fix but Miles failed to do so for years volume 371. Nothing new under the sun.
Vardy should have been on since the start, he's the only one actually trying
Tfw Townsend and Carroll would have been useful in every single game this tournament
>>69009109
You missed based Gigi being unbeatable and Spain spilling spaghetti
>>69009068
on paper, yes
>Did ok in Euro 2012 but out in the knockout stages on penalties again
>Bottom of group in WC 2014
>2nd in Euro 2016 group and beaten by fucking Iceland in round of 16
Hodgson is one of the worst England managers in recent memory after McClaren.
England literally 2016 Seattle Sounders tier.
>>69009153
>Tfw Townsend
no
no
no
no
and no
I've seen more cohesion in boring memegium games
>>69009327
Who would you like to take over after he inevitably resigns?
>>69009156
italy was straight up better, no spain spaghetti was necessary. without de gea it wouldve been ogre for them
>A LITERAL LEAGUE ONE PLAYER IS OUTPERFORMING THESE SHITHEADS
>>69009494
Haven't really looked into it but I don't think the England manager should necessarily have to be English. That was what got Hodgson the job after all.
>>69009000
Just to be clear, it's the football why I want to kill myself. The tennis was great with Willis and Evans
Also nice digits
>England shit under Woy
>English want replacement
>English FA can't get a work permit for foreigners
Pottery.
>>69009494
McClaren
>Abandoning the ship
>>69009327
If the team is shit there's nothing the manager can do about it.
See: Aston Villa
Rashford hattrick
Freddy Adu on for England
>>69009712
I'm figuratively dying right here.
>>69009494
Klinsman
>ROONEYS OFF
>memeford
this is desperation
>THE CITY OF ENGLAND'S FREE KICKS
>>69009712
lel
>>69009674
>Pochettino
Harry Kane?
more like
Harry 'it's a bird it's a' Plane!!!!
Roy needs sacking before tonight is out. Preferable two years before.
>>69009712
lmao
>I'll never feel pride while watching my national team win any competition
please kill me
>>69010159
More like
Harry "Crashing this team with no survivors" Bane
>>69010201
What win?
>>69010201
Time to switch to rugby
Rashford's already leagues ahead of Sterling in terms of getting past defenders.
>>69010201
you think youve got it bad? fuck you
>>69010377
My dead grandmother is leagues ahead of Sterling in terms of getting past defenders
>>69009712
>Rashford literally doing more than most English players in 3 minutes
>not relieving hart of GK duties after that Bayol FK
>>69010201
>>I'll never feel pride while watching my national team
You could have stopped there desu.
post yfw iceland wins the euros
>Steve McManaman literally having an aneurism watching this
Good day all things considered.
>>69010552
Because he is fresh and Iceland is tired.
>brexit
tfw screaming angrily at my screen
woops
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>HART
FULL TIME DENTISTS
>>69010701
at least Hodgson will be out now
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>vote for Brexit
>actually get it
