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Wimbledon round 1 edition
Juve(Soham) finally gone for a month sub edition
Edmund appreciation sub sub edition
Previous Thread: >>68960392
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
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Wageslaving so SO bad ffs.
>>68981293
Day off mate. Thoughts and prayers with you.
Argie backers blown the fuck out
I stand here to tell you that I don't care if Euan is a bastard, he is the king of /bet/.
Any1 follow jap boreball?
lots of tennis today, time to lose some monayy lmao
>>68981944
just pick random names from the 50/50 games and bet on them. you'll probably make more profit than actually thinking
italy lads
>>68982400
The betting expert is in the house.
bulleen or knights?
>>68981944
Tennis is so easy to make money in though. Unlike baseball or soccer, both of which are awful. Baseball is super inconsistent. While soccer is the sport I've bet the least in but lost the most in, ties are brutal.
CHI CHI CHI
LE LE LE
Up surreal from Portland slags, actually think it was a fix, two goals in the last 10 mins, after playing like shit the entire game
>>68982672
what are you betting on today?
>>68982848
>women capable of organising a fix
really
>Didn't get on Germany,France,Belgium -1 from 1-0 yesterday
I just know ill lose when i do bet
>>68982877
Giraldo - Muller 0-3 & Jack Sock ML are my big singles.
Also have a bunch of parlays with heavy favourites.
>>68983024
parlay on an exchange
why?
Morning boys. Big day ahead.
Going medium on Melbourne Knights 0.0 against Bulleen Lions, once again weird movement in the odds, like a 20% shift in the last day.
>>68983253
pmsl, enjoy the loss lid, the boys went out on the pisser last night
>>68983253
U2.5 is the bet
>>68983265
I'm pretty confident, odds falling with like 0.05 a minute, but we'll see what happens
Didn't have time to post, but army United 2 game was just 1.83 for O0.5 goals FT... at minute 9. They just scored minutes 22. What the he'll kind of odds was that?
>>68983300
Sounds like you had 13 minutes to post
>>68983312
No I'm at work, was talking with boss and yadayada. And now it's 1-1. They have NO IDEA how to value the odds in this game. Keep an eye on it once it's not suspended anymore
https://twitter.com/Wimbledon/status/747333031581491200?s=09
Wimbledon hype video.
>>68983179
>Tennis Tipster
where da tips at doe?
>>68983419
who fuck are you
Odds still going down, cant stop rebacking, already on a large bet. pls dont lose
>>68983179
following stuff on your TT those are the ones you were talking about the other day right?
Lads my tip for today is Misr Elmaqasah -0.25
They're priced at 1.98 on 365 atm.
>>68983024
>>68983419
Tennis tipster, is the gulbis bet still good?
>>68983492
this is egyptian league right? cant find it on 365
>>68983546
Yeah, odds portal says they have it
http://www.oddsportal.com/soccer/egypt/premier-league/haras-el-hodood-misr-elmaqasah-KSPaPlrr/
>>68983559
thanks, its there its just put as Misr Lel Makasa
>its a my teams lose in the first inning episode
>>68983253
Odds are now equal for both teams on b365, Melbourne will prob become the favourite in 15 mins
>didnt get on sure things such as France, Germany and Belgium wins
>instead put all my trust and hard earned dollaroos on England to win, of all teams
where did everything go so so wrong
>>68983454
No one.
>>68983421
On TT mate.
>>68983482
Ya all the ones I posted. Plus the acca I posted.
>>68983508
Yep, reckon our boy will pull us through.
Iceland to sit in their own half all game?
>>68983692
Great, love ya.
Should i parely all of them?
Also, how do you feel about the edmund and ulbis games? there seems to be conflicting opinions
>>68983692
A tipster is no one
>>68983692
whats the link bro? tried looking for it but don't know which one it is
tennistipster.org?
>>68983762
just read the post above, nvm
>>68983771
tipstertube lad
>>68983771
Download tipster tube. Follow tennistipster.
>>68983770
Watching the episode now lid. Very good so far. The state of Tommen though pmsl.
>>68983762
No worries lid x
>>68984100
incredible ep, loads happens, last one was INSANE though
>keko
>>68984100
>dubs
you will make a lot of money today m8.
Last ep of season 6 was probably one of the best. My heart was racing when the north rallied.
>>68984188
>>68984100
>>68983599
>>68983300
>>68982400
>>68981944
today we make money
SHAKING from that episode. Got me so hype for today.
Cry God for England EDMUND GULBIS WILLIS FRATANGELO WILLIAMS THIEM and ST GEORGE
Bulleen score head is gone
edmund pls
>>68984273
this gimmick is getting tez, can't wait to turn on you if you start losing tbqh.
>>68984337
told you lid
Anyone know why I often don't get notifications on mobile when tipsters I follow post?
>>68984347
Fuck off. Haters are my motivators.
cucko strikes again
>>68984357
happens to me too, my guess is spaghetti code
>>68984383
V annoying. When I do get them they are usually late.
K E K O
>>68984357
On the website click the alertbell then click settings. a bunch of tick boxes appear for mobile/email alerts select the ones you want
>>68984452
App now crashes when I want to access the settings. Probably need to re-install.
I could have done better than Edmund this set, may as well be doing underarm second serves
Melbourne goal ! Head is back where it belongs
Karlovic heading to a tie break first set. Good shout.
>>68984489
Sorry about your troubles lid, Big Al had to cut back on the maintenance budget and pick up a 2nd wageslave job to fund the Euro competition.
just 2 & 3 qtr's of an hour till first leg
did the coric game have a tie break?
>>68984100
>*SPOILERS*
Some might say he had a Kings landing
>>68984580
Yes lid
>>68984616
cheers
cmon edmund
Okay bet 1 won. Karlovic into a tiebreak. Now come on Edmund.
anyone know how to get rid of creases on a t shirt without an iron ?
>>68984736
hang it on the bathroom, put the shower on really hot and the steam will take out the creases
>>68984747
thanks
>>68984736
do it on 40c in the washing machine then hang up straight out of the machine on a hanger. don't let it sit at all. you can also hang it in your bathroom while you have a hot shower as the steam will help. finally if you are really in a rush put it in the tumble dryer (works better with other clothes as it removes all creases).
>>68984736
Get a frying pan. Put the cooker on heat the pan. Use the bottom of the pan to iron the shirt.
>BBC a good few seconds behind 365 stream
damn bookie shills
So so green on Sabine
>>68984807
If I go to a match what prevents me from placing a bet on each point. Surely I'll see it before the bookies.
>>68984913
They have people who do this. If you get caught you get thrown out.
>kohlschreiber
why, jesus
why, allah
>>68984930
Went to a WTF match and saw a few lads doing this. They try make the connection shit so it doesn't load.
Edmund PLEASE retire.
>>68984913
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32402945
Thought you knew what you were talking about when it came to tennis and betting, never heard of courtsiding?
>>68984946
Clearly need lessons from you. PLEASE offer hourly tuition for me.
EDMUUUUUND COME ON SON
eddie!!
>>68984747
how long should this take? been 20 mins and still creased as hell
KYLE hitting forehands for fun now. First serve improving.
K Y L E
>>68985011
i remember doing it at uni last year and it took just under an hour, glad the water bills were included in the rent pml
NOOOOOOOO
>>68985004
Djokovic under 18.5 games @ 1.57?
>>68985061
Yup, Ward is gonna be shutting bricks. Reports saying he's very very nervous.
>>68985045
kek
KEK
Wait what? That would mean he wins 6-0 6-0 6-0. Or do you mean Djokovic personally under 18? Then yes.
>>68985061
For you
>>68985099
Need a Melbourne goal like A I R
>>68985099
Djok personally. So he just needs to break once per set and not as late as 6-5
>>68985099
damn guess this wont work out...
REEEEEE
kyle ;_;
Got a wisdom tooth coming in and it is really quite sore.
Today's football skedge is _______.
PLEASE don't turn on me yet. Just 1 bet r-right guys.
Got on u26 games in the djok match, how badly have I fucked it up
>>68985172
Backing you 100% buddy.
>>68985172
love ya, i just hope the parelys turn out to be ok.
same with the gulbis one
James Ward sponsored by The Sun. Deserves a hammering tbqh.
>>68985227
KNEW Edmund would lose and the tie break bet would win as I couldn't get on, only betting fun stakes anyway. Good luck us!
I've read through the wiki so don't direct me there but . . .
I have a few questions as a man who's never bet in his life before.
What is your overall strategy to beat the bookies?
How can you tell when the bookies have mispriced the odds and by how much?
What sports and leagues do you have the most success with?
Would 5-10% be a realistic monthly return?
>>68985250
ON my hands and knees.
>>68985227
Thanks lid x
>>68985260
PLEASE stop getting on.
>>68985273
>I've read through the wiki so don't direct me there
Nobody has ever been directed to the wiki because there is no information of any value there
>>68983276
>>68985288
Okay good, that's what I thought when reading it.
Do you have any answers to the questions I asked?
>>68985273
bet high on the other team there is chance it win and you get money
1000% return guaranteed
just heard in the /bet/ discord tennis tipster was planning to go paid after the first week of wimbledon
Melbourne 1-1 - void. Should've gone for the 0.5 at lesser odds, but the greed got me.
>>68985321
>1 bet goes to shit
This is what happens. Very short memories.
PMSL at this odds on Poland vs Portugal
@2.7 0.0 handi on Poland is HUGE VALUE
>>68985273
Place a bet on U2.5 AND O2.5 every football game. One is guaranteed to hit, and you win every time. Heard it from your fellow countryman.
>>68985344
'no'
>>68985273
>>68985409
Thanks
>>68985273
And part 2
Is there really that much discrepancy between odds offered by different brokers?
>>68985099
Maybe 6-0 6-0 6-0 wasn't a bad bet either
>>68985409
True for most parts, but regarding #1.
I know for a fact that there's people who have literally made a fortune betting MLB/ NBA/ NHL/ NFL. I don't know how, but the fact that there's people like that means it can be done.
Singapure <3
>>68985486
You mean different bookies? Brokers just offer you access to Asian books so you'll be getting the same odds regardless of the broker you use.
>>68985492
Would ABSOLUTELY LOVE to see proof of this. For years we've been getting told how Americans can profit but I've never seen any evidence. Obviously there will be a few who do but they're very much in the minority
Had a word with Mannarino at the change over. He's throwing the towel in.
>>68985347
wait is this legit?
>>68985545
>he didn't know about the infinite money trick
>>68985545
yes, easy money
>>68985533
search the realg on the reddit sub-forum sportsbook. his own millions and his normal bets are in tens of thousands, with proof.
Djoliba - Real Bamako U2.5 at 1.48 is actually still value if you can believe it.
dac
>>68985648
are you using both R and excel for your model?
>>68985569
>>68985560
wtf it doesnt work you bastards
>>68985685
/bet/ mafia strikes again
>>68985578
Probably a trust fund baby.
>>68985684
R is just for running the algorithm.
Excel is more convenient for converting to odds and other basic stuff like that.
Why is TT fucking up AH? It's mixing up the odds for + and -
>>68985697
wait hold up explain to me. is this a meme or not. my maths seems to be telling otherwise
Djok best start winning these games, too much money on u26
>>68985704
forgive me for posting a reddit link, but baller93 is the actual guy thats betting. started off with a few hundred how has a lot more
>>68985818
>https://www.reddit.com/r/sportsbook/comments/4ou9gy/real_gs_nba_championship_pick/
>>68985793
>Not learning the infinite money trick
Bookies hate him
>>68985717
Is R worth using to build a model? I've used it a bit in uni but I'd say it would take a while to become proficient at using it
>>68985862
R was made to do statistics.
What matter is if you have a model worth building.
>>68985862
You can do it in any language you want, but R is made for statistical analysis.
>>68985045
pmsl
>>68985884
>>68985895
Cheers lids!
>>68985948
Remember to bet on o2.5 and u2.5. You will NEVER lose.
>>68985994
CANT WAIT FOR FREE MONEY
>>68986009
LOVE this gimmick lid
How much does everyone have on laying Boris for next Conservative leader?
>>68986009
>>68985994
put in 500 dollars for the wales game as you have advised. Can't wait desu
>>68986065
wasn't even my gimmick, some other irishbro started it
>>68986108
Post slip. The lid that started this meme actually fucking posted his slip. Fucking mad man.
Ljungskile v. Varberg
varberg have won 6 in a row while ljung have lost 8.
odds are 2.1 for DNB vargberg what do you think lads?
>>68986009
>>68985994
whats this gimmick explan please
>>68986144
i lied fuck me
>>68986145
You know the "free" money sites give you when you sign up for a new account. He thought it was free money so out of the 30 dollars he was given, he bet 10 on over and 10 on under and was so smug about his free money.
>>68986180
ah ok. I finally turned over my bonus bets that i got last week, up 50 dollars rn feels good
FOR FUCKS SAKE DJOK SHOULD OF CASHED OUT
TennisTipster such a fraud
>>68986365
>Being this fickle
>>68986251
>should of
I won't tell you again, you fucking mong. Stop this.
>>68986394
just banter m8
>>68986400
I just do it to trigger you now fella
>>68986365
Not happy. Neighbours cat will hear about this.
>>68986073
Could be a good bet what with there being support within the Conservatives for a ruling that a woman has to be on the ballot (pmsl) but in this era of populism? Who knows. No one else has the name recognition that Boris does and can't think of any other Tory who has the level of cross party support he does.
Utterly despise the man personally, he turned his back on the party that gave him this platform, he turned his back on Cameron that has supported him thoroughly and been close friends with since his teens. And now, despite maintaining for years he had no interest in becoming PM? He threw himself behind the Leave campaign for it, although I'm sure he's having second thoughts about having to shoulder the responsibility for triggering Article 50.
Still, people think he's so different, just like Farage pmsl. He went to Eton like the rest of them,was in the Bullingdon Club just like Cameron. He's just a top notch political actor.
>>68986601
Laying Theresa May like my life depends on it. Would love to see Osborne personally. Love the lack of personality and refusal to step down.
>>68986601
Kill yourself.
>>68986676
you should of'nt say that
>>68986601
>he turned his back on Cameron that has supported him thoroughly and been close friends with since his teens
poor David :'(
>>68986601
BETTER than unshaved Corbyn
Good night lads
>>68986817
Night mate.
>>68985252
i know right what a cunt
On Djurgardens u21 -0.5 for a small, good team out will probably net another.
>>68986817
Night x
>>68986792
Truly the hero Britain deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>>68985252
Imagine admitting that you shag dogs
Thanks Derfail, went large on your Home Utd tip, was sweating but it came through at the last miunte
>>68986979
>went large on your Home Utd tip
>Things that never happened
Literally can't win a bet. People following me on TT. Zzzzzz.
>>68987039
You underestimate how fixed S-league is
>>68987054
Yeah you did not understand my post
>>68987039
He tipped over 2.5 @ 1.8 last night, game ended 2-1
Good bet?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl54l6EWkAQEGsB.jpg:large
The spain train who predicted all the over 2.5's yesterday has gone with this. Looks pretty shit to me, can't see either game getting over 1 goal.
>>68987054
>Implying Derfell fixes Singaporean top flight division football
>>68987213
Image didn't link right basically his bet is England vs Iceland over 2.5 and same with Spain v Italy.
>>68987223
Man Singapore top flight is fucking piss. Fyi, I as a System Admin, Fresh graduate, earn more than the average player in the majority of the "top flight" teams.
>>68987242
Over 2.5 vs Italy is always iffy as fuck. If Spain turn up, it will easily be over 2.5. If Italy turns up it will be easily under 2.5. It all depends on if there is an early game or not. I suggest the 2nd half most goals bet.
>>68987242
Not planning on putting more than some greasy fivers on, but I'm going with Spain & U2.5
REALLY hope hass gets cancer desu
>>68987322
If Spain turn it'll be 90 minutes of sideways passing, 3 shots on target and a 1-0 win.
>>68987328
>>68987322
Thanks. Was thinking England and Spain both under 1.5 goals. Would probably ruin my viewing experience though wishing for less goals.
Spain's diarrhea boreball won't get past Italy's defense more than once. Italy might punish their shit defense atleast once I think
Italy is not a team that wins or loses big. I forsee semen slurpage. Icelandic keeper seemed wonky, but ill never trust england
>>68987367
Go for the safety u2.5 goals and accumulate them. Your bet is fine but I can see games ending 1-1.
>>68987367
I'm going to TT Iceland 1-0 England desu and Italy 1-0. If I manage to secure runner up in the TT. competition I'll have a platform to go paid.
Plus the prize money will pay for the overhead costs to become a pro tipster
GEFLE ABSOLUTELY SURREAL
Fuck teamsheets, in some leagues all you need is futbol24 :)
>Bemelmans
There goes my good mood
>>68987438
Crazy stuff!
>>68987414
> secure runner up in the TT
You've got a long way to go pal
>>68987505
I'm like 5th aren't I? Gave up after the Hungary game but 2nd or 3rd is still achievable
>>68987540
8th and like 230 profit behind 2nd. Also behind me ;^)
Safarova fucking my accy :'(
Reminder that Hass is German for hatred.
>>68987566
Don't rest on your laurels friend, I've got a few tricks up me sleeve ;)
>>68987661
Can't wait to test your chin pal when I go interrailing next year
DAC already. No more tennis for me.
>>68987742
Win it all back on the Folksam FHG doubles or even triples :)
THE bet is to fade Hass
>>68987823
This is why I never post slips
>>68987803
Was going to, but I already missed my chance with Goteborg, because I'm preparing dinner ; ;
Hass to secure 3rd place in TT Comptetition
@251
Renbol to get kicked off the Competition
@1.001
>>68987878
There's still two games left for a potential odd of 2, but those damn o 1.5 just wont go away
>>68987917
Why would he? Although I did think it was only public tips that counted but it doesn't seem to be enforced
>can't be on Raonic aces in play
I'll need to remember for his next game
Giorgi SUCH a qt
>>68987950
Too soon ;_;
Hoping for some goals in the upcoming Olympiakos game, we all know how all their games are legit and never fixed and how much they hate late goals
>>68988056
Got on Norrkoping -1 instead, expected an early goal, still need 1 though.
Can't stop laying Muguruza
>>68988106
She's gonna win this mate. Up a set.
In such a dark day. A bright spot has appeared. Neighbours dog is being put down. Kicked it half a million times anyway.
>>68988186
allow dogs ffs senpai
alright, what are today's /eurobet/'s
>>68988214
You try sleeping after a night out on the lash with a dog barking every fucking second through thin walls.
>>68988246
buy thick walls
>>68988246
HATE them yappy little fuckers
>>68988214
why are you speaking like that?
>>68988317
Probably because he's one of the many Pakis that have infested this place in recent times
>One and a half hours of wageslaving left
>>68988317
because i type like i speak
>>68988246
yeah that's tez, love dogs but some people are just awful owners
>Nefte
Good thing I already knew that Cybu is a fraud
>>68988344
Can I just have your job please?
CANNOT win a bet ffs, feel like Euan.
>>68988373
You don't want it pal.
pmsl if anyone is seriously betting italy - spain
>>68988268
Only here till I finish uni mate.
>>68988272
He's dead now anyway. Prick.
>>68988317
>The current year
>Not fluent in roadman
>>68988356
Very true Mr potato.
>>68988377
Cheeks so red atm.
>>68988395
pmsl if you missed the early value on Italy +0.5
>>68988377
Broke my curse with a worldy yesterday pal
>>11448447
Well lads?
>>68988454
>worldy
I follow you lad, some pretty good bets. No worldy tho you cheeky kunt
Also, would do bad bad things for a Neftekhimik goal or 2. Need to win at least 1 bet sometime soon zzzzzzzzz
Go on Willis lid
>Willis breaks
So so happy
Chiellini so handsome
Anyone betting on Italy seriously needs to have a word with themselves. Spain -0.25 is literally one of the best bets of the tournament and I just need paid on it already, it just wins.
>>68988579
Post slip then.
>>68988577
>>68988579
I think you will find Albania +0.5 vs Romania was bet of the tournament
>>68988643
How many Euro 2016 bets have you made? What is your roi?
>>68988603
>>68988643
>one of the best bets
Reading comprehension lid
>>68988643
Think YOU'LL find Portugal v Hungary CS 3-3 was bet of the tournament
