>championship game
>0-0
are you kidding me?
That's third world sports for you
>>68977248
Poverty ball lol
and its decided on penalties which are like 80% chance of goal topkek great game
>>68977428
>>68977480
Football is played by all, including rich countries. And it's kind of ironic what you're saying since basketball is dominated by gheto niggers, baseball players are mostly central american illegals and handegg is nothing but a bunch of niggers and rednecks tackling each other.
>>68977622
At least basketball isn't decided by a luckfest penalty shootout in its championship game after going 0-0
>>68977622
FRACTURED ASS
0-0ball is for retards
>>68977428
>>68977480
And yet everyone in that match makes more money than you will ever see in your life
>>68977684
Yeah it isn't. It's decided by corporate jews who usually fix the game and push for 7 games so that they make more money.
>>68977622
Soccer is for pansies who get participation trophies
>Championship game ends in a draw
Are you fugging serious
Penalty shootouts are the worst.
>>68977711
Those poor kids in Africa playing with rocks wont
>>68977622
>having this much ass pain
povertyball blown the fuck out
>>68977725
>muh Jews
>muh rigged
lol match fixing happens in soccer all the time Paco. Look at Juventus.
>>68977764
>>68977691
Nice job projecting, you know what I said is true.
>>68977759
neetbux don't count as your income
>>68977622
there's a reason asian countries aren't good and it's not their physical traits. it's a dumb sport for dumb people that will do nothing but die over time. just be glad you were here for the peak in your lifetime.
>>68977684
>7 games to decide the champion
>>68977815
I work because I'm not a parasite to society like most blacks are
>>68977248
Dude give it a break. Most of the countries where poverty ball is played they can't afford double digits on their score boards
>>68977248
Why else do you think it is called the Semen Slurping Sport?
>>68977524
>>68977428
>>68977248
Raptors and Cavs conference finals were more interesting than this shitfest.
CANAKEKS AND AMERIFAGS TO >>>/asp/
>>68977878
Takes away varience Bruno
>>68977878
>hues obsessed with the number 7
I wonder why?
>>68977622
Well said
>idiots don't understand the ammount of skill and pressure management involved in penalties.
Penalties separate the good from the truly great.
>>68977622
BTFO
>Their most significant achievements are winning the 1985 CONCACAF Championship to qualify for the 1986 FIFA World Cup and winning the 2000 CONCACAF Gold Cup to qualify for the 2001 FIFA Confederations Cup. Canada also won a gold medal in the 1904 Summer Olympics. The 1986 World Cup was their only successful qualification campaign in their history.
KEK
>>68977967
So messi is trash because he completely missed the penalty?
>>68977958
>>68977967
>>68977981
>this much damage control
You just watched a game played by millionaires who jogged around for 90 minutes and didn't score a single goal
.....and you are trying to convince us that it's an exciting sport
Are you fucking retarded?
Not trolling you. Are you that fucking dumb to think a 90 minute flop and jog fest is that exciting?
If you do, you are a fucking retard
>>68978070
No, Messi is a pecho frio.
>>68978047
>irrelevant povertyball
Try playing a man's game, hue.
>>68978120
Finals in football are usually like that, teams are too conservative and try to make as few errors as possible, it's a battle of wits not skills at this point.
>>68978230
>it's a battle of wits not skills at this point.
0-0ballfags are THIS delusional
>>68978132
A man's game...................................played with sticks..................hmmm
No, thnx.
>>68977248
>>68977428
>>68977480
>>68977524
>>68977684
>>68977691
>>68977744
>>68977764
>>68977802
>>68977850
>>68978120
>>68978132
all posts from people whose countries' football (soccer for ameritards) teams are too shit to understand the game.
>>68978230
>at this point
>point
There were no fucking points. Stop trying to spin this bullshit. 0-0 90 minutes of jogging and flopping.
It's a horrible fucking sport and only retards who enjoy watching grown men kick a ball around for 90 minutes literally accomplishing nothing try to make excuses.
Think of it this way.
I'm going to make a non contact sport where nothing besides grown men pass a ball around for 90 minutes and do nothing else.
Man that sounds like a stupid fucking idea doesn't it?
why are yuropoors and south american monkeys so quick to defend a scoreless Finals?
is it because they can't play any other sports?
kek
>>68978349
Nobody dives and rolls on the ground like they just broke their knee. You see fights, blood, and vigor.
>>68978353
Give us a break down
>guy passes the ball
>guy dribbles the ball
>guy passes the ball
>guy passes the ball
>guy dribbles the ball
>guy passes the ball
>guy passes the ball
>guy dribbles the ball
>guy passes the ball
Id keep going but the spam filter is popping up
Your sport is so fucking lane to describe it 4 chan thinks it's spam. Lol
>>68978391
Why do you care so much about football? Stop being so insecure, no one is taking your big black mandingos away, you can still watch them sweat and tackle each other.
>>68977850
>dumb sport for dumb people
Then why are you guys shit at it ?
>>68978349
Actually has physical contact
Actually has scoring
Actually isn't played by pussies
>>68978479
these huemonkeys would literally shit their pants if they ever tried to play hockey. they'd realize that their flailing and flopping don't work in real sports lol
>>68978391
Let's run and throw a ball in a basket?
WOW YOU'RE A GENIUS!!! BEST SPORT EV4R!!
>>68978479
Punching guys with sticks while wearing stupid suits is a nice sport, sorry, I was wrong all the time.
>>68977916
>uses a meme consisting of an american man on an american imageboard on a board created because of an american sport to complain about americans
Make the goddamn field smaller so more scoring
>>68978479
wanting to see vigor is kinda gay 2bh
>>68977248
A FUCKING
LEAF
>>68978480
>holds it
>holds it!..
>HOLDS IT!
>>68978838
>I rate Arriaga
>>68978547
The only reason we flop and dive is because it works in the rule set.
If it didn't it would be every bit as bloody as hockey. Even more because of chimp genes.
>>68978764
No, change the offside rule to make it more competitive
>>68978861
Arriaga II is way better
>>68978934
>The only reason we flop and dive is because it works in the rule set.
That doesn't make it any less gay
If players were allowed to fist fight and only get a yellow card think about how fast all that faggotry shenanigan diving and flopping would stop
Soccer is the best sport in the world, easily. It's the most subtle as well, which is a true indication of a skilfull, GOAT activity.
1) Soccer
2) Tennis
3) Hockey
4) Basketball
5) Cricket
POWER GAP
9999) American Football
99999) Baseball
>>68979122
What about Barriaga?
Yes make the field smaller, also every goal is worth 7 points, there should also be a rule to only hire 6'4"+ black players from now on, no homo I just like watching big strong ebony bulls, my wife and her son too for some reason. Oh and we need more commercial breaks, 100 would suffice.
>>68979156
terrible bait
allow me to respond so you can at least feel like it's a 1/10 post
>>68979156
Stop embarrassing North America.
>>68977622
most baseball players are white. 60% whites, 30% latinos, 8% black, 2% azn.
>>68979202
Football is popular with poor people because all you need is one ball, (ball) shit you can use a tumbleweed and kick it around.
>>68979236
Not bait, but truth
>>68979248
I played varsity baseball and think it's a shit sport, deal with it goof
>>68979202
Distance ran makes a sport better? Marathons must be the best sport of all.
North Americans and their """""physical contact"""" sports
LEL
Now I know why children shoot at schools.
>>68977248
Hi there Peru, your flag looks odd today
>>68979322
100 meter border run
>>68978934
So your excuse for flipping and diving is that flopping and diving are part of the game of soccer?
Come here and listen close
Closer
Little closer
Here's a secret.
WE FUCKING KNOW THAT. THAT IS WHY WE HATE YOUR FAGGOT SPORT AND MOCK YOU FAGGOTS.
>>68979336
Don't you have a tourist to rape?
>>68979336
You live in the murder capital of the world dumbass
>This American asshurt
>>68979387
is ur mom down here
penalty kicks are the worst things about football, you decide a championship based on whether the keeper guesses the right way or not.
but then again if it wasnt for PKs only the good teams would win championships
>>68979365
This
Lmao the fucking Copa America quarter finals probably got more views than the fucking Stanley Cup final this year
>>68979427
>Americans mocking 0-0 sport
>better say they are asshurt
>deflect deflect deflect
You guys can't even defend this horrible sport
>>68979439
Speaking of rape
>7-1
>>68978754
>american IB
not anymore
>>68979493
You're trying way too hard, that's a sign of anal devastation.
>>68979490
Superbowl gets more viewers than every other sport in the ENTIRE World
Hockey doesn't get shit for ratings
>>68977622
eh PU70
>>68979561
American football gets more ratings and makes more money than most of these dirt countries combined
NFL has more $$$ than most South American governments
>>68979550
>Superbowl gets more viewers than every other sport in the ENTIRE World
lmao no it doesn't
Even the Cricket World Cup has a larger viewership
>>68979561
This year it definitely was
>>68979648
>Cricket World Cup
>larger viewership
don't you have a street to shit in patel?
>>68979686
sick argument
>>68979176
>He's okay, but he's no Aruglia
>>68978464
>americucks talking about not playing any sports
YOU LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
HAD TO INVENT YOUR OWN SPORTS
SO YOUR LOCAL TEAMS COULD BE THE "WORLD CHAMPIONS" AT IT
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>68977807
>07
lel
>>68979490
Wait, was Canacuck in the tournament?
>>68979757
America invented swimming and track and field?
Tell me more....
>>68979772
No cause our NT is god awful
>>68979757
LOOL
>>68979540
You live in Mexico. Mexico.
Lol. I don't have to say anything else.
>>68978480
>guy throws ball
>misses teammate
>standing
>budweiser commercial
>coors commercial
>taco bell commercial
>walmart commercial
>GTA commercial
>repsectful american flag disposal commercial
>9/11 commercial
>30 for 30 commercial
>sportscenter commercial
>condom commercial
>subway commercial
>new movie preview commercial
>peppa pig commercial
>dominos commercial
>toothtunes commercial
>apple commercial
>OJ commercial
>commercial commercial
>basketball commercial
>baseball commercial
>mcdonalds commercial
>kfc commercial
>applebees commercial
>pawn stars commercial
>ice road truckers commercial
>penis enhancement commercial
>another walmart commercial
>bank commercial
>ellen degeneres commercial
>standing
>referee's decision: throw the ball again
>repeat
>>68979808
>swimming and track and field?
LEL
>>68977622
>football is played by rich countries
>USA
>China
>Japan
Uh, I guess if you count women's division.
>>68979808
>America invented swimming
More like sinking
>>68977622
I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>68979879
>Australia
You know the whole site knows you are shit posting trolls right?
Like we have no respect for you guys anymore and half the time we talk back to troll you. We don't take anything you twats say seriously.
By the way. I am trolling you now. :)
>>68977428
better than pointless scoring until final 2 minutes that take 20 minutes in actuality
>>68979971
>Like we have no respect for you guys anymore
bro relax it's /sp/
>>68979971
>gets a elite truth bomb to his flabby face
>"y-you're just s-shitposting it's only a j-joke"
AMERIMADS ARE BLUBBERING
>>68979828
Damn
>>68977248
sounds pretty typical
>>68979879
Lol this is 100% accurate
ITT: Post more interesting championship games than this shitty "sport"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FFJUz0tdo
>>68980103
>apehoop
>sport
>>68980027
Ikr
You guys did pretty good tho
>I only want to see goals
Now, I love watching goals as much as the next guy does, but damn, when you got two of the world best teams against each other it's bound to be a close game with not many goals, and it's because it's well played.
If you don't have ADHD, you would appreciate and have fun with this game since it was a wonderfully played game, and a very entertaining one.
>>68978120
certainly better than 60 minutes of ads and millionaires standing around m8
>>68980145
Merci monfrere
>>68980239
There's a difference between two equally powered teams going at it for a close score and one great team facing an ok one who parks the bus hoping to get to penalties
They may as well decide the game on who wins 10 coin flips.
Oh wait
>>68980282
yeah, it was an awesome 2 hours of good gameplay, 10/10 would watch a 3rd time.
>>68979879
based
>>68980421
Soccer is even more boring and unbearable if you already know the result
>they literally sat around and watched 120 minutes of 5'5 manlets flopping back and forth and scored exactly 0 (ZERO) goals in f0-0tball
>they literally just saw a championship decided by lining up a bunch of fags to kick a ball 5 feet out in a net twenty feet long (and some of these fags actually fucking didn't score)
>they actually """"enjoy"""" this
lmao 3rd worlders are entertained by the simplest of things
takes no thought at all for them to be impressed
>>68977850
top weeb
>>68980239
>it was a wonderfully played game
>2 shots on goal by chile
>>68980468
>being this retarded and unable to appreciate subtle things
theres a reason your sports are irrelevant everywhere else
>>68980480
I agree, the game definitely needed more big black fatties and a few concussions. My wife's son said so too.
>>68979909
fat floats you dumb aussie
Why do Americans care so much what people in other countries enjoy as sport?
Why do they go hyper defensive when any of their sports are ridiculed?
They'll never understand football culture. Sports in the US are franchises spread over massive areas. No identity. No relevance.
>>68980581
Or maybe it's because manlets like you don't go well with our actual sports.
>>68977807
>07
>>68979156
Leave my country
>>68979971
SHOOK
>>68979879
HOLY KEK
>Deciding a championship on a shoot out
>Real sports just keep playing the game until there is a winner
>Soccer can't do this because they know they rarely score
Nice sport
>>68977428
>Lost third place to Colombia
Don't even try to argue, gringo, we have no ground.
>>68977622
I don't even watch povertyball, but... 7-0
>>68977878
>7 goals to lose national dignity
>>68978328
the match was doing okay if a bit chimpy until the idiot ref sent two home and the nobody wanted to do anything because cards everywhere, from there they just started wasting time to push for lucky goals near the end of the game or just penalties, that stupid moron fucked the game
>Be Murican
>Tries playing Football, rekt everytime, no world cup participation
>invents its own sports, renames football to something else, names a 'sport; played with hands football
> make up own rules
>If win cool trophy, call themselves 'World Champions'
>Literally no one but us, inside our own little closed circle, plays this. (Canada has it's variant.)
>Encourages children to become fat to play as fat wall so they can crash their fat against other fats
> The only athletic people are Blacks and a few whites who still weigh over 260+LB
>Only Saving Grace is qt cheerleaders.
And then there is this.
>guy throws ball
>misses teammate
>standing
>budweiser commercial
>coors commercial
>taco bell commercial
>walmart commercial
>GTA commercial
>repsectful american flag disposal commercial
>9/11 commercial
>30 for 30 commercial
>sportscenter commercial
>condom commercial
>subway commercial
>new movie preview commercial
>peppa pig commercial
>dominos commercial
>toothtunes commercial
>apple commercial
>OJ commercial
>commercial commercial
>basketball commercial
>baseball commercial
>mcdonalds commercial
>kfc commercial
>applebees commercial
>pawn stars commercial
>ice road truckers commercial
>penis enhancement commercial
>another walmart commercial
>bank commercial
>ellen degeneres commercial
>standing
>referee's decision: throw the ball again
>repeat
Baseball is boring, basketball is dominated by Niggers...
>>68979258
Made up stats
A lot more Latinos than that in baseball Cory
>>68977622
That argument against football isn't even clever.
>>68978479
>>68979271
In all fairness Football is the same thing, you just need the ball, a field and a few friends and you can still play it
Man I hate threads like these and being paired with these fellow "Americans." you crying cucks need to know our sports place in the entire world you sheltered ethnocentric fucks. There's a reason why this sport is world renowned and it's because this was one of the few sports you could play when everyone in the world was third world poor and had nothing better to do than to be killed in WWI or die by 30. Plus soccer was globalized by colonization and evolved over time to rival the quality of teams in Europe with Brazillian success and SA players being know as the best. That's why in hockey USA, Canada and Russia and Baseketball with USA, Spain, Italy, Argentina, and I think France all are considered world class due to the rivalry in it. In a couple decades, if Europe can eventually beat USA in the Olympics Baseketball could be the #2 sport in the world. Baseball does have an actual International championship and it was fun to watch Mexicans fight Canadians but the sport has actually devolved into a bore fest. As for American football you can't argue that it's not shit, I mean you literally have to be a child to argue about it relevancy against soccer. Even when you play it, it sucks if you're not QB or WR
>>68978480
https://youtu.be/rJu2qSJ9zno?t=124
>>68977248
soccer is shit bro
>>68982233
maybe, but its the thruth
>mfw the soccer defense force comes out to defend their "beautiful" game at the slightest provocation
>>68980480
>they literally sat around and watched 11 minutes of 300lb niggers throwing balls back and forth and scored exactly three times (FOR 21 WHOLE POINTS) in handegg
>they literally just saw a championship interrupted by two and a half hours of faggy commercials which are ADMITTEDLY the most exciting part of the event (and some of these commercials cost MILLIONS)
>they actually """"enjoy"""" this
lmao amerifats are entertained by the simplest of things
takes fucking commercials for them to be impressed
>>68983124
Also I'd like to point out that 0-0 matches happen approximately 8% of the time, while handegg games almost ALWAYS have 11 minutes of action.
The actual fuck is wrong with Amerishit sports?
>>68983124
>scored exactly three times (FOR 21 WHOLE POINTS)
I already see an improvement
>>68983162
>amerifats have to award more than one point per score otherwise the sport is boring as fuck
What a shitty sport lmao
>>68983171
You could make every score worth one point and the final score would still be higher than the so called """championship game""".
That's actually fucking hilarious.
Amerifags are so insecure kek.
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/touchdowns-per-game/2015/
>average TDs for teams per game is 2.36
>average TDs per game is therefore 4.72
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/european-big-four-leagues-goals-3513388
>average goals per game in England, Germany, Italy and Spain: 2.79, 2.94, 2.6, 2.77
>2.775 goals per game on average
>handegg broadcast: 3 hours long
>soccer broadcast: 2 hours long
>TDs per hour: 1.57
>goals per hour: 1.39
AMERICANS BASICALLY SEE AS MUCH EXCITEMENT IN A HANDEGG GAME THAN A SOCCER GAME
TOP FUCKING KEK WHAT A SHIT SPORT AMERIFATS PLAY
>>68983221
You can't ignore field goals and safeties just cause it helps your point you dumb kangaroo.
>>68980751
Whats this american obsession with big black males going at it?
PEOPLE LITERALLY CARE ABOUT TEN SECONDS OF FAST AFRICANS MORE THAN THE """"SUPER""""BOWL
PEOPLE LITERALLY CARE ABOUT 22 INDIANS AND PAKISTANIS SMASHING ROCKS INTO CROWDS MORE THAN THE """"""""""""""""SUPER""""""""""""""""BOWL
KEK
K E K
K . E . K
>>68983221
>m-muh other m-methods of scoring
K E K
E
K
>comb through the board looking for a similar topic
>none there. decide to make a thread
>ask a legit, well thought out question
>2 replies (one telling you to go to reddit.com)
>clear bait thread full of the same retarded memelords posting identical shit that's posted in every other bait thread
I'm beginning to think you guys are bots. How retarded can you all be to keep posting literally the same shit for months/years on end?
/sp/ is such a cesspool now. None of you are:
1) interested in actually talking about sports
and/or:
2) remotely funny
Peace.
>>68983260
>cricket has more viewers than handegg
lmao
Rip in pieces America
>>68983260
How many of those are ''''''people'''''''
>>68983260
Amerilards BTFO
i genuinely hope someone nukes canada
i fucking hate every single canadian poster
>>68979879
btfo
>>68983286
weak bait, here's your (you)
