>Rags
>it's a Rangers fan gets buttblasted over game threads thread
Hawt af
Everyone gather around.
>>68949157
How much did that seat cost?
i don't know if you know this but red sox NEVER apologized to texas
Is Mazara Asian or Hispanic
>>68949306
90 bucks.
hehe i'm getting hot just watching this wow might be a long day for those boys *sips ice coffee*
omg rip mooie
>>68949462
lol you made the WRIGHT choice when you prICED the coffee on this hot day haha
He was out, honestly
>>68949597
PRICE
The entire crowd is fanning themselves because it's so hot, they need to turn on the air conditioners.
>>68949604
uhh then he wouldn't be on first now??
>Houston and Arizona both have roofs
>Rangers are too poor for one
someone explain this
They need to tear down the big green monster at Fenway, what is the point of it? If your plan was to prevent homeruns and make the game more boring, you succeeded.
He was out, honestly.
>>68949961
being out is good
lol did the Rangers spend all their money on paying the umps instead of buying a roof haha??
>It's a tiny strike zone episode
>>68950057
actually in texas they use a different money so the umps have no incentive to make calls for them (they can't use the texas money anywhere else)
Whats the matter Hanley, afraid to swing? Haha coward.
anyone remember when jbj wasn't complete t*ash
>>68950235
no i can't remember this did it ever really happen
The MLB needs to look into my idea of awarding a run for every 3 hits a team gets, that way flukes like Friday night where the Rangers got 16 hits and lost won't happen, there is no reason the inferior team should be rewarded with a win
>>68950111
That guy is actually wearing the no rings of the Eagles
gg the rangers win clay sucks
The Rangers are stacked, they will easily win the world series.
-Boston fan
>>68949762
It's not as hot in Arlington.
Also, we're getting a new stadium.
Baboosh! NOW WHAT BOSTON?! You were talkin all that smack after friday night, now what?!
If you were consistently as bad as Clay would you just want to kill yourself? Dude is complete fucking garbage I can't believe they keep giving him starts. They're better off bringing up Moncada and having him try to throw the ball.
>>68950539
i didn't talk ANY smack i promise you
Don't mind us
>>68949157
The hottest fires forge the hardest iron.
>walking the fat man
>still no outs
>Cluckholz
Based Hodor
don't mind Clay he's just setting up his signature grandslam
Wow Clay Buchholtz is one of the best pitchers in the league and Texas is dismantling him.
uhmm... what are the boys doing
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>>68950854
Choking on donkey dick
Money Mitch!
Why are you so scared of Money?
Wow at this rate I can accurately predict the final score will be
Texas 27
Boston 0
Fuck, should've had 5-6 there
My daughter just brought home her African American boyfriend and I couldnt be happier. Go Red Sox!
gosh i'm so tired. i was up all night shitposting in a thread on /sp/. i just kept writing 'apologize' and 'apologize now' lol. people really liked it i guess so the effort was worth it
>>68951299
Ha ha that was epic, Boston fans got so mad
>>68948784
stream where?
>>68951083
I fucking told you on Friday that it would only be 24-0 you fuckig sponger
>>68951449
What the heck is a sponger? Is that some retarded yankee slang?
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>>68951482
please post in my thread I made it first
>mfw perez is also injured now
Just fuck my rotation up
>>68951500
>getting this mad that the Rangers are winning
LOL
>>68951417
yeah they were really mad at me for the thread i made and the way i kept posting in it but hey i guess i trolled them lol
Will Texas blow this game?
>>68951502
>tfw Hamels and a bunch of AA guys by the all-star break
>>68950267
No they need to stop choking big innings away. Don't award mediocrity.
>>68951634
Clay is literally the worst starter in baseball and it's pathetic the Rangers only have three runs right now.
these injuries to all our pitchers are meaningless, its been proven time and time again you dont need defense to win a world series, nobody can stop our bats
>You will never compete with Steve Busby in a cheeky Sunday skins tournament at Dallas National downing bloody marys and listening to him tell stories
hey fellow red sox fans which team are you rooting for in this game?
>All these bail out DPs
Yep, it's 8-7 all over again.
>>68951870
uhh it's 0-3 right now
>>68951870
>implying you faggots are gonna try out there in this godawful heat
fuck this red sox team. fluke hitters and no pitching. I JUST WANT A GOOD BASEBALL TEAM
>>68952039
THIS. I don't care about past meaningless championships, I want a dominant team NOW, like The Texas Rangers
How can all these Hispanic Texas players play with giant gold chains hanging from their neck? It looks so uncomfy
Remember when they tried John Rhadigan as commentator and how awful he was lol
And everyone felt bad because Rhadigan seems like a based dude but man youre fucking up our Ranger games
should be 4-0 of we go by my 3 hits=1 run rule, which would be a better representation of how this game is going, nobody can deny this
Fielder homer incoming
>>68952159
The rosary's carry jesus's blessings.
>>68952305
Odor and Desmond have giant gold chains swinging around
>>68952226
Just have teams score a point for every hit they get and get bonus points if they reach home. Maybe then baseball will stop dying if there's more excitement.
>>68952346
Honestly it would be a lot better if they used metal bats and a softball but the catch is you only get 2 outs per inning
My wife just got back home from her date with Juan-Pedro lastnight, I greeted her with a kiss and a homemade lunch, now back to this game, go Red Sox!
>>68952336
yeah rosaries stupid or do you not do your our fathers
dammit we are going to let the sox back in this, arent we?
the red sox want to lose this one who will stop them
These umps are working overtime to keep Boston in the game
Martin pls
>shaq
Where did all the redsox fans go?
Shaw is fucking useless. why the fuck did the Red Sox not re-sign Beltre
>>68952853
will middlebrooks stupid
>too lazy to run out a ball
ahaha don't be dumb idiot
he's out.
remy STOP ranting YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL you grumpy old man
lel dave o brien
Do the Rangers have the worst logo in baseball?
the fuck kinda steal attempt was that?!
>sending a catcher on a steal
What the fuck was that.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>68953152
did anyone else listen to this emotional OUTBURST... i mean was FORCED to listen to this... i'm still shaking... i feel like i was assaulted
>Perez in charge of strikes
where did all the Boston "fans" go? Ha ha
The strike zone has been consistently fucked for both sides today. These umps are shit.
>>68953932
They need to use robots and laser technology to call balls and strikes, insead of some 70 year old white man
please do something xander
Stupid little manlet fuck
Gary dubs and xander dingers
>>68954187
SO close
still hopeful
WOMP WOMP
Haha now where are all the >Rags spammers? Buncha fuckin jerks
>memeshift
>no one tries to get the ball
Someone is going to homer this inning.
>rangers baserunning
is this the LAZIEST team you've ever seen in your life??? LMAO
Choo you slow fat fuck
WHAT THE FUCK CHOO
Why are they just giving up?! Desmond literally didn't even swing ONCE!
LOL KOJI WTF
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>>68954804
>not knowing Desmond fucked him for the 2nd game in a row on a hit and run where he didnt hit
cAsuals
>still posting in a thread when the game is over
>>68954863
hehe good post only the oldf*gs will get it though...
>she loves the heat
sexy...
Noticing more black people at the park, do the Rangers have some black outreach program to get black people to games?
Come on Perez, keep it together for two more outs you inefficient, allergic-to-strikes PIG FUCK
NAVA
And so it begins
>>68955044
His name is Ian Desmond
That was the worst 6 IP, 1 R performance I've ever seen. Perez is infuriating to watch.
If the Sox comeback I am leaving and never coming back, I hate their fans so much
>>68955044
Black Lives Batter
what if the red sox had an offense
>>68955228
Ian Desmond is white
BUSTGAERTS YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO FIELD AGAIN
THANK YOU BASED FAT MAN
DFA Xander when he's shit
FATMAN!
>buttholez
they WANT to lose this game
:^)
fuck its over, the orioles got the division and the pennant
>>68955567
You said Fielder was a bust, meanwhile Jew Darvish still hasnt pitched again
>>68952534
>being catholic
fucking disgusting
Congrats to Cindy for winning the $600 6th Inning Slam prize! Everyone congratulate Cindy.
>>68955606
At least Catholics are actually serious when it comes religion time, unlike the faggy ass baptists who just get together and groupthink on the facebook issue of the day, and exchange daycare information and business contacts
>>68955605
Yep and I'm never wrong what is your point
>>68955717
I pacifically recall you saying "I'm concerned about Mitch"when he was at bat and then he got an RBI hit last game, you were wrong!
>>68955694
fuck Cindy that whore cheated on me
fucking bustgaerts. just wait until him, JBJ, Shaw, and Mookie are batting .250 after the all-star break
>mfw I pretended to be a Boston fan when I made this thread and tricked Boston fans into posting in my thread so they don't make a new thread and boycott mine like they did lastnight
Fooled ya!
>>68955827
>>68955823
yep all part of my plan
and it worked
because I'm never wrong
whats your point?
>>68955827
My aunts name is Cindy and she's setting next to me at the game lel
i dont mean to sware but
BOSTON SUCKS
>>68955920
Yu is a bust, it's okay to admit it Tiki
>>68955895
literal autism
>mfw I made the thread last night that got the rangers fan mad
anyways thanks for posting in my thread today guys
>>68955997
He isnt
Good bounceback for Bush.
Really liking this fellow
>>68956033
>he thought I was actually mad
Rangers threads are always dead, I'm happy if theres even a thread, I love playing mindgames with simpletons, Boston fans are my little pawns, you are under my control, remember that!
>>68956068
good problem bro
>>68956112
wowwee... very hot gurl...
>>68956107
>I was only pretending
nice try pedro but I can smell your anger from here
>>68956158
>get BTFO in back to back games
>u-u mad?
Lol
>>68956218
>no one posts in your game thread
>still mad about it a day later
chill dude, it's just an online forum
>>68956244
Scoreboard! *laughing emoji*
ten bucks Holaday homers
any takers?
>>68956325
too late i had my fingers crossed anyways
Tiki remember when you said Choo is a bigger bust than Yu?
>>68956388
gesundheit
>>68956388
I predicted Choose productivity for the Rangers in a very detailed post a few years ago when the Rangers acquired him. I accurately predicted his numbers to the T in terms of BA, OBP, and his Slugging over the last few years. I did this because I am never wrong.
From now on I am in charge of making Rangers threads, so if you are a Rangers fan and one night you think "wow there isnt a gamethread up, should I make one?" Don't do it, I will already be on the case, you're welcome.
>>68956502
thanks senpai
>>68956487
But Yu is a bigger bust than Choo, but You are a bigger bust than Yu(lol, I had to do it!)
>>68956556
POST FEET
OLD MAN DOING THINGS
>Walking a rookie so you can pitch to the team MVP
What were they thinking?
>>68956502
I'm sorry but as an /sp/ elder trip and
THE definitive Rangers trip (and all DFW sports teams) you require my permission to be the threadbearer of a teams threads
>>68956601
righties suck against lefties
>>68956626
We are the same person, so I grant myself permission.
>>68956662
You do not bear the Golden Texas Trip
So even if you are me you don't have the proper identification on
Has Boston apologized yet?
>>68956724
no lol
>tfw I'm the only Rangers fan on /sp/ who actually goes to games
Fuck all these fake faggot troll "fans"
>>68956855
i live in El Paso faggot, i don't really have a choice
>>68956724
for what?
what was that hanley
>>68956855
as a Boston fan tiki has been to more games than you
>Lil Pop-up
Just apologize and this can all be over
Papi
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lol the Rangers forgot that David Ortiz doesn't play on their team haha why are they cheering
I'm really scared. Please don't fuck up DIekman
Is bush jr at todays game, love that guy.
>>68957044
Yea in my section I'm the only one not cheering for him lmao
So rigged, what a surprise, in his last at bat ever in Texas Fat Papi gets a hit
no no no no NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONO
As a red sox fan if like to say fuck price, and clay.
My daughter just called and told me the good news, shes pregnant with Jerome's baby! Anyways back to the game, go Red Sox!
>>68957044
David Ortiz is a living legend and an amazing force in the community. I respect the hell out of Big Papi, glad I got to see him play ball.
>bombston
>>68957247
He was a PED abusing scumbag
>>68957268
>Nels*n Cruz
>>68957268
this. i hope Ortiz gets a brain tumor
Sox fans all left ha ha, cant handle the banter when they lose
>>68956855
Used to go to 20+ games a year. Moved away from that fucktard place you call a state...still love my Rangers though
>>68957215
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>>68951240
Since when is Boston cucks?
>>68957344
Since Boston is nothing but Matt Damon liberals
STRIKE 3 RANGERS BTFO!
>>68957431
>18-1
Tolleson tiem. You're welcome Boston.
Rangers complete the sweep
Lmaooo Sox blow
Not good game sox fans, Your team sucks and I hope you lose every fucking game
>Tolleson actually comes through
>>68957682
thanks my friend gg
Apologize bombston to the Rangers and Dfw. You need to do it
>Emily Jones soaking wet
Muh dick
>>68957688
His era is under 1 in his last 8 innings
He's back
>>68957768
Eww she nasty bruh. I would rather fuck that fat black super fan bitch
You just know you could treat her like a slave and call her nigger while u fuck her face
