ITALY - GERMANY
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Italians, would you rather to:
>win against Spain but get eliminated by Germany.
Or
>Lose against Spain and keep safe your record against Germany.
This Germany can unironically break the curse
>>68945948
the latter any day of the week
the second, definitely. spain has our number anyway.
>beat Spain
>beat Germany
the only correct answer
>This Germany can unironically break the curse
I've heard that before
the second
reminder that winning the world cup broke the curse. germany will beat italy for the next 20 years in every match.
>>68946215
>Fritz in charge of banter
Jesus christ, man. Go play Farming Simulator or something
>>68947005
It's a meme, I don't care,
>>68946215
SOON
the second
is this monkey still playing?
I hope it's not Italy.
Fuck Italy.
Fucking Luigis, Giovannis and Stefanos with their filthy football, acting and diving.
Stick to baking me a good pizza you FUCKERS.
>>68945948
Yes, yes. Let me play against Italy. We are surely going to win with my goal.
>>68947302
Did your girlfriend recently come back from her Italian vacation? Did she give you the "I need a break to think about our relationship" speech?
Cheer up, it happens to most of your countrymen.
>>68947334
Never understood how someone is supposed to hit anything with those eyes..
>>68947416
No but I'm old enough to have experienced many of the times when we were kicked out by Italy in a tournament.
Everytime it ends in Italians doing auto corso all night, honking and celebrating and laughing at us. Those ungrateful fucks, they're in our country yet rub it in our faces while they're nothing but plumbers and pizza bakers
>>68947294
No.
>>68947302
Muller is a diver too m8, I don't understand this meme against south american and european when LITERALLY every team has its divers.
>>68947077
fuck whoever bullied that anon
t.fellow autist
>>68947459
hahahah
t. butthurt
this is the reason i love seeing germany lose
>>68947496
I don't think he was bullied too much, this was on /lit/.
>>68947459
>Those ungrateful fucks, they're in our country yet rub it in our faces while they're nothing but plumbers and pizza bakers
You're very rude. It's just sports.
>>68947459
Italy has right to be pissed off.
We literally saved a bunch of refugees again and send them all to them.
>>68947516
Or /his/, can't remember which but it was one of those less troublesome boards.
>>68947459
>I dont like when other people are happy
Mein Kamerad
>>68947520
This is more than just sports.
We need to take you down in a cup match already.
>>68947077
kek
>>68947459
plumbers you say?
>>68945948
mfw italy will rekt germany
>>68947459
I bet you are fun at parties.
>>68947472
Hypocrisy, same happens here with people finding reasons to excuse Robben's obscene diving but wine about someone else
>>68947650
As if anyone here went to parties.
>>68947562
>This is more than just sports.
Jesus.
>>68947302
This
Winning at all cost philosophy. Score a goal and park the bus while diving and time wasting. Then try for the ocassional counter. If they're facing defeat they attempt to get a penalty. Literally Chelsea: The National Team. It's never any different.
Italian football is disgusting.
Would Neuer have saved this?
It will be Italy - Portugal in the final.
Park the bus edition.
>>68947705
The only European football more disgusting than Italian one is the Portuguese.
>>68947733
Why do Germans hate Portugal with such a passion?
>>68947705
>>68947733
>10 years
>still mad
busparking intensifies
>>68947772
Disgusting football (tons of red cards, fouls, diving, cheating, acting and timescumming)
Brazil of Europe
Pepe, THE most filthy player in all of Europe
"I'm the team" Shitnaldo
>>68945948
I would be happy to face Italy, maybe the curse will end, most likely not. Who knows.
But literally nothing in the world of sports beats the intensity of Knock Out match against Italy.
>>68947772
Condescending, shitty fans behind mediocre team. Same as England (and early 2000s Germany, to be fair).
>>68947709
>Italy - Portugal
At least that will be funny.
2006 Knocked out by Italy
2008 KO by Spain
2010 KO by Spain
2012 KO by Italy
2014 didnt face Italy or Spain
2016 QF v Spain or Italy
>>68947830
You don't like Ronaldo?
Why don't the germans like Ronaldo? Is it because of Real Madrid? Is it because he always scores tons of goals against german teams? I'm serious here. Why?
>>68947859
>shitty fans
Have our fans ever done anything wrong? lmao
I seriously don't get the hate.
>>68947910
It's because he's a fucking narcissistic egoist. He thinks he's the entire team, taking any and all spotlight away from any other good player on his team like Nani for example.
He insists upon taking EVERY free kick and penalty despite having one of THE WORST penalty conversion ratios out of all players ever at cups.
He's an asshole.
Meme aside, what's the problem with "bus parking"?
>>68947980
You should get on antidepressants / benzodiazepines, man.
>>68947986
Its not entertaining and boring.
Nobody likes to watch a 1-0 game.
>>68947980
>THE WORST penalty conversion ratios out of all players ever at cups.
This is a lie...
So what if he wants to be the center of attention, why does that trigger you so much? Are you jealous?
>>68947986
its smart, but really boring to watch
>tfw going to spend two months in Berlin starting from next week
Are Germans really so rude and frustrated? I thought they were chill.
>>68947980
Why are you so angry?
Calm down man.
>>68948034
I literally just told you why he is a horrible team player and person.
I can't make it any clearer. Sorry if you still don't get it. Try getting your brain checked.
>>68947910
Ronaldo is the opposite of most Germans since he actually has an ego and doesn't sacrifice everything for the collective.
>>68948053
Well there aren't any Germans in Berlin so don't worry about it.
>>68948023
I do because football is more than just goals. I love watching teams defend, it shows great characterand discipline. It's art.. Nothing like seeing a 11 men coordinated and trusting each other like when a team parks the bus.
>>68945948
>This Germany can unironically break the curse
That's what they said last Euro.
>>68947980
jesus man, relax.
rather play Spain that dumpsters Italy 7-1 then Italy um ehrlich zu sein
>>68948034
>clearly tells you what's his problem
>your microscopic spick brain can't comprehend it and you try to bait him
lol
>>68948073
But he isn't. His teammates never complain. Only his opponents. Coaches love him. You are mad because you are jealous, it's the only reason I can think of.
>>68947980
>>68947830
>>68947459
>>68947302
Butthurt much?
>>68948073
>>68948141
Being a narcicist isn't hurting is team so no you are both wrong.
>>68948182
It's the same person, just ignore him.
>>68948182
isn't hurting him
Except it is. Portugal would've performed much better already if he didn't insist on taking every FK or penalty, you imbecile.
>>68947910
He's a pretender to the throne of king Leo and Germans know he's the one true GOAT, unlike you kebabs
>>68947945
They're accusative and annoying, at least they were during the last world cup. I wouldn't really call it hate either, maybe eye-roll inducing.
I do like Ronaldo though, was pretty based letting some fan take a selfie with him in the first game.
>>68947459
they are usually terroni
genocide them in next holocaust, they are a plague even here
>>68948217
No, you and me are the same person
>>68948182
>portugese unable to read properly
Color me surprised
>>68946059
Came here to post this
>>68948263
He didn't take the freekicks in the game against Croatia. But keep on hating.
Boateng wird Spanien kurz- und kleinfucken.
>>68948313
accusative of what lmao
we were garbage in the last world cup
>>68948360
T. New Jersey
No wonder Portugal can't win anything, they don't even see how Ronaldo is hurting them
>>68948421
Just read the posts from the portugese posters itt. Especially when someone critisizes Ronaldo.
>>68948510
Just tell me how many (you)s you want and I'll give them to you.
>>68948421
Or just look here
>>68948566
>>68948510
>>68947708
>2006
the first and only match that brought me to tears. thanks for the reminder you cunt
>>68948537
>Number of times portuguese posters resorted to insults
0
>Number of times germans posters resorted to insults
6
PALLA TAGLIATA
why is that one german so angry, bros?
>>68948697
Do you know what accuse means?
I like you both, whoever wins, lets have fisticuffs
>>68948770
grosso scored
>>68948781
>to blame (someone) for something wrong or illegal
I really don't see it happening in the thread...
>>68948770
Why are you hiding behind a proxy?
But to answer your question: We just say what we think and despise smalltalk
>>68948770
eastern variety, most likely
>>68948770
BECAUSE TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Can we be realistic for a second?
If, IF, we win tomorrow, it's pretty much impossible that we'll do so without Bonucci/Chiellini/Barzagli getting the second yellow card (I think two of them will, at least) since tomorrow's game is going to be butcher work, with the ref being an a filthy easy-drawing roach.
That'll make for a shitty defense against Germany. It's ogre.
>>68948843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zWR6qnN4pw
>>68947231
Came here to post this.
>>68947908
aaahhhhhh
>>68948889
Meh, we'll see about that. I'm dreading facing you or spain.. will not be easier for the one coming through. Good luck though, Pasta friend
>>68945948
>Spain unironically thinks it can beat this Germany
Italy can beat us. Your tactic will give us a 5:1 against you.
>>68945948
there is no difference. If you don't win the tournament it doesn't matter where you lost.
All things being equal I'd rather lose agaist the stronger team which will lose the tournament, there is less shame in that, even though it means breaking germany's curse.
>implying germany can ever win against the eternal italian
>>68949057
Thanks famalam, it's going to be a fun ride either way it goes, this Euro is probably the most balanced competition in the last years.
>>68948937
It still hurts ;_;
>>68947908
Don't worry.
We never get knocked out before the semis
>>68947459
how are you both 14 years old and old enough to have experienced the times we kicked you out of a tournament?
last relevant tournament when we did that was in 2006
>>68947708
Meme magic wouldn't have allowed him like they didn't in 2012.
>>68949250
Agreed, this is actually finally a fun tournament, everything goes. :) Cheers
>>68949408
>they
Oops
it*
>>68949308
You failed to reach 4 semifinals from 1994 to 2004.
>>68949400
And 2012. Before 2006 were 1982 and 1970. I'm not sure he was born before 1982 but he most definitely witnessed at least 2.
>>68949693
We actually WON the euros in 96 m8, but I'll correct my statement anyway
Jogi never gets knocked out before the semis (06 doesn't count since Klinsmann was in charge)
>>68947459
what a tool you are.
I´d rather have Spain in the quarters. Even the shittiest Italy of all time would still beat us.
>>68948694
let me hug you, soon it will be over Franz
>>68947661
ERA PENAL
EEEEEEEEEH CHICANO PU70
>>68950063
>We actually WON the euros in 96 m8
Yeah, but I was talking about '94, '98, '00 and '04.
>Jogi never gets knocked out before the semis
Good enough, but personally I believe Italy's meme magic is stronger.
>(06 doesn't count since Klinsmann was in charge)
What's this part for? It seems redundant since you reached the semis in '06 anyway.
>>68948036
so its boring that the underdog tries to beat the more technical, more star filled team with a tactical and smart approach that may give them the chance to win?
yeah, its utter shit.
>>68951004
>Yeah, but I was talking about '94, '98, '00 and '04.
Ok, didn't got that right
>what's this part for? It seems redundant since you reached the semis in '06 anyway
True, don't know. Since Klinsmann was coach it somehow entered my mind that we did worse.
>>68948734
MESSA FUORI
>>68951616
C'È PIRLO PIRLO PIRLO
>>68951616
Sei bello Grosso
>>68953029
ANCORA PIRLO DI TACCO
>>68947910
Germans are taught to hate themselves this is why they can't appreciate players who do the exact opposite. If you watch german player interviews it will be always about the team.
>>68955094
hold on, there is a webm in the making.
I'll explane later. fukking conversion time is killing me.
>>68948937
posting extended version
https://www.youtube.comwatch?v=w97SC0XUMBc
>>68948324
impiccati ad un lampione nella tua merdosissima e nebbiosa Padania succhiacazzi incapace
>>68945948
shut up Pablo.
the only people allowed to talk about the majestic rivalry Germany/Italy is german and italian.
>>68953081
per te.
>>68953081
Per te
>>68948694
That's because germans never experience this pain, because they are always the one's that get the lucky win in last minute
>>68956509
waaaaaaaaaaaa
weeeeeeeeeeee
cumpaaaaaaaaa
all right. here we go.
>>1155016
this is the only version you should ever watch. why?
Because that day Italy taught Germany a lesson. Never give up and fucking grow a pair. you may have lost now but what ever you do next, don't lose your fire. And man, did they listen. Look at Klinsmann, look at the fukking german girl being all sad and shit. A generation could have died right in that moment. This, this is what's commin. Get your shit ready. love hurts. love burns.
>>68958362
just
sorry for the quality. it just wasn't possible under 3megs.
