Todays games.
Are you ready for another round of semen slurping?
just hoping that germany and france wont need extra time
>>68928885
they wont need extra time when Hamšík scores hatrick today
>>68928869
looking forward to see your goalie in action hungary
i'm a bit of a bunda man and he really makes me think
FRA - IRA 1-0 (refball)
GER - SLO 1-1 (GER advances)
HUN - BEL 1-0 (meme magic)
>>68928897
aaah
I am already scared of that monkey fuck
Probability of the weaker side to approach their game with a überdefensive mentality:
Ireland: very high
Slovakia: very high
Hungary: high/medium-high
Fugg :DD
football was a mistake
>>68928869
France
Germany
Belgium
Saved everyone 270 minutes.
>>68928897
pls no
>tfw have to wait til Monday to watch Italy
they're just gonna get raped by Spain anyways, but still
Who /Hungary/ here?
DO IT FOR HER
>>68928924
Make that a low for us, we haven't played defensively in this tournament yet.
Who knows though, maybe we'll start today, having shat our pants.
But as we say in hungary we have been going into this tournament with the 'calm of the hopeless' and I don't see that changing for this game.
Picks:
The stunner comes early as Ireland finally gets revenge for the worlds worst case of refball
IRA:2 FRA:1
The german machine is well build and does not have breaks
GER:2 SLO:0
Hungary and Belgium play the most exciting game of the knock out round
1-1 FT 2-2 ET Hungary wins on PK's after being down 2-1 in ET.
HUNGary!!!
Ireland and Slovakia are completely justified in busparking.
Fucking Hungary though, they'd better attack.
1 goal scored between the three matches. Dubs to confirm.
at least the threads were entertaining
>>68928989
>Fucking Hungary though, they'd better attack.
I don't know. Italy beat Belgium by defending, Ireland was doing very well in the first half by defending and then when they decided to attack a little more in the second half they got countered to death
I think this Belgium doesn't know what to do against defensive teams
>>68929102
I didn't mean they should attack because it would be a good option.
If they actually want to get past Belgium they should put 10 men behind the ball at all times.
1-0
1-0
0-0 (0-1 A.E.T.)
i wish they would stop fucking WATERING the FIELDS
if they want people to lose interest because the ball is too fast, well 0-0 stalemates are a good way to make it happen
How Portugal did not get 2 red cards last night is beyond me
what the fuck was that ref even doing there
>>68929251
he didn't award PK to Portugal, desu
>>68928939
>Belgium
My prediction is that players won't get to the passes because they will slip a lot.
What's up with the grass on this tournament?
>>68929264
>giving a PK to brown people
lel
>>68928869
I'm here just to wish Hungary good luck. Hopefully this match will be yours
>>68929251
He was letting the game flow m8.
Would you really have wanted last night's spectacle interrupted by constant free kicks and yellow cards?
>>68929286
Yes
I literally fell asleep at the extra time and I woke up an hour ago. I would have find that more entertaining than absolutely NOTHING happening.
I'm actually scared...
Ireland will make us pay for 2009
This will end in another 0-0.
We'll get through tough.
>>68929269
Jean-Marc Lecourt, chairman of the French Society Lawns, said that his compatriots were “in no way responsible for the incompetence and the sabotage of the mercenaries employed for the event”.
Ignoring the fact that Mr Hayden is Irish, Mr Lecourt said that it had been a mistake for Uefa to turn to “British gardeners” for the tournament. “Now we can see the limits of their competence.”
>>68928869
Bro-tier:
>Ireland
>Slovakia
>Hungary
"Fuck football, let's pay outsiders to play for us" tier:
>France
>Germany
Neutral tier:
>Belgium
>>68929316
Ireland probably have as many players who were born in another country as France and Germany desu.
>>68929309
lmao, now you guys are even arguing over grass.
Honestly, do you guys think Hungary will have a chance of producing a good result? I'm anxious, even though it's already a great deed for us to be through the group stage...
>>68928969
>'calm of the hopeless'
If that doesn't describe Hungarian culture as a whole I don't know what does.
>>68929345
Yes.
Your manager getting the right tactics is going to be the most important thing though.
>>68929331
I'm too lazy to count that but there's big difference between "Irish born in England/Wales/whatever playing for Ireland" and "Turkish born in Turkey playing for Germany".
But hey, you know it already
Hungary Belgium will be the best game.
Hope Martial scores a handball goal to win it in the first game though.
>>68929361
Most of our players a born in France, you're just saying that because they're not white
>>68928869
france vs ireland will be boring with 1-2 goals max, france will win but i'm rooting for irelads. same with the germany game, im also rooting for slovakia but germany is too strong.
hungary vs belgium will be similar to our match vs portugalk, but i fear we'll lose.
>>68929345
I think he knows that we need to stay calm and defend and not let them counter our asses as some anon already said. That is our chance.
>>68929391
>but i fear we'll lose.
I hope not desu
You're my favourite team on your bracket
>They might defend
>>68929382
Yes he does
and I agree with it
>>68929300
This
I woke up from the yelling when Croatia hit the post and just barely consciously saw the goal
0-0 France wins in penalties
2-0
2-2 after normal game time, Belgium wins 3-2 in extra
go belgium
>>68929464
If you don't make the game fun tonight I will murder every Walloon I come across
>>68929464
'no'
>>68929464
non
>>68929478
Thanks, Martijn.
>>68929485
Merci, Martin.
FRA 1:0 IRE
GER 2:0 SVK
HUN 0:0 BEL (Belgium win in benaldies)
>>68929464
Amai
>>68929345
hungary bro you must do like we did, good defending and wait for that one chance. also, you have to play a gipsy
>>68928936
Netherlands is the most spectacular team, I now realise what a mistake it was to doubt them. But they didnt qualify :'(
>>68929514
You don't have to explain them how to play, they almost blew you the FUCK OUT a few days ago
>>68929507
>(Belgium win in benaldies)
blease no :DDD
![CWf5ACWVEAEw62u[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/GSbewNF.png "CWf5ACWVEAEw62u[2].png")
I hope at least one underdog wins today.
SEMEN
SLURPING
SPORT
How would /sp/ react if all underdog teams win today?
I want Polish nazis to stop bringing their shitty agenda in these threads
I am seriously done with this sport after yesterdays literal worst game I've ever seen.
Will watch Poland matches and that's it.
Ger/slo is gonna be boring, something tells me.
>>68929550
Meltdown.
I'd love that.
>>68929089
roll
>>68929571
me too
this is already very memetic euro, why not meme it to the fullest?
kiraly: based goalie
courtois: literally who
>>68929523
well at least you should pay attention because you losers didnt even qualify, and when by a miracle you do, you get btfo
>>68929535
if you want to see underdogs win you should watch American sports. Not this oil rigged money shit FIFA corrupt bs.
I really hope France and Germany get meme'd on hard.
send their muslim loving asses home
>>68928969
We did way more in this tournament than what we hoped for already, I think we have nothing toulouse, we can go out there and PLAY this stupid game like no other team dares to, and we might even win this tie.
>>68929598
>USA with its broken, fucked up NBA, NFL, MLG etc. talking about corruption
>>68929601
it would be dank but it has very little chance to happen desu
>>68929601
but they won't??????????
>>68929550
I'll kill myself on cam if germany loses screencap this
>>68929646
You're gonna kill yourself either way.
>>68929620
>we have nothing toulouse
Nice one
>>68929652
Exactly. But it's that statistically unlikely im willing to go for it tomorrow on the off chance I'm wrong
>>68928869
so many bad games.
bad free kicks, bad corners and bad crossings.
the last games were worse than women football.
fuck this EC.
Yesterday there was just way too much semen to slurp. Only gonna watch the Hungary game and maybe the second half of Ger-Sło
what bets are you guys making?
>>68929283
KÖSZÖNJÜK bro! I hope again for a fuckin exciting game like the HUN-POR was, 'cause yesterday I bored myself to death on that 3 matches
>>68929738
FRA 6 - 0 ROI
>>68929771
Just watch belgium hungary and hope for meme magic
>>68929271
You're a funny guy.
>>68929771
I think we will nail the day, according to my experiences we are a highly offensive team which is always fun to watch; If the guys dont forget how to defense after we score a goal we might fuckin win it
have a feeling we're gonna go through lads
Give us your power \o/
kiraly with his based sweatpants will save the day
germany will steamroll slobros rip
>>68929869
COME ON YOU BOYS IN GREEN
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
also how the fuck is belgium even second on the world rankings they play alright but really, fucking second?
then again we were 13 a few years back and we still played like crap kek
>>68929464
LELGIUM
>>68929869
cute
>>68929902
We won a lot basically.
>>68929582
Thanks por-bro!
I'm not expecting any upsets, so I'll probably only watch the Hungary-Belgium game.
In truth it's been pretty exhausting to watch 6 hours of football every day for the past 2 weeks.
>>68929911
You're underperforming and very arrogant
We'll smash you 2-1
I liked all Hungary games this euro, I hope that game can be fun.
>>68928941
Please yes.
>>68929902
FIFA ranking calculations are notorious for being shit. Belgium is a good team, easily 11-15 place material, but winning the second weakest WC group and reaching QF, then winning a mediocre qualifying group is not nearly enough for even the top 5, let alone rank 1
I'll root for Hungary today
>>68929316
>Belgium not in foreigners tier
they've got more than Germany and France together
>>68928921
u wat m8
>>68930059
>Marek Oświęcim
>>68929352
kek'd
Though 'calmness' is probably the last word I'd use to describe Hungarian culture. We are always so fucking agnry at everyone.
>>68930082
What's your opinion on Romanians?
>>68929514
>>68929523
Don't be rude m8, what he said was true. And it's not like he's personally responsible for their poor results on that game too :D
>>68930082
it's that mongol heritage
>>68929869
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Is it me but this EURO has been absolute shitshow?
>>68930158
I am extremely disappointed in this Euros. I thought that letting 3 teams go through meant more attacking football because you could fuck up once and still go through. The knock-out so far were horrible and the biggest blame goes to Portugal - Croatia, it was a joke. It wasn't even good defensive display, they basically never tried to win until the 105' or so
>>68930177
> italian blaming other teams for boring football
>>68930177
This is true, low-scoring matches would be okay if the low scoring was due to excellent defending, but most matches offer both awful defending and terrible attacking, see Poland - Switzerland.
>>68930177
well this system with more teams participating is just a disaster, they ruined a prefectly good competition with it
>>68930114
I personally hold no grudges against them, as normal people do here. Right-wing persons extremely hate Romania because of 'M-MUH TRIANON', they consider each of them stinking gipsies and other charming stuff. Basically that's why I became fed up with the right-wing stuff, they base their entire patriotism in hating other countries. You don't hate Romanians? You're no true Hungarian. Don't hate Slovaks? You're no true Hungarian. Don't hate Serbs, Austrians, Germans, French, Brits, Americans, Africans, Arabs, Indians, Chinese, etc? You're no true Hungarian.
Fucking bunch of retards:D these are the kind of guys who shot flares during the Iceland-Hungary game and were brawling with the guards.
>>68930122
More like post-soviet mentality.
>>68930190
What did u expect. We dont even know how we made it this far. Being white is our only advantage
>>68930189
I wouldn't mind boring football if I could at least get some neat defensive movement out of it. Instead you get literally nothing.
I set my bar of bus parking between good teams at Chelsea - Bayern* in 2012.
In that game, Chelsea had 6 attempts on target. Portugal - Croatia had 2 (two) shots on goal between the 2 teams.
*not the Barça game because that was too absurd.
You've been visited by MAGIC PANTS GÁBOR
Good saves and goal kicks will come to you but only if you post "play well gabor"
>>68930343
Right-wing Hungarians think you sink tens of thousands of muslim refugees into the ocean each day, so yeah, probably.
>>68929382
>if I were born in a garage, I would be a car
Fuck off back to Africa, Ahmed.
>>68930284
play well gabor
>>68930369
IF MY GRANDMOTHER HAD WHEELS SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BIKE
>>68930207
Hey but at least you dont have to hate us
that's something
>>68929286
>He was letting the game flow m8.
Not at all, he whistled for all the foul but was too chiken to give a yellow, let alone a red.
>>68930220
>slavs
>white
>>68930369
Terrible analogy.
>mfw I reluctantly agreed to go to a party tonight
>mfw I'm going to miss both matches
>mfw I have no face
What have I done lads. I fucking hate most of these people anyway
Can Memegium pull the ultimate meme and win?
please don't expect anything of us tonight and then you might be in for a treat from either side
any good memes?
>'Belgian' players
>How the fuck are they #2
>Memegium
>Why do people rate Belgium?
>3rd best player in the world, amirite
Have I missed somehting? I'm thinking about starting a banter museum.
>>68930546
and testo is our master
gtfo
>it's an "autistic kids can't appreciate defending" episode
more games should end 8-6 am I right? xD
>>68930743
What language does the national team speak?
the grass is WET
the grass is LOOSE
Its like a fucking jungle, you cannot score, you cannot pass, the ball is so fucking slippery on these shitty pitches that all games end 1-0
>>68930782
lingala
>>68930384
Don't worry she's still a bike
>>68930177
you dont understand do you? the grass is horrible to play on. it doesnt give any resistance and its wet. when you see large mounds all over the field from chunks of turf being ripped out like on a golf course rough, then you know you got issues
why do you think why goals under/over 1.5 HT is such a skewed bet. players have to literally wait 80 minutes until the field dries up enough so they can actually play
>>68930050
lol, have you seen the french squad?
>>68930782
froggish
>>68930808
>m-m-muh grass!!
Adjusting the way you play is not an option, eh?
>>68930826
yeah bro just play on ice xd
>>68929477
I'm ok with this
>>68930158
Everybody says this aout every tournament ever, and then maybe they reconsider when we reach the semifinals.
So it's the grass's fault everyone has their shit flipped.
I thought they were just being retarded
>>68929902
Because they keep playing friendly games against teams that are borderline amateurs (San Marino, Andorra, Luxembourg) or from federations that are still trying to get some form of structure (see Montenegro or Slovenia)
they score a lot in these games and that inflates their FIFA rating.
But when they play against a team used to international competitions, they are a complete disappointment.
>>68930879
usually international games are more chaotic and random than club games, but for some reason its cagey. there are like 5 chances a game and its just a borefest
>>68930220
I'm not blaming the teams involved; I'm sure they are playing to the best of their abilities. It's UEFA's fault for bloating this tournament. Poland and Switzerland are teams that would have made it to the EC either way, but likely wouldn't have faced each other in the round of 8 (if they had advanced at all). Now we get to see these awful matches, Wales' game was even worse.
To be fair, Croatia-Portugal was also horrible and these teams are expected to perform better.
>>68930284
PLAY WELL GABOR
Do you guys know about the Dan factor in street fighter?
Dan is basically so shit, that whenever someone plays against someone using him they become so nervous about the idea of losing to him that they fuck up lose. I believe we have the hungarian factor.
>>68929391
So basically you're a sort of optimistic lad
>>68930805
you forgot to add "because everyone ride her"
shit banter 0/10
>Hungary-Belgium is the prime time kickoff
How.
>>68931157
>winner of Group F
>vs
>second place of Group E
That's how.
After the disaster that was yesterday, i hope today's games aren't a waste of time
>>68928897
That won't help you against the hat tricks from Götze and Gomez.
>>68929265
>>68931245
>Götze hattrick
stop posting Reus
>>68930879
It's a pathetic attempt from the French to taken the strongest teams, Germany and Spain, because they suffer the most from having a shit pitch to play on.
>>68929691
This is literally the motto now in Hungary
Germany receive early, but will dish out at least three after that
3+x: 1
irish "people" still talking about that handball
cringe
>>68928897
I don't think so, bro :(
If we win i am going to post a webm of me running naked in my town with a random sign in my hand
It wil be biggest semen slurping show ever.
How the fuck can you even watch this after yesterday?
>>68931522
I'll run with you mate
>>68930781
>muh beautiful bus parking
>y-you're autistic
go to bed, Fite.
>>68931522
Dubs: it will a sign saying: VESSZEN TRIANON
>>68931562
If we win I am totally okay with that
3-4
6-2
8-2 (ET)
>>68930817
t. waffle not getting it
>>68931581
That's good challenge. But I don't think you must do it. Sorry for my bad English. But I will support you!
they really need to change some rulis in this slurpfest to make it even remotely entertaining
>>68928869
France 1-0 Ireland (Le Payet last minute winner)
Germany 2-0 Slovakia (Germany stop playing after going 2-0 up)
Hungary 0-0 Belgium (Hungary win on pens)
>>68931522
>>68931541
Same desu
>>68931590
this isn't hockey Finland
>>68931245
literally choked on my pizza breakfast at the thought of these two players even nearing a hat trick
that swastika on itv
Don't worry lads, today's games will be exciting now that we're in the real bracket of men
>>68931930
Enjoy playing against the bus.
>>68929300
Same here, I've watched 115 minutes of pure shit only to get my hopes crushed when Vida missed for a third time....
Also, I'm starting to hate this tournement, all those last minute goals. I believe they set a record with that one already.
>>68930444
Why would we? Poles are entirely bro-tier
>>68928915
Holy shit penalty
