>be Briton enjoy summer in southern portugal for the first time
>they win against croatia
>everyone is going apeshit
Fuck I have to choose a better place next year, the women are not even good looking and the vila is not that good for the price.
>he fell for the algarve meme
go home britbong
>going to any place but the mediterranean
Thank you for your money. No refunds.
>>68919293
Some of you fucks are not even accepting pounds anymore.
>>68919255
tbf the Atlantic is pretty awesome, I just wish they had better women. also they don't care when I tell them that I'm British.
t. Muhammed al-Williams Haseem
>>68919255
>Fuck I have to choose a better place next year
You won't be able to afford that next year.
Stay here and it will grow into you.
>>68919315
Italy vacations are always based
>>68919374
>brexit will have no impact on anything ever
>>68919255
>Algarve
lol, another bites the dust
>>68919374
>they don't care when I tell them that I'm British.
No one gives a shit in Algarve, your people is there EVERY YEAR.
>>68919350
I leave Tuesday and I'm not counting spend much more money, you should be grateful that my money will put food in some of you people's mouth.
Y'all are poor as fuck.
>>68919255
>the women are not even good looking
>>68919496
Portuguese women are not good-looking, but British women are simply vile.
>>68919496
>this is an 18 year old in bongland
>>68919255
>the women are not even good looking
>Implying that any Portuguese woman would even stare at your ugly mug
You know you sound pathetic right?
>>68919255
>the women are not even good looking
>I only put my dick in 10s
>tips fedora
>>68919496
nice tits tho
>>68919451
Everything is still dirt cheap here. I had one 6/10 whore offering me sex for 25 euros.
>>68919521
>implying the Russians allowed you to leave Ukraine to visit the civilized world
It's a fun coincidence that every Ukrainian here is ugly and the Russians are good looking?
>>68919587
That's like 80 quid these days pal.
OP's right though. Portuguese women are dogshit compared to other Euro woman.
>>68919255
>Fuck I have to choose a better place next year
>implying you will get a EU VISA
>>68919587
>25 euros
Fucking expensive m8, could buy a new car for that much here now.
>>68919603
Dude.. Just don't, their girls are a lot prettier than ours
>inb4 desperate cherrypicking
>>68919603
I'm a Dutch tourist in Ukraine, and Ukrainian women are top-tier. Much better than Iberian women, let alone the monstrosities residing in the British isles.
>>68919547
your average women is not even near to look like that.
>>68919551
If I wanted to fuck fugly fucks I would have just stayed in Britain.
>>68919634
>a EU VISA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68919655
Why is your English so broken? Are you a native Welsh?
You obviously aren't Portuguese but you don't sound very English either.
>>68919633
Some look really nice tho. Tanned skin with some perky asses, hunnnnng. But since is the first time that I came here I was expecting them to be more into Brits, didn't happened so far.
I'm in albufera btw.
>>68919603
>never were in ukraine
>say that they are ugly
typical nasty pootugal. like all your team
>>68919743
>>But since is the first time that I came here
>>your average women is not even near to look like that
>>I leave Tuesday and I'm not counting spend much more money
Yeah, fuck off, you're not British, you're an immigrant here.
>>68919374
> they don't care when I tell them that I'm British.
I bet that was your whole game plan
Kek
>>68919743
They hate Brits. They'll run away the moment they realize you're British. And they're not whores like Slavic women.
>>68919778
At least I can write in English mate.
>>68919735
>criticizing my english
well it's not the first time lel, and I only came to uk when I was 17.
>>68919784
He's lying, see: >>68919781
He's a butthurt immigrant living here shitposting about his country of residence.
>>68919387
i can second this
it's a lovely place that's weirdly seductive
>>68919807
Yeah.. no. Fuck off. You're not British. You're an immigrant living here that's butthurt about the country.
This should be deportation-worthy.
>>68919743
> going to chavafera
> expecting to experience anything beautiful or good
did you go to magaluf last year as well?
>>68919813
>can't even speak his native language
>Allows moors to make fun of that fact
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>68919830
>You're not British
actually I am. Just not born in Britain.
>>68919877
sorry if not all of us can go to Oxford.
>>68919948
Caralho, não sou o imigrante seu burro. Enganei-me no >>
>>68919932
Just look at you:
>be Briton
>Just not born in Britain
>With English not your native language
You've been caught lying and you have 0 credibility. We have at least 2 immigrants that frequently shitpost about the country under this flag, it's extremely likely you're one of those.
>>68919474
Thank you.
>>68919993
Eu percebi assim que postei mas burro és tu por te enganares nessa merda.
Time for Portugal!
>>68919932
>sorry if not all of us can go to Oxford.
Neither have we. Yet, we're writing in your native tongue like it's our bitch.
>>68920048
Tu és burro por não teres percebido :^)
>>68920024
Dude I was born in Nigeria, wtf are you talking about.
>>68920074
O ritmo de postas é alto mas não demorei muito a perceber, só um imbecil é que se engana numa merda dessas tão básica e fica ofendido por os outros não terem instantaneamente percebido que se enganou numa merda dessas.
>>68920131
continua a projectar paneleiro
lmao albufeira is pleb central
>>68919634
savage
>>68920157
Non sequitur. Recorrer a acusar outros de homossexualidade latente sim é projectar.
Lembra-te que eu consegui perceber que ele estava a mentir e tu não.
>>68920218
>Non sequitur.
>>68920272
Ok.
>>68920169
I've met a few dutch that were here too but they're mostly older people.
This thread smells so bad lmao
>>68920470
Australians stink up the place, what can you do.
