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Predictions?
inb4 semen slurping
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>>68918910
We have meme magic on our side
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>>68918910
cum gulping
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>>68918910
Penalty slurping.
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Extremely scrappy Portugal win.
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Heavy riots
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>>68918910
maybe Ronaldo or Lewadowski will finally score some goals...
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>>68918910
jiz drinking
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>>68918967
Penaldo did score some against the Hungries.
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4-4 on regular time
pepe makes it 5-4 2 minutes from penalties
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>>68918967
Ronaldo already has scored goals
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>>68918957
Why? Neither polish nor portugese fans have been particulary brutal so far

>>68918967
Ronaldo has scored two already
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Poland nt looks even worst than ours.Switzerland could have easily destroy them, but Fabianski save their asses on multiple occasions.
Hope he can carry on like that.
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We will park the bus and win, it was our tactic from the beginning. What Ronaldo said about Iceland was all part of our mind-games.
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i hope portugal wins

i love memes
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>>68918967
Ronaldo has 2 already.

Only Bale and Morata have scored more. And only Morata has scored more in open play.
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Best match of the Euro. No idea who'll win.
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>Poland played 120 mins+ pens
>Portugal played 120 mins as well

I CAN HEAR SLURPING SOUNDS IN THE DISTANCE
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>>68918910
Correct me if I'm wrong (cuz I can't be bothered canvassing wikipedia) but the last time we met in a competition proper was in 2002 where despite being embarrassed by ourselves, the americans and the fucking south koreans (in that order), we still managed to throttle these guys 4-0.

Not expecting a repeat, tho. Even if they did look shaky this last 2nd half of theirs.
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>>68919012
>Poland nt looks even worse than ours
>even worse than ours
I don't denial that we played shitty second half against Switzerland and ET was very nervous, but we clearly controlled in the first half and with a little more luck even that Shaqiri goal wouldn't be enough for ET.
On the other side Portugal do literally NOTHING for more than 115 minutes.
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>>68919027
This i love when we have whole yhreads mocking TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>68919014
>Poortugal parks the bus
>Pooland parks the bus
Excitement overload.
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>>68918989
Not with our defense/goalkeeper.
The score will be low.
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>>68919150
>It's Croatia vs Portugal 2.0
Please, everything but this.
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Literally semen slurping. We're horrific in possession and can only create something on the counter attack so expect us to sit deep.

We're horrific in possession
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>>68918910
We have no ability at all to score goals against decent teams.

More of the same, hopefully we win but I'm going to say Poland wins 1 - 0 or 2 -1
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>Polish NT will rest
>Portugal plays like shit whole tournament

It will be match with Switzerland 2.0 with the same result
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>>68919169
I want it. I want us to win it. I want to win the whole thing like this. In the end we remove our mask and reveal we are Greece.
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Lewandowski will remove northern kebab
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>>68919305
I heard your coach toyed with the idea.
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>>68919076
The last time we met in a competition proper it was one draw and one victory for us.
Your 4:0 was 4 years before all that.
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>>68919404
He never really stopped coaching Greece.
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>>68919076
So? There's not a single player from that game playing the upcoming match. Why did you brought that up?
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>>68919449
You're right. I have literally no memory of that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2008_qualifying_Group_A
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>>68919192
>We're horrific in possession
This so much. Every time we have the ball it's same shit
>Krychowiak passing it backwards to centre backs
>Maczynski walking around doing nothing
>Lewandowski dropping deep or to the wing and losing possession every time he gets it
>wingers looking absolutely lost
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>>68918910

Portugal wins on the Extratime again. They will be the meme team of this competition winning the tournament without a 90' minutes win
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>>68919684
It'll be a fun match lads, just enjoy football and drink some beers with your opponents.
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1-0
penaldo's wide shot hits nani in the head and it bounces in at minute 90'
milik will miss 3 clean shots in first half
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If we win it will be absolute proof that memes are real.
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citing "steel panther"

"Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest"
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>>68918910
2-1 kielbasaniggers
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He'll score more and more,
Ladies n' goals
He'll score more and more,
Ladies n' goals

And that's what Real pays him for
Ronaldo's on fire, your defence is terrified,
Ronaldo's on fire, your defence is terrified,
Ronaldo's on fire, your defence is terrified,
Ronaldo's on fire,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...
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>>68918910

You are gay, and i mean that as an insult
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>>68918927
If anything, it's the opposite.

Poland wins in another 1-1 shootout.
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>>68918910
penaldo will score a goal in the first half, then poland 3 goals in the second half. poland actually looked decent, if you made the goal 8 feet taller. just kick the ball lower dammit.
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>>68918967
It's pronounced Lewadewski
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HEARTS ON FIRE, HEARTS ON FIRE
BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE

HEARTS ON FIRE, HEARTS ON FIRE
BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE

HEARTS ON FIRE, HEARTS ON FIRE
BURNING, BURNING WITH DESIRE
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Portugal will have another Spanish referee allowing them to fuck up Polish players with dirty tackles.

Yes, I am still mad about yesterday. Really makes you think. I'm a #PolandBall now.
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>>68928864
There should be at least 1 red and a few more yellows for Schweiz....but w/e.
I just hope next referee won't be a damn multiculturalism fighter
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>>68918910
we did fine so far but i feel we have no chance against portugal

then again i said the same thing before nireland/germany/ukraine/switzerland matches and we somehow didn't lose a single game yet
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>>68929007
I still belive it's better vs portugal than vs croatia
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S E M E N
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>>68918910
I hope africans lose.
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>>68927564
This so much, if Milik stopped choking for once...
Very organised on a tactical level, one of the best defences of this tournament. The Swiss had to pull a wonder goal out of their ass to equalise. If Lewa+Milik could score (they've been good with literally everything else) they'd be genuine title contenders.
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>>68918910
I have hope for vicory due to Portugese arrogance. Their coach doesn't even realise most of our team is new since 2012
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>>68919012

>draws it's way to 1/8
>plays the worst and most boring match of this euro
>complains about polish nt

just
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>>68928864
If anything >we were refballed a clear penalty.
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>>68929725
2 reds for a PK is a fair trade
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>>68929725
Croatia might have had a penalty right at the end though.
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>>68929725
Fonte and Joao Maria could have easily recieved a red card
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>>68919012

lad

lad

lad...

Our team always look like it should be losing and it never does. Even vs Ukraine which would've lost against the Swiss just like it did w/ everone in the group.

I'm not an expert so i don't know why that is exactly, but I think it's time to wake up and smell the coffee: chaotic, awkward football can be effective football. Somehow.
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>>68919012
Who says that? You fucking almost lost to Iceland.
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>>68919664
Lemme remind you :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOh6PgIPnU
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>>68930756
>tfw no based Smolarek-Żurawski rape train
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>>68926309
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>people asking for red cards for Portugal

When were you when spee became so assravaged by Portugal that they lost their minds?
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Well done Croatia, well done...

HOWEVER
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Portugal has one good player: Cristiano Ronaldo. He's been carrying the Portugese through this whole tournament but its not going to work against based Poland
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>>68926309
>not TSU TSU in place of Na Na
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i dont think this semen slurping quarterfinal is for me, guys
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Bore draw Poland are one of the worst teams of the tournament
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>>68932018
What about Nothern Ireland, Ukraine and Switzerland which we PROVED we are better than them?

Not to mention Germany, we should have won with them - we had 2 clear goal situations, they had none.
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Is Cabbage Kid confirmed?
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>>68918910
Why is there a significant lack of Croatian posters ITT
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>>68934040
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Anyone who thinks Portugal can win against Poland is delusional.
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>>68934886
I wouldn't be so sure, but I think Poland is a favorite here.
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>Portugal had two less days than Croatia to prepare
>people complain about the initiative being given to Croatia
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>>68935020
Our defense is better than their defense but the biggest unknown are the strikers. In general this tournament is all about the strikers giving disappointing performances but each can suddenly wake up. It's a lottery. Also to win we must score two goals as quickly as possible.
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>>68935199
Poland was in similar situation yet they were controlling the game for the first 70 minutes.
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>>68933729
Probably a sub for Grosicki.
Also Sławomir "the alcohol" Peszko and Jodłowiec for more defense power.
Our coach likes to sub the same people over and over.
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>>68919012

Dude, you couldnt even win against us, fucking >Chokestria

And yesterdays game was the most Semen Slurping thing I have ever witnessed, and I once watched a entire Baseballgame
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>>68935294

Because they could afford to do it against Switzerland.
Croatia has a great midfield and decent attack plus they were extremely moralized after beating Spain.
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>>68935294
Lewandowski said that it was their fault that the Swiss started dominating the pitch. They wanted to hold the game which was a mistake. I doubt they will make the same mistake again knowing who's playing for Portugal. Also I don't think they want to disappoint Russel Crowe.
I'm happy for them. For the first time I can honestly say that we have a team that's not only good but that is made of absolute bros.
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>>68935536
>Russel Crowe
What's up with that? Him being a fan of polish team seems like the most random thing.
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>>68935624
Some Polish coast guard saved his life once. He also shot a movie in Poland.

OR it's going to be revealed that he signed up to some Polish ad campaign and it's just a part of it to make us like him. Maybe. But he was already a part of a campaign to promote Poland so maybe he just likes us.
And Bruce Willis too but he mostly likes our vodka.
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>>68935430
kek
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>>68918910
lewa is dead so im feeling confident i say we win 2-0 with goals from goatnaldo and nani
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Thew new German panzer, Renato Sanches will steamroll Poland like in WW2.
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>there are actually people here who believe that browntugal will beat us
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>>68928767
That's a German band ya cuck
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>>68939481
Prepare your anus. Croatia had a better team than you.
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>>68918910
The Polish team has 100% ethnical poles. Half of portugals team are niggers. I'm rooting for you Poland, go get em.
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>>68939481
Of course we are more tanned. Our country wasn't struck by nuclear winters or burnt Jews ashes like yours in the past. We actually have a peaceful sunny landscape here.
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>>68939690
>one of the most rainy countries in Europe
>muh sunshine

lel, nice try
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>>68939174
Based Kuba>Lelwandowski
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>>68918910
Poles will bring and disseminate a lot of maps that make Portugal look bad.
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>>68928376
na its pronounced Levandovski
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>>68939745
Rain in winter, sunny in the summer like it should.

Meanwhile yours is Muslims every time of the year
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I'm honestly more worried about this than with Croatia. Poland is feeling strong this euro and they're new in quarter finals.

Let's hope we get lucky.
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>>68939802
And all we need is one
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>>68939481
>you will never sexually touch pisscheck
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>>68939857
lel, like 10% of your country is black, you moor cuck
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>>68939851
how the hell do you guys pronounce mt Kościuszko anyway?
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>>68935273
Memes and shitposting aside, our defense is great actually, Pepe and José Fonte yesterday were absolutely ridiculous, little to no defensive errors and never a liability, I enjoyed so much watching them play. Our fullbacks, both Guerreiro and Cédric played really well, it wasn't just pure luck the fact that they didn't have a SINGLE SHOT ON TARGET.
So no, your defense isn't really better than ours.
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>>68939745

Sure thing Kraut

Hours of sun/year/average:

Lisbon, Portugal 2799
Athens, Greece 2771
Madrid, Spain 2769
Barcelona, Spain 2524
Paris, France 1662
Berlin, Germany 1625
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>>68939975
i-i can touch your pisscheck herr anon
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>>68934040
lips of black people disgust me, so vulgar. basically nonhuman
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>>68939857
Lol, football is the only thing you got left. If you lose tomorrow which you probably will then you've proven yourself to be just as shit at that as everything else.
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>>68939749
is this from fucking Fakt or Superexpress? jesus, horrific.
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>>68929827
>Joao Maria
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>>68932497
WE BEAT NORN IRON ,THE KRAINE OF U
AND DEM NAZIS (0-0),
WE WUZ WORLD CLASS
WE WUZ HUSARS AND KANGS
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>>68940049
Only if you look like pisscheck
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>>68940110
dunno, I just googled Błaszczykowski chrześcijanin for some other thread, and thats what I got
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>>68940048
and what does that have to do with the fact that you're one of the rainiest countries in Europe?
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>>68940022
Portugal conceded 5 goals so far?
Poland conceded 1 and it's a goal of the tournament.
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>>68940204
The defense we played with yesterday was radically different from the one we used in the group stages. Only Pepe remained from last game against Hungary
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if you had to choose, would you cheer for muh heritage or the other country you have actually lived on?
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>>68940162
The same thing it has to do with considering rain a factor in being taned, kraut.
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>>68940141
I-i don't, but I have nice pisscheck in my pants
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>>68940059
And if we win? Will you continue to be that mad?
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>>68940309
HAND IT OVER
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>>68940389
y-you only need to take it in your hand, mister
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>>68940260
Honra os teus patrícios, macaco favelado filho da puta
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>>68940320
No no, you see i don't really care. If you win or lose you're still a 3rd world country. I just hope poland wins for the pure sake of white victory.
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>>68918910

jizz gargling
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>>68940940
Slow down Hans, you should wash your mouth after providing help to refugees, or your speech may be tricky to understand
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We have more memes in our team, kek is with us. we cant let Alberto Barbossa into the finals right?
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>>68941735
We have TSUnaldo, a real Pepe, Patrician Patricio, NANI!? and Tearesma
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>>68940909
>3rd world
Lol

Keep being mad
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