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Kek look at this fucking alien...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ml9-nJmOw4s

Someone make a gif of him "running" back
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>>68886070
>7 foot 6 at 15 years of age
Genuinely a frightening specimen. The way he runs is something straight out of a horror film, or more accurately my nightmares
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>>68886070
OMFG
how is that possible?
he totally looks like slenderman, even his movements are weird
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Laugh all you want but he probably won't live to see 30
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we already had multiple threads about him
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>>68886070
These lanklets make me feel physically sick. Those twig legs gonna snap any moment. Just get a scooter and stop walking
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>>68886070
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I just checked, his weight is 83 kg and he's 230cm tall.

this guy should have at least 120kg, they should force feed him
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Dude doesn't look healthy with the way he's running.
>>68886106 is right,probably won't live too long.
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>>68886106
What if they just removed his pituitary gland? Can they do that? Would that work?
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would you rather be

>2.29 80kg like OP

or

>2.11 226kg like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmqxS4i2ul8
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>>68886137
why don't they make him lose 100kg? that guy will die out of heart attack in ~10years
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>simply being a lanklet is enough to get picked in a team
Nice """""""sport"""""" you got there
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>>68886070
Manlets BTFO
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>>68886070
ayylmao
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>>68886158

>implying anyone thinks basketball is a sport
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>>68886070

ayy lmao
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>>68886110
>mr skeletal
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>>68886169
this is why I think football is most exciting sport, you can be manlet like messi or superfit like cr7 and still be a superstar in football, since it's talent and hard work that matters

in other sports you have to be physical beast to excel, basketball being best example
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>>68886194
>most exciting sport
>0-0 is exciting
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>>68886194
The guys in that video will never make it in the nba
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>>68886110
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>>68886106
explain please
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i feel bad for that guy

i was 6'5 when i was 15 and that was already fucking awkward
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>>68886194
These freaks are just like nigs in football.
>dominate early because of their physical advantage
>never learn fundamentals
>either never make it big or never live up to the hype
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>>68886277

if dutch people are tall why are they so unathletic? you neither have a good basketball team nor a good volleyball team, hell you dont even have a good handball team.
do your tall people just sit around and jerk each other off?
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>>68886070
Ayy lmao
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>>68886309
They ride bikes and play soccer you nonce
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>>68886101
i feel so uncomfortable after watching the video is that kid going to die soon
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>tfw i'm 192 cm
>tfw the girl i like is less than 160

Do you think this can work? I'm super scared to ask her out
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>>68886255
>nba is the only basketball thats played

your basement dwelling in full display
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>>68886284
yeah, we competed in U-21 wc i think, we lost to mali or nigeria
it was this year, I think it was semi or quarter

those nigs were so much more athletic than our guys, who seemed like little boys compared to them
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>>68886342
dont have good soccer team no more i heard
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>>68886194
Penaldo is a manlet too
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>>68886070
holy shit

his knees are going to get shredded before he's 25
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>>68886309

those sports aren't very popular aorund here m8

>>68886353

i'm 196 cm and shortest girl i dated was 158, just go for it bro
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>>68886376
They are a farm league, like Portugal :^)
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>>68886375
It was U-17 wc, we lost to mali 1-0, just checked it
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Can't they feed him so he doesn't look like slenderman?
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>>68886424
He won't take the food
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>>68886389
Thanks i'll try
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>>68886353
I'm the same height as you and I went out with a girl who was 150cm.

It works.
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>>68886101
He has to have a condition. He'll probably be in a wheelchair by the time he's 18
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>>68886442
His parents should force him to eat ten meals a day or he's grounded.
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Poor kid. At least the friends he makes playing basketball will give him some sort of normalcy before he dies.
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>>68886424
He's 15, all the food he's been eating has been going into growing up.

When he has finished growing he will gain weight.
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>>68886070
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>>68886070
thank you Mr Skeltal
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that poor kid. I laughed at first, but the more I look at him, the more I feel sorry. He must realize he doesn't have very long, and is trying his best to do something that makes him happy and loved. It's just high school basketball but it makes him a hero. good luck and God speed Bob
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>>68886484
When he's finished growing, he'll be dead
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>>68886070
gotta admire the hand eye coordination though, he is literally shooing from above the hoop
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>>68886532
>When he's finished growing, he'll be dead

we'll all be dead when we finish growing, anon

do you have a point?
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>>68886130
No, the pituitary is responsible for numerous endocrine functions, not just release of growth hormone
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>>68886544
No

Most people finish growing when they're like 18-20. Then they maintain until like 60, then they shrink.

If this nigga is this tall at that young, I guarantee he'll be dead or in a wheelchair by the time he's 25
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apparently this is what they're having him do every day

8 a.m. — Breakfast: 10.5 ounces (300 grams) of pasta, either plain or with tomato sauce; eight slices of toast with bacon and an egg.
9:30 a.m. — Snack: energy bar or drink
10 a.m. to 12 p.m. — Physical therapy: stretching, co-ordination, posture exercises
12 p.m. — Snack: energy bar or drink
1 p.m. — Lunch: 14 ounces (400 grams) of pasta, meat or fish, vegetables
2 p.m. — Rest
2:30 p.m. — Snack: sweets
3-5 p.m. — Gym: muscle strengthening
5:30 p.m. — Snack: sweets
6 p.m. — Rest
8 p.m. — Dinner: 10.5 ounces (300 grams) of pasta, meat or fish, vegetables, dessert
9:30 p.m. — Sleep
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>>68886448
thanks man i'll give it a go
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>>68886706
Where did you find this? Also, doesn't this asshole have to go to class or something?
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>>68886706
Gonna try this routine

Cheers bro
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nice "sport" you got there
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>>68886844

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/basketball/nba/robert-bobroczky-romanian-basketball-1.3371573
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>>68886860
Awesome, thanks.

Most important quote from the article:
>"The conclusion at the NIH was that there is nothing wrong and it's all genetics," Comandini said.

>That makes perfect sense considering that Bobroczky's father is seven-foot-one and played on Romania's national team with Gheorghe Muresan — the seven-foot-seven giant who was the tallest NBA player in history.
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>>68886353
She can suck your dick while standing. Go for it m8
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>>68886070
>gets to NBA
>goes to post up
>body literally shatters like glass and he instantly dies
Feels bad man. If he got to be more athletic he could make money dunking from the 3pt line.
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>>68886266
A wall moves in front of you.
[ ] Wait
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>>68886070
This can't be legal
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>>68886103
>slenderman
more like redditman
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>>68886070
He could be a real fucking monster if he beefed up.
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>>68886353
I'm 192 cm as well. My gf is 158cm
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>>68886706
thassa lotta pasta
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>>68886353
>tfw 180 cm, literal king of manlets
my swedish genes betrayed me
at least I'm not ugly
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>>68887743
180cm is literally the perfect male height, I know because I'm 180
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>>68886070
dead before 40
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>>68886706
How is this dude not 100 kg
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>>68886101
manlet detected
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He looks like he could crumble into a pile of bones at any second
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>>68886070
Ayyy lmaos have landed!
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>>68887760
>Be 180 as well
>Second shortest of my group of friends
>Shortest dude is 168
>All midget jokes are directed at him

I'm fucked if this guy ever leaves our group
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>>68888065
>being a manlet in the tallest country in the world

He should live in France we're all manlets here
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>>68887760
+1, confirmed by hltv
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kek, the sport is such a joke
>be a genetic monstrosity
>win
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>>68888065

Is if true all french guys do is drink wine and get away with sexual assault while eating loads of gourmet bread? Just curious, im American and our schools are terrible.
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>>68886375
>who seemed like little boys compared to them
They probably were.
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>>68888282
Yes. We also stuff a fist full of snails in our face everyday for breakfast.
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>>68888282
is it true that liberians fuck bats
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>>68888065
>Shortest dude is 168
fuck i've been to netherland, i'm few cms short of 180 and women were almost all tall as me, many even taller.The dude must suffer a lot
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>>68888391
Funny thing is, the guy pulls an insane amount of women. Like, if picking up chicks was a sport, he'd be fucking Messi.

It's kind of impressive seeing him get down to business on a night out. The confidence with which he approaches women is sick, even women who are 10cm taller than him. He just does not a give a single fuck.

I secretly admire the dude quite a bit. No homo.
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>>68886706

>eating this little

i am 79kg and I eat more than this every day
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>>68888489

he has to be brown, there is no way a white dutch that short could pick up women.
im brown and 175 and was slaying pussy left and right in amsterdam and groningen. I had absolutely no luck in Rotterdam, probably beacuse i wasn't exotic in that muslim shithole.
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>>68886239
Yeah, because having matches finish 138-135 makes you really appreciated every point scored.
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>>68888676
Yes but you're american and americans are all fat fucks you fucking manlet
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>>68886106
nah, doctors say he's actually pretty healthy, just need to build some muscle
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>>68888709
Nope, he's white as milk. I might've exaggerated his shortness a little bit now that I think about it. I guess he's more around ~172. Still short though.

Where did you go in Rotterdam? You really need to stay away from certain places if you want to avoid feeling like you stumbled into Johannesburg.
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i just did a big loop and left
from the central station i walked towards the bridge, walked over it and saw a slanted building, that was pretty cool, saw a movie, then circled back and spent some time along the river and saw the area with the famous stars on the ground, checked out the weird apartments and architecture, hit up like 2 small bars and left. There were just too many muslim males running around between central station and walking to the bridge so I just immediately regretted paying the 12 euro to get there from Amsterdam.
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>>68886273
Really tall people's hearts tend to have to work way harder and they eventually just give out. Look at all the crazy tall people who die of heart attacks young
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>>68886309
Do you even watch the olympics or the world cup? The dutch have lots of good athletes
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>>68888764
why would appreciating every point scored be a requirement of enjoying the sport, at all

How can you even argue that no points being scored at all is more exciting than having a lot of points being scored
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Runs like he's pissed his goddamn XXXXL pants
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>>68886106
i dont even know if he could even get any pussy or if a 100 pound girl would grind his bones into dust
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>>68886273
>>68888985
fuck huge people tend to burn out earlier since more things can go wrong in their big bodies. There is a reason most old fags in retirement homes are womanlets
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>>68886367
he will not live long enough to play in a meme euro league even
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he could end up being fine once they put him on roids when hes older
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>>68889336

his heart will explode
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>>68887743
>185 cm
>I'm not even at the minimum requirement for non-manlet tier: 6'1"
>people still call me tall
>they're mocking me
>I want to die
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>>68887743
>tfw 1.77
I'm Johnny Depp tier.
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>tfw 1.65
you guys will never experience true suffering
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>>68886070
Alien has better post up game at 15 then LeBron.
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>>68889919
I know that feeling bro
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>>68886137
i'd go with tall skinny op cuz modern science is pretty good with balancing fucked up hormones and stuff and since we're so much more knowledgable about joint and muscle health i have realistically see him living to old age. maybe not necessarily playing ball for a long career but at least a few years of pros.

fat dude on the other hand is gonna die at 35. there's just no stopping it. also he's not even very good at football.
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>>68886367
nobody gives a shit about the other leagues. because they don't generate enough money to be worth going pro. that's why everyone comes to the nba.

http://www.businessinsider.com/chart-nba-average-salary-2014-4
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>>68886137

>"spends most of his time on the sidelines"

ya think?
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>>68888985
>>68889303
thanks
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>>68886156
please do not fat shame
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>>68886266
lmfao
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>find a freak
>feed them normal american diet of 10,000 calories
>GOAT basket ball player created

nice sport you have there
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>>68888110
come at me bro

>yfw Im 173cm average as fuck here but all the girls I fucked were shorter
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>>68886128
This guy should be 250 kg and doing strongman competitions, and then die gracefully at age 25
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>>68886375
zato jer su imali preko 20 god
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>>68887743

>182cm

I've realized that everybody else just looks taller than me because I guage height by looking at the top of heads, which will nornally be a few inches above my eyeline.

Still though, Im the shortest out of all my friends but they dont lift.

I wear lifts in clubs to rise above the sub-6ftft mediocrity and stand out more, it works.
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>be 2m+
>Are you a basketball player?
>''Yes''

What a joke of a sport. And freaky tall guys are only expected to do one thing in this society. If you see a tall guy playing another sport or having a normal job(even a prestigious one) you just know he failed at basketball.
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>>68889919
>tfw my brother is atrubo manlet
dodged a bullet there
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>>68892962

that is so true hahahahahahah
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