Get in here and watch the new best team in baseball play the lowly Boston red sox
hoping for a good series texas
>all these Boston fans in Texas
CHOOOOOOO
>>68879052
Happens in every single ballpark when Boston is in town
Also CHOOOOOOO
good job price
>>68879155
I've also noticed a huge increase in Patriots fans here, I'm not sure if they're bandwagoners or New England folks are moving here.
>being a texcuck
>>68879052
Where? All I'm seeing is this yank behind home plate with his wife.
>>68879239
You'll hear their cheers
>>68879201
They're Pats fans from California who migrated here.
Ey, Red Sox fans. Feel like it's been awhile since our teams have met up. Gotta be fun watching Ortiz doing his thing this year.
>>68879239
it was when papi got intentionally walked; lots of boos when that happened
>>68879252
I'm drunk as fuck, all I hear is my gf yelling.
Can you Dallas faggots shut the fuck up? Literally every Boston team in every league is better than their Dallas counterpart you colossal fucking rednecks
>got my chinese food
>sweet & sour chicken + 1 spring roll + chicken fingers
>hour & sour soup
>comfy weather
>quiet out
>baseball's on
>price on the mound
bostonbros how we doing today OH
its already 1-0 texas. the hell happened?
>>68879201
just another day in patriots south familia
>that red cuxs guy who stole the foul ball from that family.
>>68879305
Here's your reply
>0 (zero) outs this inning
it's not price's night
strap in for the wild ride
Smfh Mexican Red Sox fan stealing a ball from an elderly black woman, why are Boston fans so rude?
>>68879305
>Arlington
>Dallas
Not even the same county you uneducated plastic paddy yank faggot
Is Price even still good?
>>68879385
She was Indian you blind fuck, you didn't see her family next to her?
Boston fans are the most annoying in the country. Having said that, I went to a Stars-Bruins game where Boston won and these Boston dudes next to us were bro tier and we bantered all game until this old man in front of us took it seriously as soon as the Stars got behind got all pissed and tried to fight these guys.
Pretty sure that was Tiki
>Prince up
>bases loaded
>no outs
Triple play incoming
>>68879386
>Rangers fan
>not a cowboys/mavs/stars fan as well
Fuck off and go root for the Astros you faggot
>>68879422
is fielder even still good
YOU FAT FUCK
>>68879450
lol almost bro
why is he still batting fifth
I know his salary is huge but I'm done bench fielder. Fuck he is garbage
>>68879450
Close enough
>>68879434
after just finishing a series with white sox fans I strongly disagree, sir.
>>68879461
Lots of Rangers fans are from OKC just like the cucksox have fans in Maine and Connecticut
ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING
oh
this right here is a testament to our awful pitching
>>68879424
Same thing
>>68879461
Cowboys play in Arlington as well you dumbshit. The Rangers are TEXAS' team, not Dallas'. They play in Arlington but represent the entire state outside of Harris county (Astros).
>>68879498
>>68879515
Fuck off bandwagon cucks.
Is Arlen from King of the Hill based on Arlington or Garland?
>>68879560
>literally born in the city which the Rangers play in, literally born down the street from the original Arlington Stadium
>bandwagon
Are you that special kind of retarded I keep hearing about?
>>68879563
Combined I believe
At this rate I can accurately predict the score will be
Texas 27
Boston 0
>this thread full of idiots and trolls
>>68879563
Not sure, but there's not much of a difference between them so it doesn't really matter. It's all just bland suburbia.
>>68879563
It's supposed to be a suburb of Tarrant county, just like Arlington, but is never specified with the exception of a few episodes where it's shown on map to the west of Ft. Worth, therefore it's more Weatherford located but it's stereotypes fit in perfectly with all of North Texas.
>>68879592
Wrong
Texas 24
Boston 0
>>68879598
it'll only get worse as the series goes on
the red sox will score 4 runs in this inning
>>68879422
streak of 8 QS with an - dare I say - ACElike 2.47 ERA
that numbers going up though.
>>68879563
70s-80s Garland, when it was actually a small town before the DFW metroplex became one giant sprawl
Arlington has always been a freeway with amusement parks
>>68879623
9x3=27
>>68879592
>>68879623
yes and with 45 hits
Is the Rangers fan base here as bad as they were a few years ago
>>68879619
I grew up in Saginaw in the 90s and it was fucking exactly like King of the Hill
>>68879665
No you fucking idiot
The Red Sox would have to score 24 runs in the top of the 9th for the Rangers to score more then 24
>>68879581
If you're from Arlington you have no business not bring a cowboys fan you dipshit
>>68879700
Same people, just more mature when sober tbqh
>>68879700
Not gonna lie, we have some shitheads.
Mostly just Tiki though with his trip off
>>68879663
>Arlington has always been a freeway with amusement parks
It's always been a checkpoint for travelers coming from Dallas traveling to Ft. Worth, but with modern times, yes it's been the DFW entertainment district/check point.
Arlington has grown over the years, especially since the Death Star was constructed, but it's mostly to the South towards Mansfield and east towards Grand Prairie.
KotH is a perfect mixture of all of DFW, IMO. especially considering the giant influx of south east Asians such as Laotians and Vietnamese who migrated all over the metroplex.
>>68879717
It could happen
>>68879724
Who ever said I wasn't? Holy shit you truly are fucking retarded.
looks like farrell has money on texas tonight
why the fuck would any human being TRYING to win challenge that
>>68878944
I always thought that guy was a football player
>chick i met on Tnder wants me to verifyandmeet so we can fuck
Seems legit bros
>>68879814
I love his fucked up voice, I miss having to go pick up my alcoholic gf at her work late at night and listening to him, he prevented me from getting pissed and beating her
why are the rangers playing NFL bumper music
>>68879724
>tfw you know cowboys fans who have never lived in the sovereign mexicano republic of tejas
>>68879598
Better than a thread with only 24 replies by the time the game is over.
has romo every thrown out the 1st pitch?
>>68879839
Every Friday/Saturday I have several girls hit me up trying to fuck.
I don't even bother messaging first anymore. Its been like this ever since I moved to Austin.
>>68879871
Dallas is white, unlike Boston.
>>68879871
>tfw people don't believe I'm from Dallas when I visit other cities and I'm wearing Cowboys gear
>>68879871
>>tfw you know cowboys fans who have never lived in the sovereign mexicano republic of tejas
That doesn't even make sense unless you're Chicano. No Tejano would ever state Texas as a "sovereign mexicano republic".
I love having the best infield in baseball
>>68879894
>Dallas is white, unlike Boston.
>unlike Boston
hahahahahahahaha
dumbass who doesnt know what he's talking about
Wow I havent seen this much umpball against the Rangers since Game 6 2011 vs the Cardinals, fuck this rigged league.
>lets go down to guerin
LETS NOT FUCK YOU OB
>>68879956
Come November, White Man Dallas will vote Donald, Black/Mexican Massachusetts will vote Hillary
>>68879894
>Dallas is white, unlike Boston.
i must say i'll give you credit for being original
>>68879991
How does it feel to be so ignorant?
>>68880012
He's obviously trolling.
I never even heard of this pitcher before, and for good reason, he sucks. Go Rangers.
Le cheeky blooper
hahhahahahhahahha
Ok can Wright just pitch everyday
PRICE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WHATEVER WE PAYED FOR YOU WAS TOO DAMN MUCH
baka
Why does Price always, always lose to the Rangers?
>>68880213
Well, right now everyone's losing to the Rangers
>it's a bombston gbtfo episode
Top fuggin kek, o's will clinch the division by September
>>68879892
Too risky, he might get injured.
I'm pretty sure a lot of people in the stadium would boo him as well.
>>68880241
Price has been losing to the Rangers since 2010 with the Rays
>>68880001
>original
He says that about every other city in every Rangers gamethread. We call him "ragsposter". He'll also be telling everyone for the 1000th time that Yu Darvish is a bigger bust than Prince Fielder sometime soon.
Cant watch game can only check espn so often am at work
Wtf is going on?
Is clay pitching?
Is Don back yet?
why don't the Red Sox just toss a few balls into the stands to kill all the rangers fans lol
>>68880287
I said that about Darvish twice, not my fault you guys are such shitty fans that never post that I have to rile up opposing fans to keep the thread active, this thread is active so no need, you're welcome.
>>68880287
>implying ragsposter isnt tripless Tiki
He forgot to turn off the trip in the O's game thread when he was trying to be cool and revealed his split "personality"
>Royals
Holy shit kek
>wahhhh being a Rangers fan is so hard wahhhh wahhh one pitch away two years in a row wahhhhh up by four runs its so hard to be a Rangers fan wahhhh wahhh
>>68880386
>revealed his split "personality"
I wonder how many times he's been committed to the 12th floor at JPS.
>>68880386
Except thats wrong
>>68880386
>ragsposter is tripless Tiki
That's even funnier because Tiki was arguing with Ragsposter about Darvish being a complete bust one thread.
>>68880396
>>68880396
Pretty rich coming from the jerkoff fanbase that wrote books about how they would never win and let Jimmy Fallon celebrate as one of them when they finally did
>>68880428
Its because that guys a newfag that has no idea what hes talking about
>>68880386
I think you are spreading false information
im not the rags poster. I may participate in it on occasion but I rarely take my trip off because my opinions are some of the most valuable opinions on /sp/ and they require my trip to be associated with them
>>68880423
Nu uh ask Old Bay
>>68880387
>Royals
>>68880480
never change Tiki
>>68880503
BAH GAWD THOSE MEN HAVE FAMILIES
>>68880496
Tiki is posting right now with his trip, end your conspiracy theory
>>68880480
>my opinions are some of the most valuable opinions on /sp/ and they require my trip to be associated with them
Would be nice if Jew Darvish could actually get on the field and stop collecting millions being eye candy in the dugout.
>>68880480
Pretty suspicious how you maintained a normal persona throughout that thread then at some point late in the game dropped a post that word for word could have come from ragsposter, talking about nigger shithole Baltimore.
I think you forgot to turn your trip off.
Motive explained by yourself here >>68880359
Price is making Meatball Martinez look elite
>>68880539
>implying opening two tabs is impossible
>>68880599
I was in that thread laughing about it too because it was a calm gamethread so I decided to let it stay comfy then Tiki flipped out of nowhere, you're looking into this too much.
>>68880676
>then Tiki flipped out of nowhere
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
>this thread
shut up with the stupid tripgfag talk. its pathetic
>>68880713
Tiki is the best poster of our generation.
david price is such a a fucking bust
Wilsoooooonnnnnn
Fuck u texas succeedding niggers get out of my union!
Whatever.
Must suck knowing your precious Cowshits will never EVER be as successful as my Patriots
Price is getting beat up out there man. Sheesh. Not an ACE-like performance.
>>68880772
>being this mad
>this lardass Bombston fag about to commit soduku
the expression on my face when i saw the boxscore left me priceless
Any of you Ranger fans ever run across that Josey Wales asshole on LSB or Newberg?
Now THAT's a fucking troll
>>68880788
My grampa is actually from new England-Pennsylvania to be exact, so I'm a Cowboys/Patriots fan.
>>68880806
Fuck u cowboys will ever suck
>>68880788
>Patriots have won 4 Super Bowl championships
>Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowl championships
Looks like your Patriots still need to win one more to catch up.
it's cool that we're stuck with this piece of shit for 6 more years and infinity million dollars when he's already completely washed up and barely worth keeping in a major league starting rotation
>>68880838
This is funnny
Kekekekkekekekekek
>>68880848
>literally taking decades to win an Owl
>Cowboys win one within the first 5 years
>>68880868
Gotta spend money to make money Lou
>>68880814
ONE MORE RUN FOR BABA JODS
>>68880868
See Prince Fielder
Wow, Price may be the best pitcher in the MLB, its just that the Rangers are THAT good, take a pic of your tv, you might be witnessing the best baseball team...ever?
wtf why did they put price back in
>hitting someone as cool as Choo
>>68880480
wtf man I thought you were okay. Not only are you not okay, you're fucking Tiki...to think I got my hopes up that a ragsbro had emerged but no it's fucking you. God fucking dammit, go shitpost in /nfl/ or something. Don't shit up this beautiful sport with your shitposting.
You cannot fathom the depths of my disappointment. I wish nothing but displeasure upon you. Fuck you, man.
Barnes? Yeah this guy couldnt hit the broad sign of a barn or somethin, I dont know.
Choo didn't even see it coming
>its a rags gamethread
Comfiest on the chan detsuuuu
>>68880944
>when someone doesn't realize they shit up the threads more than "ragsbro"/Tiki by constantly complaining about both
Awkkkkkwaaardddd
>>68881005
I know what you mean
>>68881005
They're great on the weekend when everybody isn't working, such as myself, otherwise I'm still at work half the time the games are on.
>>68880951
i thought it was good
>Boston fans think they can out shitpost the DF DUB
Does Beltre do anything other than strikeout and get injured?
>>68881061
is that a challenge
>>68881079
shoo shoo
>>68881115
Told ya so! Don't ever enter the sports knowledge octagon vs a Texas intellectual, you will lose everytime.
>>68881162
I said SHOO SHOO
>>68881184
this beast is only slain by depriving him of (you)s
looky there another Beltre strikeout on a ball throwin in the dirt, I thought he was heterosexual but it appears he enjoys chasing balls more than chasing pussy.
>>68881079
he plays third base too
Does hanley do anything but dinger and strike out
Jason Mastrodonato @JMastrodonato 2m2 minutes ago
Assuming Red Sox lose this game, they'll be 9-7 when David Price has pitched. Certainly not what you hope for when you pay someone $30 mil.
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>>68881205
>hating Beltre
>>68881083
forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
>>68880599
Yea im noticing also a lot of similarities between how people type since I'm stuck to phone posting.
Im not the rags poster though but when I'm in the mood I'll engage with him
Way to go Beltre, if you hadnt struck out like a putz then Hanley wouldnt have hit that homer, literally just dont swing and its at least 7-0, time to put this old cow out to pasture, retire
Oh look! Another special appearance by Most Errors in the MLB Elvis
>>68881336
THIS :^)
>>68881079
Dont pay Beltre no mind. He is just quietly a Top 5 third baseman in MLB history
>>68881419
Keyword, history.
>gwen stefani headlines the ASG concert
why is MLB so good at knowing their audience, spee?
>>68881433
I had such the teen boner for her
BASED FATMAN
price may be fat AF but dang i love his swing
>>68881448
Remember when you said Fielder sucks and I told you he didnt? Ha ha.
god damn it barnes
if only our fatty was half as good as fielder
>>68880944
>go shitpost in /nfl/
when I get posts like this it makes me think It's nfl trips or anons that have followed me to mlb after I advertised it in the offseason
>tfw you're the fattest man in baseball
>implying Prince didn't pay Big Papi's fountain of youth a little visit before this series
wait
I thought Prince died
Elvis should DH and Profar should be at SS
Why would this be wrong
>>68881496
Retards think every Dallas anon is just you with your trip off.
This batting lineup is so good, now just imagine if Darvish and Holland weren't busts, could you imagine that?
>>68881496
well you can put that flawed thinking aside as /nfl/ has a deserved reputation for being a haven for low quality, poorly informed tripcunts.
This thread is the Epitome of why /sp/ and many other boards need IDs
>>68881595
yassss
>>68881595
i dont remember rags games having these issues last year 2bh
>>68881595
Why? Because some autists spend the entire thread trying to patrol the thread for trips posting without their trip?
>>68881520
Because Profar's shoulder is fucked and he can't throw
>>68881507
Are you talking about Bartolo Colón?
>>68881627
definition of autism
what the fuck happened to the red sox
>>68881658
pic related did
>>68881658
the >rags happened
>Trying to steal bases when you already have 14 hits in 4 innings
>>68881658
yankees broke them mentally
>>68881682
they seem like a happy bunch.
>>68881595
>>68881627
>>68881603
>not embracing the ambiguity and mudslinging
>>68881658
the price was wrong, anon.
>>68881658
The pitchers who were playing well regressed (outside of the Cuckler), the bullpen blew up, and the bats stopped performing at a superhuman level
>>68881685
Gotta keep trying to pad those stats.
2011 one strike away twice began my descent into madness, to be quite honest
>>68881627
That's exactly why. Also cuts down on samefagging
I was just about to say something mean about Martinez, but then he induced the DP.
Well done, kid. Still not starter material yet
Nomar Garciaparra was maybe the only player more overrated than Jeter
>That old security guard boutta take a bullet for Bush on that popup
lol
>>68881781
Who gives a flying flip about samefagging? Why do you feel compelled to try and call out "samefags" in the first place? You've already been wrong this entire thread trying to patrol for samefagging
>>68881853
I'm not the guy you're replying to but I am the one who called out Tiki earlier for bants I mean who cares its a Bhutanese passport blog. Then "everyone" got super huffy about it though
Really makes ya think..
fuck kinda name is Jurickson
>>68881853
you do realize that there's no more reason to believe him or you. You might be a unique poster, or you might be samefagging. You claiming not to be means nothing.
Hell, only you and I know whether you yourself made this post. As much of a potentially interesting thought experiment as that is, it's really cumbersome in discussion and IDs shut that entire sideshow down. It just makes sense.
>>68881944
Or you could use common sense and look back to previous gamethreads when me and Tiki are posting just seconds apart
>>68881853
Because its Fucking stupid. Why should an entire thread about Sports be filled with arguing over shit like this? You don't see this shit happen on boards with IDs like /biz/ or hell not even /pol/ either
Are the Rangers going to beat the Giants or the Cubs in the world series?
>>68882041
Lose to the Giants again.
>>68882026
even on /biz/ a minority of posters even pay attention to IDs. Part of that is probably that the board is slower and less attractive to attention sluts and teenagers.
>>68881989
Okay great, so if you AREN'T a samefag, stop swallowing Tiki's shit-tier bait and/or baiting your fucking self you fucking cockweasel.
You're a pox.
>>68881942
Son of Judy and Rick desu
>mfw when being swarmed by a batallion of "anonymous" tikis
singles again. jfc. number of repeating digits at the end of this post predicts the number of bases the next Rangers' hit will go for.
>>68879269
This
>>68882123
What are you talkin about fuckin moron? I never "swallow Tikis bait" because I dont take his jokes seriously, theyre jokes, hes funny
>>68882275
sounds like you're swallowing his dick rn t b h phaam
>>68881658
they were playing above their heads and their terrible pitching finally caught up with them once the offense stopped scoring 8 runs per game
anyone else here still watching the game?
JBABYJ
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
>>68882364
would be if the stream wasnt shitting itself, animefag anon.
MARTINEZ
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT CAN'T YOU FINISH HITTERS OFF YOU FUCKING LOSER
>>68882364
Flipping in and out with the NHL draft on.
SO CLOSE
SO CLOSE SHAW
DAMMMMMMMMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Luken Baker is the JJ Watt of baseball
i keep waiting for JBJ to fall apart and become terrible again but it hasn't happened yet
i-is he for real, guys
>tfw JBJesus has to keep the team relevant by himself
>>68882484
He was pretty awful for a couple weeks after having his kid born but is back to being based
Honestly he doesn't need to be godly, I'll take "ok" hitting from him considering his D
>>68882311
I am, I've been on here with him a long time, be nice to him!
DEEP DEEP DEEP
https://vine.co/v/5uZHL6giAFU
>>68882575
i know that but he keeps hitting these fucking monster home runs
If your city likes baseball more than football then you are a clown city!(Boston)
>>68882697
was that meant to be an insult
hey friends i'm about to get home and turn the game on but i'm dying to know how OUR boy the ACE david price is pitching tonight??! how's he look???
>>68882773
black
>>68882697
the Pats are more popular than the Sox
t. current Boston resident
>>68882773
i hope you're planning to apologize to steven for this post, anon.
Who looks worse tonight Price or Rampage?
any other rangers fans hate barnett like i do.dude is a scrub.
>>68882797
ur wrong
t. cumshot pro
christ vazques please don't throw the lumber
haha sometimes i turn the game on and then zone out and i'm always like 'huh? whats going on' lol
I will go to the grave saying the Dallas suburbs have the hottest girls in the entire USA.
what a play for the literally who
>>68882923
Ha ha ha
>>68882979
haha this m*ron likes girls
>>68883068
what a faggot amiright
can someone just PLEASE kill the ball already
>TCU about to go to the college world series
What went wrong for the Longhorns? Out recruited in every sport by nearly every other Texas university
>>68883086
hey watch your language
>>68883148
>What went wrong for the Longhorns?
Short answer everything.
Long answer money and entitlement
Haha down here in Texas they just showed a Whataburger commercial, poor stupid Boston fans dont even know what Im talking about
