Fuck the UK.
Who here hyped as fuck for tomorrow's BIG GAME?
I want to Tsu so hard...
>>68869444
>Croatia is best known for choking
>Portugal is best known for choking
It's gonna be the goat match of 2016
hoping for something similar to the HUN-POR match, that shit was entertaining as fuck
>dat defence
>santos insisting on meitinho
>rolando still taking FKs
JUST desu senpai
Corluka gotta take one for the team and break ronaldos legs, ez win
Probably my most anticipated game of the tournament. It will be entertaining either way.
>>68869491
Ronaldo will score a free kick or/and a penalty against us and I just know it, I can feel.
But your defense could get fucked by our counter attacks, especially if they play like they did against Hungary
>penaldo shit against good defence
>our defence is good + nationalism buff
>modric will play
This is our year la
Ronaldo will have great game but it will be no use with Portugal shit defence. 5-3 to Croatia of something like that
>>68869467
CHOKEBOWL!
>>68869564
Who will be in the halftime show?
>>68869531
>This is our year la
It could actually be.
>>68869507
Blessing in disguise desu
>>68869600
sorry, meant to reply to this>>68869497
>>68869564
>0:0 fulltime
>0:0 extra time
>0:0 after a shitload of penalties
>Match cancelled because both teams choked so hard no one could score, not even an own goal
>Switzerland and Poland sent to semi finals
>>68869444
I'd do anything to see the choke meme lifted from our NT
please win lads
I only want us to pass so we see more of tsunaldo's sperg fits but seems unlikely
>croatia leads 1-0
>croatian fans get activated by their slav genes
>start chimping out
>portugal wins
>>68869642
why do black people love our jerseys so much?
I want Poortugal to lose because of my fetishes.
I want to see this girl cry.
Just look at her, scared, unprotected...
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP CROATIA
I'll be wearing a pineapple on my head during the match tomorrow desu
>>68869665
I wonder how hard he'll sperg out if Croatia wins.
>>68869674
Probably reminds them of mum's favorite tablecloth
>>68869674
everyone does senpai
>>68869467
Another 3-3 and then penalties?
>>68869681
>wanting to see her cry
>not wanting to see her happy and smiling in her innocence
God damn it Portugal
>>68869681
You're one sick fuck, you know that?
>>68869711
I'm thinking 1-1 and then penalties
>first team scores early in the game
>second team equalizes in 90+2'
>le park the bus extra time
>most meme penalties ever
I can't predict who'll win them
>>68869681
>I want to see this girl cry.
>Just look at her, scared, unprotected...
>>68869531
Your defense is fucking shit though. Are you perhaps baiting me?
>>68869817
You can go excuse yourself, europeans are talking here.
>>68869851
he's right tho
Hrvat je brat
pls kill ronaldo
>>68869851
>he's a yuropoor
KEK
>>68869863
It's not the greatest but it's most definetly not "fucking shit". Now if you want to go suck his cock, feel free too, but let's be real here.
>>68869895
>le strawman
>>68869895
our midfield is constantly bailing them out, that's the only thing keeping us strong - our midfield
lose the attitude, faggot
>>68869889
>>68869931
Nice memes, thank you for contributing to the thread.
>>68869444
Easy win for TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68869961
Seething
>>68869968
in your dreams, you inbred faggot
>>68869507
It's pretty hard to score a free kick when you're unable to get past the wall.
Ronaldo is even worse than Mexicans under a Trump leadership.
>>68869674
it's different from their usual prsion uniform
>>68869631
kek
>>68869674
Your jersey is pretty dank tbH
>>68869895
Can't be worse than ours...?
Go Croatia!!!! I like you very much guys, I like how some pundits used to call you the Brazil or Europe (in terms of playing style obviously)
>>68869444
HunxPort nas semis pls
>>68870262
Thank you Mexico, all is forgiven for raping us two years ago.
>>68870256
The other guy is just meme'ing around, Čorluka and Srna have played great, Vida fucked up against Czechia but then again he was flustered because of the chimpout.
But Ronaldo and Nani can se penetrate them roughly.
>>68870269
this.
Letus battle again.
>>68870412
it was all with love, I can still feel the taste of your gray asshole in the tip of my tongue whenever I sit at a table in an Italian restaurant
>>68870447
Kekked.
>>68870447
>>68869507
>Ronaldo scoring
>2016
Pick one
dont know shit about football but my country was mentioned so thats nice
>>68870156
>>68870551
Listen you guys, that's just how Croatian luck works.
>>68870565
What are you doing on /sp/ then?
>>68870601
was on the featured page desu
enjoy the game guys
It looks like both teams are gonna be on fire.
>>68870611
...People use that?
>>68870628
newfag
>Portugal is losing 3-0 at the 89' minute
>Based Croatian Hooligans start throwing flares to the pitch again
>Moutinho and AndréGomes get flared in the face
>Portugal advances and croatia gets banned for 6 years from UEFA competitions
>Portugal wins the Euro without those two cancerouse fucks holding us back
>Croatia reaching the final is a 4.30 by bookmakers
Just fuck my shit up
I liked Portugal honestly and I'd accept if they defeated us because they're not a bad team and have really good offense, but holy fucking shit, Portubros on /sp/ are extremely salty arrogant bunch unlike I've seen in a while, they really stand out. We need to win this just for the sake of /sp/. Pineapple, give us strength.
>>68869712
>>68869731
>>68869747
I only did it for the (you)'s.
Bit disappointed tbqh.
>>68870638
that really isnt something said on this board
>>68871485
>we are arrogant
you have to be baiting, we are the first to trash talk our NT
>>68871485
>giving shit about 10-20 posters on 4chan
find friends senpai and watch the game with them tomorrow and don't be a bitch
>>68871485
>Portubros on /sp/ are extremely salty arrogant bunch unlike I've seen in a while, they really stand out.
What? They are not.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68871625
To be fair, most people here are pretty chill except for the british (ITS COMING HOME LOL).
Bring back based JERKO LEKO
>>68871729
Even that is sarcastic most of the time, I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cxN625G4c4
AJMO HRVATSKA JEBEM TI BOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm so pumped up for tomorrow, can't wait.
i wish you luck Portugal, just play fair and we are friends.
>>68869817
They are surprisingly decent this tournament, Ćorluka is amazing and they are far away from being total shit. That said, they could be better
>>68869642
me on the right
>>68871729
True. Every nation has a few salty fucks but generally people have been great.
But you Portubros have been pretty chill and it's has been fun hanging out in threads with you since we found out we're playing,
I'm almost sad that it ends for one of us tommorow night.
It could go either way, but if our guys give it their all I won't be mad even if we lose
sutra 5 banki na hendikep i nakon tekme boca pelina i ja sam laku noć
>>68871889
It's a win win situation for you.
If you win you will probably end up in the final.
If you lose you have more games to see Tsuu memes.
I really have no idea how this will go. Portugal's national team is one of the most fucking inconsistent there are. Thay have reached finals and lost to Greece and a number of time got to the later phases on many competitions. However, they almost always have a though beggining, no matter against who they are playing. Anything can happen at tomorrows game
>>68871625
Unfortunately it only takes a couple of shitheads to make us look bad.
>>68871990
It's the same situation as yours, our NT manager is utter shite and can't get the best out of the players, so our only hope is that TSUU carries us to the final, we park the bus against Italy and hope they choke in the penalties
>>68872070
People here meme about Por-Ita final so much that meme magic will make it happen.
>>68872035
>Croatia vs Czech Rep chimpout
Tell me about it m8
>>68872070
Poor Ronaldo, I don't think he will get Portugal very far by carrying the team alone. The only positive in all this is that you guys managed to avoid the death brackets, so if you last you will only meet someone actually dangerous at the finals
>>68871889
If we lose to you, you better win it son
>ono kad smo obranili jedaneasterac
skoro bolje nego kad smo dali drugi gol reee. kakav moment
last time ill post this since ive been sort of spamming it, I'll make a new tsu when Tsu scores
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13eNmjphzTY
>>68872112
gledao sam na ribnjaku sa par kompića, bilo je oko soma ljudi, divljanje je bilo na obranu kao i na gol. sutra ako ovaj šljam ronaldo ne izvuče neki penal idemo dalje i alkoholna koma
>>68872120
tsu
>>68872126
Ja sam stablo . Što drveće jesti ? mora biti vjeverice !
>>68872120
Is this what you guys do in Germany, record audios like this one?
>>68872126
da bar. di je dobro gledat, jel ok na trgu? nisam ziher dal mi se da izgmizat iz kvarta, ali možda
>>68872120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PGl0W1kLRB
>>68872107
We'll try PorTSUbro
>>68872120
just stop, tobi
>>68872162
>no TSU allowed
>>68872162
ma na trgu se mora stajati, nije comfy. ribnjak. ova šema pic related, ali ustvari puno bolje , iz lošeg kuta slikano.
>>68872154
wat
>>68872174
Klaus, Friedrich and Tobias are such qt qt qt a qt German names. What are some other names that are that cute?
inb4 Ahmed and Mehmet
NO DON'T EVEN TRY
It will be shittier game in yuros. Mark my words
>>68872187
Rekao sam stabla probabaly jedu vjeverice . Naučio sam hrvatski prijatelji. nije li dobro?
>>68869681
I want to protect her smile.
>>68872202
dobro je. i točno. moraju i stabla nešto jesti.
>>68872187
comfy. koliko su piva
>>68872202
trees are eating squirles? well, i dont know m8.
Hyped as fuck for the SEMI FINAL.
>>68872218
ja sam pio svoje vino, ali mislim da su cijene uredu, klasika. to je par birceva na otvorenom sa foteljama itd, moraš uzet cugu ako briješ sjedit u 'bircu' ,ako ne onda možeš pit kaj hoćeš. mi smo trolitre cugali. uzmi si pivo u dućanu i sjedi na pod.
>no football yesterday
>no football today
please kill me
at least there are 6 games this weekend
I'm so extremely pumped that I'm afraid that a possible loss would result in a complete emotional breakdown.
It happened to me after the turkey game back in 2008, god, I was utterly destroyed for days. Please win this one lads
>>68872188
Benjamin, Nils, Helge
>>68872272
sorry m8
>>68872272
Hahah well that was different. If I recall correctly, judges fucked with us or something. But if we lose fair, we lose. Don't take this too seriously. Al that it matters is that we played good and did our best.
>>68872272
don't even mention that to me, i watched that shit on Bundek, i wasn't mentaly fit for the rest of the night and drinking that i just fell asleep on the bench while my friends continued drinking.
>>68872272
>turkey game back in 2008
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE TURKEY GAME FROM 2008
WE DON'T
>>68872324
>mfw 2008 was 25 years ago
>>68872279
thx portubro
>>68872301
yeah, but we were in a similar situation, we were the best team on the tournament
and there's a good chance of refball tommorow too
thanks for support, but I'm weak when it comes to vatreni
Modricinho I love you but TSUMAN is about to rape you
>>68872364
hardly the best but ok...but now, i seriously i think we are in top 3, if not in the best shape of those three (spain, germany, croatia) , we got it senpaitachi, at least portugal tomorrow we'll see after that. literally every game we had lots of chances. Given that Hungary was able to score multiple times i seriously doubt Modrić Raktić, Pjaca and Perišić would not score. 3:1 for Croatia, and this 1 mandatory Ronaldo penalty goal.
>>68872394
Ronaldo is like IRL Goku. Perfect man. I can't say for sure, but I'd maybe even suck his dick. Love him
This is the Chile - Mexico game of the Euros. Portushit gonna get btfo'd.
>you now remember that a picture of Tsunaldo with Croatian winter hat exists
>>68872324
Good to know you guys can't score penalties.
>>68872394
He'll get Badr Hari'd him tomorrow in his tiny sweet pink asshole.
>>68872403
god i hope you're right
>>68872426
>Penaldo
But we can defend penalties, remember, it was not long ago, just few days ago.
>>68872188
Adolf
>>68872416
Don't you get tired of hating on us?
>>68872459
see this >>68869631
>>68872426
But wait a second, aren't you also screwed if it comes to penalties?
Chances of not scoring penalties are like 50 to 1 . stop this meme. whoever gets a penalty tomorrow - scores.
>>68872149
>ABOLA
eyy lmao
>>68869507
>Tsu
>freekicks
lel
>>68872563
If only life was as black and white as you say
>>68869642
>fucking Tyler
can I save this
>>68872563
>Ronaldo and Srna taking penalties
There could be an empty net and those two still wouldn't score
>>68872591
Save whatever you want
>>68869681
I just got new fetish on /sp/.
Fuck my life.
>>68872646
To be fair I'd cringe too if I had to sit next to Bieber
>>68872666
'Bieber is retarded' is like 6 years old meme.
>he doesn't like based Biebs
>>68872646
>>68872666
Tbf I'd cringe too if I were a monkey
What about Perišićs yellow card ? Hell still have it or now that we are not in the group stage cards are erased?
>le croatia on finals/winning it all meme
holy shit, why is /sp/ overrating them so much?
Dont get me wrong, i really like then, both as a country(everyone who shits on s*rbs is good in my book) and as a team, ive always rooted for them and czechia on euros/world cup when my two fav teams drop out(italy/netherlans) and since our own team is utter irrelevant shit for the last 16 years, but i just dont see them beating italy/germany/spain or even france this year.
I think even portugal will win against them.
It just feels like people overhype them too much right now, yeah they have great, talanted team currently, but they werent that impressive so far, especially on that czech game
>>68872802
please leave.
>>68872802
>the bait is set, now we wait for (you)'s
>>68869642
You just know .................
>>68872120
I wasn't ready for the keks
>>68872120
OFF KEY AS FUCK
>>68872187
Onaj tip s naočalama u sredini sam doslovno ja.
>croatian television based banter
Messi documentary on croatian television right now lmao
>>68872922
>Switch to HRT2
>it's true
>>68872821
>>68872836
>he doesnt agree with me, so he must be baiting
>>68872922
it will only make your loss harder bro
>>68872802
Dude in this side of the bracket its either Croatia or Portugal as favorites for the final
who could eliminate them?Poland?Maybe on a good day but low chance to happen.Wales?Nah not gonna happen
>>68873075
I see Wales giving Portugal or Croatia a run for their money. Portugal will be out tomorrow unless they wake the fuck up too
Croatian bros comment on this:
Miroslav Blažević - «I hate Portugal (...) Portugal and Sporting buy referees (...) They buy everything and everyone, they are not fair. Have no fairplay»
What did he mean by this?
>>68873141
Ćiro Blažević is a retard, bur srsly, it's something wrong with him, he might be mentaly ill. Everything he says is silly and retarded. So, don't pay attention.
>>68873141
Maybe with that syntax and grammar hes roleplaying the Slav remover meme
Portugal needed a game where someone actually attacked them to show some weaknesses in their defense. This entire tournament most of the big teams had to fight only turtles hoping for lucky counters.
Most of the big team's defenses are an unknown quantity, except for Belgium because they got a thrashing from Italy and they fixed their game.
>>68873141
Miroslav Blažević is an old irrelevant alcoholic fartbag who lost his sanity years ago, if he ever had any.
The only relevant thing in his career is leading Croatia in '98 and reaching 3rd place in World Cup, and with those players my great grandmother could have done the same.
Ignore that old retard, he's basically a real life meme.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>mfw both Croatia and Portugal are landlocked
>>68873255
>landlocked
explain this bridge then, what's under it?
>>68873255
Is that some ebin meme I haven't heard of?
>>68873271
this is not a bridge lol .and i don't see sea either.
>>68873255
>mfw Sweden is cocklocked
>>68872922
>>68872937
Yeah, it is.
>>68873317
Now we know we have an /sp/artan employed there.
>>68873182
Hahahahah
>>68873297
Explain THIS bridge then.
CHECK
MATE
>>68873571
Banter aside, that is one sexy bridge
>>68873618
Made fully with portuguese money. No EU help. Back in my days I tell you...
>>68873571
Didn't know you guys have this big ass Jesus like in Rio.
>>68873657
TYL
>>68873639
It looks pretty sturdy for something made out of money I have to admit. But I still think making it out of steel and concrete would've been a more sane option.
>>68873639
Oh? Nice.
Btw when I go to Portugal, what's best to visit? I've been to Lisboa and loved it, but others told me I was a fool for not visiting Porto and some other cities as well, as if I had money to waste.
>>68869681
Rapist detected
>>68873688
10/10 would pray in front of
>>68873726
If you already visited Lisbon, go to Porto, Coimbra, Braga if you are into historical places. If you are into beaches go to Algarve.
>>68873726
Porto and eat one of these
>>68873817
forgot pic
>>68873877
Okay, definitely. If I learned one thing, its that food in Spain/Portugal is absolutely fantastic. And I like how people drank beer with everything even at like barely after noon. Well, at least in Spain. My days there were spent in literal haze. I imagine your whole summers are like that
>>68873877
Good grief, that looks absolutely awful. Just clog my blood vessels up, family.
>>68873991
It's obviously not something you eat regularly.
There are also many variations in terms of filling and glazing
>>68874150
What is it called?
>>68873141
>Sporting buys refs
>Somehow gets reffballed everygame
Low-key same with portugal
>>68874175
Francesinha.
It's pretty intense.
give him your TSUUUUU so he become man again
>>68873877
OH MEU PORTO, ONDE A ETERNA MOCIDADE
>>68874212
Thanks Portubro, I have to fucking try this
>>68873877
That's a strange looking poutine
a river?
>>68874318
It looks small, I remember going to Porto (I'm from Lisbon) and order one thinking to myself "This shit so small might have to order two of them". Ended up eating only half of it lmao. It's a lot of compacted food, but tastes great.
I just want my Croatia Bros to know that whatever the result is, you guys are alright and I'll be cheering for you if we lose.
>>68875668
love you too
>>68875668
gay
>>68875668
Same here Portubros. If you beat us, win the whole thing and make us proud.
Why couldn't Portugal defeat Hungary. I wanted Belgium to face Tsu.
Our brackets are such a loss. No disrespect towards based Kiraly though
>>68875766
Continued: apart from Iceland all the team I like (Bolan, Churwatia, Hungary and Tsu) are on our side of the tournament.
Lame :(
>>68875766
>>68875783
At least all of us from the same bracket have someone to cheer for in the finals. Whoever of us makes it to the finals, represents our whole bracket against one of the big teams.
It's Davids versus Goliath.
Portugal defeats Croatia in a pretty average performance with plenty of luck and then puts up an awful performance in the quarter finals making everyone regret they passed the RO16 instead of the Croats. Really simple prediction
>>68875957
this
>>68872527
Not against England
>>68874212
i never ate francesinha
is that just bread with meat inside?
>>68874212
It is little hard to make
>>68873877
A friend told me about this it looks so dank holy shit
>getting pretty hyped for the match
>start having 2008 flashbacks
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>68876422
STOP TALKING ABOUT 2008
IT NEVER HAPPENED
>>68870447
>7
PU70
>>68870618
>RVACKA
I support the protests tho, just not this kind.
Anyone got the Roleldo backheel goal webm saved?
>>68873141
>listening to a human meme
![13432391_10154277868313970_6372966711597001085_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sLGnemj.jpg "13432391_10154277868313970_6372966711597001085_n[1].jpg")
Budi Ponosan
I hope Croatia destroy poortugal
>>68869681
fodasse meu
You Croatiabros are fucking awesome. Really glad to see some sportsmanship between countries!
>>68880049
Right back at ya. It just sucks that someone has to get kicked out tommorow. Time to get some sleep, Good luck to you Portugal
All of these fucking cucks in this thread, on both sides. Fucking PATHETIC. Losers, fags, tree hugging cunts.
I want us to absolutely destroy Croatia tomorrow. I won't be satisfied until every last Croat is fucking dead. This is war, and I mean to win it. Fuck Croatia, I hope they get annexed by Serbia again.
I wouldn't piss on Croatia if it were on fire. FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUUUUU AHAHHAHAA
>>68883365
It's okay. Let it all out. All that rage inside you as a cause. Probably from your childhood, your parents maybe... We all have issues firend. It's okay.
You know... Leaving this world isn't as as scary as it sounds.
>>68883365
Stop shitposting on /sp/ already, Penaldo.
>>68883365
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
https://vid.me/KSjJ
TSUUUU
>>68871485
Some1 plss what is this pineapple shit? I missed this meme :(
>>68884784
There you go lad, this is the pineapple they speak of.
>>68884823
Based Portubro
>>68872700
>>68872666
>needing to have any opinion on Bieb
it's not 2013
>>68883365
A TRUE WARRIOR
bigger the ego, bigger the failure
>>68869740
No one. This penalties will go through Eternity.
Players will die, their sons will take their place.
Humanity wil lfar be done, when Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Modric will still be shooting the penalties.
>>68884823
>Muzzie crescent
Embracing your Iranian heritage I see
I just hope we don't choke, and if Portugal wins it's because they were better.
I'd die if another 2008 happens, my dad and I almost started crying
>mfw mother and sister were 'it's just a game, guys', I never wanted to slap both of them more
>>68886261
Is your sis a qt?
>>68886274
nah, she's somewhat bitchy, she's the one who usually dumps guys and changes friends often (though she has 2 constant friends through entire life)
though she has been out of relationship for almost two years now, she got a job in meantime and now enjoys life
>>68886261
i just checked euro 2008
>Germany 3 - 2 Turkey
>Lahm '90
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how do they keep getting away with this
>>68886297
Don't worry, the turks are gone now.
>>68886228
that symbol is older than muslim crescent&star by like thousand years
anyways the muslim one was at first symbol of turkey then it spread after they became the caliphate
If we are losing Vida will take hit for the Slavs and break CR7 legs.
>>68886794
>those yes
Infa100% hungarian
Uefa says portugals game will start at 2200, is that gmt+0?
>>68871751
bring back GIOVANNI ROSSO
>>68872802
I was going to be polite to you just because of Trifon Ivanov, but I actually somewhat agree. this game is literally 50:50 tho, but in later stages I just don't see us going through. All that matters to me is that they play with heart, I can't watch a defeated team running around waiting for the final whistle
>>68873141
pay no mind to him. He's considered ''coach of all coaches'' for leading a team of amazing players to a 3rd place in 98. And that's it, he has done nothing else in his career.There are rumors however he sold us out in 98 because he had gambling debts with Corsican mafia and that he charged players for like 10.000 deutschmarks to play in NT in the 90s. Don't think it's true but some really shitty players played in those years, and then went into total anonimity
>>68886895
>Trifon Ivanov
rip in peace, sweet prince ;_;
>>68886854
3 est
>he's no longer punting for ITV
Damn shame, he was great. Extra points because he has a stuttering problem and fights it like a champ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPQ4qmzTQts
>>68886213
>everyone stuck watching the penalties
>no one wants to leave the stadium or stop watching on TV because they don't want to miss if someone scores
>soon the whole world is watching
>penalties go on
>people slowly start dieing of hunger, thirst and exhaustion
>that's how the World ends, not with a Sudden Death but with a very very slow one
>All around me are familiar faces starts playing
>>68887151
Damn real shame, he had best banter
/HYPED AS FUCK/ desu
>>68886854
It's 21:00 CEST which means it's 20:00 GMT
>>68887308
Good luck croat- Hang on a minute...
>>68887308
You, put your pineapple back on.
>today is Croatia's Statehood Day
Patriotism hype might give our guys the push they need.
>>68887382
It's pretty much the best set of circumstances we could have all converging on one day.
>>68886794
>break CR7 legs
kek, you think that hasn't been tried before?
call him a diva/diver all you want, but he's always been one of the most fouled players even going back to his manutd days.
>>68886261
the same thing happened to me after we lost to portugal in 2006. that match was incredibly frustrating and my uncle baiting me and my brother in law with "it's just a game" and stuff and it pissed me off
>>68887558
Are your trying to make me fap to JLaw again?
>>68869444
So, is Mandzukic finally permabenched?
