Mariners officially under .500
CIN:Homer Bailey to begin rehab assignment Monday
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) cleared to start vs. Nats
MIN:Trevor Plouffe diagnosed with a groin strain
NYM:Cespedes (hip) not in Mets' lineup Thursday
CHC:Rizzo (back) sits Thursday, Contreras at 1B
CIN:Votto (flu) remains absent Thursday vs. Pads
SD:Jon Jay (forearm) out again Thursday vs. CIN
KC:KC releases second baseman Omar Infante
COL:Rox request release waivers on Jose Reyes
BOS:Chris Young exits with right hamstring strain
SEA:Adrian Sampson lifted with elbow discomfort
PHI:Tommy Joseph scratched Thursday with cold
Royals
JUST
>his team doesn't have a cy young candidate
how are memeiners fans still alive
>yfw da giants win da worlds eries
>tfw no baseball loving gf to go to games with
orioles to be honest
>>68855138
>His team doesn't have two
>>68855159
meme magic
Madison Bumgarner is the first and best choice for the Cy Young Award
>>68855203
no he's not. And I say this as a giants fan
>>68855153
15 years of this shit makes you stoic
>>68855135
what's the yellow team? pie-rats?
>>68855203
oh shit niggas here we go
The SF Giants have 6 Cy Young candidates. Anybody who doesn't agree knows nothing about baseball
>>68855233
1/10 bait tbqhwy
>>68855203
Weak b8
>>68855215
tis merely bait mate. To make assmad faggots sperg out
>pilates
>bumshit
>lelster
>synderglass
>2016 Cy Young Contenders
Absolutely fucking dying of laughter.
There is so contenders or 'race', the award has already been won as well as the MVP.
It's actually pretty sad that Kershaw's name actually makes you tremble with rage that he's so far ahead of everyone else.
Perennial gold glover tbqhwy
>Contenders
Cubs
Rangers
Nationals
Orioles
Dodgers
>Pretenders
Giants
Indians
Redsox
Bluejays
Mets
Royals
>>68855197
>his team doesn't have the best rotation in mlb
>>68855181
>Jaymee will never be mine
pissboi is literally always right about Kershaw being the GOAT. you have to be a fool to deny it
>>68855267
lmao faggot they're baiting you. they're not even trying and you you still sperg out like a fucking retard. you are an embarrassment to this board and doyer fans everywhere tbqh
Madison Bumgarner deserves both leagues' Cy Young awards
>>68855273
Only because Simmons is in the AL....
kek
KEK
Look up the numbers
>>68855274
>Nationals
kek
>>68855283
She's not that hot
>>68855267
Sure thing retard
>Kershaw
>Good
LMAO XD
Dying of laughter to be honest with you
>Tigers reliever Kyle Ryan on facing CLE, who have won all 6 games vs. DET this season: "We're hot right now, and we're going to stay hot."
Dis shit gon b gud
>>68855290
Baiting me? I just woke up. This is my first post you imbecilic fucking animal.
Royals
You can only reply to this post if your team is still hot garbage after getting your hopes up
>>68855267
His playoff meltdown will be extra delicious this year for sure
>>68855329
>this pathetic attempt to save face
>>68855350
>doyers
>playoffs
wild card maybe
>WHOS
>BASES LOADED
>0 OUTS
>0 RUNS
ABSTRACT
B
S
T
R
A
C
T
So now that the Cubs have been EXPOSED, with the based Cardinals pretty much detailing the blueprint on how to beat them
>go hard in the paint
>get dem boards
>a team with bigs that plays physical
Who's winning the NL pennant now?
>>68855370
>yfw Rockies Doyers wild card game and Rockies pitching staff BTFO's the Doyers
I know the Rockies have no chance in hell of actually making the playoffs, but this would be amazing.
>>68855395
literally 2 straight innings they did this
top kek
>>68855406
Jints
>>68855409
that's impossible I don't don't why you would even waste your time fantasizing about something like that
>>68855406
the giants
wow that was easy
>>68855277
>4 elbows held together with gum and duct tape
>Best rotation
>>68855465
Not impossible, just improbable
>>68855406
Giants. They have the best pitching in all baseball
pls stop
no jinxing
>>68855118
>AL West teams shitting the bed with literally 4 of our starters on the DL
>>68855406
Giants were already gonna win it tbqh
>doyers sweep the mets
>looking better than they ever have
>on a win streak, bound to catch up
>call up a literal nobody for friday's start
wut
>>68855406
Giants can coast the rest of the way, they got this in the bag
too easy
>>68855546
>>doyers sweep the mets
?
>>68855277
khalni hydra has GOAT art
If LA and SF met in the NLCS this year who would win?
How can you know Bum will perform like 2014?
How can you know Kershaw won't CGSO like he always does?
How can we be sure he won't choke again?
So many possibilities....
Hmmmmm.........
>>68855546
Who did they call up?
If this was the World Series who would you root for?
>>68855589
Bumshit isn't good against the Dodgers tho.
>>68855589
Jints win in nailbiter game 7 at home by an extra inning solo shot.
>>68855589
Giants already won the World Series. We're just waiting and watching it play out
>>68855600
The obvious winners. The ottomans
>>68855627
>bumblasted.webm
>>68855589
Obviously nobody KNOWS anything
If we could only talk about what we know as a fact will happen we could never talk about anything
>>68855582
nats** whoops
>>68855599
Tepesch
https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/746011565002989569?s=09
>>68855600
Rangers
They got that guy that punched out that histrionic crybaby sissy Canada leaf faggot, they're alright by me
>>68855589
Doyers probably win that series fampai. Kershit only sucks against meth heads not faggots.
>>68855655
That's right. I almost forgot. The Doyers aren't good enough to get that far... Silly me...
>>68855589
SF versus LA in a series would go to SF
I will concede that the dodgers would have a chance in a 1 game series considering Kershaw is the GOAT but the doys can't hang in the playoffs
>>68855600
Rangers
Picture this. It's the bottom of the 9th. The Cubs are up by one run with the rangers at bat. Runner on first, 2 outs, 2 strike count. Walk off home run and the Cubs are confirmed for never winning a World Series for the rest of time
>>68855685
must be why they havent won a series against the giants all year
>>68855589
If it was right now, Giants win it
By the time the postseason rolls around, I think the Dodgers will be a better team
Might not matter - they might not play each other. Even when the Dodgers are capable of beating the Giants, the Giants can beat the teams the Dodgers have trouble with - Cardinals as a historic example
>>68855691
prob i see with doyers in wc game is that they use the goat then they have to wait for game 3 MAYBE game 2 of a ds to use him again which means he prob isnt avail for game 5 unless roberts has the pubes mattingly didnt
ABSTRACT
>>68855455
>>68855533
>>68855588
>>68855599
>>68855600
>>68855633
>>68855655
>>68855666
>>68855600
Rangers 100%
Babby league hick state team is still far better than how awful Cubs fans would be
I think the Cubs are going to get raped in Miami this weekend. Someone on the team is going to say the team should have been focused more on winning and getting back on track instead of their manager dressing them all up like fags and queers.
>some more losing, some finger pointing, might as well doing the easiest and blame the nigger(heyward)
>cardinals in the mirror may be closer than they appear
>mutiny against Maddon
>panic, burnout, but still win division
>swept in 5 by Nats in the DS
>>68855782
this tbhwy
>haha we're the best fans ever
>we suck it put for a hundred years now we're the best thing ever
>>68855754
Yeah my problem with the dodgers is the back end of their rotation is really shitty
Of course they lost even with the best 1 and 2 in baseball so whatever
>>68855589
Bochy would have to set-up bumgarner against someone who isn't kershaw to actually have an advantage.
Kershaw would take games 1 and 4 easy. I just don't see Kershaw choking against the team he CGSO's 3 times every year.
Bumgarner wins 2 and 6 against whatever doyer starter.
Maybe both Kershaw and Bumgarner lose their games lel.
>WHOS
ART
>>68855835
>yfw cueto steals game 1 and 4 from kershaw
having 2 aces is the life famalam
The Daniel Murphy's will choke again and the Mests will make it into the postseason again.
>>68855834
Ryu is coming back at some point, and isn't at all guaranteed to be the same, but he'll still probably improve the rotation. Kazmir has had a couple great outings and was fine the other day against the Nats, but who knows how much of that was the Nats choking
>>68855782
It'd be 2004 red sox faggotry but worse.
>>68855835
>Bochy would want to avoid Bum vs Kersh
In the nine times Madbum has faced Kershaw Bum has won five times
>>68855600
>>68855859
.... that's probably not happening if Kershaw allows 2 hits and strikesout 15 in a complete game.
Fuck the Cubs
>>68855920
what if those 2 hits are home runs :^)
>>68855835
Kershaw is a far better pitcher than Bum but the Doyers offense fucking blows
Even if Kershaw gives up 1 run in 9 innings the Dodgers can easily lose that game
>>68855944
>Kershaw is a far better pitcher than Bum
Flip that shit around for the 2016 WS champs
Giants are an unstoppable team. We have the #1 and #2 pitchers in all of baseball. We have an impeccable bullpen, a LEGENDARY offense, and the league's most reliable defense.
It was really over before it started.
>>68855915
>w-l records
How about you actually look at the run prevention, strikeouts, and innings pitched.
Kershaw fucking owns the Giants.
lel what even is this thread
>jints shitposters
>pissboi chimpouts
>even year memes
>doyer falseflagging
Windians
>who sux and memeiners both a game under .500 after their hot starts
Separated at birth?
>>68856012
>some numbers matter more than if your team wins the game
>>68855835
Kershaw faced Cueto 2 weeks ago, they both Gave up two runs, the doyers only won cause Casilla likes blowing games
That's factoring in the idea that Kershaw won't have another entry.
>>68856012
They don't measure playoff games in ERA piss guzzler
>>68856022
I can't tell who's legit, who's delusional, who's false flagging and who's double false flagging
It was a decent discussion and then you get >>68855971 this shit
WAHHH MY SHITTY TEAM JUST WON THREE OUT OF THE LAST FOUR GAMES AND WON THE SERIES WAHHHH IT SUCKS BEING FROM CHICAGO WAHHHH
I'm predicting Cardinals vs Dodgers WC in LA. Kershaw will pitch, it doesn't matter who pitches for the Cards. Multiple Entries will get multiplied.
>fat adams bombs kershaw again, eats 4 dodger dogs in celebration and clogs the entire toilet system in that piece of shit smelly stadium
>>68856052
Fuck off casual Giants are the best team in baseball by fucking far
There's nobody even close to us
>>68856058
I dunno who you are, but you're fucking great. I hate those faggots more than the other team's fans because I have to see them everyday.
>>68856064
Honestly if I was Dave Roberts and I had to play the WC versus the cards I would straight up not start Clayton
>>68856076
Giants double false flagging
>>68856058
>36-37
Lel Windians memeing on you
>>68856086
Holy shit White Sox "fans" literally cannot go one single post without crying about something
anything
make shit up to cry about
That's The White Sox Way
>>68856042
What do the Dodgers not being able to score have to do with the fact that Kershaw own a 1.34 ERA against the Giants in 20+ meetings and Bungarner owns n ERA of 4.02 in 20+ meetings meetings?
I don't even expect a reply from you
>>68856094
not a bad idea honestly
if the Doyers offense is on they might win anyway
if they're not they'll lose regardless of how well Kershaw does
if they do win it, they'd NEED Kershaw to have a shot in the NLDS
>>68856086
>>68856058
>rooting for 4th place teams
Why are whos fans so pathetic?
>>68856136
>if they're not they'll lose regardless of how well Kershaw does
What?
>BASES LOADED
>ZERO OUTS
>ZERO RUNS
>TWICE
LMAO
WHOS ARE LITERALLY ART
HOW CAN ANYONE BE A FAN OF THAT "TEAM"??? LEMAAAOOO
>>68856172
if the Doyers offense is not functioning, as is standard, Kershaw could throw a perfect 9 and they'd still lose in the 11th etc
>>68855285
Low hanging fruit.
Ever heard of this Michael Jordan guy? He's bretty good
>>68856011
>giants fans
Are you really this delusional? #1 and #2? Fuck no. Maybe #3 and #6.
Legendary offense? Team BA of .260 and you've hit 61 HR's with 320 RBI. Brandon Belt is doing really well so far, but if you think he can keep it up for the whole season, you're dead wrong.
>Impeccable bullpen
>Bullpen ERA of 3.73
>Higher than last years
Yes the Giants have a good defense.
>"It was really over before it started."
Even year meme over this year.
>>68856125
Listen lad, never claimed anything against Kersh, he's fucking stellar. His team? Not as much. Him pitching is not guaranteed win because of this. It doesn't matter how well you pitched if your team chokes it away.
>>68856182
"""”"""""TEAM""""""
ABTR
C
T
>>68856160
shutup boston fag, i tried to like you because made fun of the whinny faggot complaining white sox fans
but you're losing to a even memier team than yourselves
>>68856125
how do you expect the dodgers to win if they dont score?
Kershaw could pitch a perfect 9 innings and that still doesnt win them the game
>>68856211
see
>>68856052
don't be handing out free (You)s to shitposters
>>68856235
>>68856182
So what? Boston has a good bullpen who battled out of jams and gave their team a chance to win
>AL looks like it's probably going to be Rangers vs Indians
I am moderately okay with either of those going to the world series
Is boston the biggest meme franchise of the last 10 years?
Why do they always need some fat nigger that can't even field a position to get meme hits?
>mo vaughn
>PED PAPI
>FATDOVAL
>>68856290
>tfw didn't resign sandobese
The whos are now on a 9-28 game slide
CANT MAKE IT UP
ABSTRACT
R
T
Can Major League Baseball rig the NLCS to be Doyers and Jints?
I want the shitposting to be decided.
Thanks.
>>68856274
>the bullpen that lost two games in the series and almost today
>good
Are you serious
>>68856330
>decided
amplified
>>68856330
100% percent depends on if the Cubs choke in the NLDS or the NLCS
>>68856328
If that's abstract art then what are the Phillies?
>>68856330
Are you saying you want shitposting that will... take down this fucking website?
>>68856382
Minimalism
>>68856382
The Phillies won today unlike your shit team whofag.
>>68856382
Or Mariners? Or Pirates?
>>68856327
wasn't he actually too fat to sleep properly and got injured rolling around?(probably because he was suffocating in his rolls of flab)
Buca di Beppo is really the perfect restaurant for the guy
>they give you bread for 3-4 people
he downs it
>appetizers designed for 3-4 people
he downs it
>pasta bowls meant to be shared by 3-4 people
he downs it
>big sunday meant for 3-4 people
he downs it
>>68856386
does anyone remember if the girl he rkelly'd had "cray" or "cash" pussy?
i can't remember what beaner diction he used that time
>>68855920
well the last 2 games against booers and whoever it was didnt he give up first inning bombs? scooter got one cant remember who the other was
>>68856572
Holy shit
>whos
>good
Pick one
>whos
>fans
Pick one
It's honestly sad how hard Dodgers fans have to cling to Kershaw's nut sack to stay relevant
It's honestly sad how hard Faggot fans have to cling to fukes and memes to stay relevant
>>68856572
Might honestly be my favorite sports gif ever. It gets better and better. This is failure in its purest form. Kershaw's reaction is great
>>68856737
>it's sad that teams win more World Serieseses than any other team in a decade to be relevant
Wew lad
>>68856737
>TWENTY
>SEVEN
>YEARS
>>68856386
I wonder why pissboi, an illegal shitskin, is so irreversibly obsessed with 2 white men (Kershaw, Greinke)
>>68856846
I unironically love DG posting and that it has spawned copy cats. He's a man completely dedicated to his craft and he's always on to reply.
he's also a man of mystery.
is he a full beaner?
is he some half white mongoloid with a mom that got COLONIZED?
is he a migger with a mom that got BLACKED?
Brady Aiken threw a pair of hitless shutout innings a couple nights ago in his pro debut. I would like to thank the Astros FO
>>68857025
DG is indeed an enigma
Was today's White Sox/Red Sox game the worst sloppiest game of the season?
Neither team wanted to win and the amount of blunders and spaghetti spilling was phenomenal.
>>68857025
DG is a quality poster and anons hate quality posting.
Also >Rags have another official Rangers waifu BakuMom
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>>68857276
Depends on your definition of "quality posting". It's entertaining because he's a fucking idiot
>>68857285
Season over, Felix traded for peanuts when?
>>68857285
hes not even a top prospect in their org and its his second drug suspension
@68857276
Everyone already knows you're the same persona, Daddy Tiki. You can stop pretending
>>68855917
WHATTUP BLACK PHILLIP
>>68857285
Alternate dimension Boog Powell BTFO
>>68857285
>that name
Wtf
>>68857350
He is more of a weird fetish homer than an idiot
>>68857350
DG isn't an idiot. He's autistic as fuck but he's not an idiot.
>>68857542
He is a complete idiot you fucking idiot
>>68857542
>DG isn't an idiot.
>>68857570
He knows a whole lot about baseball.
>mariners
>mets
>nats
>>>whos
How much worse can it fucking get m's bros
why BOOG whyyy
>>68857701
Forgot pie rats
>>68857285
That's it
season's over
>>68857692
Nah
>>68857025
white and half venezuelan iirc
What happened to all the Mariners fans who were thinking super positively?
>>68858175
R.I.P.
>moments before tragedy struck:
>im thinking super positively
who's got that jpeg
>>68858175
>>68858261
forgot to link
baseball gods have corrected the universe
DG literally saved /mlb/.
TYBDG
>>68858367
Damn that's tragic
OFFICIAL COLLAPSE RANKINGS
1. >whos
2. Pirates
3. >Memeriners
4. Phillies
5. >Mest
6. >nast
7. Astros
what does it feel like to be a winning team, lads?
>>68858650
Mests should be #7 or below. they're on an uptrend since sweeping the royals and theyre playing the braves
>>68858650
Asstros have won 20 of their last 28
Is there a website where you can enter a team's record at any point in the season and see how many teams historically at that record made the playoffs?
>>68858650
1. Whos
2. Memeiners
3. Pierats
4. Lillies
5. Natinals
6. Lastros
7. Mest
>>68858762
like coiny bags of sandy milk
>>68858909
>>68858932
What?
>>68858650
Astros already collapsed in April, the entire season has been them trying to come back from that shit fest.
>>68859019
he's talking about vaginas
>>68859045
Rangers did it last year.
Collapse in April practically already eliminated from playoffs before May only to end up winning the division
Astros won't win the division however but they might get wildcard
>>68858762
It feels great, but you get used to it. Losing feels worse than winning feels good, if you know what I mean. Like the down feeling goes down more than good feeling goes up. There's science behind it and shit
fuck you boog
How is Hunter Strickland not higher rated?
In Diamond Dynasty, he's my best reliever. Has a 0.60 ERA over 30 IP.
>>68859270
Good job Rays.
>>68859270
>I dindu nuffin
>>68859321
except Miller/Lomo are garbage for TBR
>>68859319
Because he's fucking trash IRL and life isn't a video game you imbecilic fucking animal god damn
>>68859319
Because he has shit command. He can blow it past you but if you get a hold of one of his numerous pitches right down the middle and at the belt it's gone. Also gets behind in the count to a lot of batters
>>68859319
>Hunter "100mph cookie over the plate" Strickland
Kek
>>68858927
>>68858650
>Nationals
No.
The Chicago White Sox have signed free agent veteran outfielder Milton Bradley to a 1-year 3.5 million dollar contract.
>...
>>68859945
Are you fucking kidding me? Le beat my wife man? Le board game man?
Top kek Whos
>>68859945
Holy shitballs.
>based brad
>literally, unironically, obsessed with the chicago white sox
>>68860173
It's just like watching a car wreck man. It's so gruesome and fucked up to look at, but so interesting you can't help but stare.
>>68857285
mfw i met him at fan fest and was excited to watch him play
>>68859945
Source?
The M's can literally not stop losing baseball games
>"that was the greatest play I have ever seen"
-Cubs broadcaster
Haha what the actual fuck is wrong with those broadcasters? I understand cheering for your team but fuck man how much of a homer can you be?
>>68859238
That statement is false if you're a mariners fan.
We don't have emotion anymore.
>>68860396
>prado literally just made a better play
>>68860396
marlins taking 3/4
called.
>>68860301
How did it feel to get based brad memed for four losses in a row?
who is the best player?
>>68860521
Clayton Kershaw
>>68860521
>newfags
>>68858650
I need the fucking Yankees to get on this list.
>>68860521
what the hell country is that
>>68860521
Clayton Kershaw aka Daddy K
>>68860521
Bryce Trout
>>68860561
That's too far back last year, like before the Wild Card. They started this season down and never built too much up for a proper collapse.
>>68860561
Were the Yankees even over .500 at any point this season? You guys should sell hard at the deadline
>>68861007
Holy shit lol nigga chill
>>68861049
But that's not THE YANKEE WAY
>>68861007
did she died?
tfw no game today
>>68861007
>americans
>>68861151
Well that $229,960,357 payroll sure is buying them a lot of wins.
SOCRATES
>>68861157
>mfw calling "it" a "she"
>>68861191
your countryman is the one that actually thought that thing had a pussy >>68861157
>>68861157
>she
>>68861242
I'm not even sure what that was desu
>>68859321
based rays
CONFORTO I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>68861007
NOW SAY GOOD NIGHT
>>68861191
that happened in toronto
>>68858367
tragic
GOATFORTO
>>68861175
why don't you just watch other games, dude
CONFORTO YES
cubs are going to get walked off lmao
>Atlanta in charge of sliding
>Snitker in charge of not getting automatically ejected for arguing a play after it has already been reviewed
imagine if the red cux had to roll out the fat panda each day at 3B
>>68861349
Easy pick for gold glove right there
Wasn't aware Buddy Carlyle retired
Nice umpball you got there Mest
JAKE GOAT
>umps
>>68861453
Probably the most underrated player in the league. Pretty based if you ask me tbqhwy.
>>68861432
get good at sliding you fucking faggot. Not blocking the plate, held on to the ball.
>>68861426
So what's his deal anyhow? Do they just pay him to dispose of the team's leftover food now?
Cubs trying to kickstart Stanton's season.
>>68861561
They're paying him to be on the DL now, though I think they said they're refusing to until he loses some weight
>>68861500
>putting your leg in between the plate and the runner without the ball
>not blocking the plate
Just admit you got away with one, it's not like we're any threat to win anything
>>68860487
literally the worst way to start and end a game happened today
