Beasts of Sudacaland
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Remember 10 years ago when this country was a joke? Now they are THE team of South America destroying everyone in site. The are going from ZERO Copas to 2 in 2 FUCKING YEARS.
t.weon
>>68847028
t. boludo
AMA
>>68847011
Texas Forever.
>>68847041
Why do wear the mask?
Thanks for the mufa
Fucking Chile
It's ok, we only got another year or two before half of the team is too old to finish a game.
The young generation doesn't seem too promising.
>>68847011
>t. we need Argentinian coaches and players of Argentina's league to teach us how to play football
>That feel when i watched all the qualifiers to the 2002 WC and we ended in the last place below Bolivia
>That feel when my hopes were on players that by today standars wont even be on a D chilean team
>That feel when we used to be managed for shitty managers from our local league
>That feel when people say an "offensive team" it was using 2 fowards rather than one
>That feel when we used to be the cumdumpster of Brazil
>That feel when those times are long gone and maybe they will be back after 2018
Those are much feels to carry...
how do we do what chile did
>>68849478
1.get a good gen of players
2.get a good coach
3.change you coach only every few years, and for someone with the same style
4.????
5.PROFIT
>>68849287
Perro Verde feels
>>68849287
>tfw I saw my dad cry after we won the Copa America
Don't be sad because it ended, be happy that if happened
>>68849612
thats nice. im actually glad you guys got a cup, but lets keep this one for us, we need it more than you do
>>68849612
i bought the newspaper of that day, wrapped it in plastic and i mind saving it till im old and revive those good feels...
>>68847329
> the Colombian NT hasn't scored in a "Knockout phase" game since July 17, 2004
Back then they played against Costa Rica, it was a Saturday. And since then they have played against (not counting the third-place match against Uruguay back in 2004):
> Argentina, Peru 04, semifinals, 0-3
> Perú, Argentina 11, quarter-finals, 0-2 (a.e.t.)
> Argentina, Chile 05, quarter-finals, 0-0 (pnlts)
> Perú, USA 16, quarter-finals, 0-0 (pnlts)
> Chile, USA 16, semifinals, 0-2
And have scored 0 (zero) goals. Scoreless for a total of 540 minutes.
>>68849569
kek I forgot about that one
>mfw all the chicanos who jinxed México at the stadium and that backstabed them right there in the middle of the match, and that jinxed Colombia yesterday, will be yealling messimessimessi non stop on sunday
>>68849833
I'm rooting for u
>>68849706
SIETE A CERO
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>>68849687
you have more than 40 cups and a undying legacy, you don't need one cup anymore.
and I have a feeling that in the world cup you guys will rekt the asshole of everyone.
>>68847011
They werent a joke, I remember these based fuckers back in the 1998 WC
Add to that Navia is Chilean, he was pretty based on FIFA 05 for me
>>68849515
>2.get an argie coach
>3.change you coach only every few years, and for another argie coach
fixed
>>68850243
sadly it's the true, but at least we can say that chile repays that with making said argie coach proud of it's work with the team.
I mean, you have to admit that a argie coach did wonders with the chilean team.
>>68850243
>>68850378
and remember we made jorge sampaoli what he is today thanks to us.
post yfw Chile rek memetina
>>68849478
get an argie coach that can teach your country how to play football. Do as Chile did.
>>68850427
No way, we're lucky we got past colombia. Indeed, I wouldn't be surprised if the doping test turned out to be possitive, only that could explain the massive success and eficence ratio.
>>68850427
Nobody can press like chile and no one can manage such a high work rate for such a long time the way they do. They're definitely doping.
>>68850514
>lucky to get past Colombia
Lol not even, Colombia was never a threat. The players were in full control after 2-0 and just played the game out without risking much. If anything we were lucky to get past Bolivia.
Either way, I see the players in great form and the whole time seems to be synced in nicely as far as the pressing and the quick passes football goes. Unless Messi carries Argentina and puts in a 10/10 performance, then I don't see Argentina nor Martino's tactics getting one over Chile.
>>68847011
Dejen de pelearse y posteen monas chinas papus.
>>68850493
>get an Argie coach
Not really tbqh, sure it helps having a Coach from a footballing nation, especially one so close to us. But the coach, could have been Spanish, Italian, etc and we would have still performed. Chile has been carried by its golden generation, mainly Bravo, Medel, Vidal, and Alexis; the latter 3 showed their early promise when they obtained a 3rd place in the 2007 U-20 World Cup under a Chilean manager.
>>68850662
now i feel like spaniards in 2010
>Remember 10 years ago when this country was a joke?
So there's hope for the usa nt?
>>68849569
Perro Verde wasn't so bad
>>68850928
yeah, in 10 years the should have a decent generation. oh, and don't forget an argie coach.
>>68850798
Chile got a bronze medal in Sidney 2000, with these players we should have qualified to Korea, not end last place
>>68851036
But those players were pretty average and the team was mostly carried by Zamorano who was 33.
Alexis, Vidal and Medel were all above-average players by 22.
>>68849287
>they will be back after 2018
we should probably encourage the immigration of argentinian villeros to enhance our talent pool desu
>>68851036
>Giving a single fuck about a fútbol olympic medal
Tu estás loco
>be me chileno
>chear for a sucky team
>sucky team gets kinda better
>stills suck though
>passes group stage in 2014 world cup
>see my team get eliminated to Brazil for the 3rd time in a row
>see my team win it's first copa america, since my biggest rivals have 14, 15, and 9
>see my team go to the second copa america finals in a row
>mfw we are playing horrible football
>mfw we are underdogs this time
>mfw our only kinda good generation are getting old
>mfw we suck
>mfw we loss to brazil again in 2018
>mfw we don't have history in football
>mfw we get swallowed by the pacific
Sucks for you guys, chilenos.
>>68851565
How many nobels do you have again?
>>68851600
At least we have one. How many world cups do you fags have?
>>68851795
>monkeys think world cups are more important than scientific and human advancements
I rather sports be banned ever before we give up advancing in science.
>>68851858
>niggers can't even read but r good at sports
Sounds contradictious for an american. U should kill urself. Ow you're white? That means your a fat fuck who won't be able to appreciate space travel since u guys aren't even capable of getting up on a bus. Fuck off, american turd
>>68849285
>implying argentinian coaches have jobs in argentina
>>68851858
IN BLACK AMERICAN SCENARIO
>be me nigger american
>yo nigga how much is 2 + 2
>well let me see nigga if I shot 2 pyros n 2 blues we'll have...
>yo niga u shot pyros? I'll blast yo gorilla ass back to africa
>pow pow
both die
IN WHITE AMERICA SCENARIO
>Hey mate, what's the integral of e^st?
>it's e^st/s
>Thanks. Can you get that pincle that just falled off my desk?
>Naw, I'm too fat for that.
>Yeah me too. Fuck
Both can't go nowhere and die.
Murica, you have no voice in science and football. In both cases, you lose.
>>68850662
Not doping, hypobaric chambers and lots of cardio. I gives the same effect as EPO, but it's legal.
You should know it, since you actually built Olympic Training Facilities in the mountains to take advantage of this, such as the one in Colorado Springs.
Anyway, Chile uses them only when they go to play at La Paz against Bolivia, going to the air force and borrowing their equipment.
>>68849287
>tfw remember watching matches vs brazil hoping for a cheeky tie only to get btfo by ronaldinho and robinho
>>68849287
>players that by today standars wont even be on a D chilean team
This, I remember players like "el choro" Navia, Mirosevic and fucking huaso Alvarez being starters
>>68849285
>t. this is what I use to cope with the fact that argentina hasn't won a title in 10+ years
no, the olympics don't count b.
>>68849205
So 2018 is the only shot to get a World Cup. Good luck with that.
>>68849287
>>That feel when we used to be the cumdumpster of Brazil
yfw you get eliminated by Brazil again in 2018??
>>68847011
>tfw based texas gets on for daland
>>68850162
Should we not lose and keep Tata as coach, we will look scary in the group stages, only to be recked in the quarter finals against Germany, as is tradition.
>>68862478
is not the same. 10 years ago the normal result was losing 6-0 to Brazil. Nowadays we can stomp them with no effort. In worst scenario we would tie to them.
>>68861886
That fucking ending, top kek!
![Brasil-x-Chile_chute-Pinilla[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g6LsUJT.jpg "Brasil-x-Chile_chute-Pinilla[1].jpg")
>>68863507
yeah try aiming a little bit lower next time
>>68863581
BR7S1L
>>68863581
7-1
>>68863507
>Nowadays we can stomp them with no effort. In worst scenario we would tie to them.
Mijo, things haven't changed that much since 2014.
>>68851795
we have one*
*born from british parents, left for the UK at 2, studied and lived on british soil all his life
>>68851565
brazil my greatest ally
>>68851565
kek'd heartily
>>68852015
Well yeah... We don't use foreigner coaches.
And we would never be a cuck who use a foreigner coach in the national team.
>>68868723
>And we would never be a cuck who use a foreigner coach in the national team
You nailed it
Maradona would be given a second and a tenth chance instead of a foreigner, even if it makes no sense and Argentina doesn't qualify for WC
The Chilean federation is a fraud. All they do is get Argentinians to teach them to play.
>>68868723
>dumb nationalist pride: the post
Just remember, AFA is the reason we didn't win shit for all these years. But it's fine as long as the managers are Argentine, right?
>>68847011
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>>68847011
>jinxing your favorite team
Every fuckin time.
Overconfidence is the prelude of choking. We learned our lesson last WC.
Does Chile have anything besides their soccer team and copper mines owned by American and British companies?
>>68851565
>HUGE ASS "COUNTRY"
>0 NOBELS
>>68871683
anime
>>68871668
I remember last year for the CA final some of you kept reminding your mates to pls not shitpost about winning, but most of them (I guess not you) just couldn't help it. Then they all disappeared from this board for more than a week, same with uruguayans but a couple of them remained. Shit was hillarious. Don't know what happen after that because I only come here to shitpost for tournaments. Had a lot of laughs. And remember, is just a game.
>>68871683
>implying the NT is ours
The NT is part of the ANFP, which is a private corporation. It's a business.
>>68847011
Based Texas
>>68862958
not so easy when you cant drug your opponents, right?
>implying they'll defeat us
Call me when they win a World Cup, or even finish in the top 4.
>>68873294
>>68873294
what is 1962
>>68873338
>1962
That's ancient history and does not count.
>>68873582
therefore, urgay world titles mean shit
noice.
>>68847011
Chile has been beast for the past 6 years, this is definitely their golden generation. But their main problem is that they have shit for depth. Once Vidal, Sanchez, Medel, Vargas, etc. get too old, they'll be on decline.
>>68850721
I don't know m8. Now that CONMEBOL cucked us I feel dread. I don't feel confident about this one tbqh.
We're gonna be the champs with the shortest term ever.
>>68869893
Are you stupid? Of course the AFA is the problem, that doesn't mean we should get a foreign manager. That's like getting a foreign player, even if it weren't forbidden it would be cuckery of the highest degree. The Argentinian NT is for Argentinians only.
>>68873862
This ain't copa america, its an experiment. A fun one, but still an experiment. The teams are still trying to figure out players and tactics with the WC qualifiers as main objective. That explains the lack of Neymar or Suarez, or Messi not playing the first match.
Y VOS CUANTAS COPAS TENESSSS? (y nada de copas robadas ayy)
>zero copas in 98 years
not surprising coming from a country full of indian manlets with neck tattoos
Anons... is true this?
WInner of mickey mouse cup is the new champ of america? Wtf conmemebol, the phantom of grondona still alive?
At least we have a place in confederations cup ..
>>68874169
They want the champion to play with the champion of the euro to give this meme cup some relevance, that's all. The indian in charge of the US fútbol and the president of the concacaf are trying to cuck conmebol, that's all.
>>68874110
>y nada de copas robadas ayy
si eso Peñarol queda debiendo copas
>>68874213
But if chile loose, gonna be the shortest reign in all the meme history of futbol.
>>68874129
CHI
>>68847011
they were never a joke. Chile was always Colombia tier
>>68871683
We have wine, plenty of good wine.
>>68874291
Argentina was the Copa America champion for 8 months in 1959
>>68874577
>implying Colombia tier isn't a joke
Im glad we are having a party on Sunday to celebrate Messi birthday and the second Copa America.
For the Glory of Chile!
>>68847011
I wonder how they got decent in the last 10 years
>>68849706
EEHHH PU7-0
>>68874079
>Barça made Br choose between Olimpic Games (in Br no less) or the Copa since giving out Neymar for both is a nono.
>Suarez was injured
>Messi had to attend a trial and didn't even train with the rest.
Anon don't buy /sp/ delusions, this was a serious competition from the very beggining and Dunga and Ramon Diaz lost their jobs for underperfoming, and almost Pizzi too.
>>68863581
>7-1
>>68869888
This is what all of south america is doing m8, and is actually working.
>>68871683
Top tier wine and fruits.
>>68875883
>>68879096
Typical banana republic
>>68849854
repercusiones del 7 a 0
https://youtu.be/qNRbD5vQFfE
>>68880043
>ni brasil pierde 7 a 0
kek
>>68849515
>1.get a good gen of players
fug
>>68880043
I fucking hate the 90s cunt players. They also choked every world cup, they are the ones that originally lost to the US and led to an age of domination, and also never managed to win a Copa America.
This generation won the u-17 world cup and the Olympics.
>>68880478
BRA71L
>>68878712
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chile_national_football_team_managers
>Half of Chile's managers weren't chileans
>>68875965
To the world they may be, but in south america, the absolute joke tier teams are Venezuela and Bolivia. They always were
Bolivia (away from home) < Venezuela < Ecuador ≤ Perú < Paraguay = Chile < Colombia < Uruguay < Argentina < Brazil
Como podria traducir "te voy a mandar a chingar a tu madre" a ingles?
>>68880043
Based Dr. Garcia
>>68878712
tbf the only ones who actually left a mark on that period where Bielsa and Sampaoli. Acosta had a decent run ten years prior, but his return was mediocre.
>>68883414
Summarized, CHile never existed, won a "possibly refbolled americancup" ... went incredibly bonkers with that, uruguay spanked a 3-0 out of them... mexicants revivded their hopes opening their vaginas.
well.. whatever.. chile plays good, argentina is world class.. interesting match.
>>68883479
id go with "go fuck yourself"
but straight translation would be like "ill make you fuck your mother"
>>68885302
or
“Go and fuck your mother“
>>68849287
can't forget Pedro García
Also, can't stand that Pelao Acosta lucky lil shit
