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Please post cute autistic Messi
>>68832371
Holy shit this is the greatest thing ever.
No wonder he acts so fucking weird if this is how people act towards him.
![9S6jdyX[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7eRj6Gp.gif "9S6jdyX[1].gif")
>>68832880
I fucking love this. Thank you Croatia without a crest on its flag.
I love Angry Messi desu
>>68832262
>>68832262
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>>68832262
>>68832880
What did he mean by this?
>>68832880
>This kills the Messi
>>68832880
>see the dude falling
>do the same for no reason
Mimic autism.
>>68832262
what is the context of this gif? is he trolling someone?
>>68832880
Try that move sometime, it's amazingly relaxing if you've been exercising
The roll gives you a rush of blood to the head and then you're suddenly flat on your back and you feel like passing out for a moment, then you just lie there all peaceful like.
Almost like you just ejaculated or something
>>68834363
holy shit,look at that smug motherfucker
>>68832880
rolling
>>68832880
>thinken of fast
Messi looks like the guy you would love to be friends with
obligatory
>>68832371
>That last one
>>68837215
damn..
JUST MESSI MY SHIT UP F4M
more messi
>>68837290
That's from True Detective, chile-bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP135JN0dN8
so naive so young
>>68832541
exactly
24/7
same shit happens to Ronaldo too:
http://news.nationalpost.com/sports/soccer/cristiano-ronaldos-letter-to-florida-attorneys-office-leads-to-dropped-charges-for-canadian-fan
why is he both so manly, great as a footballer and goofy?
>>68834498
wtf?
he's an artist?! that actually makes so much sense
>>68837042
All those watches wtf?
fitbit shit for the team?
>>68840813
I don't know for sure but seeing the file name I bet it's just a guy doing a matte painting for Star Wars.
>>68840769
apparently he was a cocky cunt as child and after yers of discrimination in spain he became the litle goof it's today
/r/ting this pic but unshopped
>>68840769
cuz he doesn't have to pretend to be someone he isn't
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CNO1rcl.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>68840906
lmao
i want to hug messi now
>>68840884
>>68840738
wonder if he ever got that shirt.
>>68840738
Lmao
>reading article
>fans name is Ronaldo
>"lol I wonder what the lawyers name is"
>Ronald.... fucking Ronald!
>>68840869
It's the guy who made the backgrounds in the original star war movies
That photo and the whole Messi thing became a meme in spic websites like a year ago
>>68841085
I can actually believe that Messi would paint some calm shit in his free time.
It's a big step up from Maradona hobbies that's for sure.
![1vcu26zr.vichan[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iapJ9vi.jpg "1vcu26zr.vichan[2].jpg")
>>68841085
Also
>tfw you'll never have cool friends who work with animatronics, matte paintings, models and CGI so you could direct your own SF adventure
Just kill me pls
>>68841140
>as if you wouldn't want to be doing rails the size of your arm and banging models 3 at a time.
Do you even 80s?
>>68841140
do you thinnk he grown up the whole playstation thingy?
>>68841241
I'd rather use some recreational drugs from time to time, not everyday and make passionate love to one woman I care about.
Also, keep my shape so when I'm 50 I'm not obese motherfucker with brain damage on a verge of hearth attack.
>>68841251
He grown up all of it.
>Ywn feed Messi typical Dutch candies to nibble on before a big match
![tumblr_nwjredblBS1rjssvvo1_400[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7anoWui.gif "tumblr_nwjredblBS1rjssvvo1_400[2].gif")
>>68841392
>you can actually see autism in his eyes
Cristiano Ronaldo is Batman, Messi is Superman
>>68832262
I don't know if it's just me, but to me Messi looks like Crash Bandicoot.
>>68841560
i dont know why but my brain is trying to convince me that you are right
>>68841607
Haha. Congrats on making it to the finals again.
>>68841641
Back to readit plz haha
>>68835125
Apparently his team needed to score in the last minutes so when the other guy dive to make time, he feels so frustrated that he just drops, but he's so autistic that he had to do a roll.
>>68841724
Never been. Just congratulating my fellow sudacabro
Requesting messi going full alpha roid rage and choking the black guy
>>68841607
the hunchback pose and body proportions
>>68832880
>me hago bolita
> you will neve make messi kek
>>68842255
>>68841085
>Arginigger calling others spic
Kek
>>68842321
m8 do you even understand what that word means?
>>68836917
Wtf no way
>>68835232
>mfw sitting at the reject's table
I would have the same reaction sitting next to Alba and Pinto desu
>>68842421
Pinto has always been Messi best friend at Barcelona
>>68841392
>We didn't get to really know Lionel Messi.
>Spekkie
Fucking hell. I guess even autists get lucky once in a while if they can play well.
>>68842531
>why do they have to speak Catalan all the time?
>I wish Aguero was here
>>68842135
BASED
>>68833015
its a pineapple, get it right newfig
>>68840412
That sound too similar to The Conspiracy against the human race.
>>68834363
Damn he got crazy foot game.
>>68837215
I want to take acid with Messi
>>68836716
this is fucking gold
>>68836917
cech cosplay
>>68837189
He looks more like that guy in your friends group who only talks when spoken to.
>>68837215
really makes you think
>>68842549
Pinto was Messi's best friend at Barca before they let his contract expire.
>>68842135
>Messi viaja en pija
kekd audibly
>>68842135
i understood everything except the last 2 words what do they mean
>>68842787
That's actually pretty cute, I bet Pinto patted him on his head and caressed it from time to time because of their height and age difference :3
He seems so happy
>>68842927
he's really cute :3
>>68842686
the guy that made the first season of true detective was a big ligotti/lovecraft fan
>>68842927
Imagine how soft he must be to the touch, how squishy he is, you can tell just by looking at a picture.
>>68843078
Wait till he hits puberty
>>68842754
>He looks more like that guy in your friends group who only talks when spoken to.
literally me
when do you talk? I never got this. I only talk out of turn if they are close friends. If they're a new group of friends, I find it impossible to get a word in sometimes
>>68842927
>tfw you won't join Messi at Disney World after Argentina wins the Copa
>>68842806
Last one means dick.
>Flying hotel: find about the world's biggest aircraft in which Messi travels dick out.
>>68842806
pijama
pija=dick
>>68842796
guuuurl
>>68841392
>'i don't really like movies'
>'books even less'
yeah messi I'm autistic too
>>68841392
jesus christ
please tell me there is one with sound, i want to hear him say spekkie
>>68844290
you're welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzdTVYzX88o
>>68844290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzdTVYzX88o
>I'm not really good with talking about myself
>I don't like it
>>68844315
>>68844336
>apeggi
>>68834865
>>68840495
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYU-SeVofHs
>>68832880
>forward rolling around the house
>fridge full on sprite
>hiding random objects to retain possession because that is La Masia way
I kek everytime
>>68834363
explaining-tactics-to-fraudiola.jpg
>no one posted this yet
kys
>>68844743
This was actually a really clever and witty reaction to the rumours of him buying a €32m Ferrarri.
>>68842806
Pijama
Pija = dick
Imagine something like "Look at this photo of Messi holding his cocktail" that end up shortened to "holding his cock... "
>>68842531
>My feet hurt
>>68842321
Dumb chicano
>>68842927
>dat monster cock
>>68835431
it's pretty hard git up tho
not that you want to either
Does anyone know if he's diagnosed?
>>68840580
>back when Tevez and Messi weren't enemies
dark side of Messi
>>68832371
>>68837217
Imagine being so successful that women are literally falling out of the sky to try to hook up with you.
>>68847275
>Castan went from shooting his friend to playing in Europe and calming Messi down
nice
>>68847275
what happened here?
>>68847275
what a little bitch
>>68847446
yeah letting a manlet intimidate him like that
did someone still got his autism-puke compilation?
![louis_theroux[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yfj0X56.jpg "louis_theroux[1].jpg")
>Louis: Hello Lionel
>Messi stares blankly
>Louis: It's me, Louis.
>Messi stares at his feet
>Louis: From the BBC?
>Messi: Ah Hallo Lewee
>Louis: Is it alright if I come in?
>"Messi suddenly hides behind his wife Antonella, I can see already this is a strange environment"
>Antonella: Sorry, he gets shy around strangers, come in, come in
>"As I walk through his large home I notice many Lego's strewn around the room and boxes of pizza"
>Louis: (concerned) Where does all this come from?
>Antonella: It's all for Lionel, he plays with Lego and never tidies it up
>Louis: Can I play Lego with you Lionel?
>Messi: (Scowls) NO LOWEE MY LEGO
>Louis: That's okay, I'll just play with a few pieces
>Messi starts crying
>Louis: Why are you upset?
>Messi: (weeping) My legoos
>Louis: Okay, how about we just sit down and watch some tv
>Messi: YAS LOWEE
>Messi runs to the sofa and beams at Louis
>Louis: So what do you watch on television?
>Messi: (Loudly) Cartooooooooons
>Louis: (To Antonella) And this is his normal routine?
>Antonella: Of course, else he gets upset and tries to choke me? (Messi begins to throw a tantrum)
>Antonella rushes out of the room and comes back with pizza and a can of sprite
>Antonella: I forgot his food and drink for his cartoon time (Hands them to Messi)
>Messi snatches the food and drink and watches his cartoons
>Louis: Do you want to answer any questions Lionel?
>Messi barks loudly at Louis
>Louis is confused and has a conversation with Antonella away from Messi in the kitchen
>Louis: Is it always like this for you?
>Antonella (Begins to sob): I try so hard, it's just so difficult (Messi can be heard clapping and shouting in the background)
>Antonella: I'm sorry you have to leave (Antonella opens a cupboard and takes out several pots of steroids)
>Louis leaves
>Messi: BYE LOWEE
>"As I begin to depart I'm left wondering what I had just seen and the toll some people take on others"
>>68847662
>>68847304
>>68847275
messi's version of REEEEEEE
Even when he trips it's cute
Messi is so cute :3c
I really liked TES until Skyrim but this hack ruined Fallout too
>>68848220
Holy shit it's like his ankle is made out of jelly.
>>68848335
Hmmm
>>68832262
>>68841392
I now realize why I love messi so much. It's the autist who made it to the top.
>>68848220
Not only the ankle but hitting his head as well it looks painful as fukk
>>68848220
He broke the ankle then the bones came back to the right place. What kind of mutant he is?
>>68842135
10/10
>>68847210
wait what happened?
>>68834865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE&t=41
>>68840580
>lo globetroter? queseso ?
we were so happy back then
>>68849268
tevez is a huge gaping cunt and is jealous of messi
>act like cunt
>waaahh why dont people like me bawwwww
>>68847662
Underrated
>>68849492
something like that, he didn't care about playing for Messi like the rest, he just wanted to play the best he could and go forward, I'm willing to say that at the time he had a point, Messi still wasn't ready to carry Argentina like he does know
>>68849738
now*
>>68848450
> not tard-wrangler.webm
>>68849714
how about shit?
>>68841392
Yikes, were it not for footy he'd be just another argie shitposting in broken english all over 4chan, just like every other sperglord here.
>>68847662
>>68844336
He's a lot like my autistic nephew.
>>68849738
It really is a tremendous amount of pressure to put on one guy. Sometimes I wish he would have played for Spain.
>>68847344
Ref ended the play, Messi kept going, Mapou told him some shit, probably about not stopping the play after the whistle, Messi got mad.
Pretty sure Mapou said something out of the ordinary that got messi upset as fuck since he ussually just keeps going and hummiliates back with football skill
>>68832880
>>68842226
Underrated post.
>>68836917
why is he wearing the hat?
>>68847662
>Antonella (Begins to sob): I try so hard, it's just so difficult
>(Messi can be heard clapping and shouting in the background)
holy shit my sides
>>68847662
>no "HIIII WOOOWEEE"
Literally had one job
> ey anon i'm boring, wanna go outside?
>>68832880
if ronaldo did this you people would call him an arrogant faggot. Fuggin hypocrites
>>68848417
fucking kek
>>68840738
Pretty cool article. I read about all the cool shit he has done like that on his wiki page guy is literally a saint. He gets my respect all these neckbeards that post that spam the TSU memes all day have obviously never played a competitive sport (LoL doesn't count) and wouldn't know what it's like to see your years of hard work pay off.
>>68848335
OK then
>>68858690
lol
>>68860881
> tfw you will never surpass your idol
>>68860881
he looks so star struck...rare sight tbqh
