All euros post yfw waking up to Mexico 7-0 and USA 4-0
>>68794240
eu passport carrier here
enjoyable desu. gives me something fun to read while i'm eating my porridge.
jajajaja el justo
> porridge
good lad
>>68794240
Enjoy being raped by Spain, friend!
>>68794496
Enjoy being raped by Abdul, friend!
>sadfred face
>>68794496
>>68794507
meant to quote, still a bit sleepy
>>68794507
>>68794525
Your cunt didn't even qualify for your federation's equivalent. Not sure whom you're laughing at, Jaan van ip joek deFriegerstaadstedtdenbeerk
>all these Muslim countries waking up now
>>68794240
>eating paki dick
>not thanking america for leftover freedoms
soccer is a game reserved for retards and 12 year old girls
>>68794512
this
Shouldn't you guys be praying towards Mecca or raping children or something
>>68794545
For someone that doesn't care you are well informed
cleetus billybob
>>68794240
I mean, I know they like their high scoring sports over there but damn.
>>68794512
>>68794567
>>68794586
>>68794595
embarrassing
>>68794240
Good morning Europe.
>>68794591
>This website
>>68794606
Bantz
>>68794609
Eh at least we didn't lose to a shitty has-been of a country like Chile. Mexico will take that loss forever, nobody with any real brain cells gave the USA a chance tonight. However I'm super happy Spain got BTFO by Croatia earlier.
I don't know why any europoor other than germany is laughing, they're the only good team in eurocuckland.
>be Yuropoor
>wake up, shoo away the rats and cockroaches which have been nibbling on your flesh during the night
>immediately begin to shitpost on /sp/ instead of praising Allah
>he forgot it was Ramadan
>his neighbors report him to one of the many Sharia patrols roaming the streets
>10 lashings
>4-0
Hahahahaha, inb4 yanks say they never cared.
>>68794604
>Not qualifying over teams like Russia, Ukraine, and Iceland
>>68794650
We don't care about you.
>>68794650
Pretty sure Argentina would whoop England's ass as well.
>>68794652
blame my retarded FA, a bunch of injuries and the worst luck
>>68794667
It's really too bad, I would have rooted for you guys over anyone but Iceland
>>68794640
aside from Argentina there is literally no relevant football team from outside of europe
You guys had better stop bullying us, before we report you to the EU Internet Police and you're sent off to "Reeducation Camp"
>it's an American ""bantz"" episode
I can't remember the last time I read a good burn made by a burgerstanian
Please yuro friends, don't bully murrika, they tried very hard, there's no need to embarass them further.
>>68794677
rude
>inb4 we were only pretending
>>68794677
We'll be relevent by the next world cup
>>68794677
Columbia and Chile are pretty damn good, I would favor those two and Argentina over pretty much any euro country at the moment
>>68794677
How's China been doing lately?
so the euro cup must be really fucking boring, at least usa did a good job with copa america
>>68794677
Well, aside from you there is no relevant yuropoor team.
So, wanna make our own WC? We can host it on uruguay, they won't mind.
>>68794689
We deserve it, it's legitimately the worst I've seen us play. We looked like children.
> a game for faggots
> we sent real men
how many dicks is messi sucking right now?
>>68794701
lol, why?
>>68794710
Thanks, texas
>>68794691
>7-1
>>68794636
Well you lost to a shitty has-been country called Vietnam and you'll take that loss forever.
>>68794687
Mamma mia I eats-a la pizza bippity boppity boo! Spaghetti spaghetti I'm drowning in debtti!
>>68794674
thanks family, i have some faith for qualifying for next world cup. It's not going to be easy though
>>68794636
I'm now hoping we lose to colombia so we get a chance to btfo your sorry ass NT. Mexico at least tried for a while. Your NT didn't. Pic related
>>68794727
Stop it, anon. You're making us look bad.
>>68794724
>lost
No Paco we didn't lose
>>68794721
Because England, France, Italy, and Spain are all god awful and the rest of Europe still gets beaten by them. I would probably only favor Germany over any of those countries, maybe Italy if Messi or someone gets Rekt though
>>68794713
seems good to me, we could play 11 games and one rule should be, to make things interesting, that there is always another player in goal
>>68794742
But they're not god awful at all. And Spain and France are better than Italy.
>>68794724
And >YOU lost to Croatia yesterday, sort of like how >YOU lost against the Umayyad Caliphate and got Moor'd. But hey, nobody's perfect! :^)
>>68794687
My grandad fucked your grandma after his tank rolled through Italy.
>she gave it up for a candy bar
>>68794728
You can do it, I am Second generation Dutch on my fathers side so I have a reason to root for you. Just don't let Turkey beat you next time.
>>68794742
>this flag
>this topic
Literally watch some Euro games, you're embarrassing
>>68794240
Fuck you
>>68794742
>Because England, France, Italy, and Spain are all god awful
You may post in this thread ONLY if your national team has won a world cup within the last 10 years.
Not so fast, amerilards
>>68794753
Why not every time someone scores we rotate GKs?
>>68794760
>>68794766
That's the most buttmad """""banter""""" I've ever read, get out of my spee
Just woke up.
0-4 isnt bad consider Argentina made the WC finals.
Our team is barely ro32 material.
>>68794786
Fuck off italy, you scumbags. Zidane should've won in 2006.
>four nill
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Burgers BTFO thier own tournament
>>68794793
brilliant 2bh
>>68794730
Take a chill pill pepper pal, even without Vidal I think you guys are going on to the final. The rematch will happen and it will be for the benefit of the tournament.
>>68794800
Did your national team make it out of the group stages?
>>68794794
Frenchman is salty cause no history beyond snails.
>>68794822
Yes, I'm not irish
>>68794730
Chill out amigo
>>68794828
that makes two of us
>>68794828
so... does that mean
pure european criminal blood here
>mfw
>>68794868
You got out of there just in time, mate
>Concacrap
>>68794879
You are honestly such anfaggotnigfer
>US4
Fucking kek
>>68794898
Don't listen to any of them Cleetus, we still have each other
>>68794898
>this mega salt
who even expected us to win? There's nothing to bantz about other than us ONLY losing by 4
We are committed to putting an end to low scoring football. We sacrificed ourselves for the good of the sport. Your euro faggots should learn a thing or two or four from our example and follow suit.
I predicted the USA to lose 3-1. I'm a little more concerned with the fact that they didn't have a single fucking shot on goal...
Burgers fucking raging ITT
Mexifats took their 7up better desu
>>68794982
We're doing it for affect
It's more entertaining for everyone if we act bootyblasted
>>68795008
Quit being such a cuck
>>68795025
Speaking of anfaggotnigfers
>>68794706
Somewhat good in club football, they are investing big and are getting results (well, mostly Guanshou evergrande).
Ntional team is awful, way behind Australia and Japan as it is.
>>68795040
Wtf are you even saying, moron?
>amerifats
>>68795067
We know you're one of us, private.
>>68795053
I don't think cuckposters are legally allowed to call people morons.
>>68795067
>gaijin
>making fun of anyone
have you seen the form we've been on, struggling before even the final stage of world cup qualifying
It's shocking that we made the semis. But man, that performance against argentina was still embarrassing. Literally could not control the ball, they looked like fucking headless chickens out there. fucking bradley and wondolowski looked like they forgot how their legs functioned.
>>68795067
I'm stationed in Asia too!
>>68794720
Google his wife
>>68795122
My dick is stationed in your mum's ass.
>>68794740
What? The objectives were not achieved. That's not losing? Blowing up gooks was not the objective
hi where are the webms
>>68795161
Y-You too
>>68794240
USA getting roasted was to be expected.
>>68794240
>100+ replies
>no webms of goals
>>68795193
Messi's free kick was nice tho.
Can't stand americans hyping up Dempsey and fucking hate mexicans, whereas Chile and Argentina are super based.
>>68795819
>still mad over 3-1
>>68795819
Nah, I hated you way before that
>>68794606
Good post
>>68796065
Meant for >>68796042 of course
>>68794586
>60% white
>>68794786
>lumping England together with the good countries that have all won the wc in the last 20 years.
Nice try nigel. Take the proxy off. You're not in they're league. That's right, nt even Italy.
>>68794636
>at least we didn't lose to a shitty has-been of a country like Chile
They're currently one of the top teams in the world and they're the reigning champions of the Copa America
>nobody with any real brain cells gave the USA a chance tonight
So that's why there were hours of yanks posting "I BELIEVE" last night right?
>>68794240
At least the USA can run back to their own domestic sports. What the fuck does Mexico have left? Lucha libre?
>>68794809
Vidal not playing?? Don't tell me it's that stupid accumulated yellow card horseshit.
>two yellow cards in course of one game
>miss next match
>two yellow cards over course of two games
>also miss next match
Who thinks of this dumb shit
just so I understand
>Mexico tried for most of the match against Chile, until they realized how shit the defense was and then parked the bus after... 4-0?
and
>USA parked the bus since the start and never got close to Argentina's GK
>>68794647
The funniest thing is you tried really hard at this and if you read it back it still sounds retarded
>yfw the entire EU falls apart.
I cant wait for the UK to leave already , then followed by France and Holland as a Domino effect. So many god damn muslims living there now with Sharia Law in their blood has ruined that region. Soon they become thw majority and take your democary for a ride.
Enjoy your WW3 , ill be here enjoying real sports. Dont ask us for fuckin help either we will sell you weapons and thats it. WW3 will be very profitable for us.
Pretty much owned every euro in this thread but youll greentext NBA like it isnt an elite league and an elite sport
>>68796101
>being so cucked that you leap to America's defence
Mate
>>68796115
No use trying to understand yanks mate, you will only get dumber
>>68796138
>this is how butthurt yanks get over a single football game
Mate
>>68795067
What part of America are you from m8?
I appreciate you for keeping japan cucked
>>68794240
just watched the 5min game summary
was very onesided as expected t b h
>0 shots on goal from USA
t-thanks Omar
>>68796208
We had 4 starters suspended, Abdullah.
Dont rape anyone today ok?
>>68796065
The hate started in 2002 when we beat your sorry asses
>>68794240
>>68796171
I had to remind you why we are so much better than you euros. At life
>>68796319
You're not. I didn't even read your autistic rant by the way. I already know how baselessly arrogant yanks are.
>I BELIEVE
>get thrashed 4-0
You cannot make this up
>>68796138
>this post
I'm not going to pretending that I give a shit about Mexico's or USA's NTs just to shitpost on a couple of burgers.jpg
>>68796404
*pretend
>>68796351
You do realize every country goes in believing they can win right? Don't know how many "ITS COMING HOME" posts I saw before the euro's started, so don't act like the USA fans are the only delusional faggots on this board.
>>68796351
London has Fallen was a great movie. This is even better
>>68796138
>Dont ask us for fuckin help either we will sell you weapons and thats it
>FURIOUS obese neckbeard believes he controls US foreign policy
>>68796384
Why , because i gave your entire union a counter attack?
>>68796351
You should read it, it's pretty good
He went straight for the "overrun by muslims" thing
>>68794240
CONCACRAP is a joke? Who would've thought?
>>68796464
Die for your queen and future king.
They will be replaced by ISIS on that Throne
>>68796474
See this is the problem with you americans
I can never tell if you're baiting or if you're just that stupid
>0 (zero) shots on goal
ayyyy
>>68796504
They're stupid
I know it's hard to believe but really, they are they stupid
Whem the spics and yanks still think they can trash talk superior EU teams
>>68796579
Superior like who?
>>68796464
i control my dick in your ass
>>68796588
Like us
>>68796605
>The last time Englel won something relevant was 50 years ago
>not even Uruguay had to wait so long
>>68794595
>>68794586
>>68794567
>>68794512
>60% white
I can confirm I am crushed by my team losing in a sport that nobody here cares about. Truly the end of my happiness.
>>68796144
Gotta get those Big Strong Americans to notice us somehow, right?
Holy shit, I just saw Messi's Fk.
Hope it encourages Ronaldo to not embarrass himself today and let someone else take them
>mfw the American commentator unironically said Messi didn't hit the ball correctly when he made the assist to Lavezzi.
Does someone have the fucking goals or what?
>>68796114
Pretty much, yes
>USA gets BTFO
>start talking about wars and politics
Makes me laugh every single time
This thread is probably more embarrassing than the loss
yfw chicanos lost 11-0
>>68794968
>We are committed to putting an end to low scoring football
Amateur
I didn't expect the USA to beat Argentina since they're a vastly better team, but at least they didn't roll over and die like Mexico did against Chile.
>>68794240
I'm ok with it. We were outclassed at every position on the field, and Messi scored an unstoppable goal. 4-0 isn't that bad all things considered.
>>68794240
>>68794512
Wales here
Not so fast, ameritard
>>68794727
Nice 37 IQ you got there
>>68794727
holy shit
