6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (Grasso vs Esquibel)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
Previous thread: >>/68775864
News:
>Dana isn't ruling out Hendo-Bisping
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/dan-henderson-title-shot-vs-new-champ-michael-bisping-ufc-boss-dana-white-wouldnt-rule-it-out
>Joanna Calderwood will get new contract
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-joanne-calderwood-will-get-taken-care-of-with-new-contract-and-pay
>GSP wants Bisping
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/21/11987036/georges-st-pierre-wants-michael-bisping-title-fight-as-first-choice
>NSAC approves early weighins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-200-nevada-commission-approves-early-weigh-ins-upcoming-events-062112
>Cain dealing with flared up back injury, good to go for UFC 200 still
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/cain-velasquez-battling-niggering-back-injury-still-good-for-UFC-200
>UFC 200 Extended Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU2_j-tdw
>Brock interview on Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJFzYGCPM09
>Mendes statement on USADA violation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhwdellort777mhg
woops
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>mfw conor heems nate at ufc 202
>>68793578
>Your Boy
>Not getting sent to the Shadow Realm
Topkekels Lad
>>68793578
if he gets beaten again by diaz he'll have very little draw-power left.
>>68793060
THANK YOU OP
threadly heeminder
let me bang bro
>THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>68793797
I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT
>>68793060
>niggering
So.... OP... you do know youre a pathetic worthless loser that will never amount to anything right?
I'd love to hurt your mom. he deserves it for making you. I'd like to take a baseball bat to her mouth. That wold be fun!
Really glad I'm not a nolife bitch like sperg OP.
Remember that time a Canadian wanted us to believe he could afford tickets to a UFC event?
Sperg OP is a DC fan huh? I bet he's also a Cruz fan.
I doxxed OP and found this pic of him
>>68794041
>>68794002
>>68793975
>>68793959
>literally getting mad at threads
Oh my kek, top lel!!!!
>>68793732
based Ceska
How much do OPs on /sp/ get paid?
>>68793060
I like hunt. seems like a dude you could sit down and have a beer with while talking about MMA
He should do fight companions. I mean he's a former K-1 world champ, i'm sure he's technical with his breakdown.
>>68794143
Too bad his mumbling makes him impossible to understand
>>68793060
Good OP, I normally just skim the OP and only go through the thread if there's good news so this helps me save time.
>>68794185
yup
he'd be better showing it with a well spoken co-host
imagine hunt on FS1
>>68793060
Great OP, OP, fantastic links
has there ever been someone who documented their reign of terror in real time like Charlie Zellenoff? who can possibly stop this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0eFFRslk4
the other guy was disqualified by the way for attacking during a timeout, another win for the champ
>>68794428
What did you mean by this?
Anybody think Hunt is gonna drop Brock?
>>68794365
Heem 1 headliner
is Spicy Banger list guy still around? I got some fights to suggest
>>68794474
of courshe
Uppercut followed by skin drag
>listening to Dana talk about Ariel Helwani
>"it is what is is"
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ OP POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10551008
>>68781205
>Ronda shouldn't have tried to stand with Holly: the post
>>68786214
>on free TV
:^)
>>68788997
are you the "post your favourite black fighter" guy?
>>68793060
nice thread, thanks
Who do you think Donald Trump's favorite fighter is?
>>68793060
why are you linking fake videos
not cool bro
>>68794581
That was a cheeky comment by Dana though
>>68794596
Chris Weidman, 100%
>>68794596
Fedor
>>68793060
>it's a trole OP OP
>>68794596
The Chris
weidman
>>68794596
Hulk Hogan
I forgot how terrible Brock was. Seriously if you're a WWE fuck boy or you like Brock you should be ashamed and you definitely need to heem yourself. Please. Mark is going to destroy him.
>>68794891
This.
I also came to this realisation when I watched the Couture fight last week.
chris
chris
weidman
>>68794891
Only worry is Hunto being a complete lazy cunt and hardly training because he thinks lesnar is nothing, like he did with Melvin Manhoef.
Goodnight /heem/
I miss JDS bros.The real JDS. I don't even think he was USADA'd...that bad. Faggot Cain had to fuck up his confidence.
>>68793060
Broken links and nonexistent videos
good job
>>68795116
Cain didn't fuck up his confidence, he scrambled his eggs.
>>68795116
I will never get tired of seeing Frank Mir get his shit destroyed
He is a terrible human being, I wish they'd have let Carwin turn his brains into mush
>>68795259
>He is a terrible human being
Why?
>>68794891
literally a 300 pound steroid gorilla struggling against a LHW who's nearing 50, lol
>>68793578
>tfw odds are in favor of McTappy
Lel. Free money alert
I love it, I love it
I'm gonna go home
why does anybody watch this "sport"
Post yfw Bork gets top mount position on Hunt
>>68795635
>mfw King Bisping punches GSP's head off and sends him tumbling back to fucking shitty France
you now remember benson henderson
>>68795940
who
should i bet on nate again? or is conor so obsessed he'll return with a vengeance ala GSP
DUDE
>>68796027
Conor is shook. You can't unshook someone. In their fight he forgot all be knew and just started throwing 1-2's like Diaz. No in the pocket spinning back kicks, no long range uppercuts, and no side kicks
>>68796064
very convenient how aliens often look somewhat like octopuses in hollywood movies
>>68796027
I do think Conor is obsessed, but I think Nate might just be a bad matchup for him.
Diaz is probably the safer bet, and I doubt odds for Conor are that good
>>68796084
wasn't he in the process of throwing an uppercut when Nate tagged him which led to the takedown attempt?
Has MMA been all downhill since Pride folded?
Botter is reporting that the sale is complete
http://www.flocombat.com/article/42845-sources-ufc-sale-completed-to-william-morris-endeavor-led-group
>>68796064
Octopuses are geniuses man, they have intellect
That world cup octopus was no bullshit, he really knew about sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVSQSSxEONE
10:30. Dana White must be mad after that.
>>68796111
He looked like he was just slow to recover from a 1-2 since he tired himself out by spamming right hands and hoping something happened
>>68796137
kek
>>68796135
>Ari Emanuel is part of the group thats is taking over
Ari Gold was based on him
>>68796064
>Octopuses (not octopi)
U wot
>>68796136
My accountant is an octopus.
>>68796126
yes
I fucking love tigers
Reminder you have less than three weeks to prepare for the goat UFC week.
I hope you already started to hit the gym, made a list of snacks to buy, analyzing previous fights and chose your different fightfan outfits for the week.
This is no joke, it's as real as it gets !
>>68796137
lel nate is so based
>>68796322
>tfw cant watch it live because jewy BT has it exclusive in englel
>>68796389
how do you watch all other events?
What pop stars has your boy fucked?
>>68796433
download the torrent the next day and avoid /heem/ until ive seen it
>>68794596
Dan Henderson
>>68796494
that must not being exciting at all
>>68796528
it kills some of the hype for sure but its better than not sleeping and being sleep deprived for a couple of days in the long run
>>68796528
>>68796589
or at least; thats what I tell myself
>>68796603
A week after the event you will be back on a normal sleep schedule either way. youre skipping them because you're a pussy. Take a nap, bro.
>>68796528
yeah it isnt plus i cant watch with /heem/ but ufc 200 threads will be going too fast to enjoy anyway
>>68796589
for me it only messes up my sunday, I go to bed at around 7 and wake up at lunchtime.
>>68796475
i wonder if dee felt insecure or jealous
>>68795116
JDS just looked great?
>>68796625
Heemspeak will be nuts lad
>>68796650
>>68796625
it's a problem for me as i always pass out for 9 hours solid when i sleep. if my schedule is nice and i can wake up at 4-5am to catch the main events it feels pretty great but staying up (i always end up doing this) fucks me over major. still not recovered from rory vs wonderpedo. i woke up at midnight so i might be able to make it through the day today
>This almost happened
>>68796714
it did happen, you just posted a photo of it
>>68796714
>>68796738
dont you guys find it weird that you automaticly lose if a guy snaps your arm
I mean you are still able to fight unless you give up due to the pain
>>68796027
judging on the way 2016 is gone, there are no easy fights to call. i think conor wins on memes alone
>>68796800
they would never allow it to be shown on tv, would get too many complaints of it being barbaric
>>68796475
Based Conrad. Still my boy.
Would you let your little brother join wonderboy's karate class?
>>68796475
do you think they fucked lads?
>>68796800
if the ref doesn't step in your arm would get ripped off. good luck fighting through that
>>68796887
nate and justin definitely
conor swerved rihanna, she started crying when she went on stage
>>68796847
No that would be doing something nice for him, fuck him
>>68796847
where did this wonderboy is a pedo meme come from?
>>68796953
some dude just forced it forever
>>68796953
he drives around kids and gives them karate lessons
sounds like a pedo to me
>>68796971
god those people are pathetic
>>68796953
Some autists project their own insecurity being around children
>>68796475
Doesn't Aldo walk out to a Rihanna song? lmao
>17 days until the mark hunt meme is dead
>>68796800
Souza won some BJJ match after getting his arm broken. He was ahead on points and just ran around for 5 minutes or so defending all takedowns.
Tfw i cant see ufc 200 because i have to go army one week before event. Wish me luck heembros.
>>68797044
rory once walked out to rihanna and calvin harris lel
>>68797082
Aldo walked out to Rhianna when he lost to McGregor.
>>68797082
And Rory walked out to Korn this time, that kid's fucking music taste is something else
>>68796953
He's a christfag.
>>68797082
>>68797123
dont you guys know the story behind his walkout songs? He told it on JRE
>>68797123
he had his walkout music picked for him a few fights because the guy in charge was texting the wrong guy and the guy he was texting knew who rory was so he picked random songs lol. He talks about it on a jre podcast, would recommend
What happened before this pic?
>>68797190
some wmma fighter asked if she could get a raise
>>68797190
he punched a fan
>Rogan could beat a real fighter
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466591647370.webm
>>68797358
kek
KEK
when will he learn.
>>68797358
hes a LHW at 5'8 and hes lean so his cardio will be exhausted by his muscles
>>68797433
>rogan is 5'8
biggest lie ever, hes around 5'6
>>68797433
if rogans 5'8 shane carwin is 6'5 and conor mcgregor is 5'10
>>68797507
Siri says he's 5'0" lol
>>68797507
>>68797535
exactly and having that muscle mass at his height, hes obv juiced to the gills
>>68797624
m8 he has always admitted that he has used and is using juice
he has been on trt for a decade
>>68797655
his willy must be the size of a pea by now.
poor guy
>he's wearing shoes with lifts
>she's barefoot
>>68797655
Why would someone who isn't competing or into bodybuilding do that to themselves?
>>68797682
>>68797734
Please research AASs before speaking please.
>>68797682
thats a myth you mong if anything it makes it bigger, its the balls that shrinks with steroid use
>>68797734
because hes insane. also the other 1000 drugs in his system at any time cloud his judgement
>>68797752
Kek. not that guy buy please find any proof that a drug will permanently increase your penis size. dont buy into the marketing meme lads
Is UFC 2 an acceptable heeming simulator?
>>68797734
>>68794596
FUCKING WHITE MALES
>>68793060
Thank you best OP.
>>68796702
As an alcoholic I am way too ruined to stay up for the events so I also have to watch them the next day. Fucking hate Sunday night cards because I have to use some of my annual holiday from work to watch the cards the next day
>>68795039
Hunto is doing 2 a days now and had "been keeping fit for July" prior to the announcement like Uncle Dana told him to
>>68794891
this fucking guy
>>68798018
you should stop drinking
>>68798051
I probably will when I'm dead. Damage has been done lad
>>68794891
i hope brock beats hunt and then all the fags who affectionately refer to him as "Hunto"
>>68794504
Here's the list. I'd rec Chan Sung Jung vs. Leonard Garcia.
>>68798064
weaksauce
>>68793234
I love watching CB lose
>>68798083
We need to update this with recent spicy bangers
Magny vs Lombard
Hendo vs Lombard
Bosse vs O'Connell
Cerrone vs Cote
All of ufc199
>>68795084
Goodnight honey
>>68798083
I have the list I just want to recomend some fights to add
Igor Pokrajac vs Jan Blachowicz
Roland Delorme vs Nick Denis
Louis Gaudinot vs John Lineker
John Dodson vs Tim Elliott
Adam Milstead vs Chris De La Rocha
Steve Bossé vs Sean O'Connell
>>68798142
>Cerrone vs Cote
that wasnt spicy
>>68797358
Can't wait for Cody McKenzie to fuck him up at /HEEM/ 1.
>MFW Conor shits the bed again.
>>68797965
Randa title shot when?
>>68798171
>Igor Pokrajac vs Jan Blachowicz
That was such a fun fucking fight.
>>68798218
>>68798221
fatso can't even make weight
>>68797965
>hairy fingers
>>68798243
rude
>>68798171
>>68798142
Updated
>>68798310
Cheers man
>>68798265
>an iraqi CVS pharmacy technician is ranked
>>68793060
venom page in ufc when
>>68798326
Not the spicy banger guy btw. Just used a picture to text program and added the new suggestions.
>>68793578
my boy is the potato king but nate:
1) has a longer reach
2) has better boxing
3) has a black belt in BJJ
how can mcgroobs compete?
>>68798310
>34. Korean Zombie vs Leonard Garcia
>53. Chan Sung Jung vs Leonard Garcia
Do you have brain damage from me heeming you too hard or is /r/mma leaking and making our spicy banger lists now?
>>68798365
As I said, I'm not the original guy. Will fix it m8.
was Fedor vs Maldonado worth watching lads?
>>68798243
FIXED
>>68798427
Angela Hill is so shit
>>68798516
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wmma
the tribe has spoken
>dos canjos
>literally fightpass
is Mackenzie Dern a meme fighter?
>>68798351
Oh really? How do you do that?
>>68798310
>>68798429
what was added?
>>68797358
yeah well it's jwp, of course he's gonna get owned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_j6HIHxWy0
>>68796475
Chris Brown can heem both of them
>>68798688
We'll find out soon.
>>68797141
>>68797148
but he finally got that fixed. He just really likes shitty nu metal
>>68797358
Why aren't they wearing protective gear on their craniums?
>>68798688
Spann and Drysdale look ashamed to be fighting for a meme organization.
>>68798427
Angela Hill is probably the only fighter I actively dislike
So /heem/, who you got?
>>68798783
they go light and headgear does nothing
Is "good enough for the UFC" still a thing?
>>68798783
Head gear only stops cuts. Nothing to do with trauma. This sparing is light enough not to warrant it.
>>68798362
> has better boxing
He does not. His chin has just been rock solid so far, but they all crack. He will go down off a weak shot this time and it will be anti-climactic. Will look like a dive.
>>68798841
wow looks like an all australian card
>>68793060
honestly dude, not too bad
>>68798841
Nguyen is literally free money
>>68798914
McGregor's boxing is pretty shit. Don't know what you're going on about.
>>68799043
he has bad boxing boxing but he has quite good mma boxing
>>68799043
All his victories involved mainly boxing.
>tfw trying to watch Fyodor A million and co vs Fabricio McDonalds and new fight pass is still shitty and buffery and skippy.
Asses
>>68799090
He hit people with his hands yes, but he's more a puncher than a boxer
Nate's use of timing, distance and counters against Johnson was very very slick
>>68799072
So... he has shit boxing.
>>68799072
>>68799090
Punching =/= Boxing
>>68799142
compared to actual boxers, yes
compared to mma fighters, no, and conor is an mma fighter, not a boxer
>>68799106
Diaz blocks punches wit his head. Conor landed plenty of shots on Nate Diaz that would put out someone with a weaker chin.
>>68798841
I wonder who will Nguyen?
>>68797639
How long before she announces that she's transitioning?
>>68799250
for how touted Nate's boxing is he really does have poor head movement
>>68798688
Yes.
She'll still be 115 champ pretty soon though.
>>68796064
>>68796196
I always get my pussies and my pies mixed up.
>>68799340
he rolls with punches pretty well
>>68799103
These commentators at EFN kek
>Vwot da hell is goink on! I dont anderstant vat is goink on rait nao!
If Rory goes to Bellator, Koreshkov will end his career desu
>>68799380
that's probably the only positive thing you can say about his head movement though
he does get fucking hit a lot, he relies on his offense being his best defense most of the time
>>68799382
Fabio Maldonada
>>68799393
Fedor Emelianenka
>>68799392
He's a traditional boxer so his defense is probably fucked in MMA from the smaller gloves. 4oz ear mitts ain't shit.
>>68798429
Trinaldo vs Medieros
>>68798429
someone add Rory vs Wonderboy to this list
Zuffa has allegedly completed the sale of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. The buyers are reported to be a group of investors led by William Morris Endeavor (WME) that also includes Chinese media, entertainment and search engine company Tencent, as well as the the Kraft Group (which owns the New England Patriots NFL franchise) and famed Chinese property development and movie theater company Dalian Wanda.
>>68799484
That wasn't a spicy banger though.
>>68799473
Not spicy
>>68799623
you clearly did not watch that fight
>you now remember Rory "The Red King" "Ares" "Waterboy" MacDonald
what went wrong?
>>68799635
The opening 5 minutes are literally wall and stall
These EFN commentators shat on Fedor quite a bit, thought that was a bit harsh :/
>This was supposed to be an easy fight
>Fedor couldnt even knock him out
>Fedor looks disappointed.. as he should be
>He has no reason to be happy with himself
>There were talks about Fedor going to the UFC, doubt it will happen after this!
As if it was fucking kimbo vs dada. Yeah Fedor got meme'd upon in rd1 but he didn't give off a bad performance. He got hurt lol.
>>68799509
>ufc promos will now literally be chinese cartoons
>>68799640
>"Ares the God of War"
>>68799654
he struggled big time with a hand picked opponent
>>68799509
>which owns the New England Patriots NFL franchise
lol oh good no more shady practices
>>68799671
they gave him a list and he picked the best fighter on that list...
>>68799720
>>68799671
What were his other choices out of interest?
Maldonado isn't exaclty on the same level but he isn't shit either
>>68799720
a washed up LHW that was cut from the UFC. I think Karol Bedorf was on the list as well so he would have been the best fighter. 14-2 KSW HW champ
>>68799671
brawldanado is a legit can mate
>>68799746
Karol Bedorf
Oli Thompson
Peter Graham (I presume he was since he faced Minakov on the card)
>GSP coming back to fight Bisping
what a meme ''''fighter''''
>>68799760
Cunt is a average fighter but has a chin of steel and completely un-heemable. If you are gonna pick a can, pick one that goes down when you hit them.
>>68799823
WW GOAT vs MW GOAT
>>68799852
>>68799823
NATTY vs JUICE
>>68798083
>Chan Sung Jung vs. Leonard Garcia.
Just watched it, Korean Zombie got fucking robbed. What were those judges thinking?
>GSP can beat BisGOAT
rockhold got knocked out by bisping lol
>>68799874
I want Bisping to win so badly
Imagine the eternal shitposting
