>Start by not getting crushed at the start of the tournament
>Start stirring a little bit, low level shitposting
>Get a couple of draws, get a win, or even out of group phase
>Shitposting gets out of control, hyping is uncontrollable, announce how /sp/ will implode if they win the tournament
>Proceed to get humilliated by a serious rival and kicked out
>W-We never cared, guys! S-s-soccer sucks!
Every. single. time. Never, change, USA
>Argentina
>Serious rival
What did he mean by this?
>>68792334
>argentina
>serious rival
What did he mean by this?
>argentina
>serious rival
What did I mean by this?
>>68792334
I don't give a fuck about 98% of the games in the olympics but i still will want my country to win and use it as an excuse to shitpost
>2PA1N
>argentina
>serious rival
what are you on about, paco?
>>68792334
we got BTFO in a very humilliating way but at least we love the sport, it is our curse we cannot stop loving the game but you americucks bandwagon each year every tournament, and when you get blown the fuck out you turn your back on the sport and claim it's a shitty uninteresting activity for semen slurping hipsters... truly pathetic.
In all honesty I don't really follow soccer, but I don't see how anyone can make fun o us for doing what we did. We make the semis. We got beat by a really good Argentina team who will probably win it all.
I mean, it's not we got blown out 7-0 by anyone.
it's just banter my dude. literally everyone on the planet knew we were going to lose. it's just fun to entertain the notion that we might win and the subsequent /sp/ implosion.
>>68792334
I was just in it for the shitposting. I still haven't watched a single game in this tournament.
>>68792490
Chile gets it. we dont really like most sports but Americans love seeing the US be the best at things, that's how Michael Phelps became a national hero.
>>68792334
It's our ninja way. Brag about sports we dont care about, shit on people we beat, then run away to the NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL
>>68792334
>Argentina
>Serious rival
What did he mean by this?
>losing 5-1 to a team in the last world cup that didn't even make it to Euro 2016 despite being expanded to 24 teams
>can't even beat a Croatia team that choked hard to a Czech team that completely flopped against Turkey
>could have has the easiest rode to a major cup final in history but instead now have to go through teams like Italy, France, and Germany just to get to the final
Now that's just pathetic, Sergio.
>>68792334
>>NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT DIVE GRASS
>>Start by not getting crushed at the start of the tournament
>>STILL NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT DIVE GRASS
>>Get a couple of draws, get a win, or even out of group phase
>>GUYS I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE HOCKEY AND NBA FINALS FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
>MEXICO GETS BTFO 7-0
>>HAHA! TIME TO SHIT POST!
>>LEBRON WINS 1 FOR DA LAND AND EVERYONE IN USA GETS TACOS TOO
Seriously though, please stop making these stupid threads. I keep having to hide them all.
>>68793863
That Spain won't make the Euro QFs
>>68792334
Soccer does suck
What the fuck is wrong with Euros? I know you are fun posting, but the average American does not care about soccer.
