Is he autistic?
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Is he autistic?
>>68788237
Yes. How else could he be so good?
no he´s a spacial-kinetic wizard
>>68788237
if you are referring to general mental illness, possibly
autistic? No. Autists are terrible at sports
>>68788237
He's a savant
Extremely good at his thing, awkwardly mediocre or bad at others, incluiding social behaviour.
>>68788648
So just like you, but good at football?
>>68788648
>tfw when autistic/idiot savant but I don't have a "thing"
Is this Christian Rolando?
>>68788237
Nope
>>68788237
all signs point to yes
>>68788237
He lurks 4chan sometimes.. so yes.
It's Argentinian you dum
>>68788237
i knew him before he became big
He is a good guy yest but also a idiot.
Some guys told me about that time when the teacher told him to go out of the class and bring a ruler , he said "Ok" and went outside , came back a sec later and said "que era lo que tenia que buscar?" (what i was suppose to look for?)
people says now that he does corrupted stuff , come on man , he is the kind of guy who sing contracts without reading or looking at them
>>68788866
so you're just retarded
>>68788996
MANLET
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>>68789016
Source?
>>68788996
a.d.d. doesnt equal autism you tard
>It's a bunch of 4chan neckbeards try to find something in common with the greatest player of all time
Unlike you fellas, Messi had a childhood girlfriend who he later married, what's your excuse?
>>68788866
that is specifically not what savant means
>>68788840
kek
>>68788237
Yeah, and fucking talented at the sport he plays.
I might be somewhere on the spectrum, but have nothing to make up for it.
>>68788840
dude this is the funniest shit i've seen all day, was that really messi
>>68789585
whatever, faggot. Point is, I'm not legitimately retarded
autism is a spectrum disorder, and people with it usually have some form of odd gait or dyspraxia, if he's naturally good at sports like from early childhood then it's unlikely
>>68788648
No one is born being good at social behavior. It's something you learn.
>>68788237
Nope, that's me
>>68789838
Yea but he learned it bad while he learned football like a god, what gives?
>>68788237
He's confirmed to be on the spectrum
wasn't this common knowledge
> Messi is autistic. He was diagnosed at 8 years old, still in Argentina, with Asperger's Syndrome, known as a mild form of autism. Although the diagnosis of athlete has been little publicized and questioned, as a way to protect him, the fact is that their behavior on and off the field are revealing
>>68788237
Every genius is a little autistic, that is why they are so good at what they do, they see shit and understand shit intuitively that normal people will never see or be able to understand even studying/practicing a whole life.
http://www.diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/como-o-autismo-de-messi-o-ajudou-a-se-tornar-o-melhor-do-mundo/
>>68789487
I only like girls that have feminine penises
>>68790177
That autistic strength is too powerful for normies
>>68788840
every time
>>68790406
Wasn't there like a whole pasta of autistic messi stories that started like this? I remember it being posted around the wc
I think Messi is cute because of his autism :3
>>68788237
I wish we had an autistic prodigy on our NT.
>>68791220
Why don't you sign up?
>>68788996
Nueur, Ronaldo, and Robben are equally weird in their own unique ways.
>>68791167
this is a whole new level of fetishism
>>68791167
what does that smiley face even mean?
:3 double chinned fatass?
>>68791094
>Be Messi's wife
>Wake up the morning after the Balloon Door ceremony to a dull, constant thumping noise
>Messi is standing in the corner next to the bed in his Sonic pajamas kicking the wall and muttering 'gotta go fast' to himself
>He pauses, looks over at you like a retarded chipmunk that saw a treat
>He grins at you and runs out of the room without saying anything
>Lay down and close your eyes and remember last night
>Your phone buzzes on the nightstand
>Text from Penaldo
>"You left your purse here last night"
>"I know, I can't wait to come back over and pick it up"
>"TSUUU baby"
>Smile genuinely for the first and only time all morning
>Messi runs back in the room with a plate of burned toast, cold scrambled eggs, and a glass of half-spilled orange juice
>Smiles and tells you "I-I made you breakfast!!"
>You're allergic to eggs
>He trips and spills the food in the bed
>Shouts "o-oh no! Bad Sonic!"
>Panics and begins to pick eggs from your hair while you hold back tears
>Cleans it up and eats the eggs he finds trapped between the bedsheets
>Tells you hes going to take a shower and sprints out of the room again
>Hear the shower water turn on
>Turn to your phone
>Google images
>"Ronaldo abs"
>Run your fingers over each image
>Hear Messi slip in the shower and he cries softly
>You cry softly
>>68791376
This is effectively what girls say whenever they say they're attracted to "geeks"
>>68791415
It's supposed to be a cute cat
>>68791471
>getting paid millions for literally babysit some autistic child
I think they literally won the big price.
>>68788237
he has italian genes
>>68791522
holy fuck you are such a fucking faggot
>>68791724
Rude
>>68790177
holy fuck he dominated a taller negro for not letting him humiliate him
>>68788996
is that Magnum
>>68788866
Everybody has a thing anon, you just gotta do what you love
>>68788996
man, a wig on di maria and i would be pounding that ass 24/7, he kinda resembles that girl from H3H3
i bet messi is actually a fucking chad, and this autism is just us projecting.
>>68788996
look at fucking robben, basically motionless the whole time. he is a robot made for a single purpose, cutting inside.
also why is ramos so handsome.
>>68788996
to be fair everybody there looks autistic except cristiano and sergio ramos
>>68788840
Oh dog. LITERALLY DIVE GRASS.
>>68793908
>>68788840
>>68791471
Why this made me laugh so hard
>>68788840
did the ref called penalty? I see him lifting his arm
>>68788996
neuer is tom hanks
>>68793908
>>68793908
wat? None of those guys would be attractive as a trap/ with a wig
>>68789137
That's shit memory, not a sign of poor analytical or cognitive skills
But yes, most footballers are not educated. Doesn't mean they are idiots, just that school has not been a necessary thing for them
>>68791641
Care to elaborate?
>>68790177
first time I see Messi not taking shit. He ussually just shrughs it off and dribbles skillfully his way out of like nothing
>>68788996
I miss le cut inside man
>>68793908
thats very very very homosexual of you my friend
>>68788237
how many times are we going to go over this
>>68790177
he owned that big negroid
I'm actually amazed
>>68788996
this webm is the most awkward thing i've ever seen
>>68790522
>shitty claim from a brazilian e-linker digital "papernews"
>source
yeah, we need better than that
>>68791471
>Be Messi
>Sit down at the Balon D'or ceremony with your girlfriend
>She seems distracted, she is looking around
>'W---Whats wrong h-honey, you hungry, we'll have a cheese pizza and sprite later b-babe, my treat'
>she looks at you and grunts a half assed acknowledgement
>keeps looking around
>you hear a noise coming from across the hall
>turn round to see Ronaldo entering the room
>your girlfriend is suddenly excited, fixing her hair
>you think nothing of it, maybe it got messed up by the gust of wind when you quickly dodged your taxes
>Ronaldo starts walking towards you
>he is so handsome and beautiful, he looks like a wax model
>you try not to look him in the eyes
>he pats you on the leg
>'Hey Lionel...'
>your girlfriend laughs and says 'Oh ignore him, you know how shy he is...'
>Ronaldo laughs and says 'I'd be shy as well if my idea of a fansy
>reaches over your crotch to shake your girlfriends hand
>slightly brushes it as he does
>laughs
>'a bump that small won't even make me dive'
>your girlfriend giggles and touches his hand
>you start to sweat
>take out a slice of cheese pizza from your jacket
>drop it onto yourself
>tomato sauce stain on your crotch
>Ronaldo laughs again
>'Jesus Lionel, looks like the blanket after Iniestas wife gives birth, maybe you can borrow one of my suits'
>your girlfriend nods
>'thats a great idea Ronnie, lets go to the car and get it'
>they both get up to leave
>come back 40 minutes later with no suit
>you sit in silence until you win the Balon D'or
>>68790177
>how_to_tame_argentinians.webm
>>68791349
will people ever stop editing this
>>68790177
suarez you fucker be a good teammate and bite the shit out of that black guy
>>68793962
He's like 5 foot 7, can you be a manlet and also be a chad? I guess you can when you're Messi
>>68788996
Robben looking like agent 47 watching his next victim
Di Maria looking a badly made abortion
Messi being ashamed of existing or questioning why can't he be home shitposting on 4chan
Cristiano being pissed because he isn't the best player in the room, or the tallest, or the most handsome
Neuer looking like an arian SS Captain and super uncomfortable on that suit (it seriously looks too small)
Ramos looks normal enough
Lahm looks also ashamed of being there
Kroos, well, this man doesn't ever look happy so I don't know what's wrong with him
Iniesta with the Vietnam flashback
someone should make a webm with closeups on everyone's faces
>>68791471
>>68794287
as an autist manchild, these hit close to home and are not funny.
so desist in posting additional ones
>>68794287
> the gust of wind when you quickly dodged your taxes
Who are you and what have you done to my sides?
>>68790177
i actually believe he was trying to be "tough" because it was one of his first matches as a captain.
>>68789816
I was good at soccer when I was a kid and I'm an aspie.
>>68795421
aspies = clumsy af
>>68795430
Tbf I only got one assist and the rest of my team was shit
>>68791471
>"TSUUU baby"
>ronaldo willl never text TSUUU to you
>>68794408
imagine a world where a manlet is the GOAT basketball or american football player.
you just know he'd be a chad. short but a chad nonetheless.
>>68795443
well
>be me on 7th grade soccer team
>not realize I'm autistic, just know all I can play is defense and even then I'm not that good
>we're blowing out team like 7-0.
>coach says "Anon, we're getting you a goal"
>puts me in as striker for remaining 8mins or so of game
>have myriad opportunities to score, but never do
>teammates getting impatient with me "Come on man, fucking score already!"
>game ends without me scoring
>the fucking humiliation
>never play sports for the rest of my life
Was Einstein autistic?
>>68795519
Idk he had some learning difficulties like learning how to tie his shoes,
newton supposedly was tho
>>68791471
WINRAR
>>68788996
>Ronaldo standing on his toes again
I wish you would've never happen to Real Madrid. Fucking cunt. Lewa when.
>>68788996
Messi is wondering why Ronaldo is standing tip-toed
>>68794287
>'Jesus Lionel, looks like the blanket after Iniestas wife gives birth, maybe you can borrow one of my suits'
>>68795519
he clearly was not
pretty sure he is
>>68795753
lol he acts like a Tim and Eric character
>>68790177
This is the funniest shit i seen all year
>>68788996
neuer looks like forrest gump kek
>>68795753
>Messi.exe has stopped working
>>68795753
>tfw you'll never have the patience to wait for an error of the goalkeeper
>>68788996
>iniesta
JUST
>>68795753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73kaY3_rQR4
>>68788996
Ramos is the only one not autistic here
>>68796755
You can't be autistic when you have no brain Peru
>>68788367
this
He is a fucking genius, you expect him to behave like a management consultant?
>>68789137
>he is the kind of guy who sing contracts without reading or looking at them
kek what kind of idiot does that?
>>68796791
Someone needs a brain to differentiate between Peru and Austria.
>>68795519
No
Most of the famous physicists were not autistic
Just aspie, maybe the most loved aspie in the world
>>68790177
>sitting in class trying my hardest not to laugh
Holy fuck I'm dying
>>68790177
BASED
>>68788840
WHY?
>>68796194
Your fellow must be never watched or played football
As Uncle Ben's used to say : "With great power comes great autism".
>>68794359
Risk of AIDS
>>68795753
KEK
>>68795753
it's the way hart blinks after it all ends, like he sees messi starting him out and is like what the fuck is he doing, better get on with this shit though
Messi is like a very fast and technical rain man.
>>68795519
Einstein actually had delayed speech onset which helped him develop compensatory mechanisms, the same that would characterize his thought experiments.
IIRC, he had more convoluted hemispheres (more gyri = more surface area), more developed areas in spatial reasoning, and greater interhemispheric communication (bulkier corpus callosum).
Too bad his dissected brain was kept in picklejars in a shack decades after he died
>>68800948
Also the more successful scientists all reported a near equal use of visual-spatial and audial-sequential reasoning, and all seem to employ bilateral brain resources more efficiently
>>68795513
That's a shame, there's nothing wrong with being just a good defender or GK if you are really good at it. I could only GK and yet most of the time i was picked first or second when we were drawing players.
>>68795753
You dont need to be a genious to figure this shit... Hart is a very know for all the failures that he does and forgetting about the basics, im not even a messi guy but this one is pretty obvious.
>>68795753
Jesus Christ
post the webm where he imitates the other player
>>68798523
The kind that is a millionaire and can afford expensive lawyers
>>68788996
reminder that messi had a surgery to increase hsi height by like 10 cms
>>68789585
kek
>>68788866
Your thing might be sucking cock.
>>68801640
You got picked because you played GK. No one wants to have goalbitch and have to rotate into goal.
>>68788237
>autistic
>>68792886
Dammit I saw the exact same thing
>>68789398
it's literally an autism spectrum disorder
