0 - 2 (Lamessi)
So, will this be the final nail in the coffin for soccer in the US? Or will it be when we fail to qualify for the next WC?
can someone explain the Messi cheeze pizza meme?
>>68785544
Anime
>>68785616
aren't you the best in women's soccer or something like that?
>>68785721
who cares
If Cleveland can win a title, and Dean Ambrose can become WWE World Heavyweight Champion, then the USA can come back and get the W
Harambe didn't die for this shit
I guess it is necesary now
I havent seen someone drop two on USA since 9/11
>>68785765
roastbeef solo?
>>68785721
Like being the smartest kid with down syndrome
>>68785638
Someone leaked a picture of Barcelona's picnic menu where the players got to pick various items to eat such as sushi or whatever the fuck
Anyway every player had a relatively adult lunch that included fruit and healthy entrees + fruit juice/ water and Messi chose a fucking cheese pizza and Sprite like some autistic manlet child
>>68785794
Very original joke
>>68785771
>Deanitty champion
I guess anything can happen now
>>68785771
>WWE champion
>implying skill
>>68785828
kek
>AMERIPIGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this soccer?
Who gives a fuck?
>>68785794
You butchered that joke.
>>68785638
Barcelona (and most teams) do post-training dinners for players to help ensure baseline nutrition.
A leaked order sheet showed that while everyone else ordered a variety of foods for dinner, Messi would order plain cheese pizza which confirms his autism in the eyes of many
>>68785876
>7-1
MESSI GOAT
>>68785794
>>68785892
yeah for fucks sake Mexico, step your shit up
>>68785721
Everyone stopped caring about it after the world cup win. Only time I've heard women's soccer brought up was when the players started bitching about their pay.
>>68785944
dubs of truth
Link to stream?
No surprises here
>>68785696
>>68785876
>not even getting to the knockout round
>7-1
>massive poverty and corruption in your """country"""
please go, Brazil.
Who /overwatch/ at halftime here?
>USA afraid to concede another goal if they attack
>Argentina don't want to attack in order to save stamina for the final
Welp. The rest of this match will be fucking boring like the euros.
>>68785794
Better than having 7 dropped on you
>>68786013
I have over 120 hours on Genji
>>68786013
Is there some SFM of her? I read somewhere that they were getting axed by Blizz because of copyright or some shit.
>>68785838
>>68785924
kek
Hell of a player, though
>>68786013
:3
I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they´re blowing
As free as the wind
And hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this, there is nothing
More than this, tell me one thing
More than this, there is nothing
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Like dream in the night
Who can say where we're going
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this, you know there is nothing
More than this, tell me one thing
More than this, there is nothing
>>68786094
Nah, I have the feeling that Colombia will win.
Either way, it will be a fun match.
>>68785944
>autism
ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN AUTHOR?
pulisic
>>68786374
This.
American '''''''''''''''''''''''''Security'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
P U L I S I C
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>>68785616
Calm the fuck down. If you manage 2-4 or 2-5, you should be proud.
lo esperó re pancho
That Argentine MILF with the big tits
NOICE!
>all this rainbow shit
>amerigays
pics of the guy who walked in.
>>68786013
i know that if i buy the game ill play like ten hours and leave it but feel an intense urge to play if i dont buy it
>>68785859
It takes acting chops, injury-avoidance, and not getting popped for drugs like Roman Reigns did
Argentina is trying so hard to prove they are white, but no matter how many meme goals they make, they never will be
the cup should stay at Conmebol! PLEASE ARGIES dont let chile shit win this again
>>68786522
plus there's also a shit load of skill in the actions they perform
>>68786227
Nah senpai we will get destroyed by chilel.
either way the country will implode. Thursday is gonna be a shit day to go to work.
>>68786090
Kill yourself
>>68786528
America: white countries don't exist any more and it's your fault. So stop going on about it.
klinsmann mad as shit right now
>>68786596
is this meme copa a big deal there?
>>68785859
It's not a sport or worthy of being on /sp/ but a lot of what those guys do requires good physical condition and ability.
>>68786563
Exactly. There are a bunch of martial arts that are about demonstration and artistry. Pro wrestling is no different
gol
>UNITED STATES 0F AM3RICA
>>68786546
3-0 ez game...
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>>68786522
>Roman Reigns dropped for drugs
He definitely won't be winning the title at Battleground now. I'm gonna guess that Ambrose retains his title, which I'm completely okay with. US comeback starts now.
OGRE
>3 minutes again
>3 minutes again
>3 minutes again
>3 minutes again
>POOLISIC
ez gg
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GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
DE PIPEETAA
3-0 we're fucked lads
I think I already saw this game...
>higuain scoring against us
now thats just humiliating
8-0 pls
muricans can't create any attack, they are just standing there and praying for the end of the match
what a shitty game, I'm going to sleep...
brb gonna go kill myself
Bring the janitors, this is starting to look like bloodbath.
>>68786814
>DE PIPEETAA
JR Smith is in this game?
HAHAHAH
jesus fuck america
are tring to equal mexico?
>>68785544
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys.
>>68786814
thank you for the regional flag paraguaybro
>>68786776
Rollins could, though I think they'd save that for Summer Slam
Though they're still trying to have him be a heel for some reason, so maybe Ambrose drops it at Battleground and gets it back at SS
Depends on which of them they wanna push more
just give us the cup already
Yeeeeeeeees
5 more pls Argentina.
>>68786911
nah that's how Mariano Closs sounds
he's a guy working for Boca Junior-- i mean, Fox Sports Latam
American brothers, you did well, but you have met your match ;_;
I'm French but was rooting hardcore for my fellow 'muricans, we will avenge you by BTFOing hispanic teams in the Euros.
Ok, it's over. I can go fap to Remy LaCroix now.
Last thread gave me the urge.
>>68787002
ok i thought you were saying Da Pipe or something
>>68786996
PU7-0
>>68786814
What flag dis
I'm on my phone
>Commentators already talking about Argentina 7-0ing us
fuck you americans
good night hermanos
Argentina is going to have fun from now on.
>>68787036
We can score 3 goals if we want...
>getting BTFO this bad
>>68787036
new fat Remy or old Remy?
>>68787073
paraguay
EASY GAME EASY LIFE
it's like watching a cup match between a top tier team and an amateur side
>>68786742
Who are you again?
>>68786679
Every fucking soccer related thing is a big deal.
If you think europe has football hooligans the colombians barrabravas are 10x worse. They literally hijacked a municipal bus to celebrate the anniversary of some shitty city team. Usually the people who rob are die hard fans of football teams looking to get money for the next match. The worse part is that we still always end up losing so its not like there is a bright side.
>mfw we lose another final
Whatever happened to Tim Howard?
>>68787126
>That flag
>>68786887
When I dreamed that the concacaf teams played just like bra7i1, this wasnt what I was asking for...
>>68787126
At least it's not 7 - 0 against chile
>>68785924
>Be Messi
>Tired as fuck of training and eating right
>"I'll eat pizza tonight, that sounds great"
>Gets leaked and everyone thinks he's a manchild for enjoying a legitimately good dish
Fucking cuckolds I swear
>>68787126
Seven(7) - Nil(0)
>>68786989
Yeah. I think that Dean will drop it to Rollins at SS. I'm not sure if they go on with the shield fued for the rest of the year or if they just have John Cena chase the title after his feud with Styles ends.
>>68787131
depends on what takes me in the heat of the moment
>>68787198
He took a year off and Klinsman got mad
Same reason Donovan didn't play in the WC. fair treatment but it fucks us over in the end
ay
>>68787190
BANCARSE SER SEGUNDO TAMBIEN ES SER CAMPEON
A link to the stream please? Can't find one that works
Argentina is the #1 team in the world? How does it change so quickly, I thought Germany and Brazil were the best teams just like a year ago.
Still can't believe Romero is Argentina's #1 keeper.
>>68787292
very nice
>>68787189
colombians barrabravas are 10x worse
Puffff
r8 my gf, /sp/.
Incidentally, is she white?
>>68787338
>Argentina is the #1 team in the world?
No.
>>68787020
>>68787338
If argentina has this sort of team for WC, It wouldn't feel too bad for them to win it.
Why is Howard not the keeper?
>>68787237
>cheese pizza
>legitimately good dish
manchild detected
>>68785538
>>68785538
>>68785538
>>68785538
THERE'S A STICKY FOR THIS GAME
>>68785538
>>68785538
>>68785538
>>68785538
THERE'S A STICKY
>>68785538
>>68785538
>>68785538
>>68785538
STICKY
>>68787386
Sure that's ur gf.
7/10 tops. Got a good bod but her face is meh.
>>68787394
Thats what they just said on American tv
>>68787369
t. never atracado by 10 drunk nacional fans
>>68787386
You used flash. She's not white but she's not ugly
>>68787443
is there any remy lacroix shitposting tho?
>>68787020
Ty greatest ally go france!
>>68787386
shes mine, stay away from her
>>68787443
el boliviANO
>>68787386
average argentine girl
6/10
>>68787338
There is a ranking based in results in the last 5 years both in official competitions and friendlies
Also, national teams don't play together every week. The chemistry between the players may change from one time they meet to the other.
>>68787469
They're retarded then
>>68787469
> listening to what Murican pundits say
> thinking they know something about football
>>68787341
It should be Caballero, Rulli and Barovero
This fucking game
>>68787237
you would rather have cheese pizza than nutella sammich with sushi?
wat
>>68787410
fuck if i know, i'm no scientist
>>68787274
How much does Cena even want to wrestle anymore? He has mainstream popularity. He doesn't need to put his body out 2 nights a week for that shit
>>68787560
good one thirty three
>>68787386
she's argentinian so obviously she's white ;^)
>>68787520
>average Argentinian girl
>>68787443
I like this thread
It's comfy
>>68787443
>threads just die after USA gets no chance to win
UNsticky that shit
>>68787469
Argentina is the current leader of the ranking
http://www.fifa.com/fifa-world-ranking/ranking-table/men/
>>68787567
With the brand split he won't have to worry about it. He'll just be on Raw every Monday.
>>68785880
your mother
>>68787338
#3 maybe, germany and spain are both better
>brazil
they suck
Anyone else start getting so mad at their team for sucking that you start rooting against them? Just fuck us in the ass good Argentina.
Rojo is such a cunt
broken arm for pochis
>>68787659
The brand split could be so good but I know they're gonna fuck it up
Holy shit they're dropping like flies.
Argentinian dumbass spotted
KILL THE CLOWN
NOOOOOOooo se mató Lavezzi
DED
>that arm
RIP
rekt
LMFAO
This is a meme cup lol
Ha ha yes a hurt Argentine
>>68787748
Doesn't matter, what about di maria?
This nigga ded
LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT LICK LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT
I broke my arm once and it looked pretty much like that
he hit stringer bell with his foot while falling
pffhahaha
>>68787856
>3 out
How?
>>68787873
watch they aren't even going to risk him. You guys might as well seb out messi and save him for the last game.
POCHO
RELEASE THE TOTTENHAM PLAYER
GOAT
the next one will be Messi, dubs confirm
I thought Messi was supposed to be good
Are all Argentinians this straight up bitch made? Need a stretcher after falling over.
>John Brooks is the best guys
cagó Lavezzi... entra LAME-LA?
LITERALLY PUTTING ADS 1 METRE AWAY FROM THE PITCH
YOU FUCKING AMERICANS ARE IDIOTS ALL YOU THINK IS ABOUT YOUR SPRINT HALF TIME REPORT ADS JESUS FUCK
>>68786679
Of course anon, this is the third fucking world people always are overreacting for this stupid sport
UNA
LAVEZZI WEBM WHEN
is this the /comfy/ bread?
>>68788012
you mean these dubs?
>>68788105
fuck Murica
>>68787750
Yeah, I don't know. I don't think they mess with any of the high card or some of the mid card wrestlers. But they'll probably mess something up. Do you think they split up New Day? Stick Kofi back in Smackdown like the good ol' days.
JUST
>>68787002
are u fuckin bruce??
>>68788166
No
Its the eternal /eve/ n/eve/r leave thread
Post /eve/s
>>68788105
yea thats awful, dont forget to switch to Sprint though, best nationwide coverage and unlimited data for the lowest price.
>this kills the Argentinian
>>68788185
Zidane wasn't even good imo
>>68788166
this is the "we didn't get to be sticky" bred
but yeah feel comfy as you want here
>>68788252
>bruce
qué?
hablá bien wacho
>>68788328
Stop embarrassing yourself
>>68788265
$0.01 has been added to your account
>>68788396
i was just Correcting the Record
OH MY FUCKING GOD
REFBALL
FAT CLAPPING BINGO
>>68788166
very comfy
>>68788380
Not as embarrassing as inventing a sport and sucking at it.
>0 shots
Klinssmann out right
>>68788584
top kek
>>68788350
sorry, un amigo mio que odia a niembro,
>leaving the game because of a broken arm
Lmao since when do you need arms in soccer? Pussy
I think the US did decently for a minnow desu
>>68788674
There is a lot of falling in soccer
>>6878832
and this confirms that amerifats know nothing about soccer
>>68788683
At least theyre fighting and losing
>>68786106
>>68788674
Argentinans are know for using their hands during soccer, mostly for stopping balls and stuff
>mfw when now anytime a burger says something I don't like in a euro thread I can rub this in his face
Feels good man
>>68788727
We got further than you in the world cup, amateur
>>68788735
They are not losing, they lost. They are waiting for it to be official
>>68788757
jej
>>68788757
other people got pizza too, not fair...shouldn't have gotten the sprite lel
>>68788328
>>68788609
hope so, pretty disgusting to just go out there and not even try to win
>people paid money to see this shitty ass team
>>68788813
The difference is we dont care and you do ha ha
>>68788727
This to
>>68788328
who's that guy Mercado?
where does he play?
>>68788891
River Plate
>>68788757
How many world cups did Zidane win? Exactly.
>>68788961
Wait River is out of second division?
>>68788876
you don't have the quality to compete with them
you are shit
only Pulisic has the potential to be a good player in your squad
>>68788822
Sure
>This defense by Argentina
Every time the U.S. manages to move the ball past midfield there's a sea of Argies right there.
Good game, Argies.
>>68788757
>dani alves
>>68788961
he's good
physical and gifted
is he a good defender or is looking good because Murica is shit?
>>68789032
that's not an excuse for not trying
>>68789014
one
4 (cuatro)
>>68789032
How many World Cups did Zidane win?
Did the US even get a single shot on goal?
Holy fuck embarrassing
BTFO
At least it isn't 7 yet
brb killing my self
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
DEL PIPITA
>>68789018
Yes, since 2012 dude... they even won a Copa Libertadores after that.
MESSIGOL
Who is this Bradley #4? Is he fucking drunk?
>>68789202
nope
>>68786106
He's sort of endearing.
