I'm a member of the UEFA executive committee.
I suspect I'll be fired within the next week, so fuck it, here's what the Euro 2016 will look like. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, it's all planned out already.
>germany beating italy
>It's all planned out
>to let Spain win 3 in a row
Yeah, nah. People would start to lose interest if it becomes Spainwinslol
>>68754277
>youngest team vs oldest team
Spain will have such an easy road to semifinals.
B-but you said
>see you in the final
>>68754294
Do you really think you can beat Spain?
>my face when, it all comes together for England in the next round.
>>68754312
Yes. If God wills it.
>>68754355
Well, I hope you are right. I don't want Spain to win any more.
>>68754312
>>68754268
>Hungary first in their group
>Portugal second
>Iceland third
Not gonna happen.
>>68754422
Screencap your own post so you can look at it and feel like a fool in the future
>>68754433
I would be surprised at best - literally every other outcome is more possible than this.
Dumb prediction OP, did you get it from fifarankings.com?
>>68754268
>>68754433
What a fail
Hungary first, Portugal second and Iceland third is an impossible combination...
>>68754478
He wouldn't help us since we don't pray to him.
England is a hopeless case, so it would lead to France winning
>>68754478
>implying our pakis root for England and care about football
They only watch cricket and root for Pakistan
>wales beating croatia
AHAHaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>68754478
it's like a spirit bomb, the more muslims that contribute to it the more powerful it will become, so Germany will win
>>68754491
No it isn't. Both games would need to be a draw and the Portugal/Hungary game would need to have more goals scored.
>>68754509
>Croatia
>implying your "fans" won't get you banned before long
Can Germany face France in the final? I put a cheeky 5er on them making the final, don't want to feel jewed out if they both top their groups and then face in the semi's...
>>68754548
If Germany finished 2nd, yes.
If they finish first they'd meet in quarter finals
If they finish 3rd they'd meet in the very next game in round of 16
>>68754277
This is how we know he's lying
>German flag posts a fantasy about being cucked by Spain again
lyl
>>68754567
Should probably have done some research then but it was a muggy bet desu
>>68754422
This outcome is literally impossible, OP confirmed for lying and retarded
>>68754574
It's the unfortunate truth. Germany has pretty much always reached at least the semi-final. That much is a given really.
But that's when we start fucking up. Sometimes we get into the finals but then it's Italy or Spain that cuck us.
>>68754422
Oh yeah?
Get shat on.
>>68754268
>Germany winning against Italy
you fucked up right there Hansbro
>>68754652
Mar 29 - Friendlies
Germany 4 - 1 Italy
It's over, Italy's dinosaur team is finished
http://www.uefa.org/about-uefa/executive-committee/
>The UEFA Executive Committee is UEFA's supreme executive body. It comprises the UEFA President and 16 other members, including at least one female, elected by a UEFA Congress.
>including at least one female
the fact that they are emphasizing this is truly pathetic
>>68754667
>>68754667
>Friendlies
>>68754702
We do worse in friendlies than in tournaments.
That we beat Italy 4-1 in them means we'll probably 7-1 their asses right back to Rome.
>>68754716
yes YES
>>68754667
By that logic, we are better than Germany because we beat them in a friendly
>>68754730
Yeah but England is better in friendlies than in tourneys, while for us it's the opposite
:^)
>>68754716
do you really need me to remember you THAT again?
>>68754742
>THAT again?
What are you referring to?
>>68754765
they know
>>68754765
>he doesn't know
>>68754765
the last time we lost to germans was during the WW2
>>68754716
>>68754815
delete this
>>68754815
>>68754268
>Eight times these two great footballing nations have met in major tournaments; not once have Die Mannschaft come out on top. As Philipp Lahm admitted earlier this week: "It has been in every German player’s head that we cannot beat Italy in tournaments.”
>>68754798
>>68754798
S-sauce?
>>68754823
LIKE IF YOU LAFF ERRYTIEM
>>68754838
Japanese porn.
>>68754843
>>68754855
You have no Balotelli anymore
>>68754848
No shit, Sherlock, I mean specifically.
>>68754866
Here you go Ken-kun.
http://movies.ettoday.net/news/196144
What makes the Italians become Germany's weakness during tournaments?
>>68754861
>implying we need a Balotelli when we have meme magic on our side
>>68754908
Maybe, just once, you could play normal football.
You know, not the Italian kind with tons of diving, acting, cheating and filthy fouls.
Are you man enough to do that?
>>68754904
>Tfw when I already have that video and did realize it was from the same one
Guess I'll go fap to it.
>>68754268
It doesn't work like this. The most UEFA or FIFA can do on tournaments like this is bribing or allowing FAs to bribe the refs like in Korea/Japan 2002.
>>68754906
Overconfidence.
>>68754913
>Hans STILL MAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbGUeu6cv2M
>>68754667
>>68754716
>friendlies
We still never won against them. You might have just arrived in Germany yesterday, Achmed, but our people do not think that friendlies even exist.
You should really get used to our customs
>>68754906
probably Mememagic manifested in our consciousness
kind of England and Argentina really dont like to play us in younger History
>>68754973
Italy is to Germany what Germany is to Argentina
>>68754906
Most likely the Eternal Roman
>>68754843
>>68754855
DELETE THIS!!!!
>>68754930
not since 2014
they redeemed themselves
and t b h the 2006 Italy WAS alot better than German team
2012 was different and pretty meme but oh well atleast we didnt get btfo by Spain at Final
I still didn't undestand about 3rd place team aside 4 of 6 will advance
>>68754995
It's retarded. I'm okay with 24 teams being at the Euros, but they shouldn't have done that whole thing where 4 third placed teams advance.
It makes a lot of teams play defensively because there's higher value in drawing and just "getting through" without risking too much.
>>68754995
Platini wanted to make Euro bigger and more like the WC so they come up with 16->24 teams and Quarters->RO16 as first knockout round.
now the smaller teams going full Defense because they hope to grab 3. place and a chance for knockouts.
>>68755021
I would have liked a 32 teams World cup format, where the first two go on, we could have more shitty games but in exchange we could get a lot of meme teams that would lose to strong teams by a great margin, like Germany Saudi Arabia 8-0
>>68755070
I'd have no problem with that.
Would be funny to see some meme team advance through luck, too. There's always one.
>>68755021
i didn't understand this : Winner Group D v 3rd Place Group B/E/F.
What happening if all 3rd place from group B,E,F advance ?
>>68754730
By that logic we basically won the tournament since we beat englel
>>68755146
By that logic, Iceland tops all of you since they won against the Netherlands.
>Power Rankings
>1 Iceland
>2 Netherlands
>3 England
>4 Germany
>5 Italy
Why do we even play a tournament when friendlies count?
>>68755172
If Iceland won the cup I'd celebrate
>>68754355
>god
>2016
>>68755192
>I don't rate God
>>68755213
>I believe in fairytales
>>68755192
>personal axiology
>not personal
Yeah, nah, go away.
>>68755172
Confirming the >neverlands once again
>>68754548
France ain't getting to the final, they've been shitty all tournament.
>>68755244
>>68754268
Está viniendo a casa, chicos
>yfw we win the Euros for three times in a row.
>>68754280
>People would start to lose interest if it becomes Spainwinslol
And yet Cena also keeps winning.
>>68754268
>WAL > CRO
sorry bro, that dog just ain't gonna hunt.
>>68754906
Same thing it makes them become Germany's weakness during world wars.
Holy shit if would it be a world record if Spain with the Euro's 3 years in a row?
>>68754268
>England losing to Portugal
stopped reading there
>>68755244
You always do in sports.
>>68756758
They already did that by winning 2 consecutive Euros.
>>68756771
This one is possible, actually.
>>68756771
You mean again?
>>68754268
>Spain again
How boring.
>>68754906
In exchange for their strength, they got a critical weakness, that weakness being Italy. Don't know how they made their exchange though.
>>68754980
>Italy is to Germany what Germany is to everyone else
Fixed.
