Is it true that you have to win the World Cup and British Premier League to even be in the discussion of GOAT?
I see people saying that all the time on /sp/.
>>68752648
Go cook me some sushi, Yoshi.
>>68752648
That's correct
>>68752648
>premier league.
Thats just the british fags. But messi will never be considered for goat until he wins the WC.
>>68752648
only the epl, the world cup is just a glorified coin toss
>>68752648
you are correct
I'm trying to think of a player who's actually managed that. A few from France 98 I think.
>>68752648
Of course.
Zidane
Champions League
World Cup
Euros
Serie A
La Liga
I think thats enough lads.
ZIDANE IS GOAT
>B
>P
>L
>>68755372
Henry, Vieira, Barthez, Pires, Petit
Pique, Fabregas, David Silva, Navas
might be missing some French guys, was Makelele somewhere on the bench in 1998?
more importantly who is that fluid druid at his side?
>>68755474
>Navas
Well that blows the theory out of the water
>>68755474
Gilberto Silva too off the top of my head. I'm guessing the guy you responded to doesn't actually watch football.
>>68752648
>be before Wendyball became official, where tackling is illegal
>put Messi and Ronaldo in the Englel 1st division in the 70's.
Messi would get eaten alive, raped on the pitch, mocked for being a midget and eventually turned into one of the ball boys because they understand he loves football but is a man-child.
Ronaldo fair better but as a winger as he's turned into a female and have a sex change and quit football after getting elbowed so much trying to go up front in his early twenties.
Neither are the best player ever as they crock in national tourneys.
>>68755594
>>68755606
MESSI gets MARRIED with his childhood friend while RONALDO is in the CLOSET and CRIES
No you have to win a us based league and a world Cup.
>BPL
weak bait
>>68755620
>>68755606
>>68755594
this guy is my favorite autist of all times by far
>>68755652
nerman is like "seriously dude?"
>>68755652
Why was Nerman wearing a fedora?
>>68755681
so he has something to tip
>>68755672
Ronaldo is like "lets have a girls night in - and not talk about them bois, am i right! tehehehe"
>>68755681
Barcelona=fedora tier
>>68755620
>CR7 has a shitload of bitches begging for his cock and he's smart enough not to get too involved with any of them
>Messi gets married to his childhood crush who most likely rejected him back then but jumped at the chance of being a wealthy WAG
Post autistic Messi copypastas and memes please. Bonus points for Sprite and him getting cucked.
>>68755652
>shaking hands with a woman
Antonella is the top WAG of football
>>68755785
It's very common in Europe, especially in the northern non-latin countries. I don't know why a portuguese guy would do it though
>>68755414
But has he won De Eredivisie?
>>68755681
Because he's a big guy
>>68755877
>77
It keeps happening.
>>68755755
Best
>>68755911
Hahahaha that's brilliant
I bet he spends a lot of money on toys and lego
want to shag his wife tbqh
>>68755876
The Eredivisie is so irrelevant that your fellow countrymen feel compelled to bandwagon plastic English teams instead
>>68755785
What are you supposed to do when a colleague introduces you to his wife?
>>68752648
>true?
No
hiroshima.jpg
btw this girl is rly short
>>68755949
tfw I bandwagon Sunderland because I like Allardyce his shitball
>>68755949
Maybe you should stop buying Dutch coaches or players if this bothers you then
>>68755975
You (usually) don't shake hands with woman in hispanic-portuguese culture. A kiss in the cheek is way more common.
CR7's gesturing is like saying she is as manly as he is.
>>68755414
France didn't need him to win the WC.
>La Liga
Real started doing better without Zidane.
Big game baby who was pretty inconsistent.
The real goat was Xavi.
But Iniesta may overtake him with sheer consistency.
Andres may not be the best prime 4 prime, but he's been great for so long now.
>>68755816
a kiss in the cheek
just in one or both cheeks depending on where you are from
>>68752648
Yes, hence why Mertesacker will never be the GOAT while he remains at Arsenal
>>68756054
BFS Englel manager when?
>>68752648
Damn, how short is Messi's wife? Even in heels she's not even 5'6"
does anyone else tongue kiss their bros on mondays
>>68752648
Yes, it's a well known fact.
>>68755975
Latinos kiss on the cheek, but I can understand why he'd shake her hand
>>68756071
>>68756275
We kiss on the cheek too, just not with a woman that you meet for the first time when she's with her husband, it seems pretty strange.
>>68756136
I'd kiss her on both her cheeks if you know what I mean lad
>>68756329
after shes taken a dump?
>>68752648
the only people that say that are english people
the epl thing is a meme
but he really needs a WC if he wants to be the undisputed number 1
>>68752648
old farts will continue to hang on to muh no world cup for muhsii, muhruhduhnun won it by himself, and will continue to deny the GOATness that is messi.
He is the GOAT of all time.
>>68756317
why? its not like you want to steal the woman from the husband
>>68756352
Do you see a german flag above my post?
>>68756262
Nah, usually we do lightsaber battles battles with our willies to see who has the biggest lightsaber
>>68756481
thats how it starts...the fever...
>>68756068
Wow I touched a nerve there didn't I
Sorry Jan, maybe try a bit harder to qualify for the Euros next time :)
