g-go sox
me: good sox
you: shit
Red Sox best Sox
7 games below, here we come! LA LA LA-LA LA
Is David Ortiz still elite?
>mlb network showing either this or the giants pirates game
>it's the giants pirates game for me
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FR*CK OFF SHAQ
Alright we'll try this here, any Whos fans wanna tell me how bad your fall from grace was? Did the AL central make fun of you?
Wow, Boston is all out of sorts.
lol... what are you boys doing... wake up boys it's time to play ball!
>Its a Sox defense needs glasses episode
"Big Papi" arrives at the stadium before any other player to start the long process of preparing for a game, particularly when it comes to his feet. He says he feels so much pain in his feet every day, they are the main reason he guarantees he will never change his mind and come back for another season.
"Everything hurts," he said. "It even hurts to think. Last time I reached second after a double, I almost called for a timeout so they would get me out of the game. I can barely run because my feet hurt so much. I am in severe pain.
"One often tries to live in the moment and even when your body is saying no, you say yes, even when your body says not to. Only mental strength convinces you that you can continue. Mental strength tells you that you can keep it at it. But the body is a machine; it will give out and will send you a bill."
RIP Big Guy, guess this really is it
Fucking wright throwing a knuckle ball for a pick off
dear white sox, why are you trading for bad players to get bad instead of good players to improve? are you just hoping for the lotto or something? can we offer you clay buchholz?
>>68743428
Twins fans are MIA
Indians were pretty bro
Royals didn't have fans until they played us, then they came out of the woodwork to start the shitposting again
Thanks Timmay, at least we won't get no hit
Also all wsox fans need to read this if you haven't already:
http://www.southsidesox.com/2016/6/20/11972904/dear-jerry-its-over
At least Frazier hit the ball. That's an improvement.
>>68743462
>mfw it's real
>>68743462
I agree with this and this is why I ridicule the idiots who dont understand why hes retiring, sure he's hot now but the guy could hit a fucking wall any day now.
He's been playing baseball since what, the fucking mid nineties? Shit wears on you something fierce, its amazing he has done as well as he did.
>2 errors
>they still get nothing
naturally
>wright works out of jam like a real ace
our unofficial ace is all-star game material
>>68743521
Carmines trying to give us pity runs and we still fuck it up.
>>68743462
Maybe the american league can have a DDH where papi just hits and someone like rusney can run for him
>>68743539
who's the official ace
>>68743539
Don't get too excited, he was pitching against a literal black hole.
>>68743565
We have 5 and a ferrari
>>68743558
>rusney
we'll see fatso before we see rusney again
>>68743565
Price who after a shitty May has finally come into what we payed him for. Wright has surprised everybody. Now if only we can get Rich Hill back then we'd really be the dream team
>>68743588
>Big bones
Also fat shaming will not be tolerated in this thread
You have been warned
>frazier made a play
weird
>>68743476
>>68743476
KW+Hahn and his entire staff of scouts and talent acquisition are so incompetent we can't even wish for the team to be blown up because we don't know if they'll fuck up even that. Need a complete overhaul which'll only come after the season is over. Absolutely ridiculous.
man the white sox fielding percentage is so fucking misleading. they don't make many errors because they don't even get to half balls that they should get to
Is Xander the next Ken Griffey Jr.?
is xander bogaerts good
Pity strike
lmao good call get c*cked bustgaerts
Ump gave us one back for missing the first pitch. All's well
>>68743696
Xander as a hitter has got to be the best this generation will have. As a fielder hes certainly above average bordering on elite.
All that makes it so much sadder that Xander wont be in a Sox uniform for long
>meme bunt
>>68743462
Cant run
>bunts
>>68743661
The next Nomarrrh
>>68743778
>>68743767
Toying with the whos
Lawrie got a hit, holy shit. The cuckleball is a failure
>blegh
>Leadoff double
Wat
>Avishit2
And >avishit1
>>68743909
good post i don't understand it but it seems good
Thank you based cuckleball
>vazquez
Is this ump gonna be shit I cant tell yet
>coats
how is this fucker still in the bigs
trying to get him his first and only major league hit before releasing him?
Thanks for the pity run bosox
Coats wasn't gonna hit anyways
CATCH THE BALL.
VAZQUES ISN"T A CATCHER, HE"S A DROPPER
>walking a guy with 0 (zero) (nil) (nada) (零) major league hits
Nice try Timmay
>>68743756
explain
Please no givebacks Migo
>>68743985
hehe ha
>>68744062
Look at his agent mi amigo the guy doesnt like it when his clients stick with one team for too long
I dont want to be "that guy" but the reality is we could see Xander playing in Fenway but in a pinstripe uniform within 5 years
>>68744181
me his agent
Get a hit jesus H christ
>>68744324
thank you
>>68744369
Alright, now get some runs jesus H christ
>not putting team names in the subject or anywhere in the op
hey guys i just home from work and finished eating dinner but i was watching the game i wish Xander wasn't such a bust there and who the F kind of idiot made this thread i couldn't find it
>Clay going up against Sale tomorrow
Think I'll just fucking skip that game tbqh with you Joe
a hit!
>Frazier
>hit
>>68744491
>>68744498
NOT SO FAST
>>68744498
Oh but he made up for it with that wonderful piece of "baserunning"
False alarm, he's still trash
lol it was the WRONG time to lead off on WRIGHT
>>68744489
nah man, Sale's era is like 6 over the past 5 or 6 starts
he also got lit up in fenway last year as the sox were 1 game below .500 and looking to get back into things
fucking kill yourself frazier
First base coach name is Boston
How do u allow that?
Hey is Don back yet?
>>68744543
Sure Sale might be doing poorly atm but hes still an overall great pitcher
I dont need to bring up stats for Clay he's just been garbage for the past three years straight
>>68744557
I HATE this meme
>>68744574
but he's not a pitcher that you should be particularly wary of right now
and I'm sure you remember what the white sox were able to do against buchholz last time.
or against fucking any pitcher
tfw I never got a hit in little league and now for the first time since little league im doing some beer league and Ill have to hit against low 80s fastballs
What are some tips for me senpaitachi so I dont utterly embaress myself out there
>>68744557
No but i heard he is rehabing in pawtuckett
>>68744574
>I dont need to bring up stats for Clay he's just been garbage for the past three years straight
Literally no one ITT will try to defend Clay I don't understand this post
>>68744615
keep your eye on the ball and it hit it where they aint
>>68744615
if you bat .750 and throw 90+ you won't embarrass yourself
>>68744628
Im just telling him that as bad as Sale or the White Sox are right now
Clay Buckholz is still Clay Buckholz
You have a 50/50 shot at the worst to win against him guys dont be so dour
>>68744615
>Not playing softball
Better buy an elbow guard and lean into some pitches
>>68744646
I have below average arm speed, below average fielding, untested hitting with a wooden bat and average speed
How you think I'll do?
wow that clay buchholz kid is finally getting a chance to start. he's been pretty good in the pen.
>>68744659
>50/50
more like 20/80 and that's generous
i hope his time in the bullpen fixed him a bit
>>68744685
prob be a below average player if we continue with that logic
Do they do drug tests? Go juice
>>68744615
you need the will to win
Are those americans?
>>68744728
I think ill just try my luck at the batting cages and hope they stick me in right field
>buying an entire pizza at fenway
that's like $200 wtf there goes our tax dollars thanks a lot kids
xander:
fiesty
temper
sexy
>>68744615
how to join beer league i'm in great shape and scared of the ball (can't hit or field)
>>68744786
When are prices gonna go down it was like 13 dollars for spiked hot chocolate in April
>>68744887
Are you asking me how to join because your post is a failure grammatically
>>68744903
how how to join tell me NOW
This is getting nuts now. Will Coats ever get a hit or will he eventually be sent back down hitless? That's gotta be crushing for the guy.
>>68744945
maybe it's too warm to wear a coat now in june lol
>>68744974
If it weren't for injuries, We'd be seeing Jacob May up here instead. Yes, "May"
WTF GET HITS AND RUNS HOW HARD CAN THIS BE
>>68744988
>he's finally playing again today
soon
GJ Migo
So Coats has had 11 ABs since coming up and no hits.
Do you think you'd be able to at least muster one?
>>68745054
No. I would consider making contact a victory.
>>68744707
Probably broke his spirit.
Guaranteed loss DESU.
>>68745031
We ask this question every game
Silent Offense.jpg
>>68745054
I would hit a grand salami my first ab
>>68744925
Oh one of my former co workers had been doing it for years and knew how much I loved baseball as wel always talked about it so he invited me to it. Do you live in a city or a town if its a town id just goggle baseball leagues in your area mate
>>68745054
at least he's walked a few times
>>68745054
Speaking realistically, I'd go 0-11 with 11 Ks
>>68745081
this is the legend daniel nava you referenced and posted an image
>6 pitch inning
>7 pitch inning
>5 pitch inning
Clearly this "swing at fucking everything" strategy is not working guys, Jesus
Can we score some fucking runs here jesus H Christ
if it wasn't for bogaerts migo would have like 60 pitches also
>MiGo blanking the Red Sox through 6
I can only imagine how this awesome start gets ruined.
>>68745427
It won't get ruined. We'll win this game and feel confident, and then the world will come crashing down as Sale and Q get blown the fuck out for 8+ runs a piece.
>>68745216
no, sorry, follow me on snapchat
>>68745458
>Wright losing because of run support issues
Sounds legit, could happen
>>68745458
I hope so too. Remember the game where Q had a no hitter through 8 and got a No Decision?
Oh sweet jesus Vaz somebody make a webm of his salute when he caught that
>>68745538
Wakefield's curse still lives.
why does the offense not exist anymore? they should be scoring at least 15 runs a game again....
>>68745602
because they moved jackie up i read online this was the reason
>>68745633
>implying Jackie Robinson is still alive today
100% serious here DFA hanley when
>>68745662
well he was but then they moved him (to the morgue)
>>68745538
>37 runs of support over his last 5 starts
never, EVER, talk to me about run support issues again
Do NOT lost this fight 1-0
>>68745688
that's exactly how much run support Q's gotten all season
MiGo better not come back out for the 8th. The wheels are coming off.
Jesus Christ Shaw thats about as fucking good as its gonna get, hit it!
>>68745737
that face feel where it's when it's too late
>>68745797
shouldn't even be facing this next guy
>>68745797
He's going out there, and he'll like it
>>68745836
hahahhahaha i don't know why but hahaha this pic made me laugh so hard :'_)
RIP
Had to happen.
>>68745832
>but he did
thanks robin
GOOD HIT LITTLE GUY
Out fucking standing boys this is what im paying you for
Finally, good god.
Robin does it again
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
>>68745931
thanks dad
>>68745955
mook ie what
are you even wtching this game stupid
>>68745955
>>68745982
dumb ellenposter <<<
>>68745955
God damn it. Source.
>>68745982
nah, the stream is just really far behind
like
a few days behind
>>68746037
heh good post i was rdy to roast u all night before this one it really made me laugh
>bunting
>ever
>>68746099
It's Coats. I'll take a bunt from Coats.
good job cuckler really feeling the cuckle right now
>>68746118
I wouldn't take a bunt from anyone ever
>now comes the part where the sox bullpen blows it
>>68746162
WHICH SOX LOL X_--_----DDDDDDDDDDD :::::
>Mookies dad killed VC back in '68
basedness runs in the blood
>>68746184
White sox
>>68746190
tfw born too late to kill viet cong
>>68746223
I know that fucking feel
>>68746223
tfw born too late to kill japs
>big pee pee
>>68746284
tfw you never had the chance to exterminate the japs and prevent anime from ever happening
>>68746307
>implying anime didn't happen because of Fat Man and Little Boy
>>68746307
It already had happened by that point though.
>>68746322
terrifying but i believe it
God damn it why cant we be up like 15 runs like usual now, now im worried
Fuck.
Sox vs Sox games are a good meme desu
>>68746389
agreed sempai
meme hit
>>68746389
Usually depends on the game itself and if we are actively trying to strangle each other.
>>68746407
Isnt that pump resting a little too close to the base for that type of shotgun?
Great challenge John what the fuck
>>68746432
>we
Here's your chance at redemption Frazier
hey guys this is pretty interesting read this and let me know what you think but it's the ninth inning of this game and the starter (steven wright) is still in the game?? what's going on with that does he plan on pitching the whole game or something???
R E F B A L L
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F
B
A
L
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>>68746450
We as in the fans in this thread.
>>68746473
Yes it will be a complete game when we walk off in the 9th screen cap this post pls
GIDP incoming
lawman pls
>>68746432
These threads usually aren't hostile, but they've been weird this year
>>68746537
i hoep they go for the triple play that's always exciting
LOL
REFBALL
>at his shoulders
>strike
>blegh
literally worse than lafradunnrochezer
carlo san when?
STOP SCARING ME JUST GET ANOTHER OUT
hey >we can only lose by 4 now senpaitachi
SIT
HIM
DOWN
Jesus Christ I thought I was gonna have a heart attack
Out fucking standing job Wright Im gonna throw a party when you win the fucking Cy Young
Has a knuckleballer ever even won it?
>>68746659
Dickey.
CY WRIGHT
>>68746659
>implying he isn't coming out for the 10th
wright is really ugly in a really cute way
This fucking offense
Hmm zputty, interesting
>>68746659
dickey you faggot
wilbur wood should have, fucking faggot voters
Jesus H Christ someone hit a fucking homer and lets all go home
>>68746716
>homer
>go home
coincidence?
at least >we're back to losing close games senpaitachi, mostly
bout to be walked off for the 3rd time in 4 games
>>68746750
I'll take the positives where we can
Migo is looking good rebounding from his last painful outing
Nasty Nate also rebounded from giving up that walkoff homer
If only the offense had some positives
jackie can't bunt DO NOT even try
Pinch run for hanley john
>>68746783
Positives: Frazier got a hit, Lawrie got a hit
>>68746813
PUT RUUUUUUUSNEY IN
>>68746813
With who? We don't exactly have Dave Roberts on the bench.
>>68746825
david ortiz
>>68746825
Clay
>>68746816
Fair enough
>>68746816
>implying those aren't negatives
I want them out
gone
dead
Come the fuck on Putnam
good shit putnam way to go asshole
lol they want to win by not swinging that's unexpected
>>68746825
Jbj should pinch run for hanley and hanley for jbj
Fuck it might as well walk 2 more and end it.
Good effort by Migo goes wasted. He goes to get in line behind Q and Rodon.
>>68746659
Dickey, obviously, it wasn't even that long ago.
Ellen next year
haha this boy doesn't throw strikes i like it
LETS WALK EM LOADED BOYS
Is this seriously going to be 4 straight walks to lose? Seriously?
good fucking shit putnam
real good fucking shit
Just a bit outside
And. Here. We. Fucking. Go.
Gonna need two guns for this one
>>68746948
YAAAS SENPAI
Eck is a fucking great commentator I love him
>Taking out Putnam
Why? Nigga just let him blow the game and be done with it
bases loaded no outs, lel.
Steve Lyons with the bants
eck calm down you don't need to be upset with the kid
Thataway zputty you fucking piece of Shit
>>68746948
White Sox Baseball
WE
ARE
GOING
TO
WIN
:D XD >:)
wew lads we might win one
in b4
>GIDP
>RISP
>>68746976
wait, Eck, I'm drunk
>>68746983
>we
nice image meme tho
>>68746989
Just need to get it past the infield and we win
If this was 2015 or fuck even 2014 Id just turn it off now and assumed we stranded
>robin lets putnam walk 3 straight just to bring in duchess
He is literally doing this on purpose now, he knows he won't get fired and is playing a sick joke on the fans still watching
>K
>GIDP
me: the wizard
F I V E
M E N
>>68747018
U guys need ozzie again
>>68747018
Good thing I spent most this game playing Leifthrasir and only peeking at At Bat every now and then. Jeez.
Pedroia had a day off? Better wake him up and.. Now what do we do
Love this year's Red Sox team. So much joy. Such harmonious cohesion.
That chubby kid wearing his hat inside out
>>68747063
Honestly id let Shaw go for it man
putnam? more like putn'em on bases OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68747077
yeah shaw just inspires a lot more confidence in me i don't know why (this is a height joke)
based manlet PLEASE
Is this the Whos closer?
Watch Pedroia get walked in a 1-2 count
>>68747076
Are you unaware of the rally cap?
>>68747102
No, our closer is David Robertson
Oh boy
He's going to walk in the run just watch
>>68747036
Dont you fucking dare
>>68747097
Pedroia's strikezone is smaller= more balls= more walks #FarrellMath
>Vazquez up
hoo boy
>>68747092
Hey that's my joke.
>duchess
>>68747102
>Douk closing
Sox would be 15 games under .500 if that were the case.
Who /walkoffwalk/ here?
>GIDP
