That's it, we've fucking blown it. Could have been Hungary>Belgium>semi final and now we will most likely face France in the QF, then Germany in the semi final if we miraculously beat them.
>>68738771
give it up switzerland is gonna win it
>implying we're gonna beat italy if we actually top our group
>>68738771
Mate you won't get past Portugal. You've fucked up big time.
>>68738771
Is that bracket wrong? Why do Englel get to face a runner up country when they finished under fucking Wales?
Itll be Hungary then France.
Not much different from Turkey and Belgium
>>68739262
Some runner-ups face another runner-up, and other runner-ups face a winner for no apparent reason. Yes, UEFA seriously is this fucking stupid.
>>68739262
Wales get to play a third place team. Englel will play a runner up because they've gotten 5 points.
>>68739262
2 of knockout round is runner up vs runner up
>>68739197
Portugal won't finish 2nd.
>>68739182
>implying italy will beat croatia
>>68739361
Iceland will beat Austria. Portugal will beat Hungary.
>>68739401
and if we beat roatia then this is reverse euro and germany will beat us
>>68739454
>Iceland will beat Austria.
I want this to happen so badly
>>68739329
So your opponent in the ro16 is dependant on how well you performed in the group stage or if your group has a seeded team?
>>68739454
No chance. Even if that did happen i would expect Portugal to put more than 1 past Hungary and Iceland wouldn't win by more than a single goal
>>68739454
Nah it will be Hungary we face. Austria will win but not by the 3 swing needed to finish above Hungary
>>68739454
>Portugal will beat Hungary.
How dare you.
England will probably face Hungary?
>>68739133
>NOrthern Ireland beating Slovakia
Thanks Italybro.
>>68739691
No one knows, group F is a mess.
England were unironically too good for this fucking shit group. Slovakia, Wales and Russia are not even in the same stratosphere as England. We are better than all 3 combined and not a single one of them would get any player in our team. Yes, I include Bale. Lallana and Sterling are both better than Bale and Andros Townsend is at least as good and didn't even get into our squad. England are TOO FUCKING GOOD for this group. If you put Mike Tyson in the ring with a fucking ferret the ferret would run away and Mike wouldn't land a punch. Put Mike in the ring with a heavyweight and he destroys him. England will easily beat any of the so called 'top' teams because they might try and fucking score. England will win this fucking tournament. England are like a caver who crawls through caves as a living. Put a caver in a wide open field and he has no idea what to do because he isn't trained for it, but put him in a dangerous and tight cave and he'll ease through just like England will when we play France or Germany or whoever.
>Wales potential 2nd round opponents
Albania. Wales won't beat them, Albania will just park the bus
Nothern Ireland, as above
Poland or Germany who will both destroy Wales
Czech Republic or Croatia, both far better than Wales
>England potential 2nd round opponents
Iceland, lel. fucking meme joke. England will devastate them as punishment for that volcano ruining our holidays a few years back, hopefully a few Iceland fans will get smashed outside the ground
Austria or Hungary. LEL, might need to reform the old empire they had to even scrape a draw
Portugual. Utter shit joke of a team. Clyne and Walker are both too good for old man Ronaldo.
England will reach the quarters, destroy France in front of their own fucking pathetic fans, Destroy Italy then beat whoever in the final.Wales are a fucking baby who teamed up with the other babies to escape the play area faster than an adult. England are an adult and will crush the babies head soon,
So can anyone explain how the matches with the 3rd placed teams are made?
Because this is a clusterfuck
A better 24 team solution is 8 groups with 3 teams anyway
England were unironically too good for this fucking shit group. Slovakia, Wales and Russia are not even in the same stratosphere as England. We are better than all 3 combined and not a single one of them would get any player in our team. Yes, I include Bale. Lallana and Sterling are both better than Bale and Andros Townsend is at least as good and didn't even get into our squad. England are TOO FUCKING GOOD for this group. If you put Mike Tyson in the ring with a fucking ferret the ferret would run away and Mike wouldn't land a punch. Put Mike in the ring with a heavyweight and he destroys him. England will easily beat any of the so called 'top' teams because they might try and fucking score. England will win this fucking tournament. England are like a caver who crawls through caves as a living. Put a caver in a wide open field and he has no idea what to do because he isn't trained for it, but put him in a dangerous and tight cave and he'll ease through just like England will when we play France or Germany or whoever.
>Wales potential 2nd round opponents
Albania. Wales won't beat them, Albania will just park the bus
Nothern Ireland, as above
Poland or Germany who will both destroy Wales
Czech Republic or Croatia, both far better than Wales
>England potential 2nd round opponents
Iceland, lel. fucking meme joke. England will devastate them as punishment for that volcano ruining our holidays a few years back, hopefully a few Iceland fans will get smashed outside the ground
Austria or Hungary. LEL, might need to reform the old empire they had to even scrape a draw
Portugual. Utter shit joke of a team. Clyne and Walker are both too good for old man Ronaldo.
England will reach the quarters, destroy France in front of their own fucking pathetic fans, Destroy Italy then beat whoever in the final.Wales are a fucking baby who teamed up with the other babies to escape the play area faster than an adult. England are an adult and will crush the babies head soon.
>>68739766
Wales is better than czech republic
Though it feels shit finishing 2nd in reality it doesn't make much difference.
>Last 16 match is likely to be a similar quality to who wales face. Extremly unlikely to be portugal
>France in the last 16 who look worse than Belgium who would have been England's opponent if they'd won the group
>Germany in the semi's instead of Spain. Not much difference here
England were unironically too good for this fucking shit group. Slovakia, Wales and Russia are not even in the same stratosphere as England. We are better than all 3 combined and not a single one of them would get any player in our team. Yes, I include Bale. Lallana and Sterling are both better than Bale and Andros Townsend is at least as good and didn't even get into our squad. England are TOO FUCKING GOOD for this group. If you put Mike Tyson in the ring with a fucking ferret the ferret would run away and Mike wouldn't land a punch. Put Mike in the ring with a heavyweight and he destroys him. England will easily beat any of the so called 'top' teams because they might try and fucking score. England will win this fucking tournament. England are like a caver who crawls through caves as a living. Put a caver in a wide open field and he has no idea what to do because he isn't trained for it, but put him in a dangerous and tight cave and he'll ease through just like England will when we play France or Germany or whoever.
>Wales potential 2nd round opponents
Albania. Wales won't beat them, Albania will just park the bus
Nothern Ireland, as above
Poland or Germany who will both destroy Wales
Czech Republic or Croatia, both far better than Wales
>England potential 2nd round opponents
Iceland, lel. fucking meme joke. England will devastate them as punishment for that volcano ruining our holidays a few years back, hopefully a few Iceland fans will get smashed outside the ground
Austria or Hungary. LEL, might need to reform the old empire they had to even scrape a draw
Portugual. Utter shit joke of a team. Clyne and Walker are both too good for old man Ronaldo.
England will reach the quarters, destroy France in front of their own fucking pathetic fans, Destroy Italy then beat whoever in the final.Wales are a fucking baby who teamed up with the other babies to escape the play area faster than an adult. England are an adult and will crush the babies head soon.
>>68739766
By your logic you should be afraid of shit teams like hungary.
You'll lose on penalties.
>>68738771
path to semis lies open to us
We're gonna get TSUUU'D Ronaldo gonna turn it on for one match against us
>>68738771
Implying we'd beat Belgium
>>68738771
Who would be your most and least preferred team to play in Group F England?
>>68738771
Mate you will get us most likely, unless we draw/beat poortugal and Island beats Austria which is pretty fucking unlikely.
>yfw Woy is a mastermind and had it all planned.
>tfw England park the bus for 120 minutes against France and knock them out on penalties in their own tournament.
>>68739910
na its gonna be who can flop harder; ronaldo or the entire england team
>>68740063
>England
>winning penalties
>against a football team
>in your lifetime
If we faced Belgium we'd get BLACKED at least if we play France the only way they'd beat us is with a blooter
>>68739985
Most: Iceland. Meme team with little resistance to the counter.
Least: Poortugal. We'll draw, then go out on penalties against them, no question
>>68739766
>being this delusional lol
Your shitty team won't make it past quaterfinals.
>>68740133
>>England
>>winning penalties
>>against a football team
>>in your lifetime
You must be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan
>>68740140
>Last minute blooter to beat Romania
>Take 85 minutes to score at home against the worst team in the tournament
>Nearly beaten by Switzerland were in not for refball
Yeah no need to worry about France
>>68740213
I'd rather lose 1-0 to a tournament favourite than get absolutely blown the fuck out by an average striker who's physicality is the only thing he has going for him
>>68739861
>punishment for volcano
>>68739766
jesus christe
Hmm doing the maths.. We need results from Hungary and Iceland to go our way to avoid Portugal. If Iceland win and Hungry draw we play Iceland.
>mfw its a repeat of our group games
>mfw this Euro
>mfw Platini
>mfw the EU and other corporate big wigs think they know whats best
>>68740140
Belgium is atrocious when they concede a goal. No leaders and no resolve. When they're ahead they can fuck you up though. Italy, Spain, Germany and France are the dangerous ones.
>>68739766
Be ready to sell your ass to cover for the dept you're on
I don't like the "some third placed teams advance" meme
I'm fine with 24 teams but can't we just only let 1st and 2nd advance?
>>68738771
lol I'm from /hoc/ and I know nothing about soccer.
Am I fucked?
Is all of /sp/ gonna turn into Portugal supporters then? So that they win the group and we get Hungary?
>>68740353
Lukaku wouldn't have to play with his back to the goal against us which is all he needs to fuck up a shit defence like ours
>>68738771
>fearing France
France is shit.
>>68740431
We don't care if you get Hungary dude.
We will kick you hard when you'll meet based France
CANT FUCKING WAIT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68740494
No amount of refball will save you from a team that can actually pose a threat.
>>68740478
>this same Romanian repeating this again and again
fucking hell, I read this sentence like 5 times from a romanian
>>68740426
>Russia
yep
IS NO ONE AFRAID OF MIGHT GROUP LEADER HUNGARY?
Official result of euro 2016
>>68739766
based scotland
>>68740643
>Belgium beating Wales
lolno
>>68740718
>>68740726
>Belgium 0-0 Wales
>Wales 1-0 Belgium
>>68740643
> Germany beating Italy
>>68739328
there isnt any way around that
it was the same when the world cup had 24 teams
>>68739861
Based England
>>68740190
The last (and only) time England won a penalty shootout was in 1996 against Spain, so if he's 18 it's ok.
>>68739133
kek, this guy...
>>68741033
>2012 - Italy - lost 4-2
>2006 - Portugal - lost 3-1
>2004 - Portugal - lost 6-5
>1998 - Argentina - lost 4-3
To be fair, in 2004 they did net all five of the regulation pens.
Switzerland
Poland
Spain
Slovakia
Wales
Czech Rep
Hungary
Belgium
Germany
Albania
Italy
Croatia
France
N. Ireland
England
Iceland
>>68739766
Next level bait
England were unironically too good for this fucking shit group. Slovakia, Wales and Russia are not even in the same stratosphere as England. We are better than all 3 combined and not a single one of them would get any player in our team. Yes, I include Bale. Lallana and Sterling are both better than Bale and Andros Townsend is at least as good and didn't even get into our squad. England are TOO FUCKING GOOD for this group. If you put Mike Tyson in the ring with a fucking ferret the ferret would run away and Mike wouldn't land a punch. Put Mike in the ring with a heavyweight and he destroys him. England will easily beat any of the so called 'top' teams because they might try and fucking score. England will win this fucking tournament. England are like a caver who crawls through caves as a living. Put a caver in a wide open field and he has no idea what to do because he isn't trained for it, but put him in a dangerous and tight cave and he'll ease through just like England will when we play France or Germany or whoever.
>Wales potential 2nd round opponents
Albania. Wales won't beat them, Albania will just park the bus
Nothern Ireland, as above
Poland or Germany who will both destroy Wales
Czech Republic or Croatia, both far better than Wales
>England potential 2nd round opponents
Iceland, lel. fucking meme joke. England will devastate them as punishment for that volcano ruining our holidays a few years back, hopefully a few Iceland fans will get smashed outside the ground
Austria or Hungary. LEL, might need to reform the old empire they had to even scrape a draw
Portugual. Utter shit joke of a team. Clyne and Walker are both too good for old man Ronaldo.
England will reach the quarters, destroy France in front of their own fucking pathetic fans, Destroy Italy then beat whoever in the final.Wales are a fucking baby who teamed up with the other babies to escape the play area faster than an adult. England are an adult and will crush the babies head soon.
>>68739766
>Destroy Italy
the psychosis is real
>>68741566
Switzerland
Spain
Wales
Belgium
Germany
Croatia
France
England
do people actually unironically care about watching european """"men""" flop rather than watching copa america?
>>68741740
Semis
Spain
Belgium
Croatia
France
France wins in Final
good
we can't beat shit teams parking the bus
i think we can win the Euros. this isn't like 2010 when we couldn't string a pass together against Algeria. we have dominated from minute 1 to minute 90, all our opponents, who have defended with 10 men behind the ball. against a more adventurous side, i expect Vardy, Rooney and Sturridge to fill their boots
>>68741618
>Lallana and Sterling are both better than Bale
I thought it was bait at first but this just confirms it.
>>68741764
well at least it's an actual tournament not a literal meme cup LOL I KNOW WE HAD ONE LAST YEAR BUT HERE'S AN EPIC IDEA, LET'S DO ONE THIS YEAR AS WELL LOL, are you for fucking real? no wonder CONMEME has been outplayed by UEFA for the past 20 years
>>68740643
> Italy - Germany
> Germany Advances
Do you remember this sport is Football right?
>>68738771
If we beat Croatia we go directly to the semifinals.
Germany will never beat us, it's their curse and they have to deal with it.
>>68741875
if european soccer was as physical, manly, and exciting as american soccer maybe you europoors could afford to hold a big tournament every year too. thanks to you it's called povertyball.
when people started wisening up and realizing american soccer wasn't full of flopping diva shemales the revenue started to soar. nothing wrong with a tournament every year, just like football, basketball, hockey, and every other sport. a lot can change in a year.
>>68741980
>if european soccer was as physical, manly, and exciting as american soccer
We've already got a women's Euro m8.
>>68742117
I know I've been watching it the past week
>>68742182
o sht
>>68739766
JESÚS CRISTO
>>68742182
KEKUNA
>>68739766
holy shit, this isn't copypasta?
jesus christ england fans are delusional, i mean, do you actually say this shit in real life to other people? don't they just laugh at you? or is it just that intense of a circlejerk about your soccer team?
>>68742182
we really need to win tomorrow
>>68742182
>>68742241
>>68742272
>>68742311
are you just gonna dump your entire /v/ reaction image folder to your own post?
>>68742285
No it's not. It just happened to be the exact same post 4 times ITT.
You yanks are proper thick.
>>68742285
god yanks are stupid
>>68742182
JEJ
>>68741980
>as physical, manly, and exciting as american soccer
serious posts only please
>>68741808
As much as it would be great sight to see England winning something in a while, I think the younger generations deserve this. Teams like Belgium, Hungary and Iceland have put some real entertainment for foodball fans, something the old teams like France, Italy, Portugal and England have failed.
>>68742182
i want to fuck that reply
>>68742182
/fit/ approves
>>68742182
EUROPEANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68742486
>>68742431
>>68742381
>>68742311
>>68742272
>>68742241
>>68742554
helloooo reddit
>>68742182
MOP LEL
>>68742182
pretty funny senpai
>Americans
>>68742117
>>68742182
>>68742182
>when the banter hits too close to home
>>68742182
pic related, all europoor right now
>>68739766
>'66
England to win the tournament. confirmed.
>>68740643
That made me realize it would be so much better for Croatia to lose to Spain and -as long as Czech Rep wins- finish third.
