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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN FOOTBALL CAME HOME TO BONNIE WALES
GET IN HERE LADS
WE'VE TOPPED THE GROUP AND BEATEN THE ENGLISH. TRULY FUCKING GLORIOUS
Sheepville reporting in, it's coming home lads.
>>68736448
I never doubted you Wales, I wish I was Welsh.
i was at home shagging me sheep
>>68736701
Easy there lad
llweylenmyllenlly born and bred here lads
not one drop of norman blood
The sheep of wales gotta be filled with the semen of patriots. Prince william a.k.a. """""""prince"""""""" of whales is not my bog lord, he is germanic, and probably a faery too. Llue and LLyr, not adam and eve, praise proud welshman king arthur XD
>>68736982
Oh shit nigga
Ystalyfera reporting
Frog Island, Cardiff here lads
>>68736891
EASEYYYY
EASSSEEEEYYYY
>>68736982
kek
Caravan city reporting in
>>68736448
>>68737353
/roath/ baby
Will Wales finally get the recognition it deserves on 4chan and get their own flag?
Cwmbran here, lads. This is fucking beautiful.
c-can i be welsh now?
UK has to cheat by grandfathering in as many teams as possible into the Euros.
>>68737565
>NI and wales qualify for the euros
>Didn't get our flags (fakes ones or not) free
;_;
>>68737353
>>68737477
who /barry/ here
Cool dragon
/lifelong/ from Bristol here lads
alri
Buedaapyiestefera reporing in.
>>68736982
>not praise glyndwr or tom jones
slipped up there cariad
Why is there a tail coming of the dragons mouth
/lifelong/ from Ystalystadt here we did it lads!
>>68737834
It's a tongue bud.
>>68737565
>>68737715
Imagine how much more banter there would be with England / Wales / Scotland / NI flags
Hiro, if you're reading this, please do it. The Six Nations banter every year would be absolutely glorious
>>68736448
>BEATEN THE ENGLISH
2-1 m8
>>68737565
>>68737715
Moot said a while back that it's literally not possible iirc
>>68737736
>Bristol
Top lad
>>68738000
His reasoning was bullshit
Jap moot > old and broken moot
I hope someone webm'd the crying Welsh fan of tonight
>>68736448
How big of an upset is this exactly?
>>68737736
Bristol lad reporting in senpai
Only gay in the village here.
Come on Wales!!!
>>68738336
>How big of an upset is this exactly?
roughly completely irrelevant
>>68738000
It definitely is possible. If you can geolocate IPs to different countries then you can geolocate IPs to England / Wales / Scotland / NI (which are, of course, countries)
Wel done sheepshaggers!
>>68736448
Posting from a barn in New Wales, la. WE are advancing.
>>68737729
>>68737353
/carmarthen/ reporting in.
>>68736982
>>68736448
WELL DONE ENGLAND
WELL DONE
HOWEVER I AWARD 3 POINTS TO WALES DUE TO RUSSIA'S FORFEIT
>>68726072
>>68726072
GET IN HERE CELEBRATION THREAD
I love cocks
>tfw gone to every Wales qualifier since 2000
Feels worth it lads
>1. Wales
>2. England
congrats lads
/wales/ meetup when?
lets share a pint at dempseys lads, i'll get the first round in.
>>68736448
CYMRU AM BYTH
>mfw Wales is now the big brother
>>68738000
It is possible, I have seen it on other boards I would suspect the reason it hasn't actually been done is because the banter would be absolutely off the scale.
YES BOYOS, YES. HAHAHAHAHA
I'm Welsh but currently live in Germany
Go Wales!
4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL 4REAL
WlkdasvSDAGasdlkwfeafasdpaoofnaguioasnoenwamfiemwaofnaweuobnfuawbne reporting in
>>68738438
Bootyblasted Englishman detected
>>68738336
Put it this way. Wales are minnows of international football - this is the first major tournament they've qualified for in 58 years. Whereas England have played in pretty much every tournament for a long time (apart from Euro 2008).
England like to think they're a """big team""" but really they're fucking terrible. A bit like Portugal I guess.
It's not really a massive "upset" because England are still going through. But it is highly, highly embarrassing to England that they have been outperformed by a country whose population is 6% the size of theirs.
Who /Canton/ here?
GET IN
Well done Wales, can't say the same for ingerland
>>68738597
>Dempsey
Is that next door to Landon Donavan's tavern and The Keeper's Fumblina Saloon?
>>68736448
>AND BEATEN THE ENGLISH
you've literally lost to them just a couple days ago you fucking idiot
WAAAAALES!
>>68738568
Ok anon.
>>68738648
ben is it u?
I just looked at the upcoming RO8 table
On one side:
ITALY
ENGLAND
PORTUGAL
FRANCE
CROATIA
GERMANY
IRELAND
SLOVAKIA
on the other:
SPAIN
WALES
POLAND
SWITZERLAND
HUNGARY
UKRAINE
BELGIUM
AUSTRIA
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/LIFELONG/ HERE
IN THE 1600s MY ANCESTORS CAME FROM WALES ON A BOAT TO AMERICA BECAUSE THEY LOVED FREEDOM SO MUCH
>>68738568
You only gay in the village too?
/Newport/ here. The place that held the Ryder Cup a few years ago.
>England will have to play the 2nd placed in group F
>probably Portugal (but I hope Iceland)
Memes will be had either way
>>68736448
/lifelong/ since they won the round robin lad
>>68736448
Possibly one of the greatest moments of my life was seeing Eng-Slov 0-0 at full time
HAHAHAHA
>>68738782
TOP OF THE LEAGUE MOTHERFUCKER!
well done, lads
/Roath/ reporting in
Although my home is /Pembs/
>>68737353
>>68737477
>>68737729
>>68738519
who /thenewsaints/ here? born and bred
>>68738936
you must have had a shite life lad
>>68738742
>Canton
Jesus christ lad, unlucky
>>68739074
Could have been worse, could be English
>>68736594
no you dont
>>68738740
>it is highly, highly embarrassing to England
Speaking as an Englishman, it's really not.
We played against a very defensive Slovakia that we couldn't break down due to Roy's tactical ineptness, and even then would have topped the group without the classic England choke against Russia caused by the horrid subs.
>>68739114
The good part near pontcanna / howells m8
>>68739047
I hope you're in comfy lakeside and not in Paki central Albany road.
>>68738742
I may well know who you are.
>>68739267
spooooky
Off Flint reporting in lads
>>68737353
/caerau/
>>68739422
>Off Flint
Congrats Wayulz. Have some Welsh /tv/ greentext
>walk into cinema, alone
>settle in
>voice booming from the back "oi no sweaty bettys in here mate"
>turn round its llanarth rodge with a few tins of scrimpy
>"oh alright rodge"
>"cider glider with me?"
>accept his invitation, go sit next to him
>"you been rolling round in the hay with some pooftas have you"
>"nah just bailing"
>rodge finishes his scrimpy, throws it down on the floor with some contempt
>"nothing like bailing mind you. hang on, its fucking christian bale in this! christian hay-baler. fuckin hel imagine that, not batman but the Bale Man!"
>"do well round here"
>"big time. big box office takings i reckon...glynn [owner] wouldnt have to take that remortgage"
---
>From small rural place in Wales
>Watching The Dark Knight at a village showing
>Packed out with farmers
>Scene where bat-mobile is doing impossible manoeuvres
>"Wonder what grips he's got on those tyres then"
>Whole room: "Oh aye"
>"Wouldn't mind them on my tractor mind you"
>Whole room: "Oh aye no word of a lie there oh aye"
---
>walk into boyhood with the lad llewlyn
>"bit quiet in here llew"
>"tidy patch to watch it from here"
>sit right at the back
>lad walks in with a girl
>sees us
>bellowing away
>"CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THOSE FLY BOYS HAVE STARTED ASSIGNIN YOU SEATS? USED TO BE YOU'D PUT YOUR JACKET ON IT"
>"aye aye you're right"
>"mad world"
>just me llew and the bellowing lad with his date in the cinema
>they sat quite close up front
>halfway through boyhood
>can see him turnin round
>"WHAT DO YA RECKON THEN SHAGS? LAND OF NOD FOR ME"
>walk out, llewelyn says to me on the drive home "don't think that loud cunt will be popping smiths for the dvd of that one"
>>68737353
/underrated post/
>>68739464
Kek smae guy as last time, where you from m9?
>>68739522
Holywell senpai
>>68738474
>which are, of course, countries
If we use the special British definition of the word which no one anywhere else in the world uses.
Sovereign countries usually have their own military, government and economy. That can't be said for """England""" """Scotland""" """Wales""" and """Northern Ireland"""
>tfw you don't even need to be a proper free country to beat England in your group
North wales, specifically everything between Colwyn Bay and Prestatyn is an absolute shithole.
Say what you like about the valleys they don't have internet to read it anyway.
>>68739499
kek we say oh aye too
>>68737729
oi whats occurin, going spoons later?
>>68739612
My families from there, my auntie used to run the cross foxes
>>68739499
class
>>68738839
>france, italy, england and germany in one group
WW third round?
>>68739499
It's almost like I'm there...
>>68739499
>see llanarth rodge down the bandy's alley taking a slash against mcewan's bakery
>"alright rodge"
>"aye just takin a slash against mcewan's bakery"
>"fancy straight out of compton tonight shag?"
>"nah that compton girl has dodgy brothers"
>later that evening
>walk into the cinema
>glynn (owner) has had a new haircut
>rodge is laughing away
>"some gumption being a widower and having a slick pete like that glynn! you look like fuckin carl hanratty son. where'd you go for that short back and sides?"
>"larrop's"
>larrop is a local barber who once drove down to the local police station to dispute a parking ticket. trouble was he was piss drunk when he got there and was arrested
>rodge's eyes widen
>"i thought he had died after a heart-attack on a ride-on mower"
>>68739854
>heading into glynn's cinema, rodge running a little late
>"oh alright glynn just a pack of the maltesers and any of the scrumpy going"
>"twenty five pounds"
>glynn's got a taste for cash in hand
>"come on glynn, i thought i was talking to the organ grinder and not the monkey"
>"i am charging a bit dear"
>settle for fifteen and head in
>texting llanarth rodge's new number to tell him i've got scrumpy and we're ready to roll, aisle five ("five and alive")
>text back "you've got the wrong number"
>shaking my head because rodge is up to doings
>film starts
>films ends
>no rodge
>walk out
>rodge haggling with glynn over the price of scrumpy
>rodge: "i don't remember you giving half a mind to prices when you were the quad-bike bandit taking duck eggs from betridge's farm"
>glynn: "we've been on the back-and-forth here for the best part of an hour and a half now"
>rodge: "well if you're going to be a tight cunt it only takes you five seconds to show me the door"
---
>llanarth rodge a hairdresser by trade
>glynn [cinema owner] needs a trim
>glynn pops down rodge's shop for the old neat front back and sides
>note on rodge's door "out for fifteen minutes" (doesn't specify the time he left)
>glynn waits for 40, shaking his head - he can't believe the trade rodge is having here
>next time im in the cinema buying tickets with rodge
>"regular alan sugar you are rodge, sooner sink the moon than get a buzz down your shop"
>"oh aye sorry glynn, got stuck in traffic it was"
>"the fuck it was rodge i saw you dangling fishing lines on the iron bridge"
>rodge has been rumbled
>"alright glynn, pop by my house tomorrow (sunday) for a trim up"
>glynn pops over rodge's house
>knocks
>no answer
>nobody home
>walk by cinema few days later, voice booms from inside
>"you can tell your mate rog he's like fucking tits on a bull and all"
>>68739917
>rennie's lad has brought in a tidy bit of stuff on a date
>he's got on a fairish bit of clobber and some brylcreem slicking the hair back
>llanarth rodge clocks this
>"fuck me, it's fatty arbuckle ain't it?"
>rennie's lad starts giving some lip back
>llanarth rodge tells him if he doesn't button up he'll "be out of here like shit through a goose"
---
>bit of a hub-bub around the parish because the dark knight rises is being shown on friday
>few people in their best array for it, lookin tidy
>some discontent in the lobby with glynn [cinema owner] being accused of cashing in on the hub-bub
>ieuan not happy "gotta be a banker for a bag of juicy fruits with you now is it glynn?"
>notorious opening scene
>bane's plane appears over cia's, it's obviously bigger
>some johnny comelately brainbox says "perspective up to its old tricks again"
>obviously bane's plane is bigger, somebody says "load of bollocks from you"
>boredom setting in in the third act
>one old lad saying to the morgan matriarch "when your old man used to go to the gym he was such a lank of piss mind you they'd put weights on either end of him and lift him"
>glynn selling goodybags for a premium on the way out
>>68736982
Actually laughed
>>68739917
>glynn (cinema owner) moving up in the world, has signed up to stream one of those national theatre 'shakespeare live' productions at his cinema
>rodge sends him a text "you're putting on airs lately glynn!"
>pick up the old man rhodri because he loves a book mind you
>rodge not keen to give up the front seat in my wagon so rhodri is the backseat bandit
>on the way to the cinema
>rhodri is in the land of nod in the back, dead to the world
>rodge: "he could be dead mind you"
>we go by a church
>rodge: "there was a funeral there earlier today"
>pause
>rodge: "we could just chuck the old shag in the hole and be done with it"
ABERDARE CHECKING IN
>>68739651
fairly sure everyone in the UK and Ireland says oh aye except southern poofs
>>68740175
Unlucky boyo
Is the name of your country pronounced like that (RIP)?
>>68737613
Cwmbran too lad.
>>68738648
Hey Will.
WE WUZ CELTS AND SHIT
>>68739618
>Sovereign countries usually have their own military, government and economy
No wonder all this talk of an EU army has Westminster so up in arms.
/lifelong/ here, I once went to an open day at Cardiff uni
wales have better odds at winning euro than leicester had at winning epl
>>68736448
Lifelong from Aberystwyth, California checking in.
>>68736448
i went to clandidno once
You know what? I'll say it. I don't really like Wales and I never have.
>>68741036
coom, with a short oo
ree, with a trill to keep the normies away
>scotland is still on the only UK team to never make it through the group stages
>>68736448
I've almost certainly got some Welsh blood somewhere in me, so yeah I've always been a fan.
Red kite best Welsh bird.
>>68738000
Krautchan has it so can't be impossible.
Super Furry Animals are my favourite band
>>68738597
Yeah, i'll stay for one.
>>68741869
to be fair, they're all probably drunk of doing lines of fucking coke in public bog stalls
>>68741759
That's nice.
>>68741994
sounds like the pub i was at before watching the england game
Big WELSH supporter here lads.
>>68739175
>The good part
C'mon now lad. I'm from Ebbw Vale. We can't hide how shite where we're from is.
Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MC8Lw5e9Q
Who /monmouthshire/ here?
>>68742036
She's a big girl.
>>68739499
>he's not from Cardiff
>>68742036
>big fake Welsh breasts
I prefer the natural kind.
if a welsh person from the north is a gog what are they called in the south?
>>68742082
For ewe
Why does England hate Wales so much?
I read about some of Welsh laws regarding free speech, and they sound garbage, but other than that, they seem like all the other European fucks.
>>68736982
Someone please make a Spurdo of this
Who else /Cardiff/ here
Anyone from Bala here?
>>68742099
Proper Welsh mun
Also, official threat theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXpWvEW3ZU
Da bloody iawn
>>68742126
>Why does England hate Wales so much?
it's the other way around
most english people have fond memories of going on holiday to wales
>>68742126
Jealous of the BWC (Big Welsh Cock)
Might for a walk in the glorious Brecon Beacons tomorrow lads
>>68742036
I get my hair cut at her brother's shop. No joke.
>>68742126
>Why does England hate Wales so much?
No such hate exists. If there was both sets of fans wouldn't have joined together to chant at the Russians.
>>68742146
SFAOK SFAOK
went watching this at the ritz in manchester, fucking amazing gig
>>68742126
England and Wales stuff is all playful banter.
american wasp here, yes my family is all english but I guess now I'm a /sheepmissile/
>>68739618
They are countries, they've just been occupied by England for a while.
>>68742179
Lucky man, was living up in Manchester around when they played there but had to head back down south on the day.
>>68742265
second time i've seen them, the first time was at the leeds festival during phantom power era
great seeing them dressed as yetis going mental to the man don't give a fuck
>>68741375
>>68739618
>>68742261
The problem with IPs is that service providers here don't register IPs as Scottish and so on.
People on Plusnet are all registered as being in Yorkshire even if they're in Wales or Norn Iron or Scotland.
um no m8
1. you've already lost a game. making all future games null and void. you can't be a cup winner when you've already lost in the cup
2. you lost to England. so by no metric can you say Wales have beaten England... in fact the only nation in the entire tournament that can say they have lost to England, is Wales.
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>>68742092
>Sarah also made an appearance as a Page 3 girl in the Daily Star newspaper in March 2011, [2] however this was shortlived - the newspaper decided that Sarah's breasts were too big for any further appearances on Page 3! [3]
>too big
Bloody English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh4PTvFDssM
>>68742353
t . Jealous haggis muncher.
>>68737353
llantwit major reporting in lads
>>68742455
>tfw no baby llew
STILL FUCKING BUZZIN
yes boysssssssss
we did it
>>68742893
CYMRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
anyone ever go to lledr hall?
>wales is a better team than england
>norn iron is a better team than ireland
Am I dreaming?
WALES
A
L
E
S
I hope the support powerful of Japan helped you.
Now let's win the trophies!
>>68741445
A true Welshman.
Welcome to glory Boyo!!!
>>68743056
BASED NIPPON!!
The eternal shithole of Wrexham reporting in lads.
>team a beats team 1
>team I wins the group
>>68743157
Give your misses a punch from me lad.
>>68736448
Goatfucking city reporting here where you from
>>68743172
I think somebody may have broken your keyboard m8
>>68736448
Im rooting for you. As an American mutt some of my ancestors were Welsh. Granted some where english, German, Danish, French, and Native American too, but on days like today I like to think we are are Welsh.
Suck it England you passionless cunts
>>68738474
except it isn't. My IP location moves from Wrexham to Chester quite often. Neither of which are really close to my home bu that's not the point.
>>68743188
The only reason you have to fuck goats whilst we fuck superior and sexy sheep is that you need to have horns to hold onto so the animal doesn't try to run away from your ugly arab ass.
>>68736448
Nice pet you have in your flag dude
8/10 good taste
also, i was drinking mate and laughing.
>>68742126
England and Wales is the friendliest of rivalries between home nations. It's fierce but there's a mutual respect there.
