Slovakia vs Eng-er-land Pregame Thread
>thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyXtpywe2Nw
What's your prediciton lads?
No this is the real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1k0VyebB8
>>68725133
>What's your prediciton lads?
8-0 England
>>68725142
i like it
>>68725149
1-1 here, think i'm gonna put a cheeky tenner on a draw desu
No one in the world cares this meme cup besides Europeans lnao
>>68725133
>What's your prediciton lads?
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
Vardy for Sterling
Sturridge for Kane
Wilshere for Alli
Please Woy do this and we'll boss it.
>>68725202
>>68724262
keep up lad
>>68725198
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
>mfw the Cox murder will make ppl vote remain
>mfw the jews win again
>>68725202
That is officially what's happening, haven't you been following the news? And why not Alli? He's pretty good, Wilshere a shit.
>>68725246
>>mfw the Cox murder will make ppl vote remain
>>mfw the jews win again
I thought we were talking about the EURO 2016...
>>68725177
When was the last time a non Euro country won the World cup?
Hmm...
>>68725246
>And why not Alli? He's pretty good, Wilshere a shit.
He was absolutely fucking awful against Wales and bang average against Russia. Doesn't deserve any more starts this tournament.
Wilshere's form for England is absolutely brilliant, he deserves his chance.
https://streamable.com/3w7m
>Ideal result:
Slovakia win
Wales win
>>68725133
My prediction is another boring result in a boring tournament. Seriously, is anyone excited for this shit?
>>68725303
Not gonna happen, the meme magic will be with England tonight. The Vardy Party is in town.
Also
>not posting Brie
>>68725297
well he fucking sucks when he's playing for Arse 2bh
>>68725349
Not true at all
He's always one of our best players when he's played in the last couple of years it's just that he's constantly injured so he never plays
>>68725598
>when he's played in the last couple of years
What's that, 3 games over 2 years? That's not something to get excited about you mong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7LQvtquPOI
So England or Wales? I'm having a really hard time deciding. I really like Wales, but I feel like the England one is going to have more memes.
>>68725736
memes all the way senpai
A draw with Slovakia winning the 1st half.
VOTE NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
>>68725654
3 games in the past year actually.
He was relatively fit last season and played well.
He's a very good player he just has serious injury issues that are holding him back. But he's a great player.
>Woy
Rooney coming on second half i reckon
>>68725285
2002 Brazil with Ronalda, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho. Great side (honorary mention Roberto Carlos, Lucio, Emerton, Denilson, Cafu). Can't remember who's next to Lucio or who was the keeper. Great team regardless.
>>68725142
>>68725673
>this isn't Bebo pls stop
The permutations of this group show why this format is so boring, two draws today will put the first 3 teams in the KOs:
Eng - 5 pts
Wales - 4 pts
Slovakia - 4 pts
Russia - 2 pts
Slovakia will certainly go through as one of the 3rds with 4 points, England is already resting players &c, the only team that actively needs today to win today is Russia.
Had I money to bet, I'd put it on two 0-0s today.
The format of the tournament is awful, too many shit teams and letting 3rd place teams go to knockouts is crazy.
>>68725246
day before voting this happens
http://www.timeout.com/london/blog/celebrate-jo-coxs-life-and-mark-her-birthday-in-trafalgar-square-on-wednesday-061816
Brits got played like a fiddle, poor Farage
OK correct me if I'm wrong BUT if England loses tonight by more than one goal AND Wales and Russia don't draw OR if England loses by one goal and Russia wins by two + OR Wlaes win then England can be out of the tournament by finsih 5th best 3rd placed.
It's a bit far-fetched but if my calcs are right it would then require a combination of all those events :
-Norn Ireland doesn't lose against Germany
-Czech Republic wins against Trukey
-Portugal & Island win their games
-Ireland wins against Italy (which is possible because Conte will change the whole team)
This would be golden, kicked out of Euros 2 days before Brexit
>inb4 Autism
>>68726974
Obsessed desu
>>68726974
>implying Brexit will happen
We're staying in the EU.
>>68727000
Trips confirm. Also, good, if you're not retarded that's what you'll do
I'm so excited lads
>>68726987
Always looking for the memes. I'm not really ABE
Upsets are always fun though
>>68725177
>No one cares about the European Championships other than Europeans
WOW I WONDER WHY
>>68725133
GO ENGLAND!!! ITS COMING HOME CUNTS
I've got a bad feeling about this guys
Forza Slovakia!
>>68727000
>>68727014
>tfw left it too late to vote
Please don't vote us out lads
>>68727105
>that webm
>slovakia
seems about right
>no Milner
Woy has bottled it
>>68725177
Once again proving S. Americans don't really care about soccer, only their meme players and teams.
>16/24 teams qualify for the knockout stage
Is it vardy or Sturridge through the middle?
>>68725349
>when he's playing for Arse
Don't remember this happening in recent history.
>>68727234
Not a huge fan of this new format either but it's better than having just 4 groups.
>>68726974
>wanting your biggest rivals to lose this hard
Obsessed desu
>>68727122
how can you hungarians be so butthurt all the time?
>>68727101
>worried about England
All things considered, our loss is the least likely outcome tonight. It's going to be a draw (this is what I'd bet on) or us getting cheeky 3 points. As long as we can contain Vardy's runs they have next to no threat.
>>68727336
I've always enjoyed looking at Tables & rankings, sue me
>taking off Rooney for Henderson
>changing your fullbacks
Why tho?
>>68727449
>vardy on the wing
hate this meme
>>68727449
think clyne is underrated to be fair, he's been up there with Milner for Liverpool's best player this year
ready for memeing englad's loss?
>>68727110
Fucking cuck
>>68727449
take out Wilshit for Milner and Hart for anybody else and that's England's strongest team
the meme ends today
England will score 2 goals one by Vardy
This match is gonna have the most goals on champs thus far
>>68727630
Does a meme truly ever end my friend, it only gets replaced by another.
>>68725142
fresh shit!
this is my thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxSoZyxqzSc
I put some money on Slovakia, I mean COME ON, 5.5 odds? England is not that good.
>>68727704
>tfw bet 20 on Eng-er-land
>>68727704
what's the odds for a draw?
i am betting 1-1
>>68727767
3,5.
at least here
>>68725142
>>68727684
>ooga booga jungle music
when will this meme end?
>>68727767
2-0 Wales, Bale is going to tear apart their ancient defence
>>68727767
>>68728218
Wrong thread my bad
Stayign in for this one
Will be my first ever serous England game on /sp/
what am i in for
>>68725279
>>68725246
The media has been very clever and not mentioning that Cox wasn't targeted at all. She stuck her goodie goodie nose into an argument between two blokes and got shot for it.
The guy was mental, he was on a watchlist, he had said he felt like murdering somebody or some shit to his counsellor and the "BRITAIN fIRST" thing was never said, the three people who claimed he said it
1. Revoked his statement
2. The other was a BNP member trying to, likely, shit on Britain First
3. The other doesn't exist
The friends of hers who were there said nothing was shouted either.
>>68726974
Why does it matter? It could happen and if it does, it's not a big shock. People seem to think that teams deserve to be in a comp because they exist. When any sports team losing goes to show they're not good enough. KO competitions are inherently easier than leagues.
ING-UR-LUND
ING-UR-LUND
ING-UR-LUND
>>68728283
does your white low-class vote more UKIP or more BNP?
>>68727618
>It's the butthurt ABA Irishfag
You're in every thread shitting on somebody cause you don't like the team he's in. Fucking delusional thinking Wilshere isn't a good player for England. You'd rather have "le do nothing all game Mr Reliable man xD" Milner in the team.
>b-b-but le best England player rankings xD
Fuck off paddy. Give back British clay.
>>68727449
>team is submitted 15 mins prior to kick off
>somehow the entire formation and lineup has been released
Not even Woy is that fucking stupid. Screencap this; it won't be like this. Nobody releases a team 8 hours before kick-off so the team can practice against the line-up. The only reason you'd do it is to trick a team into preparing for something that never materialises.
>>68728352
BNP is a joke m8 , more like unemployed vote BNP.UKIP is the true working mans party
>>68728352
This 'low class' vote is wrong. It's not backed up by any proof. It's also completely opposite. Low class vote for the left because they promise more benefits and less cuts. Those who vote right are middle and middle to upper class people because they don't want to lose MORE money giving it to immigrants and lazy people. ie; people who don't deserve it.
Cameron can't even get the benefit spending down right now, how the hell does he think he can do it when Turkey eventually get into EU?
So, neither. They don't vote for either. If anything they vote for UKIP because it's the 'less racist BNP' and it's somehow not as socially unacceptable to do so. Plus, Farage is likeable to a degree and seems to know what he's doing, rather than the literally who that is Walker.
>>68728261
Shitposting when the inevitable loss happens, even during. If England somehow win, you have then the delusional "GIVE US THE TROPHY NOW" posts. If it's like the England v Wales game, then it'll be "APOLOGIZE" posting.
>>68728355
Wilshit is shit
deal with it
>>68728261
Arguments
>>68728261
delightful discussion, banter, cups of tea, slags, booze and fags, politics, nationalism and walls of >greentext
who pre/drunk7 here amigoss
At least he's not playing Sterling
>>68728489
Top argument lad. Totally not cause you're biased. Looking forward to Europe next year with Liverpool?
>>68727741
I put 25 pogs on it senpai, we're in this together.
>>68729030
Why not watch both?
>>68728659
Its monday, im very concerned for you Austria-kun
>>68729057
I will.
>>68729071
>not choosing a side
You owe football to England, Huebro. You know what to do.
>>68727348
sorry that I offended u with my butthurtness but we will never ever gonna recover from Trianon ...
>>68728949
>Wilshit plays for Arsenal for 7 years
>Arsenal finish 4th
>Wilshit doesn't play for Arsenal for 1 year
>Arsenal finish 2nd
checkm8 m8
>>68727063
if england go through, great, bring on the next round
if england lose, great, bring on the shitposting and bitching to strangers at the pub
win/win
>>68725303
Who's that girl and is there porn of her?
>>68729071
Might do too.
We play Italy Thursday, but we won't beat them. *sigh*
>>68729093
Both teams will play safe today that's why I'm predicting a 0-0, and I'll be switching between games.
>>68727449
rooney was taken out for wilshere. henderson is replacing dele alli in the box to box role.
are you representative of the people who criticise roy? you don't know what you're talking about.
>>68726974
>Portugal winning anything
the dream is dead, Ronaldo will see to it
>>68726281
He's the best player on the team you uncultured cretin. Should really be starting him.
>>68729211
We should've taken out Alli for Wilshere and kept Rooney in.
Unless Rooney is knackered that is, but otherwise I don't see the point in taking him out. He's our captain, he's been our best player, and a Rooney-Wilshere midfield could be insanely dangerous.
>yfw sternig and Meme Ali start
What should I bet?
No meme answers pls
>>68729256
insanely dangerous yes.
>>68729270
No Sterling, Kane or Alli, la.
Woy's finally realised what makes our team work, and it's the power of meme magic
>>68729270
but neither are starting
alli is better than hendershite tho
>>68727449
>Henderson
why is this a thing
>Hart, Cahill, Smalling, Bertrand, Clyne, Dier, Henderson, Wilshere, Lallana, Vardy, Sturridge.
>Kozacik; Pekarik, Skrtel, Durica, Hubocan; Pecovsky, Kucka, Mak, Hamsik, Weiss; Nemec.
>Vardy
>Studge
>Nemec
congrats England
Ah yes, very well done on qualifying for the knockout stages England.
HOWEVER
>>68729341
Woy's eternal over being Liverpool manager.
>>68729349
>4 Liverpool players
>>68729332
Thanks
>>68729349
>Smalling
>Hendershit
Other than that its an improvement.
>playing the back-ups when we aren't guaranteed to progress
what the fuck is the point of this. I don't see any reason to drop Rose, Walker or Rooney. I can definitely agree with Vardy and Sturridge though, and Wilshere.
>>68729349
i really have no idea about 8 of those slovakia players - anyone decent aside from hamsik/skrtl(kinda)/weiss(ehhh)? anyone especially shit?
Will England lose?
>>68729256
not really, roy's just making changes, giving people a chance. hederson's energy is good and wilshere can run the show.
>>68729405
Yes. Skrtle with the winner.
>>68729372
If not two 0-0s, which admittedly seems far fetched, maybe a 0-0 and a 1-1.
>>68729349
can you put your team in a formation for us?
>Slovakia chatting shit
Banging time
>>68729405
Rooney will come off the bench to score the equaliser
>>68729401
kucka is all right
Anyone have those matrixes that shows who wins if what? [all games
>>68727449
>Vardy on the wing
>Wilshit on instead of Rppney
>Bertrand
Just as there is literally no chance of a political Brexit, there is no chance of a footballing Brexit.
>>68729499
actually there is still a small chance of both
>>68729495
>matrices
is correct
risky brisky from roy resting all these players
feel it'll be either 1-1 or 2-0 England, bit wary of hamsheik mind you
>>68729497
>Vardy on the wing
he won't be. plus sturridge will be one the right, like against wales.
>>68725133
4-0 England
Vardy brace
Everyone involved in making this ITV opening and choosing the song deserves to be sacked desu
>>68729610
Bale is easily the worst one of ITV's intro.
It doesn't even resemble him.
>henderson
pls
pls why
who are these players?
post footy menes :D
>>68729110
>evade my question
Typical.
>le play Milner because LiverGOAT
>Milner players for his first season at Liverpool
>Finish 8th
CHECK. FUCKING. MATE.
GET FUCKED.
>>68729653
But football is better now. Zidane wouldnt even be a top 15 player in the world if he was playing now.
>>68729529
>small chance
>Brexit has a literal lead in the polls
Also people who want to remain in the EU are less likely to vote than those that want to leave, it could very well happen.
>>68729110
Didn't Liverpool finish 8th mate? I don't like Arsenal, but playing a guy who played in practically every Liverpool game, who ended up not even getting into the Europa League, is not the right swap. Same goes for Henderson. You obviously wouldn't play Barkley because Everton, so the alternative is Wilshere. Assuming any changes were made.
I've seen you post a lot before and I think it is a bit sad you have this obsession with a team.
> Vardy with Lalana and Sturidge as support
SHOULD BE THE FUCKING NORMAL STARTING XI
>>68729678
>>68729695
Vardys shit out wide desu, but ive got a lot of time for lallana i think he retains the ball well and hes got decent tekkers.
>>68729685
It's been losing it's lead unbelievably quick ever since the Jo Cox shooting.
>>68729577
From the looks of it Sturridge is on the left and Lallana is on the right :-s?
>>68729695
M80, 10 days ago Kane was the best striker in the world, why not start him now?
>>68729685
What polls are these, a pol 4chan poll?
>>68729737
>out wide
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>68729695
>LELanana
Granted he was decent last few games. Oddly only 2 proper wingers exist in the team. Why Walcott, Young, Deeney (he can play there), Delph and a few others can play there weren't picked as back-up (not subs ness, but back-up) I don't know.
>>68729742
People will forget the shooting pretty soon
>>68729693
it's scientifically proven that Jack Wilshit makes any team he plays in worse
>>68729685
I wasn't going to vote until I saw Farage's poster
>>68729685
they're more 'passionate' but also a huge chunk of the vote are poor(less likely to turnup on the actual day even if they say so) and there's generally a natural swing to the status quo compared to the polling for most referendums in the actual vote
the financial markets + betting markets also suggest it's going to be remain now
>>68729766
Isn't Vardy going to be playing on the wing with sturridge as the lone striker?
>>68729766
I think he was implying that Studge would be playing in the centre, rather than being outwide. Maybe it's a metameme.
>>68729648
I only know Hamsik and Kucka
>>68729742
how convenient
>>68729805
no. why would you think that?
>>68725133
>Woys pre match interview
He's a babbling turkey necked idiot
Absolute fucking retard
>>68729749
> Kane was the best striker in the world
No he wasn't. Vardy was involved in more goals than Kane and played less games.
Kane also has 0 trophies
Vardy has 4
Have to say Bilic has been good on ITV.
Crouch is a really comfy pundit desu
Itv won the pundit wars
>>68729833
Sturridge is a better striker than Vardy
>>68728261
To realise that /sp/ is a terrible board
>>68729778
Her birthday is a day before the vote and there's gonna be a massive thing for it in Trafalgar Square I think. What the fuck are the chances of this shit honestly
>>68729868
Sturridge dont you have a game to prepare for lad
>>68729868
he's better at the all round game - dropping deeper, linking with other players etc so is much more suited to play in a position that isn't a pure striker, especially compared to vardy
>>68729887
Well shit. Talk about a martyrdom.
I hate this feeling of maybe having to go poop but not being sure if it's a false alarm and having to go to the bathroom for nothing.
>>68729868
>chatting shit
Gf just sent me this lads
>>68729865
agree. I really miss are cheeky Chiles and his banter though 2bh
>smalling interview
[fag voice intensifies]
>>68729865
Yeah his contribution is great
>I think we all thought Sturridge and Vardy would start but there's a few other changes in there
Well done crouchy.
>>68729748
against wales it was the other way round so that's how i suppose it will be.
>>68729868
vardy was the cf against wales
it will be:
lallana vardy sturridge
>>68729929
tell her to lose weight, because you finally stopped believing in the feminist high-test propaganda
>>68729929
want my tongue in her arsehole T B H
Wew lads don't know how but I almost forgot about this
>>68725133
My prediction is that they will fight outside the stadium again.
>>68729978
It's ok this is pretty much a friendly game anyway.
>>68729929
a poorly cropped picture of someone far less overweight than herself?
COME ON SLOVAKS!!!!!
>>68730001
low test betas NEED to leave
>>68729959
>>68729965
>>68729967
Home nations final confirmed.
>>68729929
Gf sent me this too wtf look.
>>68729778
This is true but there isn't much time left.
>>68730032
stop it
Got a bad feeling. We're not through yet
>>68730056
Got anymore brilliant insight?
>>68730032
He didn't specify what final
I, for one, would like England .... to lose.
>All this 'we' and 'us'
Fucking hell what position is pulls playing tonight?
Quick, somebody link me a good AMV.
Vardy 9/4 to score, who else /printingmoney/ here?
>>68729929
Is that claire?
who /bastardbowl/ here?
LETS FETZ BRATAZ
>>68730091
cheeky cat
>englel
Slovakia 2 - 1 England
Wales 1 - 1 Russia
Right lads?
>>68730006
Yeah post the other angle where Ivan gets btfo one second later
>the mods have turned up
>>68730099
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M77oARxGEBk
>>68730093
hooligan in crowd
Where can I watch the Wales game?
>>68730110
Disappointed with this season, to be perfectly honest, relations.
>>68730019
Gf sent me this too wtf look
>>68730103
how is going to score if he's on the wing?
>>68729653
>dinho
kek
People talk about vardys non league rise but no one ever really mentions smallings rise
>2016
>people still insist on chatting shit
Do they want to get banged?
>>68725133
First, what is that shitty pseudo french song England??
Secondly, you are already qualified. So i watch this just because of your quality players/supporters/qt England.
>>68729401
duda is decent
>>68730126
Emily Rudd
What's the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia
>>68730166
because smalling's wasn't really a rise through the tiers
he went from maidstone to the PL in one go
Met this girl on tinder, what do you think lads?
>Jack Wheelchair starting
We've lost.
>>68729349
It is over we are going home
Is Sturridge less of a meme than Sterling?
>>68730006
>>68730129
gotchu my anglobro
>>68730192
Still a big jump though isn't it? Considering how a lot of these players have never known pro football outside of the top leagues
>>68730197
She needs to get someone better at photoshop
>mum is English
>pup is Welsh
No clue who I should be rooting for
>>68730183
Slovenes are Austrian Croats and Slovaks are Polish Czechs
>>68730197
she's fat but I'd fuck her senseless anyway
my mum's from maidstone
that's mad
>>68730211
Only if he goes the entire tourney without getting injured
>>68730197
Her arse is too fat. Swipe left.
>>68730230
C R A Z Y
>>68730197
lewd
>>68729942
>Chiles
No
>This report on Smalling
He was better last season
>>68730223
her arse is actually that big
>>68730152
CHAT SHIT
>>68730222
I guess that's true.
>>68730211
sturridge isn't a meme, he's genuinely a top class player
>>68730169
when does your team play again?
>>68729779
And Milner even worse.
Henderson too. Throw both of them one plus Clyne and England will lose hard.
Just ordered a onahole lads
>>68730217
They're all fucking dickheads. Can't believe how shitty the security is too though.
>Rooney not playing
England wins again
>>68730253
That picture IS photoshop'd, regardless of her actual arse size
>>68730166
>talented teenager signs for Man Utd
Because it's not a very compelling or original story is it?
Vardy on the other hand is nearly 30
>>68730272
Multi-track drifting
>>68730225
t. Abdul al Khaboom
>>68730272
Do nothing.
who /JanSlota/ here?
>>68730272
Walk away
>>68730272
these problems are always possible to expand like this desu.
>>68730271
Sunday
Can't wait for the game
>>68730272
I thought the trolley problem was a /lit/ only meme
what did he mean by this
>BBC and ITV hosting both games from each group exclusively
What the fuck why? Why don't they just do one each from the same group. It means if you want to watch the other game you have to either go on the BBC website or ITV4 which isn't available to North England.
Switch on the subtittles fags
you are all dead we got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN3yXxx02Lo
