It's the Cubs turn, right guys?
Please? With sugar on top?
>>68710178
the cusb curse is a curse of a quite different magnitude
it transcends sports
The Cubs curse is nothing more than a marketing gimmick. The city of Chicago won a World Series 10 years ago, Cubs winning is not going to be some momentous occasion.
Cleveland, an ENTIRE CITY, went 50+ years. Chicago has the Bulls and Blackhawks dynasties, the 85 Bears, the 05 White Sox... Chicago isn't hurting for titles.
>>68710785
>Cubs winning is not going to be some momentous occasion.
Literally no one cares about the White Sox. This is joked about all the time in /mlb/ because it's true. 2005 is considered one of the most forgotten world series wins of all time.
Please be San Diego's turn
nobody in this thread will live to witness the next Cubs world series championship victory.
>>68710178
>yfw the cleveland curse wasn't even half as long as the cubs curse
>>68710921
Except a majority of Chicagoans.
>>68710785
>Cubs drought is two cleveland droughts
>>68710178
Ill allow it, only because it is inevitable
>>68711465
But they are not the most popular team in thier own city.
>>68710178
I'll paraphrase Pete Rose in saying that despite this being one of the strongest teams in recent memory, the Cubs will find a way to screw things up.
>>68711202
Feels good man
>>68711465
>implying a single team's drought can compete with an entire city's
>>68710178
Lions first pls
>cubs win worlds eries
>bengals win owl
Maybe it's bizzaro time
Except the Cavs aren't actually likable.
Cubs fans are annoying as fuck. I hope they don't win for another 100 years.
>>68712184
K. Love, Kyrie and JR aren't likeable?
>>68710178
this is the year
>>68710785
>Blackhawks
>dynasty
>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>16 US presidents were elected
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck
>>68712239
Oops I meant are. On the other hand Joe Maddon is a bag of dicks.
>>68712298
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
oh god my sides
>>68711454
>Except a minority of Chicagoans
Fix'd
>>68710785
you're an idiot, Cubs winning a ws would be literally the biggest sports story imaginable, short of maybe the US winning a World Cup or something
2016 is the year of memes, so it's possible
>>68712702
This is something Cubs fans tell themselves that just isn't true. Maybe for Des Moines and Peoria, but Chicago itself isn't even a Cubs town.
>>68712699
The asshurt is so strong
>the abstract art form that is the chicago white Sox were able to win a world series than go 88 years before winning another before "chicago's team" won one
>>68712951
in all seriousness they're a Cardinals town lol
>>68711454
I dunno man the White Sox games I went to mostly consisted of Cubs fans who wanted to watch live baseball while the cubs were out of town
their team needs to be relocated, to be honest
>>68710178
Nope. Sorry, bandwagon faggot.
Go get murdered by gangsters.
>>68712702
That's some serious delusion.
>>68711454
Chicago has always been a Cubs town. You couldn't find a Sox fan until they won the title a decade ago.
>>68710178
nah, baby, DA TRIBE 4 DA LAND
>>68713332
>this is what ottomans tell themselves so they can sleep at night
importing sports milestones that will never come
Liverpool will win the league
CHC will win the pennant
Gonzaga / Syracuse / Butler / Oregon / Ohio State will win the national championship in basketball
Notre Dame will win the CFP
>>68713557
*important lol
>>68712298
>>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
Every, goddamn time that gets me to laugh out loud.
>>68710178
PRAISE CLORK!
>>68710785
>Blackhawks
>Dynasty
3 in 6 is not a dynasty, nigger.
>>68710178
Us first pls
>Leicester
>Cavs
>Cusb
I don't think a single year can handle so many memes
I am totally okay with the Cusb winning it all this year.
Tribe next year
Browns 2018
>>68715674
Blues had a chance after beating the Blackhawks. What the hell happened?
>>68715854
Mostly our top line was shit and didn't know how to play against a nonmeme defense
>>68715835
>Browns 2018
>almost lel
it will never happen for the Browns. the Tribe, however...
>Washington Capitals dominated regular season (no championship)
>Golden State Warrriors dominated regular season (no championship)
>Chicago Cubs are dominating regular season
OP, you got it backwards
>>68710178
The version with his penis hanging out is funnier.
>>68712298
>>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>>68711454
YEAH BECAUSE ITS THE SOX SELLING OUT EVERY HOME GAME. LOL
>dodgers have sucked ass my whole life
>not even sure what i would do if they won the WS
>>68715604
>>68712260
it is a dynasty when the jewish salary cap means you have to implode your team or cheat every year after winning a ring
>>68712298
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
Cubs BTFO
>ottoman cubes
