>Sat
NYCFC def UNION, 3-2 FT
Rev def. Whitecaps, 2-1 FT
Toronto FC def. Galaxy 1-0. FT
Orlando City SC vs San Jose, 2-2 FT
Columbus Crew SC vs Montreal Impact, 0-0 FT
Colorado Rapids def. Chicago Fire, 2-1 FT
Houston Dynamo vs FC United, 0-0 FT
Real Salt Lake vs Portland Timbers, 2-2 FT
>Sun
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 5pm
NY Red Bulls vs Seattle Sounders, 7:30
>www.nasl.com/schedule
>www.uslsoccer.com/scores
Old thread:
>>68624811
FIRST for PAGE TEN
>Soon
How to get into MLS? I don't have a local team. I've tried watching games but I'm just not emotionally invested in any team.
>>68684886
Go to one and see if you enjoy it
>Soon
>>68683616
>>68686886
soonfags get out reee
>Soon
>tfw 7:30 sunday game
>"soccer"
>dallas literally getting refballed out of a goal on national TV
how was that not a goal
pls response
nice """""""sport"""""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
how the ref missed that.
>sporting KC
More like sporting gay c lol
Haha micky mouse league doesn't have goal line technology?
Nice chant you fags lmao. MLS sucks
This shit would never fly in NASL. Can't wait until a real league takes over.
>Dallas
>>68684886
The league could do with a bit more celebrity, so you can love/hate a more famous player, but also
>>68685528
>Ima sporting.
>>68693819
>hahahahha I posted it again mom!
>>68693842
>can't wait
You can and you will.
NO ERA
>>68693852
>Dallas getting mocked by a Peruvian Flute Band
This is what makes soccer great, and proves the MLS is beyond borders.
>>68693842
>this delusional.
>>68693842
This desu
>>68693963
>scandinavia
MY NORGE
>NASL
>Most popular teams are in Carolina and St Louis
Literally a meme league. You're the hipster equivalent of the USFL, piss off.
>>68694045
I think your thinking of the usl.
>>68693908
It was pathetic
>>68694009
s-sup ameribro, everything good
also
>no handball
>tfw you missed Mexico's ass kicking
How was it bros?
i was on TV last night m8s, how cool is that?
Can this league be any more scripted? How the hell do you all live with this?
>DALLAS
>>68694621
literally cringed
>I rate a scripted league MLels over NASL
pathetic
>Dallass
>Btr
>Dallas getting exposed
No surprises here.
>Abdul-Salaam
Training ground shooting when?
>>68694699
What the hell is btr
Cosmos in when?
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
SKC fans are the most cringeworthy fans in MLS
>>68695612
Never. They aren't cucks and don't want MLS to control a stake in the the team and branding of the team.
>>68695612
When their ownership buys the Red Bulls (hopefully)
messi was in my fucking town today lads
>>68695849
Where? Houston?
>>68694693
>The most unpredictable league.
>>68695830
Why would you want that?
They're just as bad
>>68696168
>>68696168
They know what they're doing. Plus if Red Bull ever sells, they'll have to change the name and being the Cosmos would be a whole lot better than some other options.
>>68694145
USL is minor league MLS.
Piss off again.
>>68696316
A Red Bull is a way better drink than a Cosmo, senpai, unless you're a 50-year-old white woman.
>>68696522
>most popular teams are in Carolina and St. Louis
There is no st Louis nasl team. That's why I said your thinking of the usl dumb fuck.
>>68696803
No, I just don't care enough to look it up.
Carolina Railhawks and Ft Lauderdale Strikers. There you go. Who gives a fuck about St Louis.
We here
>>68696890
I don't care about st. Louis, nasl, or usl. I was just helping you out cause your post made no fucking sense.
>>68696997
every fucking time i forget baka
>Cobi Jones
Time to mute my TV.
>Duvall
>Zubar
why.jpg
>>68696997
Be sure to post pics inside to show us how empty the stadium really is.
>>68696997
>>68697126
Bring the ruckus, senpai
>>68697259
Will do
FIGHT
AND
Who /energydrink/ here?
>>68696890
MLels does
Hey guys want to hear a joke?
MLelS
>this national anthem
New Jersey thrown out of America when
Its average attendance. ~18
Ebin
>>68697599
Make DC a state, the top half of NJ goes to NY bottom half to PA and we stay with 50 states
>>68684886
just follow a team you like/shitpost about the current /mls/ meme like the rest of us and go out to your local team in any league (if you have one)
twist_and_shout.mp3
>implying west coast
Hey guys, what teams should I follow?
Why is the west conference so shit lads?
Is it because they script their games?
I really want to see Soccer get big in the USA and we win the Copa America and World Cup just for the sweet sweet butthurt geiser that will erupt all over the world
>>68699726
it'll be australian tier desu
>>68699726
The only answer is for MLS to become a feeder league.
Development is key.
>>68698601
Fuck all sports teams of that franchise
>>68699032
Fc Dallas
>>68700110
And also fuck this
>>68697344
>>68700110
There is no need to be upset
>>68700110
>mfw there's a German team owned by Red Bull that got promoted
Fuck
>>68700110
>>68700197
>>68700110
>implying we like it
The majority of fans call the team Metro still in one way or another because they don't like ownership
>>68699032
just go by the coolest logo. my vote would be for Minnesota united but you'll have to wait until 2018 until they get into the MLS
>>68699032
FC Dallas or Houston Dynamo.
This should be easy Texas.
Who here /stereotype/
>>68700512
Damn bro where's your wrist.
>>68700216
I hate red bull teams with a passion
>Mfw Gaybull dominates both soccer and hockey in BOTH Austria AND Germany
JUST
>>68700305
>Considering I hate Buyern too
I hope both die
>>68700322
I don't despise ownership, i despise their """""fans""""" and they way how they simply outmoney all the other teams by far since here in europe there is no thing such as a salary cap
>>68700512
/here/ im the high guy all the way in the back of the section hitting my vape every 2 minutes
>>68700512
Reporting, I'm gonna look for you next time I'm at a game
>>68700657
Tfw down with the cig smokers getting looks
Tfw in concession line smelling like dope around children
>>68700683
It's all good bro. Just coming off a 7-0 banting fest.
>>68700803
Iktfb, knowing the NY area half the looks are people wondering how to ask for a hit
CHEEKY
H
E
E
K
Y
So how does Klinsmann replace Wood, Bedoya, and Jones?
Remember there is a difference in how he should replace them and how he will replace them
>>68702686
Call up grella
>>68702729
Couldn't even if he wanted too
Which he definitely won't
>>68702729
>grella
no thanks
>>68702686
>Should be
Push Zardes up top to play the wood role bring in Nagbe and Pulisic bring back Yedlin leave Besler in and push Johnson into the midfield
>Will be
Straight swap with Zusi, Beckerman and Wondo coming in
>>68702820
Im aware imjust in love
Lmao they are doing /fightandwin/
>>68703484
>seatlel sounding
>>68703173
Still not a big fan of putting Pulisic in this situation
He doesn't have much experience plus we'll probably be defending most of the time
You'll want a more experienced player in this situation instead of a guy with only a handful of pro matches
So maybe let Fabian play there and keep Besler at left back or maybe let Castillo play
But it doesn't matter
Klinsmeme will probably do what you said he'll do
Love you /mls/
>>68698601
Lol @ teemu!
>thread on a day with two games has more posts than the thread on the day with eight games.
>mfw
>>68694595
me on right
>>68703173
no one mentions how easily pulisic can get bullied off the ball in a full 90. Maybe as a super sub and see if he can get something.
>>68693842
>NASL
>real league
Pick one
>>68707157
If MLelS is considered a real league, then I don't want to live in this world.
>>68707157
>NASlel
GOOD JOB
>Four leagues
>50+ teams
>none in Da Land
This thread is my jam.
W-we can still bring glory, right guys?
Sorry but very comfy rn ty seattle
>>68711050
>Tacos and streaming > Netflix and chill
This is my African-American.
UNION
N
I
O
N
>>68711560
bro this oj documentary is so good
>New games soon
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO? WATCH BASEBALL? CHECKMATE.
Oh hey guise
>>68711986
I KNO THO
why aren't you girls in the kitchen?
Hey /mls/, have you ever had a fan from another team give you the finger in your face and say, "fuck you, cunt" at a MLS match?
>>68712896
why aren't you at morning prayer
>>68712995
do you always answer questions by asking more questions ?
>>68713142
do you always enjoy worshiping a child rapist?
>>68713142
only when addressing subsimians
>>68713229
>getting her PTSD this triggered over a kitchen joke
wew lad
>>68713142
Why the fuck not?
>>68712896
i made fish tacos
Great thread
>>68713406
>living in a muslim country
>beat women for breakfast
>murder gays for lunch
>crucify people for not believing in child molesting prophet
>not even drunk
>>68713487
im honestly proud of you anon
>>68713505
i agree
>>68712995
>>68713229
>>68713252
>>68713419
>>68713447
why can't we have more of this anon look at him
look at how glorious he looks in the kitchen
I've been away WWOOF-ing in Argentina for the past 8 or so months with minimal internet and no TV.
Is Google fucking with me or are Philly and Colorado literally, unironically topping their conferences?? Have they been getting lucky or actually playing well?
Btw Quakes, phamiglia
>>68713548
i fail to see the problem...
>>68713755
how did you get into wwoof? is it worth it?
>>68713788
>>68694576
Funny until 4-0 and then it was just sad / baffling.
Brazil was a shitty team who relied heavily on 2 players to do anything. Mexico is an average-good team globally, really don't know how that happened. Players just gave up at a certain point i guess.
>>68696011
Santa Clara / San Jose
>>68713957
a beaner and a nigger
america is 0% white in that pic
*claps* *claps* *claps*
>>68714208
it must feel pretty shitty knowing even niggers and beaners live in a better country than you
>>68714308
well having 100 million niggers on food stamps isn't exactly what i would call a better country
but well
if it helps you sleep at night...
mls is for girls and homos anyway
>>68713487
Grill the fucking tortilla and put salsa, avocado, and lime!
That shit has potential but looks so plain and tasteless
>>68714208
At least we have more whites than you do
This might be the worst weekend of the worst officiating in a 1st world country. Portland/RSL they give a goal to RSL, take one from portland. SKC they dont call a blatant own goal, later call a KP for nothing having ignored a multitude of other calls. The seattle game was a joke, but Seattle lost on their own.
>>68713936
You just register online for ~$250 and that gets you access to their entire job database around the world and membership for a year. Then you just apply to whatever jobs interest you in the country of your choice.
It's extremely rewarding if you're in a position in your life to just drop everything and be a manual laborer for a period of time. You don't have to go abroad either; you can even do it in major US cities although it kind of defeats the purpose imo.
I have a wife and now a child on the way so i figured this was my last chance to do something like this and I'm so glad i did.
>>68714644
having more white because you have more people
is like having tits because your fat
>>68714712
How many whites does Algeria have? Oh wait, you've beheaded them all. So, I guess none.
>>68714208
Landon Donavan is neither black nor latino
That being said I've been to Algeria and really love your country and people, pls don't dislike me Dahmane
>>68714823
You are an alright lad its just friendly banter nothing too harsh
>>68714690
C U C K
U
C
K
Let me guess, your "wife's son "?
>>68714803
When was the las time you've seen a white american president on tv? Das rite you weren't even born u underrage faggot
>>68715031
Its cool Riyad i understand
Algeria was seriously awesome though. Great hikes, hash, beautiful women who love foreigners, and everyone calling you "my friend" or "my brother"
>>68715210
Some of you are alright
Dont go to casbah tomorrow
>>68715278
:(
Your people seemed so friendly and happy though
Don't ruin it with violence and memes
>>68715401
I am being very friendly friendo
i dont like foreigners...
>>68715536
>The Algerian government had set the goal of boosting the number of foreign visitors, including tourists, to 1.2 million by 2010.[1] Algeria is also working on new target with the World Tourism Organisation.[5] The number of foreign tourists to Algeria have increased 20% annually between 2000 and 2005,[6]
Blame your government then, Dahman, not people like me who do nothing but help
>>68716302
I hate you i hate you i hate you
I hate your guts
I dont even know you and i hate you
MAGA
A
G
A
>>68716460
>>68716460
I could go full /pol/ on your country but because your countrymen were nothing but nice to me i will refrain .
Still don't understand what I'm doing / saying wrong. It's it because i fucked some qt algerians? Haven't you?
>>68716573
fuck off your on mls thread your homo
>>68716573
Oi yea nah don come heye m8 or i'll fockin' nip ya
Thread seems legit, let's just all love each other, k?
>>68716647
Youre posting here....
Also most of the men in your country make mahrez look like Randy Savage. Don't fuck with the stronk Americans, Faozi
>>68716773
Yes.
Quit getting so easily triggered you fucking fairies
>>68716822
>he doesn't know Omar was gay.
I'll still be your friend, Z
>>68716795
B but i am a girl
"Soccer" is a homo girly sport r right america san ?
>>68716795
>>68716900
stop replying to his shitposts retards
>>68716906
Soccer and hockey are the objectively best sports followed by tennis and luckswing.
We're on the same side Brah'im, lay down your arms and I'll lay down mine
>>68716906
What are the dress rules for women like there?
>>68716900
A gay muslim is the most so progressive thing after being a black woman i wonder why he gets all the hate
Which state in USA where soccer is the most popular sport, and where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is the most followed sports league?
>>68717041
TORONTO
>>68717070
Toronto Is In Canada
>>68716958
You misspeled australian emu racing there
>>68717041
California because of spics
>>68717095
>canada
No such place.
>>68717041
1. Seattle but they're as cringy as you can get
2. Literally Nowhere
>>68717124
And the homos too
>>68717124
>>68717165
Soccer is probably the 6th or 7th most popular sport here
T. Californian who fucked this guy's bitches >>68717135
>>68717165
Yeah I forgot about fags and hipsters
>>68717041
Not in Texas
>>68717210
T. El Chicano
>mfw
>>68717281
Not chicano lad im half argentinian and half nicaraguan.
Never been to mexico nor has anyone in my family
Even if that were true wouldn't it be more embarrassing yo know that your women so easily surrendered their luscious vagines to a dirty half breed?
What in the absolute fuck are you guys shitting up the thread with, im trying to sleep ffs
>>68717375
Pics or didn't happen
Also i need someone to clean my pool José
>it's a new fucking foreigner posting in muh /mls/
when will we start restricting who can post here?
making a wall of sorts, keeping everyone out
>>68717542
DELETE YOUR FOURCHAN ACCOUNT
hopefully in the United States, there was a city (or state) that has only soccer team in MLS (Major League Soccer)
a city (or state) with only soccer at a professional level
>>68717633
>everyone thought it would be Rochester one day
I don't wanna remember!
>>68717748
It is that I love soccer united states.
and I would find a place in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport.
and where the Major League Soccer (MLS) is the most followed sports league
>tfw an african muslim looks down on american black people
this is peak irony
>>68717824
Rochester Rhinos were more popular than some MLS teams in the late-90s and even beat them in a cup. Because of this a lot of people thought Rochester would get a spot in the MLS but they bankrupted themselves trying and lost their fanbase.
If they had gotten a team, it would be what you're describing. A city/area where the only full-pro team is an MLS team.
>>68717633
>>68717824
this Honduran is trying to reach out and communicate but his england isn't very good
tell him what US town is most passionate about soccer
>>68717930
He's just a shitposter saying whatever comes to his mind.
>>68717961
Lo siento mi amigo Tico, no hay ningun estado que tienen que tu buscas
>>68717930
*glomps* Why are you all mean to me i just want to be your friend
>>68717375
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>68718410
Lets speak about football then
Americans suck at it
, discuss.
>>68718410
It's a shame
because the truth is that I really like the soccer of the United States
>tfw you wish for the soonposter to disappear from this plane of existence only for him to be replaced by a shitposting algerian
should have been more careful for what i wished for.
>>68718456
No one was mean to you la. I mentioned visiting Algeria and said nothing but good things about it then you say you hate my guts and threaten to bomb Casbah.
>>68718456
Still better than Algeria, at least for now. Although you guys are on the cusp of a golden generation.
>>68718686
Its ok. Teams like the galaxy and RBNY play decent football but overall the league is still rather frustrating with its lack of quality. Anda a YouTube y buscar lps highlights del juego de hoy, Sporting KC vs FC Dallas. Tan horrible
>>68718825
I will not leave untill i get an american gf who into soccer.
>Shitposting
>Oldfags
>Cunts
>Crap quality
>Extra shitty posts
>Relegation = no
good.
and is there any city or state in the United States, which has only won trophies in soccer?
a city (or state) where only have won trophies in the MLS (Major League Soccer)
>>68719259
you can have one after i get one for myself
lads tuesday is fast approaching
we still havent figured out how to kill the messi
>>68719259
I hope you like xicanas or bandwagoning asians
>>68720639
>not exporting one from flyover country
those are white enough no? sure they'll support shit teams, but eh, can't win them all.
>>68720306
San Jose. They only have the Sharks.
>>68721701
and the Earthquakes and technically sorta the 49ers
>chicanos can't handle the bantz
>>68723625
>Catholics
>Nothing for us now but boreball and *M*L*S*
GET ON BOARD, MEIN BETCHES
>SOON-ISH
>>68725762
>>68725914
>league plays in the summer
MLelS everyone
>>68714459
It was a lazy slow cooker recipe. I'll be sure to add lime next time :)
>>68723625
I had a nice time trolling all of the offended softies who were like "omg how dare you" etc proving that american soccer twitter/journos/prominent members are just utter utter uber-liberal memes
the guy actually apologized and stuff, it was sad to see. and he had a great point too.
>>68726767
Twitter is shit in general
Dude was right though, karma fucked them, but all the libs and chicanos want to get him fired now.
how's Villa doing in MLS?
>>68726898
He's been the only consistent player at NYCFC.
I feel bad for him. It must suck to be surrounded by incompetence and laziness
>>68726003
Of course they play in the summer, who plays soccer in the fucking snow?
>Houston undefeated under Barret
Now if the team can get some wins along with some goals they'd be set.
Also starting to see why Philly fans didn't like Wenger.
>>68726898
He's the Literal MVP right now and leading the Golden boot.
Fanendo Adi's gone.
>>68727036
That kid is good though. Daily reminder that Chicongo traded him for literally nothing.
>Soon: daytime vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aSX_hYpVXg
>>68730370
>win mls cup 2015
>below red line next season
>lose your best player
So is this the power of parity?
