Messi signing for the Patriots confirmed.
Soccer players love the Patriots, ive seen neymar around Gillette satdium not too long ago
Next danny Woodhead
>>68683431
They don't give a fuck about the team, I can promise you that.
It's a PR move. Patriots are one of the most popular teams, and not like Cowboys or Steelers popular, it's like GSWarriors and Chicago Blackhawks popular. Bandwagon numale fans that are susceptible to watching soccer.
>>68683485
to scocer? Pats fans haven't given the Revs a chance in over 20 years
Clearly the patriots are the most known NFL team in the world right now, its not even close
>>68683485
Patriot fans are some of the most masculine fans in sport, fuck off. Stay jelly
Brady and Messi need to take a picture together. I don't think one exists yet.
Why are they called the Patriots if their mascot is a nigger?
>>68683886
Do you actual believe these famous soccer players give a fuck about the Patriots?
Kek, won't even debate. Just let you wallow in your delusion
>Messi
>understanding football rules
XD
>>68683935
top bantz
>>68683899
>Massachusetts
>masculine men
>>68683899
Bait
>>68683967
>implying political affiliation determines masculinity
I'm a lifelong Democrat that wouldn't vote for Teapublicans in a million years and I'm one of the most alpha men you'll ever meet
>>68683899
messi would fit right in with the cheatriots
>>68683899
no they're just typical wannabe irish bostonites who think being drunk and rowdy makes you masculine.
>>68683967
What the hell
Messi wouldn't last half a day of NFL training camp. First time he catches a pass and gets hit by some 250lb giganigga LB, he would literally die.
>>68684447
so would 90% of the people on earth
>>68681997
American athletes fucking love Messi
>>68684513
90% of the earth don't call themselves pro athletes. It's ridiculous that Messi purports to be an elite pro athlete but he couldn't take even 1 second of real physical contact. Soccer players aren't real athletes because of this, they are basically in the same tier as ballerinas and gymnasts.
>>68683935
t. A nigger
>>68683485
Can confirm. Patriots are number one most popular team outside of the US. Seahawks number two.
>>68684588
there are lots of pro athletes who are absolute ballers who would get decimated in the NFL
different sports require different bodies, abilities, etc. messi is a shy short autist whos stronger than he looks but yeah doesn't have the grit or strength for the nfl, but hes fucking amazing at soccer. the same way a top golfer would die in the nfl or a top tennis player would get fucked up in the nfl. it doesn't matter, you can't depreciate an athletes value just because they're not a 7ft tall 300 pound 1 in a million genetic freak.
>>68684447
No fucking shit. He'd also lose a race to Usain Bolt and get KO'd by Mayweather
Hank with the cutting insight
>>68681997
Who is man on the left? Some sort of rapper?
>>68685727
Nigger NFL player #27489
>>68683485
No, they're more like shit like the Spurs at this point since they got real good in the early 2000s and have been around for a while. The only difference is SAS' reputation is a lot better.
Seahawks are the numales and current teenagers.
>>68685778
Patriots fans are bottled numale cringe
>>68681997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlVtjD5aG68
>>68686042
No, they're just drunk assholes and retards
Seattle is literally the definition of numale beta hipster central
>>68683431
Messi doesn't even know that nigga's name
Messi goes to the Gillette stadium because Messi is the face of Gillette...
Also, because Argentina played there
>>68681997
>Patrick Chung
>Not Brady
wew lad
Being a Patriots or Seahwaks fan is such a meme here in germany, most new nfl viewers pick one of these two teams. but I'm counter-memeing by being a cardinals fan.
>>68688397
>were drunk tough guys
No. You're numales.
>>68688397
Pats fans and Seahawks fans are two sides of the same coin
>>68684588
>only niggers who run into each other causing severe brain damage can be called athletes
>it's just a sport if you're an idiot
