Some Irish fella on top atm.
Coverage on FS1 and Fox
Will this guy spill his spaghetti in the final round? I've never even heard of him.
Let's go dj
fox broadcasters...at least it isn't joe buck
>>68680844
I got some bad news for you anon
>pink driver
Jesus Christ, Bubba.
Who's this Jizz Juggler with the commentators?
>>68681939
I don't know, but those tits and ass are phenomenal
>>68681939
Holy shit this fox commentary team is god awful
Why is Spieth so shit this week?
How many times will the cocaine man find the white powder in his final round choke?
>>68677741
>>68677850
>>68676844
>he didn't cash out
>>68682354
>>68681636
is this your first golf tournament?
>>68682096
It's the shit show that is Fox. It's suffering
>>68682523
>desperately seeking validation
>>68682523
That would mean more posters but compare this thread to the Day4 masters thread.
>>68682392
JUST CASH MY SHIT OUT
>people actually scoring low
USGA on suicide watch
how's tiger doing
>Fox showing an interview with DJ where the questions they ask him are visibly pissing him off.
>Spieth
>>68682411
>is this your first golf tournament?
I'm a pretty new fan, yeah. Does he always use a pink driver?
>>68680844
Just you wait. It'll be Joe Buck in the end.
>>68682523
Just be glad anyone is posting in this thread.
>>68683878
yes.
>>68683520
having karmic back spasms on a private beach with a slew of bitches. you win some you lose some
>>68685370
I am surprised cases like Tigger don't happen more often in pro sports
>>68685484
well, there is a fair share of womanizers in pro sports but rarely does it happen to the poster boy of their respective sport. sucks he had to go down that way but he got what he deserved.
>iron from the tee
>land in bunker
The absolute mad man
>>68683743
J U S T
Am I the only one that likes Fox?
>based shot-tracer
>based slag anouncers
>>68686187
shot tracer isn't exclusive to fox. it's a ton better than last years shit show, but still can't hold a flame to cbs.
The meme magic is strong with this Koepka kid
>>68686187
>god awful commentary
>that stupid green speed UI they put up
Even ESPN's coverage with Chris Berman is better than this
>>68686303
Fun to watch someone on a tear like that. Might see a new record set
>World number 1 Jason Day
Your coverage could be worse. German commentary is just a single dude sitting in a cuckshed and fapping to UK Skyfeed.
>>68686459
>the state of German golf post Martin Kaymer
>>68686416
Fox is obsessed with him too. Fuck Day, show more Koepka. Christ they just had a 30sec shot of him standing around talking to his caddie instead of showing golf.
Who /Landry/ here?
>>68686586
Anyone but DeChambeau
>>68686518
Langer will win another major at 85
Why does /sp/ only care about golf when Spieth is in contention?
>>68686518
What happened to him?
>>68686910
Front running casual memelords
LETS GO DJ
WESTWOOD IS A KEK
>>68686910
Majors without Spieth is like NBA finals without Lebron
>that mashed opening drive
DJ is based
>>68687330
oh get the fuck out you fucking millennial
>>68687447
>Implying there's anyone here over the age of 30
>>68687591
I just turned 30
>Irish "Athletes"
>>68686586
shaaaaank
What is Lowry gonna shoot, lads?
77?
A couple of literal whos and the GOAT chokers are in contention
This is going to be a wild day
I'm rooting for cocaine master Dustin Johnson
>>68687847
yeah, i'm rooting for my fellow south carolinian
Someone post a live stream, just moved and no tv until tomorrow
>>68687847
how badly do you think Garcia is gonna choke?
>>68687847
Lowry isn't unknown. I watched him win the Bridgestone last year. He had some amazing crazy shots to finish that one up.
>>68688001
He will collapse, but nothing crazy.
If he was actually leading it would be colossal collapse.
>>68688088
True, i have seen his name high up on the leaderboards from time to time.
He is also a fat ass which makes me recognize him all the time.
He has a cutie wife though so i wouldn't be too mad if he won.
That freeway in the middle of the course is uncomfy
DJ only 2 back now
>>68689562
i would love to see him win one. this lines for you, DJ
DJ finds the blow!
Into the church pews he goes.
>tune in
>some fatass is leading
nice 'sport'
>>68690113
nice 'meme'
>>68689698
I'd love to see Johnson, Garcia and Lee Westwood make it to a three way playoff in which none of the three can put it away, keeping the other two perpetually in contention.
Man there's more cursing here than any other sport
>dustin tee off
>second of no sound
>"shit"
Is Rory the biggest fraud in golf?
>>68688669
Top lad
based lowry you got this.
bring one home to the sheep fuckers
>missing a 3 foot par putt by 15 feet
>Dustin Johnson's putt on 5
>Bestwood they said
>>68691370
Spieth
Jesus DJ, stop memeing
>>68686187
joe buck isn't actually too terrible at announcing golf; it matches his speed pretty well.
curtis strange is going ok. much more charismatic than greg norman.
brad faxon is hit and miss.
holly saunders is a total babe.
there's too many technical problems. sketchy A/V, people talking over each other during the broadcast, etc.
it's hard to top jim bantz as far as golf goes, but fox is doing. ok.
>>68686187
last year their coverage of the US open really sucked, but this year they've definitely stepped it up.
unlike others, i dont fall for the hating joe buck meme, so his commentary is decent enough.
also the shot tracer on every hole is really based
>>68691835
>Holly Saunders crooks her hip out at the camera and makes sure to have her knee flexed at all times
She makes for interesting television viewing, anyway.
Coke man down by 1 and just had a great drive!
He is playing some great golf and with fat irish man choking, he might grab the lead soon.
>>68692490
part of the problem last year was the shitty course. not only was it a shitty place to play, but it wasn't really set up to have cameras everywhere, so all the shots were from some tower really far away from the action
>Furyk going low
Hopefully he posts a good score and Danny Willets his way to a victory.
>>68687902
>stream
this please
We /birds/ now
kek what was up with that bird Sergio was holding
Haven't seen a spaniard handle a bird like that since the time I was in medellin
Did Sergio just hand a security guard a fucking bird?
>Sergio rescues a bird
Anybody else gutted to see Lee start shitting the bed? Was pulling for him.
Rooting for Sergio and dj
>>68693248
I still feel bad about DJ getting fucked over at the PGA Championship like 5 years ago so I always pull for him
he always lets me down though
Garcia is going finally do it lads
>>68692666
well the first two days they didnt show the HUD with the player score and name, so it was hard to follow. also a lot of time between shots
Fuck Holly Sonders. Paige is my golf waifu
I'm surprised Sergio has never won a us open. One of the best ball strikers of all time
yimmy!
>>68693650
can't putt
>>68693424
Don't mind me, I'll just be Paige-posting
Anyone have a decent stream? Reddit doesnt seem to be pullin anything up for me and I can't login to any fox sports or FS1 shit for a stream. vip box doesn't have anything either i don't think.
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>>68693708
>worstwood
;_;
>>68693793
I know man. I wanted to see him win. He's fucking up so bad
>>68693788
If you don't know what I'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_ttU3deaqM
>>68693756
If you're too poor to buy cable then you don't deserve to watch.
>>68693793
dj must have let him have some of his stash before they teed off
>here lee, this will calm your nerves
He's back boys
>>68693424
>>68693708
>>68693790
>>68693848
fugggggggggggggg those shorts
Jesus this chick is sexy.
>>68693885
Just moved to a new apartment 3 days ago, but I appreciate your input. Won't be getting cable anyways, there are better things to spend money on. I usually never have a problem finding streams, but for some reason this tourney is giving me issues.
>>68693911
Jack teared up talking about Arnie. He must not be doing well lads.
;___;
Cocaine man has a great look for birdie.
Might tie the lead after this hole
>>68693997
>>68693962
>Just moved to a new apartment 3 days ago
Yet you obviously have internet. Poor excuse. Cable is worth it if you're a sports fan. Right now I'm watching golf while you're not.
Reading insufferable twatter fucks complain about the mashed potatoes and baba booey guy makes me wanna complain online
>>68694054
I'm surprised either of them are still alive, they were fucking famous in the 60s.
>>68693114
Lel maybe the dumb beta cuck shouldn't have married a landwhale.
>>68694074
>>68693114
I'm pretty sure thats how beta cucks become beta redpillers
>>68694142
Any footage of her shooting golf balls outta her vajayjay
>>68694083
Tethered to my tablet using 4g. But thanks again for your ever valuable input. Whoo man, are you a Rory fan or somethin? Awfully salty.
>>68693114
Wouldraiseherson/10
We are going to the back nine fellas. Prepare for massive amounts of spaghetti with this leaderboard.
>>68694183
How dare you
>>68694083
Shit is on free television, settle down Mr Rockefeller
>Todd
>>68694083
This is true though. Every fucking thread for all sports
>omg my stream died
>I can't find a stream
>my usual stream site isn't working
You're just poorfags who can't admit it.
>>68693854
Absolutely based
Come on Dustin
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Fuck off Dusin you're practically cheating doing that
Wow cocaine guy got so fucking lucky jesus.
THE FIX IS IN
>>68694234
I personally can't wait
>>68694497
Why'd he get a drop? Sprinkler head?
>>68694497
>>68694504
member's bounce
>we don't want the irish
>>68694533
TV tower was "in the way"
He hit it over the tower no need for that drop
>>68694533
the tower was in the way. not a permanent barrier
Bullshit exploitation of the rules. "Technically" legal, but c'mon.
i miss tiger
>>68694582
He's busy navy seal cosplaying, fucking blonde bitches, and considering whether to rehab his gelatin back or bringing back the SOCOM game.
MASHED POTATOES
>>68694628
BABA BOOEY
>>68694628
Yelling shit can stop any time now...
holy shit westwood fucking collapsed today
>>68694724
Every time
>>68694724
as always
>>68694724
This is westwood were talking about
Business as usual for him.
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dufner looks like shit.
>huge gut
>tiny ass legs
Shane Lowry gives hope to all fat men. You won't be the best but you can do pretty well.
>>68694628
https://vine.co/v/ilLueJJigH9
>>68694901
Being fat is a mental disorder.
Also RARE
>>68694901
Hey, if Jon Daly can win a major...
>LOWRY
holy Christ
NOOOOO You fat Irish fuck how'd you miss that
>Ireland
Major championship back nine spaghetti is why golf is one of the best sports to watch
Cocaine man in the lead by 2
He is slowly breaking away but when will the choke cum in?
>>68694979
>Dustin Johnson's tournament to lose after Lowry boogey
it's gonna be a good one lads
>>68694952
>john daly has won as many majors as jordan spieth
>I'D TAP THAT
goatest comeback happening
Here comes Day!
>>68694968
wtf
Jason Day surging.
>>68694560
Happy Gilmore taught me that you have to play it as it lies, even if the tower falls on the green during the final hole of the tour championship.
>>68694968
GOLEM GET YE GONE
That was not a confident stroke at all
>>68695030
"What will I wear to the US Open today... golf polo? Nah. Button down? No, I need people to know I like to party. Wait here it is. Perfect. My graphic tee with a joke on it."
>>68695080
Your mom Gave me a confident stroke
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Why does this shit always happen to dj smdh
>cocaine man
Just rules my shit up f@m
That's a massive drive
>that ball compression
Holy fugg
fat man is falling apart
>>68695311
Fatties lack endurance
>tfw he's actually going to do it
Why is there a USGA and a PGA? Yes, I'm a filthy casual.
>>68695361
This leaderboard is topped with chokers
It's going to cum down to who can choke the least
Why even tell dj that if you're gonna look after round? Are they trying to distract him?
Are there literally microphones in the holes?
>>68695380
USGA is kind of like FIFA, and the PGA would be like the various leagues (MLS, Premier, La Liga, etc).
>>68695380
>PGA (professional)
>USGA (everybody else)
Different governing bodies.
>>68695380
USGA sets rules for all golf in the US.
PGA is a board for professional golf.
>>68686749
I know DeChambeau from elementary school and highschool. He was always a great kid. Why the hate?
The Dustin choke is starting
please stop choking Dustin, I just want to see you win one time
>>68695417
Yes. Dumb gimmick.
Oh please knock a stroke off of cocaine man
>>68695417
>>68695446
I think it's a nice touch
>>68695417
Yes
it keeps happening
What fucking channel is this shit on?
wew
>>68695537
Fox retard
Sergio vs coke man what a meme
>>68695545
some guy had a similar incident today and was not assessed. this whole "lets wait until the end to decide" is a load of shite
>>68695545
>>68695545
Savage
>>68695545
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>>68695545
Fuck off Mcllroy, you didn't even make the cut
>>68695570
Truly the meme match up of chokers
>>68694724
he was looking forward to the flight home from the very first tee. been rough on him all day
>>68695577
my main concern is that they wait too long to decide. They shouldn't decide the outcome of the tournament after it's over based on a penalty
>>68695631
agreed.
>>68695644
Fuck off Speef you bald cunt
Is DJ gonna get fucked over at the scorecard signing again? Holy shit I am going to be so fucking pissed at the PGA if that's what ends up happening
"we might penalize you"
lol
>>68695631
>Player A beats Player B
>Player A loses
game the fuck over
There is no way that's a pen
No era penal
Jews have spoken, they want Sergio to win
LOL GET FUCKED COKE HEAD
>tie after 18
>Dustin wins on extra holes
>gets docked a stroke and loses
Kek will DJ ever catch a break
>>68695545
>>68695644
These fucking losers with salty tweets
Honest to God, this convoluted penalty shit could ONLY happen to le cocaine man. It's like fucking pottery.
DJ in the blow!
They are gonna fuck him with a 1 stroke penalty. If he loses because of this i will honestly feel bad for him. He has gotten so close so many times and to lose because of the USGA being chodes will be awful.
>>68695730
Extra holes is 18 holes tomorrow dipshit
>decision book
These crackers are so far up their own ass lmao what a meme
They'll penalize him if it leads to a playoff or if he's 2 strokes or more ahead.
>>68695741
If he signs an incorrect scorecard he is disqualified.
>>68695734
Haha epic xd you gotem #roasted
nice recovery
>>68695801
Never mind I am retarded
http://www.pga.com/news/pga-tour/changes-rules-golf-get-rid-dq-signing-incorrect-card
Yes, yes, well done Dustin, well done.
HOWEVER
>>68695801
So he qyickly signs. They penalize him. Then deem that he signs an incorrect score card and is disqualified. That would be top kek.
>>68695737
i was just talking to my dad about this bull shit stroke penalty. how are you gonna have spectators walking and standing in a playable hazard and then fuck DJ because he grounded his club
before they changed the rules this would have been a clear penalty, right?
>>68695705
kek
>>68695870
yes. you address the ball and it moves, it's a stroke penalty
>>68695857
Nah I guess they changed it recently. Sorry for being stupid.
>>68695435
I think a lot of it was the insane and partially unwarranted amount of coverage he got at the Masters. Also, the physics genius maymay got really old really quickly. Everyone was talking about how this kid is like a next level golf thinker. Just the typical annointing him before he's really accomplished anything of not.
>>68695850
>/tv/ memes
Still applicable though.
>>68695893
except he didn't address the ball
>>68695913
Phil was the same back when tigerwinslol.
>be fox
>beat a topic into the ground by over discussing it and saying the same thing five times in five different ways
so desperate for drama
Would anyone even notice if he didn't say anything. Looked like nothing.
>>68695913
>>68695435
and he has a meme swing and dresses like a fuck
And here comes the choke. Wayne must be so proud!!
>>68695913
of note***
>>68695935
Yea, I mean it's not unusual, but I understand the dislike for these kids because they spend SO much time on them when there's a shitload of great golf going on or any number of other stories that you could also throw in the mix.
A powerful beer fart from someone in the crowd could've moved that ball with how fast those greens are.
Wait did you fuckers actually want Coke head to win? He's a gigantic boring faggot who bangs the vapid daughter of another huge faggot.
>>68695985
It's the greatest redemption story of all time
I feel like the fix got called in and the USGA is trying to mindfuck DJ into another choke
>>68693114
Sometimes people have low self esteem and ruin their bodies because why not they hate themselves then they have a miracle and then the person they were with fit that self hate image then their self love image doesn't fit their man, it doesn't have to mean she is being "muh typical feminist whore" she could be actually doing what is best for her.
>>68693997
God Tier legs like Womanlet Taylor Swift
>>68695786
Queefgen Baddie
Buck - "AND HE TOO FINDS THE BUNKER"
"Actually it's held up in the grass"
"JUST HELD UP IN THAT THICK GRASS"
Kek
>>68695985
>jealous as fuck: the post
