With 3 goals and 3 assists, Clint Dempsey is playing better than everyone in the Euros and Copa erica right now.
Let that sink in. Hes playing better than EVERY world class player that scores and assists goals this summer
>>68668714
>comparing Copa America feats to Euro feats
>>68668714
Vargas has 6 goals.
Messi has 4 goals and 2 assists.
Dempsey hasn't even been as good as John Brooks
>>68668751
>implying venezuela and ecuador arent just as good as every slav shithole the euros let in
>implying
>ignore American shitposters
>do not acknowledge American shitposters
But CR7
>>68668714
too bad no one in europe could aknowledge that or not
Can he stop messi?
>>68668714
>>68669729
Fabian Johnson will stop Messi.
Dude just wait for the R16 The more they have to loose the more they put effort in it
>>68669004
Right, no one in europe could believe a game could have more than 0 goals right now
Clint Dempsey has played four games, while every player at the Euro has played only two games at most. Have a little patience.
>>68669729
That's what Pulisic is for
>>68668751
>comparing top 10 countries to top 25 countries at best
>0-0's to 7-0's
Everyone knows this is the tournament with the better quality. Don't be jealous Muhammad.
>>68668714
the teams at the euros have only played two matches
>>68668777
Costa rica, ecuador, and paraguay are all just as good as Euro groups.
>>68669816
Forgot Colombia who could probably win Euro 16
>>68668714
based texan. of course he is getting work done.
he's a top 10 player in the world
>its an Ameritard bait thread
>americans discussing football
every time
Well, Dempsey is not that good. But he's got a point about Copa. Chile would shit on Spain and Germany. Argentina would win Euro without Messi
>>68669886
top lel
>>68668714
Vargas scored 4 goals today you cuck.
>>68670014
We beat chile easily two years ago and we haven't even qualified for the euro's
Even Belgium would easily win the copa memerica
>>68669886
>Americans ever being good at real football
>Ever
Euthanise yourself
>>68670705
>Two years ago
We would rape you right now, nethershit are worse than every team in the Euro
>>68670705
>we haven't even qualified for the euro's
input invalid
>>68671017
But americans are the best at real football, and now we are also good at soccer.
>>68670705
>Neverlands
>It's a copaniggers are insecure because his tournament is no relevant episode.
Jesus its like you need approvation in something
>>68671172
Literally the dankest memes coming out of the Copa dont be jelly Juan
You have to factor in the quality of teams USMNT is going against
>>68668777
Croatia or Slovakia would straight up demolish Mexico
>>68669944
>ranked top 3 in the world
>implying he's wrong
OK `lets settle this once and for all
>Germany best team at the Euros
>Argentina best team at the Copa
>In the 2014 WC Germany beat Argentina
so copaniggers why are you sperging out because Guatemala beat Honduras 14-8?
>>68669969
>>68670004
>>68671017
>>68671172
>it's a yuros refuse to actually have a discussion with facts or literally any points and just throw insults and meme memes episode
Hello, I'm America. I'm the only person in the entire world who takes FIFA rankings seriously. Watch while I comically become baffled and exasperated by every other nation in the world refusing to take me seriously when I say that Venezuela could win the Euros due to their FIFA ranking.
>>68671640
>teams don't change in 2 years
According you you Poland is as good as Germany and could win the World Cup.
There's also matchups and changes in strategy.
Reminder that Americans are beta shits constantly looking for validation from yuropoors.
>>68671172
Dude, learn to use English before you type.
>>68668714
So what? That means nothing.
Reminder that only non-shit America team is Argentina.
>>68668777
Oh, this butthurt russophobe with american flag.
Heh, we would beat u.
Ban americans from /sp/.
It's like you retards aren't even real people, just little drones regurgitating stale memes and corporate instructions.
>>68672005
Who droned your mother, Muhammad?
>>68672026
>american attempts at banter
>>68672005
>corporate instructions
Are Euros genuinely deluded enough to believe they don't live in a 100% corporate culture?
>>68672026
cringe
>>68672026
>be a 60% white "nation"
>talk shit
Kys nigger
>>68668714
Zero world cups or copa america
let that sink in
>>68672056
>you're most popular sport is NFL which has 11 minutes of play and 3 hours of adverts
kys
American subhumans lack any sort of self-awareness.
They're literally like fucking bots bringing down the quality of both the planet and 4chan.
>>68672063
>200 million white aryans with guns or 50 million inbred tooth rotting britcucks letting Sharia law take over.
Wew. Can someone post that image of a "British" family from the Cavs game?
>>68672005
>>68672043
>>68672063
>>68672127
Why do you sound so angry and bitter? Who hurt you la? Who made you into this edgy neckbeard? This is a no judgement zone for autists so you may speek freely.
>>68672139
Spotted the deluded obese poltard.
>>68672100
>rich Saudi oil sheikh buys an English club
>hires an Italian manager
>Italian manager buys Portuguese, Brazilian, French players
>the players then play against teams owned by American millionaires and Russian oligarchs
>huge logo of an automobile megacorp gets slapped on the jersey
>stadium gets named after major airlines
>the average retard Brit watches the game eating some snack produced by PepsiCo and drinking beer produced by Anheuser-Busch
>after the game is over he turns on his iphone
>and shitposts about how Americans live in a corporate culture
>>68672178
Americans are simply disgusting people and they ruin threads all the time.
Fuck off.
>"Sawker"
Lol isnt that the faggy twinkletoe sport where yurosemens dive and kiss each other when a ball gets deflected into the goal after 10000000 minutes of 0-0 semen slurping diving? Why cant the rest of the world get on America's level and watch civilized sports?
>>68672233
Because american "sports" are boring as shit advertisemements.
>you know remember all the CONCACAF CONMEBOL STRONK posting during the world cup
>you now remember that Euro teams became 1st and 3rd at that tournament on away soil
Why are americans so delusional? don't they learn from their previous mistakes?
>>68672233
Perfectly honest, I'd rather kms then watch a single game of american football or baseball
>>68672255
>Yuros replace the word "commercial" with something that includes the word semen
Just couldn't help yourself huh
>>68672226
Sorry but only humans are allowed to post here, Ahmed
>>68672287
>>68672315
>american "banter"
Daily reminder that even Alabama is richer than the UK
>>68672284
I would too if I were some irrelevant faggy slav from slavland who has to live vicariously through semen slurping diving twinkletoe fags rather than being an Amerigod with a life outside sports
>>68672371
>american "banter"
>>68672233
The rest of the world are buttblasted 3rd worlders who have to vent their aggressions in semendive, fellow Amerigod. We have the luxury of living fulfilling lives and see sports as nothing more than memes and entertainment.
>>68672398
That wasnt banter that was me telling you you're a loser. Banter inplies we're friends. I am not friends with faggot subhuman slavs. You're that faggot beta who I picked on in lunch in front of everyone in high school and you were too retarded to understand that the schools laugher at my joke was directed at you.
>>68672364
It's not
It just isn't
>>68672209
Who is this woman of ultimate beauty?
>>68672287
You replaced our word faggot
>>68672457
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736056/Britain-poorer-American-state-except-Mississippi-s-thanks-South-East.html
He played 4 games now, lets wait when the euro teams had 4 games to compare stats.
>>68671658
>It's an American can't count episode
Copa America is near the finals, Euros have only just started
>>68672532
Euros are like more than half way through bruh
>>68672497
>Per capita
In terms of sheer wealth Britain would have the biggest economy of any US state and likely the most millionaires, so calling it the poorest is somehow retarded.
>>68672364
Daily reminder that the USA is the most dangerous "1st world" country by a mile
>>68672563
...
>>68672442
>american "banter"
Keep em coming. You know how they say that studying bad art is a good way to learn how to make good art? It's the same with humor
>>68668714
>yes, well done messi. well done messi. HOWEVER
>>68672568
Yeah per capita which means the average Brit is a dirt poor retard living in a cramped, shitty semi-detached flat with 3rd world plumbing and wiring and forced to pay for everything three times as much as the average American.
>American teams are better than European teams
>last world cup was 2002
JUST?
>>68672442
Holy shit, murrica, by the index of proosperity and comfortabilty for life you are exactly on the level of eastern european countries like Croatia and Slovakia and nowhere near to western europe
>>68672623
>(You)
>>68672623
>>>68672442
>Holy shit, murrica, by the index of proosperity and comfortabilty for life you are exactly on the level of eastern european countries like Croatia and Slovakia and nowhere near to western europe
LOL. In Texas I can buy a three story house for a mortgage payment that couldn't even afford you a 50 square foot apartment in London or Paris. No wonder the Soviet Union failed, you are all delusional retards
>>68672591
Croatian girls always seem to want to fuck when I go there and flash my American dollars. Thanks for the sluts
>>68672622
Lol Spain is so beaner they shouldn't be considered part of Europe
>>68672442
>posting on 4chan at 7am sunday during summer
>not getting breakfast with your mates after getting drunk saturday night
>not going on a date with the girlfriend
>not playing sunday morning soccer or basketball
Anon pls. You're broke and living with your parents.
When a european team will win Russia, Every children in the world won't know a world where Europe is not on top when it comes to Football.
South-americans have gone to shit and the rest of the world is not even worth mentioning.
>>68672684
You've never been to Croatia. I doubt you've even been to Europe. You're a chubby faggot living with your parents.
No job, no career, no savings, no girlfriend, and no friends.
A broke Croatian at least has a pretty girlfriend. You have nothing. Nothing at all.
>>68672684
Gotta bail on you my friend, you're super boring
>>68672636
No, thats a fact, lol
I dont know are you being delusional, brainwadhed or biased, but the more I visit american medias(nee york times, new york post, eslee, int) the more i start to undetstand that stereotypes about u is not a stereotypes.
New york times and post unironically call america 'leader of free world', sic! Then u wave dick in this thread, patethically trying to rise urself on the level of western europe, and then i can go to /int/ and find another cringworthy post by murrican and will struggle to understand how much irony his post contain - 0% or 25%.
>>68672723
*unheathes katana*
Wanna try me?
>>68672684
>In Texas I can buy a three story house for a mortgage payment that couldn't even afford you a 50 square foot apartment in London or Paris
Kek.
If u talking about propertty price in London or Paris or Moscoe or Berlin, then start with LA or nee york
>>68672734
Another loss for Croatia.
Remember not to try and embarrass yourselves at a tournament again
>>68672757
>No, thats a fact, lol
No, that's an asspull you can't back up with any objective metric. I'm not that shitposter you're arguing with but I've actually lived in Eastern Europe before and to imply it's on par with the US economically is just a monumental load of horseshit.
>hurr durr freedum XD memes
>I know everything about America because I read newspapers
Won't even bother typing out a proper reply
>>68672734
He's NEET. It's now summer break in the U.S. Anyone with a life would not be posting on 4chan at 7am Sunday morning.
If he had friends he would be passed out from partying on Saturday night. If he had a girlfriend, he'd be fucking her in the morning. If he had a job or internship, he'd be there right now.
He's an absolute faggot. He's probably on welfare and is one the leeches that are destroying America.
>>68672830
>not getting up at 530 am for a run as the sun rises
Why are you so mad by the way. Is this how I would react if my team couldn't even qualify for it's continent's tourney?
>>68672830
Based Croatia without a pineapple, I realize that lel. I'm just hungover af and that guy seems way to bitter to be funny so I'm going to the store to buy some slav delikatessen
>>68672775
>reverting to memes when seriously criticized
This honestly says enough. I'm almost 100% sure that you're the creepy guy in class who talks about memes, says lol, and repulses everyone around them. You're always on your phone, but everyone knows you have absolutely no one to text or communicate with.
People only say hi to you because they don't want you to kill them when you go on the inevitable shooting rampage.
>>68672872
I'm American also and I hate cunts like that. Yes we're wealthier, but:
1. Most Americans are not much happier than Europeans
2. He's not responsible for any of our wealth. He doesn't own a business, doesn't pay taxes, and isn't productive.
>>68672723
Who the fuck would even want to visit eastern european shitholes kek.
>>68672876
You figured me out. How'd you know everything about me toothpaste?
>>68672900
>still talking about one shitposter who you magically assumed his life in an instant.
You are not American. You're a butthurt yurocuck afaik. We don't need pussies like you here.
>>68672900
You're over there studying on your parents dollar and you're criticizing every American poster ITT?
>>68672908
They're nice to visit, shitty to live in.
if only Landon Donovan didn't become a landwhale, Team USA would be unstoppable.
>America in the semis of some semen sport
>yurosemenchokers feel the need to shitpost here.
O B S E S S E D
And stop spamming this stupid """""sport""""" on our board it's baseball season
>>68672757
Western Europe does what we tell them to. They are our bitch
>>68672582
>USA
>A country
wew lad
>>68672993
>we
>>68673019
I had to literally look up your country right now.
>57% muslim
lmao
>>68673019
We aren't a country, we are THE country >>68673024
Don't you understand that this is the role playing thread?
>>68672622
2002 was incidentally the last World Cup that was fun to watch(ignoring the refball bullshit)
>>68673064
USA is a continent
I declare this thread a victory for the United States of America against the United Cucks of Europe
>>68673176
>Albanian geography
That's the first I ever heard of the US being it's own continent
>>68673202
Yeah,yeah,yeah
I know North America and South America are the continent but I always tend to think of USA as a continent because it's almost as big as Europe
>>68672684
>where I live is so abysmally shit that there is such little demand to live there that housing is incredibly cheap
>where other people live is so vastly better and demand is so extremely high to live somewhere so great that property is very expensive
>therefore where I live is better, because my house was cheaper
America, ladies and gentlemen
>>68673232
Oh yeajh, I know what you mean. Texas is bigger than Germany.
It's crazy driving around here because there's so much unused land
>>68671793
Your team couldn't beat their own meat m8.
>>68673242
Texas is the greatest place in the world. I'm a couple hours from the mountains, 30 minutes from the beach, I live by one of the biggest cities in the US, the colleges are world class, and everything is cheap
>>68673256
>driving on unused land on a saturday morning
sounds comfy
>>68673323
>world class
>best school in Texas is ranked 80th in the world
Keep deluding yourself champ.
>b-but people in Paris and London don't have the beach
You realise that you're a 'couple of hours' from pretty much any climate you want if you live in Europe?
>>68673323
>Texas schools
>world class
Nigga ...
>>68673369
>'couple of hours'
By plan maybe not by car
>>68673369
But my purchasing power is miles greater
>>68668714
Emm, you forgot about ALEXIS SANCHEZ.
Just go play your nfl
>>68673427
*plane
[spoiler]damn shitty laptop keybord[/spoiler]
>>68669762
The more effort they will put into defending yes.
>another thread in which americans get btfo
>>68672139
>gun toting ayrans
>>68671627
FIFA rankings don't mean anything bucko. Belgium is is second place somehow.
>>68673678
>Car
I spelled that correctly
I misspelled "plane"(and once again in the second post I misspelled "keyboard") because this keyboard I'm using has awful buttons that don't register at times
![screen-shot-2014-05-09-at-6-59-15-pm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TIbJZIr.png "screen-shot-2014-05-09-at-6-59-15-pm[1].png")
>>68673541
Ayrans are more suited to quenching thirst than toting guns, buddy.
>>68674105
I mean it's all accessible by car in a short time, not plane
>>68673430
Good job dipshit. My purchasing power is exponentially higher in South fucking Korea but do you wanna come live here? No, nobody does.
I could literally buy my entire apartment block of 16 apartments for the same price as my old tiny apartment was in London.
Korea confirmed for greatest country on Earth.
Oh wait, no, scratch that. I just read apparently I can buy 100 square miles of virgin land and build whatever the fuck I want on it in South Sudan, and it hardly costs anything at all.
>2016
>not living in based South Sudan to take advantage of the higher purchasing power
>>68674371
My point is I can live comfortably within my means. Of course the US has more to offer geographically and culturally than the countries you listed. Go be a mouth breather somewhere else
>>68674548
>comparing a country the size of a continent to tinier nations and bragging that one has more geography than the other
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.
If only the EU didn't have complete freedom of movement to allow all of its citizens to move freely between whatever country they like whenever they like, rendering this unique American advantage completely redundant.
IF ONLY AMERICA
>>68668714
>with 20 goals this week vs the local neighborhood I'm playing better than everyone in the Euros and the Copa right now
let that sink in
>>68674633
>>68671597
>tfw no piojo
>>68674796
Why so upset my chinkybong friend? This is just some friendly Sunday morning bantz.
Speaking of unfettered movement across Yurop...do you need a passport or some other special document when crossing the border into another Eurozone country? Or just a drivers license or something similar?
>>68674796
You're the person that made the comparison so I guess you're calling yourself an idiot
>>68675570
>btfo when attempting shit-tier banter
Y-you're just mad, it was just bantz
Anyway, if you're moving from one country to another via plane you'd need a passport due to airplane security. If you're just driving across Europe you don't need shit.
>>68668714
>mfw USA are the Tullies
Expect the Red Wedding senpai.
>>68674307
Not in Europe my friend
Which was my point
