>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST
5 Round Welterweight Main Event:
Rory MacDonald (18-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (12-1-0)
Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (29-7-0) vs. Patrick Cote (23-9-0)
Light Heavyweight
Steve Bossé (11-2-0) vs. Sean O'Connell (17-7-0)
Lightweight
Olivier Aubin-Mercier (7-2-0) vs. Thibault Gouti (11-1-0)
Women's Strawweight
Valérie Létourneau (8-4-0) vs. Joanne Calderwood (10-1-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:30pm ET / 5:30pm PT / 1:30am BST
Lightweight
Jason Saggo def Leandro Silva via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Light Heavyweight
Misha Cirkunov def Ion Cutelaba via rd 3 Submission(Arm triangle)
Middleweight
Krzysztof Jotko def Tamdan McCrory via rd 1 HEEEEEEEEM
Bantamweight
Joe Soto def Chris Beal via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm BST
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou def Sam Alvey via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,30-27)
Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos def Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)
Welterweight
Colby Covington def Jonathan Meunier via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
Flyweight
Ali Bagautinov def Geane Herrera via unanimous decision(30-27)
Second for Bunda
Dammit my fightfu is losing
CHEAP ABORTION
5th for Fox changing which channel UFC is on midfight
1ST FOR DISGUSTING JOJO BEING A SCOTTISH SLAG WHO EATS HER OWN BOOGERS
DIS-GOSS-TEENG
WTF
UK you manage to secure the m3u8 or still having a struggle with it?
THIS REF
>women's mma
that tity punch
this is way more exciting than the usual mma fight
DON'T KICK ME IN THE TITTY
>>68654772
too much ass
The fuck was that shit?
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
>about to get sheem'd
>pull a tit out
SHEEM SLEEPY
SHEEM
what the fuck was that hahaha
OW
Wtf just happened
>fight stopped for titty punch
FUCK!
Dominated that bitch
GOD DAMN
where she goin
>>68654855
>this fucking ref
WMMA was a mistake.
what the literal fuck was that ref doing
What the fuck actually just happened in that fight?
wot lads
Well that was a damn strange fight
Broken rib for sure.
JRE screaming tit shot are literal retards.
popped her titty
what is this ref doing
i love it but what the fuck
>>68654861
No such thing
>Had money on Letourneau
>watching her get demolished
>this fucking ref
holy shit what a goof. Fire his ass
worst reffing i've ever seen
a fighter quit and he restarted it then let her get murdered
This was so fucking weird of a fight at the end
>WOMENS MMA
fuck was all that about?
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THIS REF WAS SHIT!!!
Right in the ovaries
THAT REF
>female resilience
Welp. Those ribs are broken.
pathetic. absolute joke. take wmma off ufc cards
>>68654855
>falling asleep with that bunda in front of you
>WMMA
not. even. once.
>Women
what the figg was that?!
This ref is about to get fired.
What the fuck is this ref doing?, he got fucking played around by Valerie
ref wanted the first ufc death to be a canadian
can't blame him honestly
Was her tit out?
It didn't look like it.
Why did they stop it?
kek why the fuck would you turn around and start walking away from a liver shot and not just collapse
>knee to the arse
HEEMED
That was weird af though, she just backed off and walked away, referee didn't do shit and then she got heemed as she's clearly not even in the fight anymore
Her insides must have killed her
>Win KO Round 3 (Titty Punch)
>the city of WMMA
>Get hurt
>Turn your back from your opponent instead of pulling guard
The Galaxy of wmma
>SPINNING BACKFIST
Spicy for a WMMA fight desu
rarely seen sw sheem
anyone got a stream link?
JUST FUCK MY PICKS UP SENPAI
dana should fire that ref.
tristar actually made calderwood good
fuark that was brootal
so was that first thing actually a wardrobe problem or was she just bullshiting and buying time, looked like she was completely out of it then
>>68654997
my sides
This fight should have been stopped in the first. This ref constantly fucks up. Someone find out his name.
cant blame it all on the ref, that was really strange for Valerie to just turn around and start slowing walking away
I thought maybe she got kicked in the tit at first but it was her ribs all along I think
just fuck my picks up
This bitch is stupid for turning her back. You need to protect yourself at ALL TIMES. She seriously expects the ref to just immediately jump in after she turns her back? Dumb bitch, fall down or tell the ref ur fukin done. She deserved those shots at the end.
I bet he met Letourneau at a bar 5 years ago, she turned him down and he has been waiting for this moment all his life
MILF GOT REKT
This is probably the worst ref I have seen, the fight could have been stopped the first round.
i hate brandan. so much.
>Getting heemed by body shots
Is there such a thing as having a glass body? Also that was a great fight.
Right in the ovaries best birth control ever
THERE GOES MY PREDICTIONS
>>68655017
fox sports 1 you goof
>>68654999
I thought the only reason was because her tit was out, she kind of said no more a bit earlier but I couldn't really tell whether she was just grabbing her rib out of pain or whether she was signifying she was done
>>68654941
>>68654944
>>68654964
>>68654984
>>68654978
Retards please go.
>all these people saying "duhhhhhh what the fuck happened loooooool". She broke her rib you idiots, then jojo broke it some more which put her down.
there go my fucking picks.
>UFC ottawa tweet not available to canada
>>68655077
>>68655064
>letourneau
>turning down a black guy
is there a HEEM variation for a body shot ko?
gib a nigga a stream
>>68655078
when your ribs break early and you keep fighting you are bound to crumble
>her fucking voice
I love her voice
THAT WAS AN ENTERTAINING PISS BREAK
>NOT
>>68655036
Her body was hurt and she was stalling for time.
>>68654978
Just cause you can't get laid in real life, doesn't mean you get to take it out on women you've never met.
>>68655013
She was basically giving up without saying it, but the referee didn't want it to end that way
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/735587080550551556
Same ending
Podcast already turned gay
>>68655134
http://streamking.org/streams/ufc.html
>>68655128
"the Cerrony"
>mfw ref
Jojo is cute
Jojo is fucking cute
>>68655072
>having this much of a glass body
cerrone-tier liver
P4P cutest accent
>>68655099
Yeah, i thought she said she was done too. But then the ref just kept restarting it. It was weird.
Were her nipples visible when her top got pulled down?
>literally quit the fight
>"She's so tough!"
kek
>turning around and putting your hands on your knees
all of my what
>>68655099
I think her tits were coming out. She was constantly adjusting throughout the fight, maybe her reebok gear did not fit right.
cutest voice in MMA
damn Valerie, not the best time to take a casual stroll across the octagon
>that highlight reel of Valerie giving up three separate times in the fight
AHAHAHAHA
>>68655054
>don't blame shitskins for their actions
get the fuck out trudeau
based jojo
>top pulled all the way down
>still no nip
reee
what a qt
>>68655189
>stumbles away
>ref doesnt stop instantly
Her voice is kinda cute...
Did Rogan just imply Jojo is a lesbian?
She obviously likes boys.
>>68655001
When you're in so much pain you can't think, you do dumb shit like that
>this accent
help me she so qt
women fights are pathetic.
I want Jojo to read me a bedtime story.
Is Aljo a cuck?
>>68655072
This was weird, the way she just stopped fighting I thought she was trying to call for an illegal blow or something
MY BOY'S BOY SIGHTED
who the fuck is that guy behind schaub
>>68655072
how did you get it working lad
lel my gf says "who's kid did he steal?"
>>68655013
>Didn't watch Machida vs. Dolloway or Noke vs. Sobotta
>Casual exposing himself for "HURR WMMA" /r9k/ autism
STILL LOVE YOU VALERIE
SHE'S SO UGLY BUT SO ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME
IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?
>>68655205
Yes
>my training partner's son
Goddamn I wanna take care of her and pound her til her bum gets red.
WEIDMAN'S KID NOW BEING RAISED BY ALJAMAIN STERLING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>French fighter
>not quitting
Pick le one.
Weidman's kid looks half black
wtf?
"""""chris weidman's"""""" son.
Aljamain cucked the chris confirmed.
KEKED BY MY BOYS SON
>>68655212
not sure, would be the 4th slip in the ufc i think
>>68655251
JoJo has such an innocent essence to herself, she's the type that after 45 years would just lay low and take care of your kids and grand babies.
;_;
>>68655271
Fuckoff
>>68655290
>My friend's wife's son
Oh gosh her voice...
>>68655161
lol okay sjw
keep defending girls you want to sleep with
>my wife's son
>le get hurt and walk away woman
>>68655086
I haven't got cable...QQ
>>68655281
kiss her
>>68655219
I fucking hate Reebok.
>Gave my coach 3 different sleeveless hoodies
>The only person that liked it was Pat Barry
I've developed a fetish for unattractive women.
Calderwood is really doing things for me right now.
Weidman lost his boy
>>68655304
my sides
>>68655197
>>68655199
she looks like thomas turgoose
>>68655281
haha nice
Aljamain "my wifes son" Sterling
Chris "I let Aljo sleep with my wife" Weidman
W E W
E
W
I want to hug JoJo until we both die.
>>68655189
I love when the refs get involved
>>68655323
lol, weidman is probably shitting, he is always shitting
>>68655304
>HNNNNNNNNNNG
>Fedor vs. Maldonada
>>68655286
the majority of wmma are ugly, but have "something" that made they more sexy, than a lot of models, maybe is the body of a athletic woman, who knows.
>AL STIRLING HAS CHRIS WEIDMAN'S KID ON HIS LAP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Valerie Le-TURN-au
>>68655323
>giving your son to negro
>not expecting your son to end up stolen
>>68655323
>>68655296
>>68655302
literally retarded
look at the picture of his son
>>68655296
>>68655302
His wife is Mexican you fucking goofs
>>68655281
>that tarzan trailer
It's the gorilla vs man fight we've always wanted
i hope this tarzan movie fucking bombs
>>68655304
>rip hector lombards kid
>all these casuals exposing themselves by saying "wowwww why would you turn your back lol wmma!!"
It's like you want us to know you're new.
>>68655274
His butt ugly older brother.
>>68655374
who u got for game 7
>>68655373
He is cornering wonder boy tonight. He is in the backstage area.
>>68655393
REKT
is only me or are a lot of spaniards on /heem/?
>>68655072
looks like a tooth flew out
>>68655378
this fight was just fucking sad
fedor keeps adding examples to the "fighters never know when to call it quits" trope
>>68655379
it's probably the fact that they're in shape and most are at least 5.5/10s + being in shape + being ambitious + in some cases they're successful so yeah.
>>68655395
Kek
>>68655387
top bantz gook
>>68655323
>taking a young child to a ufc event
nice parenting
>>68655409
We literally had it two fights ago
>>68655387
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>68655387
va-LEL-erie LEL-TURN-OW
>>68655393
>not goofing the incomplete picks automatically
>not adding my Who Who Who Who Who picks
REEEEEEEEEE
>>68655322
I dont want to sleep with either of these women though neckbeard.
broken ribs absolutely destroy you and she was able to keep fighting after it happened. its insane she lasted as long as she did
did Valerie's tit pop out or what?
>>68655393
damn son, I leave for a week and no one can pick well
>>68655281
your gf is a latent coalburner
>>68655304
too many kicks to the tummy
who's that guy sitting in the back on fight companion
I knew that thing with the gorilla and the kid had to be viral marketing for something.
>>68655444
Unemployed people have a lot of free time.
>reminder that only children like dragons
>>68655438
Golden State to be honest family
Is Valerie done?
>>68655072
Yeah, that's the face of a broken rib
What is the largest gorilla?
>>68655393
LMAO, lets not count it
>>68655444
I'm not a Spaniard. I'll clown you if I have to.
>>68655184
Thank you!
>>68655072
was that a fucking toe kick
>When Jon says 'It's time'
>>68655387
>>68655515
nah she's finished
"Jamie, what's the Brock Lesnar of gorillas. Bring that up."
>>68655490
repeatedly, she kept adjusting her top and the ref stopped the action a couple times to let her get her titties back in place.
>>68655461
Why are white genes so weak?
>>68655493
WIFES
Anyone have an m3u8 stream?
>>68655503
Schaub's brother
>>68655447
he is only 39. has a good 5 year i reckon.
>>68655387
G O L D
O
L
D
>>68655393
People who don't pick the whole card are auto goofed. There is no point if we just pick and choose which fights we predict. This is for serious glory.
>they got Brock to just scream into a mic for this promo
is that guy behind schaub going to sit there without sayin anything for the entire card?
KEK
>>68655525
kek i have not seen this before, hilarious
CAN YOU SEE ME NOWWWWWWWWWW
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/743657142494732288
>nig nog pool party
>no one in the pool
will I get banned if I post t.or.rent streams?
>>68655520
Does that actually happen?
>>68655551
White genes are special and unique.
>>68655461
the gumby is my favorite black people haircut
>>68655546
>dog putting its paw on a human's shoulders
needs to be put in its place
Could JoJo heem Joanna Champ with Firas magic?
>all dat q.t accents happening to the fight build up
my dick would explode
>sage northcutt on ufc 200
>>68655280
My own codebase is a total mess right now. Pastebin yours so I can see and adjust yours
>>68655438
Cleveland 90, Golden State 107
Curry to score 40, LeBron to score 41 for the 3rd straight game. Thompson has 8 3-pointers and 5 assists
LeBron is the Finals MVP.
>>68655570
this desu, I might as well just only pick the main event if that's the case and then say I won
>monkey is not a real term
>all apes are monkeys
is joe rogan a literal retard?
>>68655603
thats fucking illegal, goof
>>68655603
yes, post tetas instead
>>68655531
you're not a spaniard, you're just a tard
>>68655551
What do you expect? Weidman has dark hair and brown eyes.
>>68655393
fuuuck
>fight companion saving us from jon anik's antics
based rogan, im gonna miss him
>>68655636
monkeys have tails
>>68655618
It's just a prelim, lad.
