How does it feel knowing he's fucked more women at 18 then you ever will in your life?
Sucks I guess. How does it make you feel, OP?
>>68642256
how many women has he fucked?
>>68642256
Meh
>>68642316
Cucked
>>68642256
>fucking wymmenz
Disgusting
Maybe, Im over 100
Bartending makes it easy
chavvy manc slags don't count
>>68642690
Calm down Valdes
>>68642639
>over 100
Hello great-great-grandpa
Nigga, I've had more sex on the sims than on real life, do you think I even care?
damn, there were fuckers out there who were simply normies and started fucking at 15 because "they are cute i guess, hihi" and Im just sitting here, 22 lvl, kissless extra virgin, with lazy eye, pimpless and slightly overweight, furthermore light autism and misfit, who never really loved anyone and hasn't been loved by anyone beyond family. so, yeah it feels terrible knowing I still exist.
>>68642773
You have hetero sex in the sim? Are you an animal.
>>68642832
Leave it to the poles to make it weird.
>>68642901
suffering has no nationality
>>68642842
No, I just have dickgirl sex.
>>68642690
Angel pls go
>>68642976
Now that's a mod
>ywn experience teenage love, getting butterflies in your stomach every time you see her, your heart sinking when she doesn't show up for school and then the relief when she arrives
fbm
>>68643088
>ywn have your heart broken by a teenage bimbo that you catch sucking Tyrone's cock in your bedroom
>>68642832
half that shit can be fixed
>>68645172
Not the autismo tho
he's a fucking nerd, i wouldn't be surprised if he's still a virgin
nigga uggly af and 18 years gils don't fuck guys just because they are rich
>>68646341
>18 yr old girls don't fuck guys just cause they are rich
kek sure
>>68642256
has anyone here had sex? whats it like? what does it feel like when you stick your penis inside a vagina, no condom
>>68646411
Maybe in your ultra materialistic country
Kids who swim in pussy here are young actors, young footballers are irrelevant. And I live in a country where football is super relevant
>>68642771
my grandpa is 90
were your ancestors shitting out kids at 14?
>>68642256
I dunno, I'm on around 30 I think (honestly what kind of beta keeps a tally) and I've probably got quite a lot more living to do. So I guess I don't feel bad at all.
>>68646423
feels like when you make a hole in wet sand and fuck it
I'm gay so it's pretty good.
who cares
>>68642256
It feels like nothing because i don't give a shit about women
Definitely not. kids who are that good at sports are usually autistic and don't start getting pussy until their in the NBA. plus i'm a stand up comedian so it's statistically impossible
>>68642575
Cool. I fucked more than him.
>>68642690
>manc slags
Yes?
>>68642639
Why do women fuck the bartender? Do they literally come on to you?
Soccer fans are subhuman, thus anyone whoever he is has fucked is worth a negative amount of people
checkmate
>>68652097
Did someone mention Manc slags.
>>68652271
Yeah.
>>68642769
ahmed spotted
>>68642256
>2016
>fucking women
>>68643088
teenage love is just wanting sex really bad, and her telling you that she's not ready because she thinks she isn't sexy enough, and then 7 months later you get to touch her pussy. and then you do something autistic like she finds condoms in your coat pocket, and she dumps you a week later.
>>68646535
>were your ancestors shitting out kids at 14?
Literally yes. It was the norm back then, not "I'm going to suck dicks and drink mojitos with my gay friends from 14 to 28 years old, then I'll be doing my best to find a rich cuck who wants to settle with damaged (but still watchable) goods".
What's the healthier model, really?
>>68643088
>tfw i got to stick it in that nerdy girls big booty and we spent a whole year watching scrubs and fucking
>>68642256
I guarantee you, he hasn't
t. normie stud
