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>>68609319
Rory vs Wondermeme tonight
Links
BJPenn.com
mmafighting.com
I COME TO FIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO KNOCK PEOPLE OUT
your thoughts when seeing this image?
DON'T FEAR ME
How many bongs
I want to kill myself
>that goof britball talkin shit about karate
Come to Manchester and we'll have a kickboxing match on a field and I'll put you into a coma.
I'll cut to light heavyweight just for you
ARE YOU GUYS BOOING ME?
>>68623647
Looks like an amused and severely beaten dolphin/manatee
He's fucking hot and that alligator crawl is so sexy. How can you not market this million dollar smile!
THATS A COORS LITE
>>68623670
6 bongs 45 bings
>>68623720
>le gas in the second round and lose to Rockhold man
So tonight the Wondermeme ends
are you ready for that?
>>68623670
Just ask yourself, what would Shia Labeouf do?
>>68623722
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT
>>68623853
*cue wont back down instrumental*
>tfw no Miesha Tate to your Bryan Caraway
>>68623647
He kinda looks like Mark Coleman.
>tfw no Bryan Caraway to my Miesha Tate
>tfw dan will never hold u like dis
Just watched all ufc 198,199 and fight night 88.
all those upsets senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
Daily reminder that Brandon Schaub could possibly be ducking Rich Piano
>>68624577
>breast implants
>fighter posts instagram video of them sparring/hitting pads/hitting a bag
>comments section full of keyboard coaches telling them what they should be doing
This grinds the fuck out of my gears
I remember back when Donald Cerrone was fighting Myles Jury (or maybe it was actually Jim Miller, I forget) he posted some videos of him hitting and kicking pads and people were shitting on his muay thai form here and saying his knees and kicks lacked power
Fucking hell, maybe you should just trust that the pro fighters know their shit? Good lord knows they train more than you out-of-shape blobs
Reminder to boycott the UFC because they are capitalist pigs who have no respect for their fighters.
>>68623647
Based unheemable GOAT
final version for goofing
>>68624825
>23 of these are mine
>>68624704
I'm sure if you look at any clips of Arnie lifting from Pumping Iron on youtube there will be people criticising his form and such.
>>68624704
thank you for this post.
>>68624825
Can i still put my picks?
>>68623720
he beat nobody, and still got gifted two title shits which he turned down... why market
>>68625017
No you goof
>>68625122
T-thanks!
>>68624577
Daily reminder that all Schaub posters are cancer.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/744204117808132096
>>68625730
>sources
>helwani
>>68623647
that's a weird fish
>>68625796
Helwani is always right, best jewrnoulist
>>68625809
For you
>>68623647
thats a weird looking goat
>>68625809
it's Seaman
>>68625730
>main event is Glover vs OSP 2 now
Ngannou vs. Glover confirmed
lads don't do to 202
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/police-arrest-12-people-suspected-of-planning-new-attacks-in-bru/
How long is it until early prelims senpai?
>>68626134
>>68624704
Cerrone's muay thai is shit.
>>68623720
he looks like bigfoot silvas younger brother
[arm gators angrily]
Fight Night Ottawa schedule
MAIN CARD 10:30PM/7:30PM/04:30 ET/PT/EU
FOX PRELIMS 8:30PM/5:30PM/02:30 ET/PT/EU
FIGHT PASS PRELIMS 6:45PM/3:45PM/00:45 ET/PT/EU
>>68626267
Don't forget their big sister
real recognise real
>>68626604
that was before he got heemd by malbobabo
>>68625730
>>68625730
JUST
>>68626335
>those :30 start times
Disgusting. All to accommodate a NASCAR truck race? I'm tweeting my disgust at Dana right now.
>>68625730
Time for cuckstuffson to man up
pls let glover end the ngannou meme
>>68626987
>Ngannou
>meme
shut you whore mouth
Oh snap red haired Randa is on the fight pass prelims. So is Elias Theodoro and Sam Alvey. I might actually sign back up to watch those fights.
>>68626987
except different weightclass newfriend
I'm calling it, it's gonna be bader 2
>>68627117
>No LHW has ever fought a HW fight.
>>68627083
Worst UFC card ever?
>>68627083
shit card
>>68627083
>Sam Alvey
Well shit, would like to see him fight but I think I'll only be catching the Main Card tonight.
Oh well. This card is literally carried by Rory/Wonderboy, it's such a top tier fight
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-anthony-rumble-johnson-out-glover-teixeira-awaits-new-opponent-061816
>>68627159
>>68627247
With this main event? You guys must be new. There have been way worse Brazil Fight Nights
The shittiest thing about this card is that canadian lay n pray faggot. The fuck is he doing on the main card??
And now introducing the champion. Fighting out of the blue corner. This man is a big dick bandit. Holding a professional record 15 wins, 5 losses. Standing 6 feet, 4 inches tall weighing in at 205 pounds. Fighting out of Los Angeles, California. Ladies and gentlemen presenting the reigning, defending UFC Light-Heavyweight champion of the world. Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub!
>>68626637
>heemd
i think youll find he won, friend
>>68627319
Name one.
>>68627154
so glover goes and fights an unranked HW, that makes sense
It won't be Gus, I reckon maybe Shogun or Lil Nog.
>>68627362
If they made a cruiserweight 225 class schaub would've been GOAT
If I was going to watch some fights on UFC fight pass, which ones should it be?
>>68627415
Think of the memes m8
>>68627394
except he got tko'd three times before that
>>68627362
>champion
>blue corner
Everyone laugh at the 196er
>>68627415
Who's there to fight at lhw?
Gus won't take the fight.
fightpass 2.0 is cool as h*ck
>>68627494
shut up
>>68627483
Except he didn't.
I know you're used to watching goofs like your boy Conrad McGoober give up at the first sign of adversity, but real warriors with heart like fedor fight through adversity and come out with their hand raised.
>>68627403
Fight Night 78
>>68627577
Make me, pussy
>>68627533
it really is
i watched the fights last night live on my phone which was nice
>>68627653
*spits in your face*
>>68627594
Marco Polo Reyes was on that card and had a 1st round ko, nice gonna check it out now.
But yeah that one does look a bit worse than tonight's.
And people complain about the quality of bellator cards between big shows lol, just look at this shit.
>>68627510
Gus fights Blachowicz
Bader is free
OSP suspended with broken ulna
Shogun - maybe
Rashad - fought Glover
Manuwa - free
Any /FANZANTS/ left?
>>68625730
>https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/744204117808132096
I never liked this jew before all the drama at 199, but ever since I saw him crying and the whole "i-it got physical", I hate di?slike him even more. I mean, what's the big deal? Ooooh he told us something an hour early.
what are the odds claudia finishing joanna in the 1st?
>>68627903
the way he reacted to what joe rogan said was ridiculous
joe literally couldn't have been any more respectful in talking about it
>>68627836
not after this spastic gif
>>68627825
Bader is fighting illir latifi in Germany bud
Rest are unranked lhw's, if he loses to one of them he's fucked even if it's a decision loss. Why not take a fun fight against a hw that can't hurt you if you lose
>>68627836
paige vanzant survived mexico
>>68628312
she's hiding her new tat
glover's record is really fucking great
>be fluke rockwho
>say you don't want to fight on 199
>get booked for 199 anyway
>duck Jacare for an "easy fight"
>cry your sore knee
>destiny doesn't even real bro
>get heemd by Bisping in one round
Has there ever been a bigger joke of a "champ"?
>>68628542
>luke has already been relegated to former champ status
Kekerinos
>>68628312
Would she be more or less liked if instead of lying about being bullied for being too pretty/too small she said it was because her brother is a child molester?
Lets sing a song /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyu6qCnSfw
Me on the right sage on the left
lads the Olympics are soon
>>68628681
You have to be a special kind of autist to care about any of that.
>>68628196
>Bader is fighting illir latifi
huh, i missed that
>why not take a fun fight against a hw
I don't see what's in it for him - he wins, nothing gained - loses, he might get jumped for a title shot (if cormier wins he is in line right now even without rumble fight)
>Luke Rockhold
>Former UFC Champion
>Title Defenses: 0
>Time fought as champion: 1m:23seconds
>>68628681
How come you havent killed yourself yet? You literally have nothing going for you. Youre stupid, low income, and ugly. I can't imagine you have and friends or family that would miss you.
>>68628774
The Olympics are stupid. The only good part is the /int/posting on /sp/.
>>68628839
Wasn't 1:23 around the time he got finished?
>>68628681
Who hurt you bud?
GET IN HERE
https://www.fB.com/video.php?v=1209991799020087
https://www.FB.com/video.php?v=1209991799020087
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/18/11969086/anthony-johnson-out-of-ufc-no-fox-20-clash-with-glover-teixeira?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
>>68628911
>Bulgaria
What's the toughest animal a human can heem?
Can one, say Rumble, heem a wolf?
>>68628968
>yfw it's a drug test failure
>>68629010
There's a story of Hannibal making a man fight an elephant, promising him freedom if he won. He won and then Hannibal had him killed anyway.
>>68629019
>yfw domestic violence chrage
>>68628681
Did her brother molest you?
Is that why you're so obsessed?
>>68628968
give glover a title shot already
>>68629010
I'd say a human can heem one wolf
mas oyama alegedly heemd a cow
>>68629089
He already had one and got his ass kicked for 5 rounds.
>>68629010
i think some wolves bite 5x harder than rottweilers
>>68629136
nobody cares
>>68628897
yeah that's the fun part
>>68629010
silverbacks obviously
>>68629125
And the creator of kyokushin karate was the strongest fighter in the world after honing hs skills alone in a cave he was nicknamed "godfist"
>>68629125
I think wolves and dogs would be pretty hard to heem, especially since they're so low
maybe with a well placed kick but they just don't seem like easily heemable animals
Serbians spend their free time heeming horses though
>>68629188
idk famalam, alphas obviously won't do well in a team.
>>68629276
A fair point actually. You could probably let the gorillas wipe each other out and mop up afterwards
>>68629188
unarmed humans are pretty useless in the animal kingdom
they'd get scattered like paper cups
>>68629247
Just messing around with my dog I've found that throwing a leg kick on a normal person lands on their ribs pretty well, keeping distance and punching their nose combined with the aforementioned kicks would probably mean youre okay. They don't have any defense, they're going to be swarming.
>>68629276
valid point but I would imagine, even acting individually, they are next to impossible to heem
>>68627836
A cute. CUTE!!!
>>68629408
lol
Kek: http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-cardale-jones-paige-vanzant-call-out-12-gauge-nickname-061716
https://twitter.com/foxsportslive/status/743585868716216321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
BLACKED
>>68629447
fuckin hell
>>68629188
idk, unless it consists of 200 Brocks the entire UFC gets swept pretty handily
>>68629408
yeah but dogs are much quicker and have great reflexes, they could probably easily dodge your kick, bite your femoral artery and permaheem you
or at least, once they get on top of you, they'll fuck you up
I just learned that Leonardo da Vinci was a vegetarian. Do any of you martial artists still eat meat?
when does this stupid card begin fuckin canada shits
hello heem
daily reminder to be EXTREMELY careful
i skipped gym day today
who cares right
>>68629605
He was also gay. Who gay here?
>>68629681
be careful
>>68629681
You sure? Maybe he was just a weirdo like Tesla.
>>68628840
None of that bullshit you just said is true.
>>68629125
>I'd say a human can heem one wolf
Good luck with that.
You'll get torn apart 19/20.
You'd have an easier time choking it.
Wild animals with that kind of biting capacity are best avoided.
>>68629735
Prove me wrong then.
>>68629741
wolves look like their chins are glass
>>68629367
No they wouldn't. Those include heavyweights, knowing how to use their bodies against 20 (twenty) apes, not even lions or anything.
They'd win.
>>68629741
listen to Víðarr, Germans know wolves.
>>68629010
He could heem a black bear if he was allowed to wail on it.
>>68629735
Did Paige's brother molest you though?
>>68629710
pretty sure most historians agree on that
>>68629741
>You'll get torn apart
maybe I will, but someone like Bork would swing him into a tree or something (my stepfather killed his pitbull that way)
can someone post the shoop of serbia and horse in the room
>>68629188
gorillas are vegetarians right?
>>68625675
is the 5 percent how much of his butt he can still wipe with those giant synthol arms?
Are you more excited for the fights or the fight companion?
Will Calderwood survive the first round against Trouble?
>>68629990
Faggot
https://youtu.be/Bnpm4JL5eb8
>>68629990
u mean callen gettin verbally bullied again?
>>68629899
bas once knocked out a pitbull
>>68629816
Wolves have iron jaws. Humans are too when they're on their fours. The entire body helps absorb the blow.
>>68629990
the fights, i don't listen to mr. rogan & co.
>>68629819
nah, whenever they'd try to approach they'd get their limbs ripped off
wouldn't be able to touch em, too fast and explosive
>>68630044
Someone should have told bader during his last fight
chimps are scarier than gorillas
>>68630044
>bendoonallfoursheadbangingvskoreshkov.webm
>>68629899
Bork is hardly a normal human. It's like referring to a cheetah sized red fox as a fox.
>>68629990
they barely pay attention to the fights. But its entertaining to listen to while driving to uni or jogging. #tower7
i'm colorblind and can't tell ireland from italy. is there any way to distinguish them
>>68630043
there you go
>>68630100
I'm legit scared of monkeys, they gonna eat your face for fun man
>>68630028
It was more about Edgy Brah getting called on his conspiracy bullshit last time.
>>68630095
Yeah, some would get their limps ripped off. Others would be busy ripping their eyeballs out. After they're blinded, they're easy prey.
Even if they kill 150 dudes, the remaining 50 would be fresh and ready.
>>68630189
mouse cursor over the flag
>>68629516
i just got a mental image of 200 brocks and felt true fear.
silvers would win though.
>>68630095
Bader didn't get hit from the front and on his fours. He was flat on his belly and Rumble was on his back.
>>68627083
word
>>68630293
No they wouldn't dude. Numbers matter. And gorillas aren't even that tough by animal standards.
How would you r8 me as a poster here?
>>68630416
3/10
>>68630416
You could certainly do better. 6/10. You've got heart kid, but you're just not ready for the big leagues.
Guys, GUYS, I've got it.
Glover Teixeira vs.
Gianpiero Villante
Reminder that Rory is /heem/ the fighter
>>68630567
>implying it's not Schaub
Glover v Maldonado 2: Electric Boogaloo.
serious question, if HEEM was an acronym, what would it stand for?
>>68630658
Hairy
Eastern
European
Men
>>68630658
Hanime
Eis
Efor
Mnerds
>>68630658
Heem
Eem
Em
M
>>68630658
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
Friendly reminder that Donald J. Trump is the official /heem/-approved presidential candidate. Stay safe and Trump bless.
>>68630658
His
Erection
Enters
Me
>>68630658
High
Estrogen
Emasculated
Manlets
>>68630795
>>68630795
>Trump
>not Based Bernie
lel
>mfw someone mentions schaub
USADA tested Bisping 7 times this year
literal waste of money
show yours
>>68630856
Rich bless
>>68630903
this
those gooves also had the nerve to test claudia
>>68630908
good picks unironically
>>68630847
#cuckolds4bernie #feelthebern
>>68630912
Rich Bless god dammit.
My bookie is telling me the money is flowing in on Rory and Cote
>>68630658
Heemd
Emalianenko
Everyman
Malbobabo
>>68630908
rory in the 1st meh that's a risk bro
>>68627247
most okay card of the year
>>68631037
#armpunches
>>68627533
It's actually usable and has a depth of information now. Mr Winter made Fight Pass great again!
>>68627533
fuck, that's dope. those changes were badly needed. the old site was a pain in the dick to navigate.
>>68630270
Who?
>>68630658
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
>>68630908
>Cerrone
>Macdonald
.....m8
>>68630658
Highly
Evolved
Economic
Mewvment
>>68630908
I had almost the exact same picks. Nice one, lad.
>>68631196
Nikki Catsouras
>>68631075
I have this gut feeling hes going to gnp tko wonderboy in the first
>>68631037
First time I've seen this Rich guy in action. Holy shit he's a beast. I can't imagine what getting hit by him would feel like. One or two body shots and it'd be over. Also fuck look at his calves. Imagine getting leg kicked by him.
>>68630658
Heated
Europeans
Eviscerating
Manlets
>>68631262
All of my boys have been getting btfo lately, and in surprising fashion (i.e., KO) so tonight makes me worry a bit. Does Wonderboy have a decent chance of winning tonight? He made pretty easy work of Hendricks
>>68630658
Hit every enemie male
>>68631461
Pigg rigg made him look a lot better than he actually is imo
Expect Rory to manhandle him
>>68631461
>Does Wonderboy have a decent chance of winning tonight?
Absolutely. Rory can be a different person after the fight with Lawler.
>>68631461
Absolutely. Rory's loss was traumatic. Like GSP post Serra. The fear,the fall, him curling up like a scared child after Robbie had his way with him. Not everyone can be Michael Bisping where they get viciously heemed and come back. Rory's been out this long because he was trying to get his confidence back. Good luck in Bellator Rory. Hopefully those Ruskies don't ruin your career more.
>>68631461
he has a chance but rory should be the clear favourite
>>68631146
Go away, Viktor
>>68631397
Dude's a savage. Can't wait to see him fuck Schaub up
>>68631648
>like GSP post Serra
So Rory is going to come back better than ever and go on a win streak that pushes him into GOAT contention?
>>68631648
>>68631972
if he loses he will go bellator but thats because the ufc is lowballing him like fuck
rory loves fighting dude, he got fucking rekt by condit when he was 20
>>68631461
maybe ive fallen for rogans hype. But I think Wonderboy is the favorite in this one
>>68632168
He never got "fucking rekt" by condit, Rory won that fight
Screencap this post the GOAT fighter in 20 years will come from the Weidman/Wonderboy/Machado family alliance that is cemented in two marriages
>>68630599
Schaub coming for that LHW belt
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/3/29/8308177/former-heavyweight-brendan-schaub-confirms-drop-to-205-pounds-for-next-ufc-fight
>>68632447
nah dude, he got smashed, only won rounds off takedowns
>>68630599
Big Cuntry
>>68632168
>fucking rekt
kek, he won every round up until the moment he got dropped and the ref ended the fight prematurely.
>>68631972
One can hope.
>>68623720
He looks Filipino.
>>68630802
Fuckin laughed.
>>68631530
kek this sounds like something a slav would come up with
>>68632904
>>68623720
>>68632987
lel
>>68633072
No one cares, faggot.
>>68632726
>He was winning until he lost
PROVE you're a real fan of Mixed Martial Arts
Name five (5) Female Mixed Martial Artists
>>68633196
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
>>68633185
>he got fucking rekt by condit when he was 20
eat a dick fagit
