Reminder to watch the Wallabies crush England tonight instead of this shitfest.

Dylan WalkGOD

honestly don't understand the Jack Bird hype. he is nowhere near origin level at this stage

You made this thread way too early.

AUSTRALIA
Israel Folau, Dane Haylett-Petty, Tevita Kuridrani, Samu Kerevi, Rob Horne (VC), Bernard Foley, Nick Phipps, Sean McMahon, Michael Hooper (VC), Scott Fardy, Sam Carter, Rory Arnold, Sekope Kepu, Stephen Moore (C), James Slipper

Bench – Tatafu Polota-Nau, Toby Smith, Greg Holmes, Dean Mumm, Ben McCalman, Nick Frisby, Luke Morahan, Christian Lealiifano

ENGLAND
Mike Brown, Anthony Watson, Jonathon Joseph, Owen Farrell, Jack Nowell , George Ford, Ben Youngs, Billy Vunipola, James Haskell, Chris Robshaw, George Kruis, Maro Itoje, Dan Cole, Dylan Hartley (C), Mako Vunipola

Bench – Jamie George, Matt Mullan, Paul Hill, Joe Launchbury, Courtney Lawes, Jack Clifford, Danny Care, Elliot Daley

>>68607488
is Jack Bird related to his brother Jackson Bird?

>>68607588
>>68607028

fuck off kuntykucka

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>>68607670
good one, bogan

>>68607689
nice photoshop kuntykucka

Alan Tongue is surprisingly well spoken in this U20s pre-show.
Wonder how his commentary is going to go.

Is Sean Walker related to Alfred Nobel?

this thread is absolute diabolical

>>>/v/341833593

>>68609040

I rate this very highly. Keep doing it

has walkbro dare i say... left?

Does literally ANYONE care about this game?

Going to the game lads wish me luck

*wishes you luck*

>>68610224
I don't care so much but it's better than doing quite literally nothing.

>>68610263
bad luck m8

>>68610357
LMFAO

>>68610357
hahaha

>>68610224
I only care if the Storm win by 13+ points.

BREAKING: Parramatta Eels Semi Rarandra has walked out on the club, telling them he isn't coming back. Via @Danny_Weidler #nrl

>>68610475
SOURCE

>selling grand final tickets this early

What if my team isn't in it?

>>68610521
remember when Souths choked hard in 2013 and Gumtree was flooded with half price tickets?

>>68610496
I literally included the source you fuck

>not trusting Danny Weidler

https://twitter.com/9newssyd/status/744078558620844032

>>68610575
lmao thought he was joking

>>68610575
I really hope he doesn't leave. His career is just starting and he's already a gun.

There are people ITT who don't want the Dragons to win tonight

Reminder Sharks go to outright first if Storm lose

>Semi

Very disappointing.

>>68610575
and there are people who are happy that he got to play for australia

he is nothing but a money hungry grub

>>68610721
Nothing wrong with wanting to secure your future.

>>68610721
can't really blame him

dude is from fucking Fiji and probably grew up sleeping outside

>>68610742
This.
>making more money = automatic sellout

>>68610721
people unironically defended him because of the "muh poor humble blackfella from fiji trying to feed muh family" bullshit. leftist cuckoldry at its finest. just read through this reddit thread to see what I mean

https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/4gnubg/twitter_semis_father_on_his_son_playing_for/

Oi Sean u here m8?

Any thoughts on this years E3? I thought it was decent

Should have let him play Origin desu

Would've kept SBW and Surgess in the game too, most likely

>>68610737
>>68610742
but he played in our jersey for nothing but a pay cheque

>>68610721
t. news.com.au commenter

>>68610803
yeah well blame the selectors, not Semi

>>68610786
I don't follow video game culture.
>>68610803
They all do.

>>68610817

Elite post.

>>68610817
You can make money and still be proud to represent your country

>>68610803
>>68610721
>>68610846
You sound like a average educated middle aged dad on a news website who's angry at the world.

>>68610817
Nah to the other guys, the real Australians, it means a lot more

>>68610858
you sound like an autist

WHEN will Parra fold lads?

>>68610876
>"so proud of me fucking country ayyyy fucking proud to be an australian playin some footy for me country so fuckin proud i'd do it for free"

>all these furious redditor cuckolds unironically defending Semi

Storm have been decimated by late withdrawals lads.

>>68610889
t. communist

>>68610858
t. cuck

I'm assuming Semi is your designated bull?

im glad semi is gone the stupid money hungry boong cunt

>>68610893
Fuck off back to /rug/, they're missing like two players

>>68610892
>redditor cuckold
what does this even mean?

>>68610917

>this furious redditor cuckold who is STILL defending his designated bull

>>68610913

Cameron Munster is worth more than one player. They are also now forced to play a second-row/rookie halves pairing.

The Dragons luck their way to yet another win.

>>68610945
what does this even mean?

>Parra will let Semi play Union in the off season if he comes back

Is there a more cucked "club"?

>>68610951
>Cameron Munster is worth more than one player

What did he mean by this

>>68610980

He is three times any other player in the Dragons team

>>68610975
This doesn't even make sense. If anything he's the cuck for having to get permission from a club but using that word unironically is teenage vocabulary shit anyway.

Sean.

>>68610992
>letting your star player who you pay top dollar for go play somewhere else and risk potential serious injury just so he doesn't leave

they are cucks m8

>>68610575
>Parra demanding he sign a 3 year contract

They have LITERALLY no bargaining power

>p-PLS sign the paper Mr Big Fijian

hahaha

>James Maloney will play in his 3rd grand final, win his 4th minor premiership and win his 2nd premiership this year

can he be classified as GOAT?

If true isn't it a bit dodgy from Semi. Sure the money will be better but he never would have been noticed if it wasn't for the shot Parra gave him. I really feel for Parra right now. Hope they can get past this rotten season.

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>Leave Nathan Peats life to me

>Peats left
>Paulo left
>Semi left
>Foran will never play again
>Gordon will leave
>the "elite" squad that Parramatta assembled has now been disassembled in the space of 2 months

>tfw Parra let all these players go just to keep Semi and he leaves anyway

>>68611233
Beau Scott is the best player in the team

Clearly money is the issue for semi, he was only on 250k for fucks sake. NRL should throw truckloads of cash to keep him. Fuckers were happy bend the rules for big name teams like dragons(gasnier twice), roosters with sbw and bunnies with burgees. Parra constantly get screwed over.

My bet is semi to Brisbane next year, not counting towards cap cause he came from rugby

>>68611399
individual players dont really make any difference to the bottom line of NRL

they could give a shit

>>68611399
Semi is a Uate tier winger and is not even close to the "superstar" likes of SBW and Burgess

>>68611431
Semi would dominate fullback if he played there. Hate this retarded "he's just a winger" bullshit.

>>68611272
Beau Scott will probably retire before Parra ever reach elite status

>>68611399
>"Big name" teams
>Parramatta not one of them

Moi soides m8

>>68611476
Parra will never reach elite status

NSW NRL has poisoned the well by dividing the talent into like 50 teams and the only teams that are attractive for lifestyle are Roosters and Manly and to a lesser degree Souths

Nobody wants to move out west into western shitholes, penrtih, eels, dogs, they'll never win another grand final

>>68611399
Did I really just see a Parra fan complain about unfair treatment? Unironically?

After cheating the cap for FOUR YEARS and getting away with a soft penalty?

KEK

>>68611431
Burgees is not even close to superstar status, just a guy that would receive a penalty every time he dropped a ball

Why is Munster not playing?

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Post yfw Dragons win

Nice to see that no one takes st poorge seriously enough to field a full strength team for.

Munster and co are not injured, just being rested.

And Melbourne will STILL win.

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>68611497
Penrith have a small window in next few years before they get done for cap violations or all their players go to roosters

More like Semi Bill Williams amirite lads?

reminder to tip the dragons

>spicks and specks repeats on ABC2

Based desu

>>68611660
>watching fta tv

poorfags get out

>FTA tv
>2016
KEK

>>68611637
SBW is handsome and intelligent though

>>68611431
no

>>68611715
Channel 9 made people love burgees so it's not about looks or charisma

>>68611609
>rested
Why do teams do this?

>>68611660
I watched those repeats so much that I got so fucking sick of that show. Nothing beats their chemistry though. The new version was doomed from the start with that annoying as fuck host.

>>68611775
So people bet on the saints hoping for easy money only to see them lose.

>>68611750
Only because he plays for Souffs

>dugan cowering in the back corner on his own

kek

KEK

How bad is to to smoke a few cigarettes once every six months at a party? I had a few cigarettes last night at a wedding and I feel pretty guilty now. I stopped smoking well over a year ago but drinking always makes the cravings come back. Especially when you're around smokers.

I'd love to just live a completely sober life tbqfh but all these temptations are so hard to pass up.

Storm pretending Munster is in origin?

>>68611835
DONT START AGAIN. PLEASE DONT START SMOKING AGAIN PLEASE

dragons go forward pretty good to start them game, also generous 10m helping

>>68611874
I won't. I just want to know how bad the health effects are of having just a few. I feel like I'll never be able to completely stop for good. My best run now is about 8 months or so now I think up until last night. Luckily I only smoked for 3-4 years on and off.

Dubs decides if I get some food delivered

AAMI Park is the best rectangular stadium in Australia.

How young is Tonumaipea?

>>68611930
Just had Red Rooster lad.

>>68611909
i dont think you have to worry about a few smokes every 6 months. its good that you can have so few though. dont feel guilty and dont get hooked

>>68611930
order some beef and black bean

>>68611835
Really? I quit smoking and I have never had a craving again. Even when drunk around other smokers

>>68612037
I feel guilty because it makes me feel like I lost all that progress of my attempt at quitting. I know it's only a few but I want to kick this shit for good. It's such a piss poor addiction and it fucks your health terribly.

But yes, I am lucky to have no real cravings anymore.

>>68612061
It wasn't so much cravings I guess but when all of your friends at the party are smokers it makes it more of a reason to go outside and continue to socialise with them.

Just got a job in Wollongong that pays $36 an hour.

Any of you have a spare room for rent?

i smoked from 16-26 and when i quit id only have cravings when wanking or after a root cause id become conditioned to have one after sex

but now they just make me feel filthy. saw some derros smoking the other day and it just made me feel embarrassed for them.

What year did you feel like the nrl started going down hill?

>>68612151
Yeah fuck that. I'm glad I gave it up when I did. I don't know how people smoked for 30,40 50+ years of their entire life hooked on a leaf. Obviously it depends on a person and their will power but some have said it's harder to quit than heroin.

>>68612169
Based WalkBro.

>>68612187
Not really based when I pussied out and smoked last night though.

>>68612169
yeah i tried quitting a few times and it didnt work. i finally quit when I wanted to be /fit/ again and I was doing cardio and it was so hard I was like the fuck am I smoking for? fuck this lame shit off

went a few months without, had one, felt so sick and digusting, like I could really feel the poison for the first time, never again

2 years clean whatup

>>68612204
Based WalkBro.

>>68612209
I wish I could say I was even 1 full year clean. I consider myself (for the most part) in shape. The smoking definitely makes me as a person feel disgusting though.

I just feel like smoking is bottom of the barrel.

>>68612063
i suppose it depends on wether you enjopyed the few smokes or not. we should be allowed to treat ourselves every now and then. we drink alcohol and eat so much shit nowadays. i really dont think you should feel guilty m8

Just switched to the Wallabies vs England test.

You should as well.

>>68612295
Yeah I guess so. I kind of enjoyed it I guess? It was a wedding and a big celebration so I wasn't really thinking about it. Plus I was incredibly plastered.

>>68612314
Watching the 2005 GF highlights I'm that bored with this game.

Tariq so shit

>>68612255
LONDON
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>Pat Richards has played nearly 400 games of football

>>68612295
>juz be undisciplined when it suits u ;)
>poison yourself cause others do ;)

put down the pipe there derrick

>>68612438
Literally every human in the world has at least one vice. You'd be a boring old prude if you did everything by the book.

>>68612481
Even the most healthiest people have vices.

>>68612494

Your stupid

>>68612521
you suck cock

>>68612521
You were just talking about getting fast food you fat fuck.

>>68612530

Wrong

>>68612535

Was not me.

PUNCH UP IN THE WALLABIES GAME

>>68612568
>this fat kiwi bird in damage control

>>68612452

Thats true

I quit cigs 4 months ago, best thing i ever did

I smoke weed here and there and drink rarely, but I earn these times now

>>68612569
>trying this hard to be relevant

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG MIDDLE CLASS AUSTRALIA

fuck off you elitist pricks nobody gives a fuck about obeseball

>>68612575
I live in a mansion my parents gave me and I don't work at all

:)

>>68612599
Good man. I'm glad I've given it away.

Weed is okay I guess. It's still a vice, and it's definitely not good for you unlike potheads would make it out to be. That shit still fucks with your lungs big time too.

>>68612612
>middle class
KEK

thugby yawngue bogans actually ASPIRE to be middle class.

Too bad 99% of you pathetic fucks will NEVER make it out of the working class.

LMFAO

>>68612627
Sef Gonzales is that you?

>Weed is okay

KEK. Did your parents not teach you anything?

This is embarrassing.

>>68612658
Who are you talking to?

>>68612683
How many other weed posts is there you fucking retard.

>>68612658
>LE FUGG LE DRUGS XDXD

Kek, you are just afraid of them because you still live with your parents and KNOW they would literally beat the shit out of you if they caught you doing drugs

Come back when you are rich and successful like me, and move out on your own so you can do drugs

>>68612692

The best dose is no dose. Surely everyone understands this.

>>68612716

t. part time outbound telemarketting professional

>>68612722
No shit. We're talking about moderation though.

>>68610803
>our

What part of the VB Kangaroos are you from mate?

>>68612813
>normal person
we're all fucked up in our own way, some just hide it better than others

Hope Melbourne win desu.

>>68612735
Kek, I am a senior analyst at one of the big four firms

Stay fresh

Stay seething

Stay jealous that you will NEVER be as rich, handsome and successful as me

And you will NEVER move out your parents house and experience the phenomenal experience of recreational drug use

>>68612813
>everyone needs to rely on a crutch because I do

t. drug addicted loser

>>68612867
The effects are negligible.

>>68612643

Everything is ok in moderation

Its good for DOMS too as I just started weights a couple months ago

>>68612889

cunt if i were an accountant with my one (1) life i'd do more than drown my sorrows i'd drown my head

>>68612914
Based WalkBro.

>>68612892
We literally all have vices, no matter how much of a productive member of society you are. The majority of the world are very addicted to coffee and caffeine and can't cope without having one or two coffees every single day.
>>68612914
I don't get DOMS anymore because I've been doing it for so long. You'll get past that soon. I only get DOMS on days when I really exert myself.

>>68612914
>poison is okay in moderation
>cancer is okay in moderation
>melting your brain is okay in moderation

kys

>>68612909
t. technology corporations

>>68612954
Show me the studies that show their ill effects on human health.

>>68612947
shut up drug addict dork

>>68612985
The irony in all of this that you're addicted to shitposting. Not healthy lad.

>>68613019
WALKBRO BLOWING CUNTS THE FUCK OUT.

>>68613019
Who?

Jake Marketo is so shit

What's your favourite British sitcom lads?

>>68613019
Sean back AGAIN with his handsome advice nukes of truth

>>68613019
rekt

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I always see these threads and people talking about "walkbro" "walkgod" etc and saying he's on suicide watch (but sometimes nobel prize watch?)

literally WHO is "walkbro"?

>>68613019
How can anyone be this BTFO?

>>68613170
The most based, elite, muscular and intelligent poster that's keeping this "community" thriving. He drives every single thread even when he's not here. He's literally worshipped here as a god.

>>68613170
based Sean

>>68613170
I've fucking had enough of you and your throughly stale memes tonight, go back to /int/ you seething freshcunt piece of literal dog shit

>>68612935

Nope I'm not him

>>68612947

Yeah I know it gets better, it was fucked up at the start but I pushed through it.

Thing is I over exerted my left shoulder last week. I rested my left shoulder on my shoulder work out day yesterday hoping it would recover for today, arms day, but it didn't.

I missed my first two workout days since I started.

Monday is the start of the new workout week, so I will rest and recoup. I think my body needs the rest.

>>68613221
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

based walkGOD

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>>68612951

There is nothing poisonous about weed

>>68613253
Be careful with your shoulders lad. The easiest and worst place to injure. You need it for practically every exercise. I've had problems with mine in the past so now I definitely look out for signs.

>>68613322
Nice lad nice. Big fan of the IT Crowd myself. I've got every season on DVD. My favourite is probably Exras. Sometimes it's so hard to pick because they have so many high quality shows. I'm watching Peep Show right now.

>>68613501
Fair enough. At least you know of the office. Most people instantly think of the american one.

>>68612978
Give it 50 years senpai.

Guys the Wallabies need are on and you should be watching.

Why aren't you supporting our boys?

>>68613637
We've been using radio for over 100 years.

>>68613675
>Wallabies
who?

>>68613718

The best rugby union team in the world. Put aside the fact that the game is shit and show some pride in your national heroes.

How come theres no chinks playing in the nrl>

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>>68613205
>>68613219
Are there any pictures of "walkGOD"?
>>68613221
Rude.

>>68613759

Shaun Johnson plays tomorrow.

>>68613759

Not many of them have embraced this part of our culture yet

>>68613776
Shame.

There's literally a Chinese man playing in the AFL at this very moment.

>>68613759
gooks are mantlet weaklings

Why is Vunivalu so elite

>>68613776
Rugby is Polynesian culture.

>>68613911
bit too big for a half gook

>>68613958

The average Laotian penis is 4 inches, NZ is 5.5 inches. Assuming he is somewhere near the middle of this that is a reasonable estimate.

>>68613986
thats your opinion

>>68613852
Huge calves though always I've noticed.

>>68614074
working in rice fields will do that

>>68614147
Legit though most Asians I see have naturally beastly calves. Even the women.

>>68613949

Rugby league is australian culture

>>68614354
Literally a Pom sport tho desu

>>68614595
whats going on here?

>>68614595
The fuck is this?

Just found out our retarded union cousins lost to England again lads

>>68615341
Wallabies need to sign based Semi ASAP.

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>>68615341

>>68614701
>>68614707
the guy had a severe joint illness that make him in pain, he cant control his movements, so the family build up a ''comfortable'' artifact for him to live less in pain

>>68615341
League and Union need to merge desu

>>68615341

/AFL/ here

what the fuck is the difference between union and league? Isn't rugby just rugby?