You may only post in this thread, if your country scored more than two goals in the past month.
Not so fast England.
>>68595367
When was the last time England made it to the semi-finals of a major tournament?
>not in an official tournament
>>68595535
1982 I believe.
Our national team is shit and irrelevant
DELETE THIS
We scored 3 goals against Australia, you didn't say nothing about own goals
>>68595338
we're the GOAT
>>68595535
The last time we hosted one
Beat holland and spain to get there. Didnt lose any games. Scored goal of the tournament on the way. Unlucky to lose on pens.
Good luck against argentina!
>>68595661
And when was that?
Before you answer remember that olympics don't count.
>>68595585
>set up by major soccer confederations
>not official
Bitch please.
>>68595585
The only tournaments that are official are the ones we play in.
>>68595535
>copa america
>major tournament
>>68596056
>implying you can watch a whole euro match without falling asleep
>>68596056
ah there, there, just a few more hours until a real match is played.
now that UEFA is done handing out goodies to 3rd place in group play.
>>68596342
Gonna be funny when so many yuropoor teams get DQd for chimpouts they have to qualify a 4th place team for knockouts.
>>68596291
Perhaps, but you'd at least have to beat some good teams to get to the semi final. USA beat Paraguay, Ecuador and Costa Rica (yeah that had a nice meme run in 2014 but they're still shit as they've shown)
There's only one really strong team in the Copa, with Chile and Colombia behind in the good tier. So making a semi isn't a huge achievement, especially when you haven't played any of those 3 to get there.
>>68596408
Ecuador is far better than England.
Also the US played really well against Colombia. They had brainfarts on two set pieces but otherwise played them even.
>>68596408
If we cant put the fucking manlets from mexishit under our thimbs then we have no shot on a world stage
True facts.
>>68596408
>russia
>little bro wales
if Slovakia pulled 2 on the Reds, they'll most likely have 3 on the lions. Especially since little hands hart is net minding
>>68596491
>Ecuador is far better than England
>actually doubting Vardy, the best player in the world.
Rerd
Honestly America is really good. I think they have a good chance of winning. Their team is strong this year and Messi sucks in big games.
>>68596530
>so good he rides the bench
Yeah, sounds elite.
>>68596560
Good on you for not being a faggot bro. Respect.
I don't understand why it causes so much asspain in yuros and most sudacas to admit we're actually a pretty damn good team.
>>68596600
What local team does that scrub play in?
>>68596644
They're afraid of a good US team. It'd completely wreck their fantasy of being the center of the soccer world, as if anyone really cares in the first place.
>>68595367
>if your country scored more than two goals in the past month.
1 vs. Russia and 2 vs. Wales = 3
>>68595338
Yes hello
Easy cruising from here on out
>>68596691
Who cares? We're talking about the English national team. Did you think there was a shortage of Premier League players on the roster while they were busy not winning a single tournament game for four years?
Individual talent doesn't count for dogshit when the result of the team mixture is horseshit.
>euros
>major tournament
So can everyone agree that after love for their country, love for their confederation is next?
>yank starts yank circle jerk thread
>it turns into a england discussion thread
You're so silly and obsessed.
>>68596795
It's like 80% of a WC
>>68596836
No. Fuck Mexico and every last one of those nigger islands and their mafia.
Costa Rica are bros 4 life though.
We scored two against the sheep lovers and one against the piss heads in the space of a week, that's three i do believe.
>>68596644
>we're actually a pretty damn good team
we say that every fucking time and it never turns out to be true
>>68597009
During the WC it was more of a meme and a way to shit on England, Spain, Italy and the myriad of other hilarious Yuropoor failures.
Now it legitimately is true. The US finally has some talent to go along with the giant brass balls.
>>68596959
>not real teams
>>68596836
>love for their confederation is next
No, fuck you
>>68595367
England 2 1 Wales
England 1 1 Russia
England 1 0 Portugal
England 2 1 Australia
England 2 1 Turkey
All within the past month... What's actually the point of this thread lad?
>>68596408
You might be right but, at least, so far this Copa has been very fun and interesting to watch, with results that no one ever would have expected.
The Euros on the other hand...Well...
>>68597211
>more than
>>68597211
>>68596742
>more than 2 goals IN A GAME during the last month
>Britainstan in charge of reading
Allahu Akbar to you too Muhhamed.
>>68597306
The most boring games of the WC were those with two UEFA teams too.
>>68597081
See you in two years I guess
Don't forget the lube
>>68595661
>Argentina
I fear memezuela the most senpai
yaaay I can post.
Shame Suarez couldn't play. We would have whooped ass. Or at least bitten someone.
>>68596887
>All Europe has nowadays is Germany
>>68596491
When was the last time England lost an actual game again??
>>68598441
against the last conmebol team they played lol
