Which other players are likely to chat shit thus enabling them to get banged by England?
>>68567144
I don't think they'll try it again after Bale got banged. Too scared.
The English reaction to some playful banter by Bale has made them look really bad, IMHO. What was he supposed to answer when asked a stupid question?
>Yeah, well most of our team is made up of fringe Premiership and Championship players, so I think most of the England squad would replace ours. Except me, obviously.
>>68567961
Answer with a non-answer like any other player would do. 'They have some quality players but we're focus sing on our team and we have lots of quality too' etc. Not difficult, now jog on butt hurt Scot/sheep shagger
>>68567961
>The English reaction to some playful banter by Bale has made them look really bad,
What reaction? All they said was that Bale is entitled to his opinion and we'll see what happens on the pitch.
>>68568057
Not by the players, but even ITV were acting like he was being disrespectful when he was clearly joking about it. It's been really silly. He was laughing when he said it.
>>68567144
Crynaldo has been chatting shit
>>68567144
Literally chatted shit. Literally got banged.
The meme gods have sided with ingerlund
>>68568090
>small mentality
I want iceland to win this fucking shitty cup just to see his face
>>68568079
>ITV
>'the english'
ok m8, I thought we were talking about the actual english football team but you were referring to a media company with an agenda to make up stories out of nothing, glad we got that all cleared up
>>68568079
fuck Bale, he should have a bit more respect. But whatever their tournament is over now lol
CSGB
>>68568079
I missed that. Bbc didnt. Him and savage were having a chuckle about it.
>>68567961
>“It is like any derby – you never want to lose to the enemy,” Bale says. “I think we’ve got a lot more passion and pride about us than them. We’ll definitely show that on the day.”
>not chatting shit
>>68568101
I hope poortugay and englel meet in a knockout and a Vards goal is the difference
Notice how we beat Wales in the cruelest way, the way in which we ourselves usually lose lol.
It's coming home lads.
>Bale chatted shit, Bale got banged.
I feel a bit sorry for Wales, but rules are rules.
>>68568139
Bale's passion didn't really show up on the pitch
Once again he did nothing apart from the free kick
>>68568180
>le man bun free kicker of no pace
>>68568180
I don't know what the fuck he was doing yesterday tbqhwy. He spent most of the match as a defensive midfielder when he should have been hanging on the English defence waiting for a pass. When they brought Williams on I thought he'd go deeper and Bale would finally push up but it stayed exactly the same. I don't know if that's Coleman or Bale thinking he needs to do defensive work but it made him pretty much useless yesterday. Needs sorting out for the Russia match.
>>68567144
tsunaldo
>>68568180
Rooney played him off the park, a man that is roundely derided on spee, the jfs went strangely quiet on that one didn;t they? Trying to pretend it didn't happen.
Bale is literally Le Kick and Rush Man, well yesterday he had to play against extremely fast, fit and athletic professional Premier League defenders instead of semi professional spic manlets who roll over for him the secodnb he receives the ball and he realised he wasn't actually as good as everyone in spain seems to think he is.
Playing in La Liga has diminshed his ability and made him a worse player, which is to be expected if you have no actual compettion.
>>68568101
I'm very mad that Iceland didn't win the game and take the full 3 points off of Donaldo and company, that would have been even better
>>68568204
he's useless up front too, this system designed to get the best out of him doesn't really play to his strengths.
he really needs to be playing on the wing, isn't a number 10 or a striker
>>68568233
the people that deride Rooney are braindead memers though, no need to listen to them.
>>68568233
rooney wasn't that good, most of the time when he received the ball he just gave it straight to walker. it was all too obvious
needs to be playing off the striker imo
Bale is a moments player desu. He's not one to dominate 90 minutes, he drifts in and out of the game but will pop up when you least expect it to score a goal.
>>68568264
This. He has been englands best player in both matches
>>68568283
He controlled the game, always coming deep to receive the ball and starting most of the attacking moves, Bale meanwhile, the so called world class player (who was equally shit against slovakia) did absolutely nothing except score a shit free kick that the Hart should have saved, Bale is incapable of doing what Rooney did yesterday, Bale is a one trick pony and when the ability to play that kick and rush trick is taken away from him he becomes completely anonymous. He should have stayed in the premier league because La Liga has turned him into shit.
>>68568357
coleman hasn't really figured out how to make the most of him in amongst a team of shit desu. they need everyone making space for him and looking to play him in at the right moments. they don't look anything like being capable of that though desu
Wales mistake was not play Earnshaw desu
>>68568387
He should be playing on the wing, but his gigantic ego makes him believe he is a striker and the Welsh FA will do whatever he tells them to do so Coleman plays him up front, which is frankly fucking retarded when you play park the bus football like Wales. He should not be played as a striker for the shitty tactics Wales use.
>>68568204
He was coming deep because Wales wanted him on the ball as often as possible.
Which is stupid because as I said above he's a moments player, not a control-the-game midfielder.
>>68568387
they have too many players defending
when the ball gets up to bale there is only him and robson kanu, maybe ramsey for the attack, it is too easy to shut down
for all his aerial prowess he can't hold up the ball at all
>>68568412
yeah it makes no sense. they're a bit of a shit team so they sit back and defend a lot, which is fine, but that should mean you're literally set up to play on the counter, with one of the fastest players in world football in your team. only they don't do it, it's fucking stupid.
>>68568431
Wales couldn't get out of their own half because Dier was shielding counters so well. I'd say he's been England's player of the tournament so far.
>>68568440
honestly I did not realise that any team still played 5-3-2 until I watched Wales' opening game against slovakia, fucking shit, shit football, I feel sorry for the Welsh fans having to watch this crap
I haven't really watched him much since he left england, but from what I've seen so far in the euros playing in spain has made him go backwards as a player, he looks like a shadow of his tottenham glory days
Wales are an absolute pub team desu and had literally no chance vs England.
I was in a Swansea pub for Wales v Slovakia and it was honestly like a World Cup final, when the second goal was scored everyone went mental and every car on the road was bibbing their horns where they'd all been listening on the radio, it was magical
I agree with him that Wales team and fans probably have more pride and passion only because we're used to the disappointment of the NT, this is all new to them
Saying no English players would get in to the team though is definitely chatting shit, worthy of a banging
>>68568514
always having to play to the benefit of the greasy one will do that to a player desu
>>68568603
the english players looked pretty passionate after sturridge scored, one of them should have run up to Bale and kissed his england badge right in front of him
English pride is unmatched desu
desu they say we're pathetic for cheering a win to wales but it just shows respect and that we knew they were a tough team to beat
>>68567144
>Britain wins a pyrric match against fucking Wales
>It's coming home lads
>No one will talk shit to us again.
You are as pathetic as your league.
>>68568780
>that flag
>>68568780
>pyrrhic
don't think you know what that means lad
>>68567961
>Yeah, well most of our team is made up of fringe Premiership and Championship players, so I think most of the England squad would replace ours. Except me, obviously.
>Except me, obviously.
>>68568806
>Scores in the last minute
>Wasnt eve close lads.
>>68568780
At least we don't have 45% unemployment
>>68568833
confirming that you don't know what that word means lad
>Think of the amount of shit that Germany and France will chat
>Thinking about how hard we'll bang them
7-1 will look like nothing when we're done
>>68568833
Wales were dominated from start to finish, they were lucky it was only 2-1 frankly and their goal (which I think was one of their only attempts) was lucky as fuck
>>68568845
>Damage control intensifies
>>68568889
We will win the Euros mate, it's going to happen.
>>68568946
>Said the dumb english fan for the 30th time.
>>68568998
>literally chatting shit
you've know what happens lad
>>68569015
doubt they'll get far enough to get banged desu lar.
>>68569015
>you've know what happens lad
Yes,2 Eurocups in a row. While you are still virgin after 50 years.
>>68568998
We never had meme magic before lad
>>68569040
>Implying that meme magic is not on our side
We will just do our 1-0 crap into the final like the last 2 tournaments
>>68569052
>Chat shit
>Think you can avoid getting banged
>>68568122
If he had given any other answer, he would have been incredibly disrespectful towards his teammates.
Not sure why he was asked that in the first place.
>>68569036
you're just adding more fuel to the fire Pedro
>>68569040
>>68569052
You both wrong. The fact that USA is in the SEMIS of Copa America is absolute proof that we're soaking up all the meme magic right now
>>68568463
I'd say Kyle Walker has also been pretty good.
>>68570468
ENGLAND PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS SO FAR:
1. WALKER
2. DIER
3. ROONEY
4. LALLANA
5. STURRIDGE
6. VARDY
7. ALI
8. CAHILL
9. SMALLING
10. ROSE
11. KANE
12. WILSHERE
MASSIVE POWERGAP
99998. MILNER
99999. HART
EVEN MORE MASSIVE POWERGAP
999999999999999. STERSHIT
>>68570567
Lallana was literally 0/10 in both games wtf
>>68570567
Rasford moved better in 25 mins then lallana or sterling in either of the games. I hope for a Vardy-Sturridge-Rahsford trio against Slovakia.
>>68570610
lallana's been good desu, I was butthurt when I saw his name on the teamsheet in the first game but he's changed my mind
>>68570642
oh yeah I forgot rashford thanks m8, I'll put him after Vardy he played really well
>>68570671
nm mate. What do english people think of him? A saw him a few times, and he was really mature and amazing. He is better then Sterling imo. He should start on the wing.
>>68568626
Imma need a webm of this.
>>68568431
Ramsey was their best player imo, but his role was primarily a defensive one dunno why he can't replicate that for Arsenal
>>68570644
I want to see more of link up play between lallana and wilshere 2bh, it was great in the qualifiers
>>68570610
I'm a huge ABL and United fan but Lallana was brilliant in the second game.
He constantly retrieved the ball and set up plays. Sterling on the other hand needs to fuck right off. Not even a sub.
Rooney literally controlled the game like no one else yesterday. His career is now as a CM. He was fantastic to watch, every time he got the ball I felt like something was about to happen.
Bale was literally 4/10 yesterday, the best Welsh players were Ashley Williams and Joe Allen. Ramsey was decent too, but you could tell he was getting frustrated because there was no out ball for him to play
>>68570699
>What do english people think of him
personally I think he's an amazing prospect, he's ridiculously fast, got really quick feet and a good finisher to, but we'll see how he pans out in the next few years, after all look what happened to sterling, though mind you he was never a good finisher
>He should start on the wing.
his best position is as a central striker without a doubt which is what he plays for man utd, but england right now have ridiculous competition for that spot so he will probably have to play on the wing or on either side of a front 3 to get in the team
>>68570799
yeah I agree, Wilshere should be the first name on the team sheet after Dier for england, I cannot understand why he is not playing, he is BY FAR our most technically gifted player
>ACTUALLY chatted shit
>Wales get banged by Vardy
Hahahahahahha YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
WALES BTFO
>>68570973
All he did was pass to Walker.
>>68570778
he works best as an attacking midfielder like in the wales side, he can defend but he shouldn't be relied upon it because he is often caught high up the pitch
arsenal are much more balanced when he plays on the right wing
>>68570358
love that USA are memeing the Copa right now
>>68568603
which one la'
>>68568833
> A wild Johnny foreigner appears in a thread about England
> Chats shit
> it's another butthurt Spaniard
Why are you all so obsessed?
>>68567961
I don't understand these people who insist that football is super serious business and players should be 100% sportsmanlike (bland) at all times.
I loved the bit of trashtalk from Bale and I love that we made him pay for it. Good fun all round.
I wish trashtalk was more common in football, like it is in boxing.
>yfw chat shit get banged was a meme on dubstepforum 6 years before vardy
>>68567144
I know it's a matter of time before you get dumped out in the usual dissapointing way but the projecting is huge coming from the english fans.
They dropped easy points against russia.
They scraped a win (domination or not you all know it should never have been that close) against wales.
Wales...a country of 3m who's first sport isn't even football against a country of 50m who have massive funding and a long legacy
Gloat all you want over the wins against micky mouse teams but the usual cracks are there if you look, they've just been papered over.
>inb4 butthurt sheep shagger
I'm Norn irish
English, Welsh, Irish, Northern Irish. It doesn't matter how many teams you field you're all shit teams with shit players and shit outdated tactics. No style or finesse to your play. No true world class players, just memes. You're British Isles are now and always will be a meme country and mediocre on your best days.
>invent football
>be shit at it
The meme magic is real
>>68568833
a pyrrhic victory means sacrificing something to win ie a battle in which you send a load of men suicidally at an enemies flank to open them up, losing a shit ton of troops and life to get the win. a pyrrhic victory in football would be sturridge breaking his leg when he scored that goal yesterday
>>68573973
the usual cracks are us getting knocked out after 3 games and 1 point so forgive us for getting excited when we actually do better for once
>>68567144
>>68574009
kek rarely seen this much salt in one post
>>68570610
you literally didn't watch either game. i do not like him, thought he was shit for liverpoo, but he's been genuinely good in both games
>>68573973
He's right lads.
>>68568999
>>68570567
>Dier
>Lallana
They both deserve to be dropped ffs. Alli has been crap as well.
>>68574155
Don't get me wrong, i actually want too see all the home nations do well and this sort of celebration/gloating would be fine against a quality team like germany or spain...
But it's against a country where schools actively try to push lads from football to rugby
>>68574619
what's schools got to do with anything? there are lots of private schools in england that don't even coach football, you have to play rugby
>>68574619
Are you dumb? how can you not see why england fans are celebrating/gloating
yeah, wales are awful but they are also a home nation rival and have been giving england shit the whole tournament. The manner of the win was also a reason to celebrate. Get over it.
>>68567961
>Bale wishes he was English
>>68574507
>ireland in charge of football knowledge
stick to your shitty 'sports' m8
>>68574009
HHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68574507
this is why no one takes you seriously shamus
![O RLY owl[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Ic6pTW.jpg "O RLY owl[3].jpg")
>>68573973
It's the Euros, it comes around once every 4 years and we beat our rivals who were chatting shit.
Now we can't gloat? This is football mate.
If they beat us I'd expect them to rib us big time. I think most England fans aren't expecting to go far but you've gotta enjoy the moment
>>68573973
Scoring goals when they other team wants to do nothing but sit in their box is never easy.
At least have the balls to admit you're welsh, we're better at rugby than you too. Unlucky.
>>68574667
The majority of schools in wales push young people into rugby, which means the FAW don't have the youth coming through which is especially important in a small country.
>>68574757
>rival
They shouldn't even be on englands radar just like NI. It's like italy scraping past malta or germany struggling against slovenia.
It's high time the english admitted they are not the force they used to be, maybe then they can have a good time rather that crucifying their players and managers every time they fail to deliver the impossible.
Maybe then it will be bareable to watch them without the commentators getting wound up and pundits like liniker looking like he's been told his walkers contract has been cancelled everytime germany beats them
>this upset 'northern irish' cunt trying to put a dampener on England's win
>>68575050
It's not easy, but it shouldn't be such a huge problem either. Stop blaming the tactics for englands lack of quality in the final phases.
>At least have the balls to admit you're welsh
Amazingly enough not everyone criticising englands performance is a butthurt welshman
>>68575518
eagerly awating your post criticising Germany's performance last night
>>68575316
>these english fans bragging about how great their team and ignoring whats in plain sight
You're going into bigger, tougher games with your eyes shut
>>68574507
>Dier
>Shit
Pick one Eoin
>>68575726
we'll get knocked out as soon as we play someone good, but we're entitled to enjoy this win so fuck off lad
>>68574619
Norn Iron here, if we gubbed any team in the British isles in a major tournament id celebrate it like crazy.
>>68568999
that's a really nice shot
>>68575605
But german fans aren't dominating my news feed or /sp/. They don't have multiple stories on the bbc sport pages.
Like i've said, i have no desire to see england fuck it all up again but you're all letting this one single win hide the old problems
>>68575827
if Dier played for Ireland he would be their star player
>>68576060
how strange that news about england is dominating english media outlets
>>68575969
I'm worried now. The key to England's strength is for the opponent to chat shit, only to subsequently get banged. Now that everyone knows this, the other teams won't chat shit and we'll end up losing our powers.
>>68575879
Yeah because we're shit. It would be an underdog victory. Would you be bragging if the rugby team beat guernsey?
>>68576060
>go to an english news site
>surprised the england team is being reported on
jesus you are thick
>>68576148
I was asked why i wasn't criticising the german performance in a thread about engand v wales
>>68576259
Who said i was suprised?
>go to a british news site
>"omg england win! amazing performance! best manager ever!rooney will never retire!"
The only point i was trying to get across is that england are celebrating close wins over shit teams and aren't addressing the old problems
>>68567144
his evil twin brother. but noone knows about him.
>>68577057
>s-stop celebrating wins
you're fucking idiotic
England have put in the most convincing displays of the tournament thus far (bar maybe Spain). Why's everyone playing up teams that were actually given well-contested games by Romania etc.?
How do you not know that we know we're shit? I can get continentals who don't get exposed to the average England supporter very frequently and just have our media to go on but you have no excuse. We expect to get shat on constantly because we know our team as a unit is shit. If anybody says differently they're memeing and you should really know this.
>Englel getting delusional
You are out in the RO16
>>68577714
like mexico every world cup
>>68573583
/thread
>>68577909
Kek!
>bragging about beating wales, a country of 3 million people who don't give a shit about football in the last minute with 2 shit goals
have england really fallen this far? surely no one english can actually be happy about the performance yesterday?
How did people even think that was trash talk? It wasn't even an interesting comment. What else would he say? I watched the interview and forgot he said it almost immediately. I thought the English knew what Banter was, but according to this they are clueless whiney bitches.
>>68567144
>Fastest football player of all time gets blasted by british media for banter
england a shit.
