I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq, and nothing about soccer says that it has any value to the average American
FIFA is a corrupt body that hates America
Most soccer players hate America
Our own national TEAM demands to be paid when they should be playing for free - what the fuck is up with that? Do any other athletes demand to be paid when they play for America?
Get this foreign, unamerican bullshit off American soil.
Fuck you communist spy stop trying to ban our freedoms
I don't take advice from welfare leeches
>>68549122
>Communist
>watching soccer
You may want to reevaluate your definition of Communist, you border jumping spic.
>game ends in a tie
>Everyone wins
Nothing more socialist than that bullshit.
Let me know when a soccer player helps America out.
>>68549179
>welfare leech
What have you done for America?
Oh right, you're a fat NEET in your basement.
While I was out getting shot at in Iraq, you were jacking off into a sock in middle school
>>68549107
>Our own national TEAM demands to be paid when they should be playing for free - what the fuck is up with that? Do any other athletes demand to be paid when they play for America?
commy scum
>>68549180
>Let me know when a soccer player helps America out.
Nothing will be more American than the USA winning the World Cup and dominating the world at this shit sport, that Americans do not care about in the first place.
>>68549210
WOW!!! YOU HAVE SERVED IN THE ARMY BECAUSE YOU COULDNT GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY.. TOP KEK STFU
>>68549107
>im a veteran who almost died in iraq
Nah youre a retard who fought a war over oil, and most definetley could not have gotten into a good college out of highschool.
>hes in the army
LMFAO WHAT A RETARD!
>>68549210
why going all the way to iraq when you could get shot easily at home
>>68549238
You mean the same World Cup that allows American enemies like Iran and Cuba to play in?
Yeah, lets put American lives at risk for that. Fucking moron
>>68549107
OP so ass devastated that he makes a whole thread about being ass devastated.
>>68549180
Actually the football team of USSR would've kicked your ass all day everyday.
>>68549107
>get shipped off to illegal war
>my opinion is more valid than yours
Fucking dropped.
>>68549107
>all these newfags in charge of recognizing pasta
>>68549180
>soccer
>not having some of the most dar right fans on the planet
Wouldn't expect anything else from a cuck like you desu senpai
>>68549261
kek
>>68549262
>Yeah, lets put American lives at risk for that. Fucking moron
You talk as if we're a bunch of pussies.
>>68549226
Better than my country being full of Muslims walking around like they have rights, like they are in your shithole
You know how many Muslims we would've gotten rid of by now if we were being attacked by them on a daily basis like they are in Eurabia?
>>68549312
>far right
Yeah, the same far right in Europe that wants equal rights for everyone?
We don't believe in that shit here in America
Most veterans find soccer insulting.
>>68549262
>he thinks people respect veterans
Bro its not 1975 anymore.
>this thread
>not obvious bait
>>68549388
is that why the average military member gets laid more often than the average nu-male?
>>68549371
>most veterans find soccer insulting
And ALL veterans have a low IQ, and an even smaller savings account.
Lmao. Please kys loser.
>>68549262
You forgot North Korea Tyrone.
>>68549405
>hes comparing amount of sex had
Jesus christ you are an retard huh?
>>68549107
Soccer has only 1 (one) benefit to the United States
the butthurt it causes other countries to lose to us, there's nothing like beating the rest of the world in their own game
>>68549107
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
You mean you're a mouthbreathing idiot who had a choice between going to prison and joining the army.
>>68549292
What's the pasta?
>>68549405
Do you legit think people respect vets? All the kids from my town who went to tve army were wayyy too retarded to go to college and we all just sorta laugh at them/dont talk to them when we see them out since they were never the cool kids anyways.
>(you)
>>68549447
I was stationed in Nuremburg. Your country is full of fucking pussies. While you're out watching Fussball, Achmed is raping your wife and daugther.
That's what we don't need in America. America is full of guys like me, and fortunately, not beta bitch boys like you
>>68549446
Yeah, lets enable the Spics in our country into thinking they belong in our society by adopting their sport.
Do you even like America? Why don't you move to Eurabia?
kekking very hard at this thread
>all this low quality bait
This is a fun thread. What's your pay grade bro?
>>68549107
>/sp
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
haha, nobody cares
>im a veteran who almost died in Iraq
take your Reddit Gold and leave
>>68549524
Why arent you replying to posts where you are absolutley getting BTFO?
We all know you couldnt have gone to a good school out of HS and had to settle for the army like the retard you are.
>>68549491
>America is full of guys like me
Mouth breathing retards who join the army because it's the only career path available to them?
You might be right about that.
>>68549566
>>68549571
>>68549625
>>68549651
See what all the non-Americans think of us?
This is what you want to expose American lives to? These people hate us. These people don't like us. They would rather be around Muslims than us.
The military provides public subsidized career paths for below average high school students.
>>68549678
/thread
>>68549107
>>68549673
There's a reason why you speak English and I am proud to say I know zero words of any foreign language.
We own you. You don't have any rights over me.
>>68549702
Bro... Think about what you just wrote.
>>68549107
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
wow, so you're a veteran of america's 2nd most pointless war in history that achieved absolutely nothing and only made things worse in the region
you must be so proud
>>68549668
So you're not going to admit that soccer provides zero benefit to America, unlike basketball or football or even baseball (which in itself is starting to get a shitload of foreigners)
>>68549675
>See what all the non-Americans think of us?
You're dumb.
I'm probably one of not many europeans that actually likes US and your culture. Mostly South, tho. But i will always despise attention bitches, and army puppet bois.
Is /sp/ so bored they need to respond to blatant shitposting threads?
You guys do realize OP is joking, right?
>>68549766
Answer what benefit has soccer given to America?
Why do you want us to play a clearly foreign sport that has nothing to do with the history of America?
Typical army brainwashing.
>>68549107
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq,
Amerifat can't even die properly
>>68549730
You are a retard and im laughing at you.
>>68549107
MLS should be banned but the national team is good for nationalist sentiment. Anything good for nationalist sentiments is good for America.
The MNT stays.
>>68549210
What did you getting shot in Iraq do for America? Oh yeah, nothing except piss away taxpayer money.
>>68549107
>soccer is Un-American.
This is, like, the dumbest possible opinion to throw out there, because there's not even a rebuttal do it, it's a meaningless statement.
"America is all the things it was before, and this new thing is anti-America."
No it's fucking not. America is all the things it was before what? 1960? 1945? 1865? Go fuck yourself. Did you bitch this hard when cell-phones were invented? How about stuffed-crust pizza? The internet?
If you insist on trolling, have at it, but this is just another "everything i don't like sucks" thread, made by yet another lonely anon who's scared of anything that didn't exist when his brain started to atrophy.
>>68549107
Rest my case.
>everyone replying seriously
>>68549107
fine. ban it. it isnt like anyone in the world is forcing north americans to play.
so who cares?
no one really cares about your "soccer" anyway.
we dont hate you, just dont care either, at least in what comes to soccer.
>>68549107
Serious question OP...
Are you Ann Coulter?
>>68549959
No one in America thinks about what foreign trash like yourself thinks about us
I only care that this shit is being shoved down American throats when this shit should be as illegal as ISIS
It bothers me that little kids play this foreign bullshit. It bothers me that adults are trying to make a living playing this foreign bullshit because they can't play a real sport
It's insulting to everyone who has died for this flag
>>68549954
this guy gets it
/thread
>>68549993
She's anti-soccer?
>>68549261
Delet
>>68549261
hehe
>>68549998
This flag means nothing, i would never die for it.
Fuck anyone who died for the american flag, what retards.
>>68549261
>>68549371
Try throwing in a few more "cucks", "numales", and "faggots". You are not getting your point across strong enough yet.
>>68549283
>Actually the football team of USSR would've kicked your ass all day everyday.
To be honest though they had a very large talent pool with that many people, and because living under the USSR was mostly shit for average people it would've been seen as a way out. Then also just imagine how intensive that doping regime must have been.
>>68549180
>reward the worst team in the league
>>68549261
>>68549998
so. if its so insulting, how come we dont see other war veterans just hating this sport as much as you?
In fact, im sure it wouldnt be too hard to find some war veterans like you who dont care about soccer. Some might even like it.
But im sure it should be very hard to find other US soldiers and war vets that hate it in the same way you do.
Why is that?
Oh i know, your fucking crazy. Get help, see a doctor before that shit escalates to just another killing spree from a madman (im talking about you) who no one will remember in 3 years.
>>68550004
Yeah. She said during the last world cup how anti-american she thought it was. Was pretty funny though to be honest - she's a masterful troll whether she's trying to be or not.
There definitely is a correlation to being a beta/weak and being a soccer fan in America.
I've already started a petition to get it banned from my local school district so my future kids will never have to play it
>>68550164
The US has the most successful women's football team. Maybe she doesn't care enough to know or was deliberately trying to be inflammatory.
>>68550060
t. NuMale Cuck
Shouldn't you prep your bull?
>>68549261
Call the burn unit desu.
>>68549107
you should of dieded there para ser honesto
>>68550243
>Maybe she doesn't care enough to know or was deliberately trying to be inflammatory.
Almost certainly both, but none the less entertaining. The caricature of the blowhard U.S jingoist is fucking hilarious to me which is why I quite like OP (whether he's trolling, or not) as well as Coulter. In more of a 'laughing at' kind of way, of course. But laughing none the less.
>>68549452
This pasta used to be posted every time the USMNT played
>Soldiers fought and died for your freedom, so now I have the right to tell you how to use it
Why do so many veterans think this way?
>>68549210
you are an even bigger welfare queen the person you were replying to!
>>68549261
I T A L Y
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>>68549261
Fucking kek
>>68549107
>land of the free
>wants to ban a childs game.
Wish you had died in Iraq desu.
>>68549371
>Most veterans find soccer insulting.
alright ya pog calm down
>>68550478
Yeah, because getting attacked on 9/11 means that we should do nothing
Idiot.
>>68550573
Jesus would turn the other cheek tbqh
>>68550573
wut?
Are you actually serious?
Do Americans unironically believe this?
The war in Afghanistan was the response to 9/11, Iraq and Saddam Hussein had ABSOLUTE NOTHING to do with it
Goddamnit Americans, pls for goodness' sake, educate yourselves.
These things are important!
>>68549107
>almost died
lol soft cunt
>identified as b8 and pasta
>people keep replying and getting frustrated
never change, /sp/
>>68549261
I'm not even mad, this was good
>>68550631
So, you enjoying all those Arabs in your country?
At least we're killing them. You faggots are welcoming them in.
Maybe they can all be Real Madrid or Bayern Munich fans!
>>68550684
Gaddafi was about to massacre a whole bunch of people, brah
We had to bomb the shit outta him. We just fucked up the nation-building part. And it was an international effort, with Obama saying we were "Leading from behind". So really, fuck all ya'll, that ain't just our mess
>>68550619
>belarus talking down to america about freedom
Confusing and hilarious. Well done.
>>68550542
Häyhä = degenerate
I don't think banning it would work, but I'd be in heavy favor of undermining and sabotaging soccer at every possible junction (take it off of free TV, hike up prices on soccer packages, limit America's supply of soccer games like Fifa while simultaneously making the ones that do end up on American shelves incredibly faulty, cut funding for the US soccer teams' facilities and salaries, continue perpetuating the culture of soccer being a game for little kids, etc.) while promoting American-made sports to American youth.
Having our own sporting culture is infinitely more valuable than being good at the world's pleb game.
>>68550542
>Soviet army
>"highly trained"
The insurgents in Iraq are more dangerous, idiot
>>68550542
idk who that nigga on the left is tho
I do know that Chris Kyle was an asshole
>>68550714
Well, are you enjoying yours?
For each 1000 Arabs you kill, there are going to be like 2 new ones who will shoot you or fly planes into your buildings.
The war against radical Islam cannot be won with bombs, when will you finally realize this?
>>68550802
This is why everyone thinks Europeans are weak.
We have the capability of killing every single Muslim if we wanted to.
We don't welcome Muslims in like you. We make their lives a living hell on a daily basis. We don't accept them. There have been so many burned down Mosques in America.
>>68549261
Fucking Mexico bringing the hardcore bantz
10/10 m8
>>68550871
Are you blind? That's clearly Ireland
>>68550862
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or if you're just the prototype of the stereotypical dumb American....
Anyway, gotta go to bed now
Try to read a book sometime m8
>>68550890
Fuck
My second guess was Azerbaijan
>>68550922
Good night. Don't let Mehmet bite you at night
>>68549107
Should corner markets be banned in America?
I'm a consumer who almost got hit by a bus on the way to the store, and nothing about corner stores have any value to the average American.
If I had driven to WalMart, this near mishap wouldn't have happened.
>select all images with a store front
>>68549261
hearty kek
>>68549107
I honestly hope Ecuador rapes the US today.
>>68550714
>Real Madrid or Bayern Munich fans!
How would a patriot like yourself be aware of such foreign communist football (ok for you, soccer) clubs?
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
Nobody cares. How did it feel almost dying for absolutely nothing
>>68549261
Delete this.
>Soccer
We do we still call it a sport at this point? It's clearly performance art
>>68549107
>Get this foreign, unamerican bullshit off American soil.
I agree.
Soccer is played by a bunch of manlet faggots that couldn't hack it in track and field, don't have the balls for combat sports, and don't have the skill to play any other stick or ball sport.
Soccer faggots will actually try to justify pic related...
>>68549107
You should have fought for "our country" (read: oil) for free.
>these easy (Yous)
>a/sp/ies
>>68550438
Wrong. Google it. It gets no hits. It isn't pasta. It might be an edited pasta or a twist on it, but what OP posted is new.
>>68549261
0.004% chance of getting shot in the U.S. every year.
>>68554219
It's becoming a pasta though
>>68550171
>>68553581
>>68554219
Then it's edited, just search the archives, this used to be posted all the time
>>68549261
>>68554219
>the city of you
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/57981634/
I'm a marine and I love soccer. I'm also going to vote for Hillary.
>>68549180
>Worst team is rewarded with draft picks
>Salary caps
Sounds like socialism to me you dumb fucker
Wish you had died in iraq desu, one less retard.
It should be banned everywhere
>lost the war, he and his mates BTFO by povertyball savages
Kek. Stick to baseball and flashbacks fuckboi.
>>68555413
This tbqh
>Muslims in charge of aiming
>>68549485
>we all just sorta laugh at them/dont talk to them when we see them out since they were never the cool kids anyways.
pic related is anon and his buddies
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq, and nothing about soccer says that it has any value to the average American
This post gave me freedom
>>68549261
>>68549107
>>68549446
>the butthurt it causes other countries to lose to us
too bad that almost never happens when you play against actual football teams (ie euro teams)
>>68549261
>>68549261
Fuck you, I'm gonna commit suicide by going outside.
>>68549179
Well said,I myself am an "old fag" and have seen the(teh as we like to say) pic that proves that a fella that works 16 hour shifts get everything for for free,as long as it is not much,is indeed a welfare fag.
You're gonna vote democrat,once you are old enough,for free shitty healt care as well I assume
.posted from an ipad that the government gave me because I am too fat to work.
>>68549283
Just like in hockey am I right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_on_Ice
>>68549261
cheeky wop
>>68551419
not today, cletus
Mann coulter said this before
>>68549261
MY SIDES
WHY ARE AMERICANS THIS EASY TO BTFO
>>68549107
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
Yes, sure I believe in this.
Fuck you.
>>68549180
>be the lowest rated team in the league
>I-I-It's not fair, guys! They are not as good as the other guys We need to bring them up!
>It's not socialism I swear!
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>>68549107
I'm excited for Argentina to rape the """"""American"""" team
>>68549107
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
No you're not
>>68549107
>Do any other athletes demand to be paid when they play for America?
uhh, yea? All of them? Are you retarded?
>>68549107
Fuck off. Freedom means being able to play whatever the fuck you want.
>>68560978
of course he's retarted, he went to the military
>>68549107
Nba and nfl players should play for free
>>68561118
Fuck you.
What have you done for America?
>>68549107
Shouldn't the NBA be banned?
>>68549210
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
>>68562526
>basketball
>brings millions of American children out of poverty
>soccer
>played by upper class people who've never worked a day in their life AND illegal immigrants
HMMMM
>>68555471
>this flag
How disrespectful. What have you done for America?
>>68549107
Lol what a commie poof
>>68549261
Burguers BTFO
>>68563110
How's your socialism, Australia?
Thanks for nothing in the fight against terrorism and Communism, you kangaroo loving fuck
>>68549107
STFU I live near Camp Pendleton and I just watched the US game in a bar with nearly half a dozen retired marines cheering with us. You can bitch all you want but don't for a second think you are the voice of the entire military community you fucking jackass.
>>68563285
Proof?
Almost everyone in the military hates soccer
>>68549107
Why do you Communists hate our freedoms?
>>68549261
Grazie based Giuliano
>>68563272
>being so weak that you let an Arab hijack your plane
>being so mentally weak that you still cry about it 15 years later
You are a pathetic cuck
>>68549261
Tactical like your counterparts.
>>68549107
Soccer is the favorite sport of terrorists, that is a FACT
If you watch soccer you support terrorist ideals
>>68563444
Considering all the CHIs in the military, that is a laughable claim.
>>68549261
Jesus fucking christ, Italy
>this thread has more than 0 replies
>>68550358
>>68550509
didn't one of your lawmakers get shot today?
>>68549107
>people don't do things they are talented in for free
wow what a shock, a marine acting retarded online
