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is he a sex icon now?
He's very good looking, didn't know that intil now, but he's fucking sexy ...
Do you think she took a chance that he was going to become a star?
Beards always make you more handsome. Feel bad for low test betas who can't grow one
He has great hair, I'll give him that. He's more cute than sexy though
isn't he like 5'7"?
Lol
>>68546673
f-fuck you you fucking leaf
>>68546666
She must be the GOAT talent scout. Arsenal should recruit her
>That beard
>That dead look on his face
Fuck, losing the World Cup final really killed him inside.
>i will find you, and i will kill you
>>68546673
If you have a weak chin and/or jaw, sure
sucks that he's probably too autistic to realize what a life he has
>>68546666
nice quads
>>68546709
He looked like he was about to bust out the AK when they handed him the trophy.
The beard looks nice
no homo
while tsunaldo is a homosex getting pounded by Moroccans
>>68546703
there's literally nothing wrong with being 5'7"
how do I get a beard to that point?
I want to do it but I don't want to look 35, also whenever I start growing it it starts to itch all the time and I even get acne under the hairs
>>68546832
>the city of russian satellite country #6
>that perfect hairline
some guys have it all
Is he trying a more grizzled look in case the tax police actually manage to throw him in jail?
>>68546832
L O L
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>>68546666
bitches have sixth sense for a reason m8, she probably knew he was going to be one of the greats before messi himself could even imagine it
she'll leave him a week after he retires from football, tops
>>68546832
iktfb
>175 cm
kill me
he's gone through puberty 10 years late
>>68546616
No, he just hit puberty
>>68546616
Maybe for delusional autistic betas who think they could be like him one day
>>68546616
unless autism has become sexy, i don't think so
>>68546832
When will they learn
>>68546832
you're right, midgets are human beings too
>>68546858
well first and foremost you have to be able to grow a full beard without patches. T
hen you have to invest in some chemicals like you would to have nice hair (shampoo, conditioners, moisturizers, etc).
Last, but not least, a competent barber to style and sculpt your beard. Something like doesn't just grow naturally.
>Messi is 5'7
>he's literally only a pinky finger shorter than you
>"LEL WHAT A MANLET LOL MIDGET HES SO SHORT"
>>68546726
Even then a beard will make you look better
>>68547029
Still a midget with severe autism
>>68546616
>that nose zit
>>68546616
I would let him fuck my boipussy, no homo
>>68547044
someone get a zoomed in pic on thiagos face, im on mobile
>>68547044
what an autistic looking child
>>68547081
Imagine popping that juice into your mouth
>>68547081
the stress of going to court
>tfw can't grow a beard
>only neckbeard and a very, very weak moustache
I'm 20.
This shit takes time, right?
>>68547221
Kek
>>68546616
Is that a Warcraft character?
>>68547232
You have until you're 25
>>68547221
Baby is starting on the cheese pizza and Sprite diet a little too soon
Do you think i will look good if i get that haircut?
>>68547044
holy shit that turd looks extremely fucking stupid m80s
He's a manlet and autistic as fuck so no
>>68547221
Looks like Shaqiri
He is a lack of sex icon because virgins adore him.
>>68547405
m8 do you work at a zoo? it's illegal having 3 baby chimpanzees as pets
>>68547430
So is Tom Cruise.
>>68547430
Those are my wife's sons, dont be disrespectful
>>68546616
He can grow an autism beard, but that doesn't make him not a manlet.
>>68546858
if you grow a beard, you WILL look older
>>68546654
This idk what it is but the beard helps him look more manly and fill his face up.
>>68546666
Didn't they start dating when he was 19 or 20? He was already a superstar by then.
>>68546616
>>68546654
It's the beard, it actually makes him look like an adult. Maybe I should try letting mine grow out a bit...
>>68547493
rare
>>68546616
he looks like a normal person with beard
>>68546616
>>68546616
You realise that the only reason he's reached manlet size is because Barca are pumping him full of hormones and drugs, right? As soon as his active career is over and his drug supply stops he'll shrink down to midget size and age 30 years over night.
>>68546616
No.
>>68548914
Fucking Pekerman benching him against Germany.
>>68548954
>Who put that green wall there?
>Where am I?
>I'd rather be home doing drugs
>>68547044
>yfw the retarded turd of Thiago marries Fabregases daughter in pic related
>Thiago and his wife become dissapointemnt for their parents
>Their first born child ends up being male with unlimited potential
>Cesc and Messi as a good grandparents take it on themselves to raise that child
>yfw we have a new goat finally surpasing Messi
>>68549048
>a new goat finally surpasing Messi
Ronaldo > Messi
>>68548960
Fucking Pekerman taking out Riquelme
>>68549070
is that that baby from the dinosaurs show ? the one that says "not the baby"
>people making fun of thiagos baby fat pppprrrrrrrrrgbbbbttttttttt
>>68546616
A beard really does change people a lot
>>68549073
wew lad
>>68547044
his wife kinda looks like Madison Ivy..
>>68549275
that baby is obese! his parents need to watch what he eats!
t. fat expert
>>68546832
found the manlet.
>tfw 26 and can't grow a beard
Why ;_;
>>68546703
>>68546832
I had the chance to stand next to Missi a few years ago and he was much smaller than I though. There's no way in hell he's 170cm. He was as tall as around my nose and I'm 177cm, it was at least a 15cm difference.
>>68546832
money > height to women
