>2-1
>1-0
>2-1
>1-1
>1-0
>1-0
>2-0
>1-0
>1-1
>2-0
>2-0
>1-1
>2-1
>1-1
When will we get a game with more than 3 goals in it? No high score draws, not even a 2-2, and no team has managed to score 3 in a game. All of this and we're 3 games into the second phase of group games. Only a couple of upsets have saved this from being the worst Euro ever, but it has still been dull as fuck to watch for the most part.
Make field smaller
>goals mean everything
fuck off
>>68498628
Have you considered basketball?
>>68498628
pleb
>>68498628
DW, Wales gonna get banged m9
>>68498653
m-make goaldoors bigger
>>68498657
This
>>68498628
>>>/copaamerica/
pleb frogposter
>>68498628
Bunch of heartless coldchested cucked pussies with no passion, what did you expect?
>>68498715
>not watching both
>>68498628
Don't worry Britbong, Wales will positively destroy your gaping asshole tomorrow.
>>68498657
How do they not?
>>68498653
MULTIBALLS
>>68498628
Tonight is the night lah
>>68498657
>>68498682
>Why yes good sir, I do enjoy watching games with almost no chances
Obviously goals are not the be all and end all you idiots, you can have a thrilling 0-0, b these games have been boring for the most part. Even France-Romania was dull besides the goals.
How to fix soccer:
1. Change name from futbol to soccer
2. make goals 15 feet high
3. Suspend a 3 foot diameter hoop 50 feet in the air at midfield that is worth 1 goal if you kick it through
4. you get an yellow card any time you fall down
You're welcome in advance
Spurs (((Fan)))
>>68498767
pleb
>>68498767
Plenty of fucking chances. Your OP suggests the problem is goals, not chances. Now fuck off back to the US.
>>68498657
>her being my wife and that kid not being my son is everything
fuck off
t. you
>>68498628
Have you finally realized that this semen slurping sport isn't for you?
>>68498798
Call me a pleb one more fucking time.
S E M E N
L
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P
I
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meanwhile...
>>68498785
So tlachtli?
It's like calm before the storm. You just know someone is getting 7-1'd soon enough.
>>68498785
Not bad
needs more flamethrowers and lions.
>>68498823
cutie
>no 0-0s
Is this the GOAT tournament?
>>68498767
>you can have a thrilling 0-0
Why do foreigners believe this?
I just started watching soccer and I'll say that I do enjoy the games, however I do agree the field is a little too big. If there was a 3 point line further out on the field it'd make things much more exciting too. Then the players who are good long range kickers could spice things up.
>>68498883
Tactical time outs ought to be introduced as well
>>68498883
this is satire right?
>>68498883
OP here, there is nothing fundamentally wrong with the sport, and those horrible yank alterations would not improve it. This just happens to be a boring tournament so far. World Cup 2014 was great, and the Premier League is always entertaining.
>>68498628
Will euros ever figure out how to fix soccer lads?
How to fix soccer
1. each team needs cheerleaders and a marching band at the sidelines
2. get rid of goalkeepers and make the goal cover the entire end of the pitch, also goals are now worth 3 points
3. each team should have a designated goon who fights the oppositions goon at random times while play stops until the fight is over
>>68498955
my suggestion is a penalty kick every 10 team fouls
>>68498935
Nobody is opening up when they know they can potentially go through with 3 draws. That's why we are seeing so few goals. I think the games are still exciting.
>>68498955
No. We're too busy slurping seamen and being cucked by our glorious muslim mayor of London
>>68498883
>long range kickers
>>68498955
No, because they're too arrogant to listen to our advice even though we're experts at taking their sports and making them great
>>68498999
Cristiano, please
>>68499006
Yeah you're probably right about the change of format being the reason for fewer goals
>>68498883
>>68499018
>wanting soccer to be more like GSW memeball
>>68498999
shouldn't you be in france ronaldo-sama?
>man falls down
>other man gets in trouble
>player pulls a sneaky trot
>it's called "offsides" and punished
Why are soccer players not rewarded for their aggression and cleverness?
>>68498999
>Ronaldo posting on /sp/
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>make field 1/3 smaller
>introduce temporary bans with another card
>make goal smaller but keepers can only use one hand (they'd choose before the game) the other would be attached to the body
>use balls the same size of futsal balls
Is there a reason why stoppages in play just don't stop the clock?
Seems like that would cut down on the diving and fake injuries.
>>68499078
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
someone explain this meme to me
>>68499051
I don't know why so many hate the idea. Haven't you ever been watching your team and been down 3 goals and though, man I wish there was a way we could come back? With a 3 point line you could.
And lets be real here, adding a little more scoring to soccer would be a good thing.
>>68499097
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000000000000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
it's old. it became old yesterday.
They should review fouls and penalize dives
It just slows the game and makes it boring as shit
>>68498955
Put power-ups around the field like useful offensive/defensive objects (AP mines, other balls, better boots, helmets, etc). Every 10 minutes a bigger power-up becomes available that takes 3 players to activate, this gives you an additional player for the next 2.5 minutes. Also once per half, at random, 22 hooligans rush the field with maces and warhammers and whoever is caught outside the center field circle gets rekt.
Finally no team can keep the ball for more than 3 minutes straight.
>>68499097
>this new
>>68499136
no i just don't venture eurocuck threads
>>68498628
It's the international game, cagey by nature.
>>68499153
Yuropoors whine about low quality/non-sport threads then spam their retarded tsuu shit
Parking the bus is a semen slurping sport
>>68499170
Actually we never even notice your threads
>>68499125
believe me, every fan would love that
but that makes games less rigable, and that's a no go from FIFA/UEFA
>>68498767
>image.jpg
>>68499098
Make the field smaller. Turn it into hard in da paint realnigga ball
MULTIBALL
>>68498628
being to stupid to watch games for tactical play
>you can call me a fedora all you want
>at least i dont think the games are boring because im not a dumbass who cant look past goals
>fuck you idiot
>why wasnt i born in an european nation instead of this shitty country so i could take the placde of tards like you who dont understand the game
>fuck you im mad
>>68498993
he did it lads. he fixed soccer
>>68499294
>he hasn't seen the America Cup
>>68499430
Go read a book if you want to look like an intellectual you fucking fag
>>68499430
I can understand the tacticality of it, but when there's so little payoff it's annoying
My days of scheming and strategy that didn't end in scoring ended once I got to college
>>68499430
>Americans in charge of greentexting
>>68499494
i dont need to idiot
watching the players move around tryong to find space builds tension for me becuse i can see what could happen
like i said
>call me a fedora all you want
> at least im not too stupid to not enjoy tactical football
>>68499515
lol
who /trb. here?
>>68499570
>idiot thinking there are rules to greentexting
>kys
>>68498767
>you can have a thrilling 0-0
>>68498845
Probably Albania tonight.
>>68498628
Just wait until Germany play N. Ireland. They'll be at least 5 goals scored.
>>68499097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
ffs, there's nothing wrong with football
it's just fucking June, that's what it is; some of those cunts have 40-50 games in their legs already and that pathetic two-week break didn't allow them to recover at all
if you really wanted a good international tournament, you'd have to first accept smaller Champions League, smaller domestic leagues and few other cups completely liquidated
but nobody will accept that because everyone prefers to watch clubs stacked with stars, not the national teams
face it, the number of great players is limited so they're playing non-stop and after 40+ games, they never perform at the same level as they normally do in September/October
>90 minute game plus 30 minutes of OT ends 0-0
>no one thought to hide ball in shirt and pretend to have eaten too many hamburgers
>>68498628
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>>68498767
>you can have a thrilling 0-0
>>68498628
Which of these are considered wins?
Hey, if Bayern Munich can lose 2-1, it's hard to tell anymore.
>>68498657
>implying people don't go all crazy when goals are scored
>>68498628
just watch hockey desu
>>68503750
Hockey is over, man
>>68498628
I already said to my mate I think the England games would be
1-1
2-2
1-1
>>68498628
This is why CA is better
>U r Gay and Brazil getting BTFO
>USA meme magic
>High scoring games
>>68499990
truth from poland
A friend accurately pinpointed why the scores are shit.
Since best 3rds qualify, it's better not losing than winning, therefore teams play like that.
first to 3 wins the tournament lads
(england win tomorow desu)
confirmed yuros need /sp/ics to score
You wanna fix the socceroos eh?
>smaller feild
>players now ride animals instead of running
>use golf clubs to hit ball
>end of each game losing team must sacrifice a player to the gods.
>>68498628
GG it's been fun bais
>>68504742
Not confident?
