Why doesn't the opposing goalkeeper just pick the ball up and walk it over to the other goal?
>>68498475
why don't they all just form a circle around the ball and walk it in?
why doesnt a player just hide the ball under his shirt and walk into the goal?
>>68498516
How would they all coordinate that?
I think the goalkeeper is only allowed to hold it until they are a certain distance from the goal
>>68498475
because of the gloves you faggot
those gloves are special football gloves, designed to explode after 30 seconds of contact with a ball
>>68498475
>>68500208
>>68498547
>>68498546
loving every laugh lads
why doesn't every goalkeeper just do this?
>>68498475
Hello non-American friends
I'll assume you're all new here as not one of you has followed the standard procedure for when an American makes a post/thread about football. Allow me to teach you how to deal with this situation in the future.
So you've encountered a confused and angry American posting inane and dangerous opinions on a subject they know nothing about? don't panic and don't try to educate them as you will only encourage them to continue. All you need to do is reply to them with the three short lines of text below and you will improve /sp/ for not only yourself but everybody else as well.
>That flag
>This topic
Opinion discarded.
If its not just an American post within a football related thread but an actual football related thread started by an American, just change the third line of text from "Opinion discarded." to "Opinion discarded, thread closed and hidden.".
If you've accidently read an American post/thread about football and find yourself in agreement with what they have posted, remind yourself of the infinite monkey theorem and follow the standard procedure.
Feel free to save this post to teach other new friends in the future and remember... only YOU can prevent Americans ruining football.
>>68498516
It works in Rugby
>>68498475
Because soccer players cannot score touchdowns.
Why don't the defenders attack the opponents goal instead of wasting time on their side?
>>68500286
Is there a flag if he holds it more than 30 seconds?
>>68498475
Why doesn't soccer get a Stephen Curry? Just a guy who can drop a three from anywhere.
>>68500297
what the fuck?
what kind of retarded third world league am I watching, is that an mls game?
>>68500373
>dangerous opinions
Wew lad
>>68503334
Isn't that the Premier league logo in the upper right corner?
>>68503334
It's STK vs SOU
Can't you read?
