What would /sp/'s reaction if the sheep shaggers beat England?
The welsh are truly the best at banter
>They won because they had more pride and passion.
*tip*
>>68479034
Someone needs to two foot tackle this Ape
We are going to beat this sheep shagging cunt on and off the field.
If Rooney starts in midfield then Allen and Ramsey are going to dominate the game.
He will because >woyes is a clown. Draw at best for England.
Wales 3 - Englel 1
Screencap this.
>>68479034
My sides will leave Earth's orbit
>>68479197
We could sacrifice one of our shit players like sterling to break his legs and then Wales have nothing
I'd lose my hair desu
i bet 500$ on englel gets 7 points so they better win
>>68479197
>englel beating anyone off the field
Did you post this in your bunker to protect from those mean russians?
>>68479240
>ramsey
>dominate a game
top kek
>>68479300
We'll still have our 3 points which is more than you have in this tournament and the last one, combined.
Really looking for this game, fully expect a 5-1
>>68479329
Welsh Xavi is more dangerous.
The banter would be for a long time. Also imagine Englel getting knocked out with 1 point again...
>>68480009
would be remembered*
Literally not gonna happen. People really don't understand how shit Wales really is. They're up there with Norn and Albania for worst teams at the Yuro.
>>68479240
Rooney was england's best player vs russia. Walk on jap
>>68480051
But Aaron Ramsey said that Wales are the better team on paper. Are you telling me he's a fucking idiot?
>>68479315
>Did you post this in your bunker to protect from those mean russians?
did you post that via remote controlled drone from your bunker in Las Vegas to protect you from those mean Afghan weddings?
>Ramshit
>>68480051
K, but they're playing Englel here, Dimitri.
>>68480330
england's weakness
Bale and Ramsey chat SO MUCH shit, top kek
They'd better just hope Vardy isn't playing to bang them
>>68480393
I don't get it.
>>68479034
What is the opposite of surprised?
>>68480393
Isnt that banned in your country
>>68480188
So good that he struggled to unlock the mighty Russian defence.
Bale and his descendants would be the new King and royal familycof the UK and would move into Buckingham Palace
>>68479240
>woyes
love the memes
>>68479312
>i bet 500$ on englel gets 7 points so they better win
why you do this
>>68480850
b-but it's an obvious 7 pts group for england. they will easily win the remaining games r-right?
>>68479034
Kek
they deliberately asked them this question because the newspapers knew they would get some sort of controversial answer.
Ramsey and Bale were never going to actually list different england players they think would get into the wales team are they
![england-wales-xi-ced8d15704928d0c711014c1a6ab10ec[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7K9DxMV.jpg "england-wales-xi-ced8d15704928d0c711014c1a6ab10ec[1].jpg")
My England+ Welsh XI desu
If wales beat us i will never find out spees reaction
>>68482206
ramsey over alli I think and you're good
>>68482206
>sterling
>>68479240
I bet you he scores. Cap this, hishimishimogo.
>>68479034
Lets go Wales, please beat those inbred faggots.
>>68482206
Put Kane instead of Sterling and Ramsey instead of Dier. Change the formation if you need to accommodate nigga I don't give a fuck.
>>68480460
You are thinking of Kinder
>>68482497
>ramsey over alli I think and you're good
>>68480276
on paper they have fucking aaron ramsey mate
clearly superior
I wonder how /sp/ will look like since they're under same flag on /sp/
Here's a good idea. Let's field rashford and not vardy. Let's have Kane take the corners.
Would love it if just for one game Japanese moot sorted out our flags. Also, would it be that surprising if Wales beat England?
>>68479034
I'm not saying that Gareth Bale has no hair, but in my opinion Wayne Rooney has more.
Vardy needs to play after all this shit Bale has been chatting.
We all /bale/ here so we would be ecstatic
Someone massage my feet
>>68480850
>expecting a turkroach to make good decisions
meme magic will make sure wales wins
TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>68486131
This and America vs Mexico with chicanos are the only times you can well enjoy some good old fashioned false-flagging country banter, like you could before flags. It will be glorious.
>>68480540
>RALF
>tfw Bale is chatting shit so that the England team get fired up and play with more passion
He truly is the hero we deserve
We're not allowed to have too much national pride otherwise labour cucks tell us we're xenophobic, intolerant racists.
>>68486965
kek
Fuckin love England so much we're gonna smash the granny out of Wales
Hart>Hennessey
Walker>Gunter
Smalling<Williams
Dier>Davies
Cahill>Chester
Rose<Taylor
Rooney<Allen
Alli>King
Lallana<Ramsey
Sterling<Bale
Kane>Robson-Kanu
Fairly even matchup
>>68487196
>Rooney<Allen
Bllleeeeeuuughhhh
>>68487220
>infuckingplying
>>68487220
In midfield, yes
Rooney is fucking shit in midfield. Against Russia's second string midfield he was getting closed down far too often. He's not going to have any time in the other games to waddle around spraying his 50 yard passes all over the place. woyes will continue to pick him regardless. This is like the days of Erikson trying to shoehorn Beckham into every team even though he was finished.
Benching Vardy for the opening game was all part of Woy's plan. He knew Bale played for Real Madrid and therefore will have developed an insatiable tendency to chat shit.
Vardy is sitting on the bench, mulling around the team hotel, working out in training all while having not been able to play, but while having to listen to all this shit being chatted.
At this point his skin is vibrating at a low but constant frequency, he's heard more shit being chatted than he can continue to take.
When he finally walks onto that pitch against Wales, they're getting banged.
>>68487250
>>68487251
Roooooney
Roooooney
>>68487138
>Last week the 26-year-old claimed Wales were more patriotic than their English counterparts and before Thursday’s Group B game in Lens he laughed when asked about this annoying them.
>We will give 100% and as long as we give everything for the shirt and the nation we can’t do any more.
Bale is shaming England for not being patriotic enough, pretty based guy
What result do England want today between Russia and Slovakia? A draw?
>>68488236
Either a draw or Slovakia to win. Although the result of that match is pretty irrelevant, the outcome of the England v Wales match is the only one that will make a difference at the moment.
>>68479034
is Andy King in the roster for Wales?
>>68488305
ding
>>68479034
Been a Welsh fan all my life la
>>68487414
I tell you what would make me ashamed, if my team had 9 welshmen in it and called themselves england
>>68493321
She seems confused. Did she forget how to stand up?
>>68479034
More than Iceland drawing with moortugal.
>>68493363
The Welsh aren't known for their intelligence.
Don't care much for either side. Think England will spawn a 1-0 win though, scrappy enough but they'll get through and somehow go far.
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Wouldn't actually be too surprised. England's team is pretty bland and typically underperforms, Wales has Gareth and good teamwork.
/lifelong/ Wales fan here, what are our chances? Guess England are going to mark Bale tight so can Ramsay carry the team?
>>68493461
>Think England will spawn a 1-0 win though
Wouldn't it be nice if England for a change win a game by a large goal margin?
>>68487324
good post
>>68493321
women intimidate me
The only thing the Welsh are better at is fucking barnyard animals
>England go out
>Bottom of the group
>Woy gets a contract extension
English FA lel
>>68493494
>people will start jobs
wow rude check your priviledge shitlord
>>68482206
>no Ashley williams
All opinions discarded
If I'm honest I think we'll lose, too many times have I seen Wales crumble when it counts and Englel have so much quality. Fingers crossed englel do what they normally do at major tournaments and play like a bunch of retards.
>>68493587
particularly women with big arses
>>68493683
williams wasn't good enough to play for england in the first place which he was he opted for wales through his grandad
>>68493746
But Ramsey has said Wales has better players than England all over the park. Is Aaron Ramsey lying?
>>68493587
Me too
We're gonna make it bro
>>68493615
ironic coming from a country that just legalised bestiality
>wales
literally who?
unironically never heard of them until this thread
>>68482206
>sterling
>>68493785
Ofc he's fucking lying mate. You could argue that maybe 3 or 4 Welsh lads would get in the englel squad and probably only Bale in starting 11. Ashley Williams, Rambo and maybe Joe Allen.
All kidology mate.
>>68479197
A new law must be passed in this country, any "man" caught with one of those retarded bun hairstyles or hair that is as long as a woman's hair is to be executed.
>>68493839
I doubt even ramsey would even get in the squad, he's one of the most overated players on earth
Don't worry lads. The English have won. I'm a Welshman, but even I admit we are no match for Glorious England.
>>68493867
What's wrong with a man bun bro? You bald or something?
>>68479240
rooney is the best midfielder england has to offer m8
>>68493931
It looks ridiculous.
Firing squad is the solution to it and when I become emperor of England that law will come to pass.
Better cut your hair, bitch boy.
>>68494005
t. gaz the skinhead chav
>>68493788
no i think i will become a gay
>>68493923
agreed
t. proud welshman
>>68494005
Nah it's cool I'm in Wales mate so do what the fuck you like in Englel. The way I see it that'll mean less English and Arabs in this world.
>>68494023
Better cut off that bun boy.
Or you gon get firing squad'd.
2-1 England
>>68494067
>Wales
>Not English property
The law will be enforced in Cumrag. Cumrag will bow down as it always has to England.
The law will come into effect, if you are caught with the "man"bun hairstyle you will be put to death.
This is a fact of science and geology, one in which you cannot argue or win.
Therefore just like Llywelyn ap Gruffudd, you will bow down and take it.
>>68493321
BIG WELSH BREASTS
>>68494152
What an inbred looking valley mooface.
To the wall with her, firing squad for that one.
>>68494152
>those beef curtains
>>68494203
>Not bacon flaps
>>68494152
BIG ENGLISH BREASTS
>>68494226
google image search "mcflaps"
>>68494270
>>68479240
rooney is england's pogba though
>>68479034
If wales beat England no lie I'm going to lose my fucking rag. The fucking welsh, the bastards we have been oppressing for hundreds of years and to such a degree that they don't even want independence anymore, like a girl you find at low self esteem when she's a bit chubby and even though you treat her like shit she gets overly clingy. The fucking welsh.
It would be national humiliation.
>>68480051
>Literally not gonna happen. People really don't understand how shit Wales really is. They're up there with Scotland and Italy for worst teams at the 6N.
Is England just stealing all our jokes about New Zealand or is it the other way around?
>>68494328
Wales has been good bantering against the stinky unwashed Russians.
>>68494328
Wales here.
If we do beat you it won't be because of our quality it will be because you failed to show yours.
>>68479240
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>>68494360
>Wales beats Slovakia
>England draws Russia
>Slovakia beats Russia
are we fucked lad?
i wonder if roy will go with 4-3-1-2 to combat wales' diamond.
>>68494372
>show yours
Implying we have any
>>68487196
imagine being this deluded
>>68494372
>>68494426
>Implying you have any
>>68494387
ENGLAND WILL PLAY FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO
>>68493788
Me too
Only confident women though
>>68494328
When we beat you, I hope you stream your suicide.
>>68494356
The other way around. Pretty much everything you have you stole from England. We've been telling the Welsh they fuck sheep before you or poo peeland were countries.
>>68493615
Didn't your country just legalise animal fucking?
>>68479034
Well of course they wouldn't start they would have to be welsh to play for Wales
>>68493321
I fucking hate floral print underwear, is it supposed to be sexy or something? Wear something lacy you slag.
>>68494620
kek
>>68494328
not really bothered desu the welsh lads are alright, at least they're British, Bale was just giving us a bit of banter the other day
>>68494620
Is this an amusing joke or just plain ignorance?
I actually serious hope Wales get BTFO tomorrow.
They've been nothing but cocky fuckers. Coleman , Bale and Ramsey.
>We're better than England, none of them would get in the team, we can win the Euros.
To be fair, if that was the other way round, everyone could slaughter england.
Why has nobody notices this.
Also sheep shagging
>>68494718
>To be fair, if that was the other way round, everyone could slaughter england.
True. People accept it from the likes of Wales because they're irrelevant. It would be like kicking a puppy when he does a poo.
>>68494718
>>68494860
Come on lads it's our first major tournament in years and they've been through so much. Can you imagine one day you got the based Gary Speed as your boss then the next you've got Chris fucking Coleman because it turns out speed is a massive closer homo and he's hung himself.
>>68494975
I want Wales to do well. Of course not at the expense of England. Northern Ireland too.
