Who is the biggest joke /sp/?
England were pretty good desu
chav ball
Lelgium
Its a serious achievement to make that team of players look so dogshit
Ours was probably the most comedy gold and got the biggest reaction tbqh but that's just because /sp/ is an ABE board.
>>68472059
Of course its Moortugal
Russia is a decent team and Italy is a good team but Iceland is literally who.
>>68472059
IDK who's the biggest joke but I do know OP is a faggot
Our team is
No excuses, they're just shit
Bravo Iceland
>>68472196
we drew belgium lost 2-0
The #10 in the FIFA world ranking
>>68472059
belgium
We are, on all domains, I don't even get the TSU meme.
Not from /sp/ though so that may be why.
we'd beat both of these cunt nations, tbqh
THIS TOURNAMENT IS TURNING TO SHIT
NONE OF MY TEAMS ARE DOING WELL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Definitely Belgium
>>68472196
>Russia
>decent
>>68472441
>Brazil
>Not making it out of the group stage
A challenger approaches desu
Slaven Bilic was right when he said England would have been seen as one of the best performers of the first round of games if Russia hadn't scored with their first chance in the last minute.
Typical of England to bottle it but >we still played well. Still think the lads will beat Wales, who really were not that fantastic, and only beat Slovakia with a deflected late winner.
Belgium were poor but up against a very impressive Italy side who were perhaps underrated goingg into the tournament. Conte is a good manager too, no shame in losing to him.
Portugal however just drew with fucking Iceland. Iceland. My city has approximately the same population as Iceland, and Portugal are meant to be one of the strongest sides in Europe. Portugal are definitely the biggest joke, especially Tsunaldo.
>>68472059
Allahu ackbar
>>68472441
Peru decent right?
>>68472186
No, you get the biggest reaction because you fools always hype your team to most unreasonable levels.
It's the disparity between the supporters' delusions/shitposting and the team's performance that generates ridicule, not any sort of of inherent hatred towards you.
Literally ruining my fantasy football team
Pootugal those last free kicks were embarassing desu
>mfw Rui Costa, Figo or Deco would have blooted them in
>>68472531
they won agaisnt the neverlands you idiot
you forgot KNVB
In all seriousness England look like one of the best teams so far. France were lucky to beat a much worse team, Spain only just broke down the Czechs and Germany don't look anywhere near as good as past years
>>68472605
I know senpai
Wish Figo could come back.
>>68472382
>he doesn't get the TSUUU meme
>>68472059
>>68472527
never post my flag again wayne
>>68472059
The biggest fuckup is still England.
The answer to your question is still Belgium.
>>68472555
>italy going tldr
Youre just abe cunts m8, admit it
>>68472059
>Who is the biggest joke /sp/?
Check my flag ;^)
>>68472059
>Lose to a team who has won 4 world cups (the most recent 10 years ago)
>loses to a population of 150,000,000 people who have won the euros previously
>lose to a population of 300,000 who's main sports are curling and whale hunting.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>68472675
Fuck off you cunts lost me 200 squipplies
Even my shitheap of a country finished ahead of them
I wasnt on spee for eng rus. I thought we played okay - am i deluded?
>>68472059
did people actually expect england to rise to the occasion?
>>68472531
>Belgium were poor but up against a very impressive Italy side
>a very impressive Italy side
>very impressive
Seriously? Defense aside it was fucking shit. The midfield was just as bad and porous as Lelgium's, the attack wasted fucking everything.
Belgium was abysmal, because they managed to luck out just 2-0 against a poor opponent.
Belgium by far. England have the most meme magic though since they let it slip after actually looking really good.
>>68472411
>>68472658
>>68472741
You know how this is going to end right?
>>68472382
brief moment of autism by Ronaldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
>>68472660
Holy shit it just came to me, thanks I guess
/ABE/ and proud
>>68472673
Could have worked if they were Schalke
![9f9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2xxdh7x.jpg "9f9[1].jpg")
>>68472690
>tldr
>2 lines
>>68472752
Are you agreeing with me or just checking muh trips?
>>68472059
Portugal and England tied teams stepping up and making a name for themselves. You can't have new names without old guard stumbling a little. Lelgium got the full foot D from a thought to be dead team.
>>68472734
Are people really hating on Belgium for losing the opener against italy? wow.
>>68472775
>englel
>actually looking really good
keks
>>68472555
i think a lot of it was a joke but then the reaction after the loss was pretty bad so maybe some of those cunts actually believed it
>>68472739
im sorry but we had a really bad day and a racist french manlet ref
belgium desu
bandwaggoners btfo
>>68472807
Made me laugh so hard I legit almost choked on a carrot.
Of this Euro it's >us, but in general I'd say England. Belgium is an even shittier Portugal, good players but won't win anything.
>>68472820
>literal who flags hate us
I mean - what the fuck even are you m8? That is some pirates of the carribean jolly roger bollocks.
>>68472863
Spain didn't impress me as much coming from a Wales fan. England could have scored 3 more times if it wasn't for Igor
THEY'RE GOING HOME
THEY'RE GOING HOME
THEY'RE GOING
ENGLAND ARE GOING HOME
>>68472860
It was a really bad game against an Italy that couldn't even manage two goals against fucking Scotland.
Their defense was downright embarrassing man.
>>68472841
I do agree, your post sums it up nicely.
>>68472841
Im not wading through that much daygo grammar
only one of these teams got btfo on the pitch and in the stands
>>68472936
Ireland played better than Sweden though lol
>>68472886
I think the foremost reason for the immense shitposting after the game was that you guys spent the last 15 minutes of the match creating celebratory threads. That totally warranted you getting slapped back down by the whole board, and you know it.
>>68472920
>English """""banter"""""
Sad!
At least we have two christian crosses on our logo
>>68472658
italy are best. then it goes germany, spain, england, croatia, france. on performance
>>68472844
>England tied teams stepping up and making a name for themselves
Russia have a better record at these championships than us
> Population of England: 53 Million
> Population of Russia: 143.5 Million
> Note: USSR have won the Euros before, England have not.
> Population of Belgium: 11.2 Million
> Population of Italy: 59.83 Million
> Note: Italy have won the Euros before, Belgium have not.
> Population of Portugal: 10.46 Million
> Population of Iceland: 323,002
> Note: Iceland have never been in the Euros before, Portugal have never beaten Greece at home to win the title.
One of these "upsets" is not like the others.
>>68473027
It wasnt banter you cretin
>>68472059
Englel
>get btfo by putin at fucking 92'
Can you make this shit up? Because I certainly can't
EURO TEAM POWERRANKINGS
1. Italy
2. Croatia
3. Germany
4. Poland
5. England
6. Spain
7. Payet
8. Hungary
9. Wales
10. Romania
11. Ukraine
12. Ireland
13. Iceland
14. Russia
15. Sweden
16. Albania
17. Switzerland
18. Czech Republic
19. Slovakia
20. Portugal
21. Turkey
22. Belgium
23. N.Ireland
24. Austria
>>68472996
>Ireland
I thought you were English, Padraig O'faggagan
>>68473122
>iceland not top
fucke offe
England
they have been btfo by russians so hard. and russia is really a mediocre team compared to Italy or Iceland...
>>68473122
ukraine should be higher desu
>>68473147
Fucking kek saved
>>68473122
>england
>5
>>68473122
>England 1:1 Russia
>5. England
>14. Russia
kek
>>68473122
dont bully
donT BULLY
DONT BULLY!!!!!!
DONT!!!!
>>68473122
>Ireland top half
I'll take it
>>68473165
Were shit the second half
>>68473122
>england 5, 9 ahead of russia, ffs m8 cmon
>>68472059
Penaldo
>>68473189
tbf russia's goal was their first shot of the match
>>68473122
kys with your delusion
Honestly can't wait to EngLELland to br kicked out. POR and BEL are memes.
GERMANY WINS @ THE FINAL
>>68473122
1. Italy
2. France
3. Germany
4. Wales
5. Ukraine
6. England
7. Spain
8. Switzerland
>>68472059
>Who is the biggest joke /sp/?
The English punchline hasn't landed yet, so Belgium.
REALLY?
>>68473147
saved
>>68473122
>>68473249
>underrating Spain
nice
>>68473250
>>68473263
100 years from the Easter Rising Ireland rise again.
>>68472673
kek
>>68473122
omg italy - croatia finals
we have never lost to italy in our history
pls yes
>>68473249
I thought france were pretty poor desu
Switzerland being in your top 8 proves you didn't watch their match though
>>68473314
It just the first round, Spains sleepy tactics don't really work with with the strikers they have
>>68473122
>England
>CLose to top 15
>>68472196
Russia is fucking shit, maybe even worse than Iceland, at least they have a couple of good players, Russia has nothing
>>68473249
>England
>Top 8
>>68473043
Stop hyping us up we are shit REEEEEEEEEEE
I want some more meme magic
>>68473521
We're top 8 when Milner isn't on the pitch, but bottom 4 when he is there.
>>68473419
Morata can play the Torres role, he is actually doing it
while Aduriz is just a player for certain moments like Llorente was
and Nolito is a decent poor man Villa
>>68473386
So if Italy beats Germany and Croatia beats Italy, does Germany beat Croatia?
>>68473533
I have a feeling Sweden are gonna up their meme magic and beat both Belgium and Italy, they're always a wildcard at the groups
>>68473249
we played like shit the first game, pogba and griezmann choked... thanks we had payet.
>>68472059
England
>They invented the game
>Has a meme trophy
>Talk shit when they win
>Talk shit when they lose
>They think they'll win every tournament
Belgium is overrated, but that's just recently. Mainly because "special analysts" base that since their players are in the top clubs of EPL, they must be elite players. Also, the retarded FIFA ranking system. However, their fans are pretty modest.
Portugal have good players, but not a great team. CRonaldo isn't a team player and fails to show up on the big stage. Everyone knows that the team has a lot of weak points but when CRonaldo faces a weak opponent, they praise him as the best and no team can get in their way. However, when they don't win, they immediately disappear and just wait for the next victory. It's amusing, but not the biggest joke
Wait, has Germany played a match yet?
>>68472734
I believe Iceland is pretty good at handball.
>>68473575
you got that wrong but yes
3:0 98, 2:1 2000 and something
we can beat germany
>>68473122
>EURO TEAM POWERRANKINGS CORRECTED
>1. Italy
>2. France
>3. Croatia
>4. Spain
>5. Germany
>6. Wales
>7. Hungary
>8. Poland
>9. Switzerland
>10. England
>11. Iceland
>12. Ireland
>13. Sweden
>14. Czech Republic
>15. Portugal
>16. Russia
>17. Turkey
>18. Belgium
>19. Ukraine
>20. Romania
>21. N Ireland
>22. Albania
>23. Slovakia
>24. Austria
>>68473696
>Still 12th
Yep, I'll take it
>All these ABE's
How can one country be the target of so much jealousy?
>>68473696
>>68473249
>>68473122
Please stop trying to blow our cover
It's extremely painful
>>68473750
>resignation
>>68473696
>Portugal below Sweden
Kill yourself retard.
>>68473314
Your Manager is almost as Stiff in his tactics and Pig Headed as Woy
>>68472059
only England has a decent logo
>>68473826
Drawing to Ireland > drawing to Iceland
refute this
>People rating Wales
Literally 2nd best against a terrible team for half the game and both their goals were down to shit goal keeping
>>68473826
Meh, both belong in the trash can
>>68473811
for TSUU
>>68473629
I thought France played quite expansive good football, Giroud looked Dangerous all game, Pogbas passing range was on point, Romania just looked so amped for opening game
>>68473872
Did you watch their game against Ireland? Not a single shot on target.
>>68473818
If Ireland get out of what is in my opinion the toughest group I will be ecstatic.
After that anything can happen
>>68473850
but iniesta is still playing
as long as he is there we have the best chance out of all teams, we also always do good in france
>>68473654
They beat Ukraine 2-0.
If I'm remembering right though, something annoyed me about the game. I want to say that Neuer denied a goal scoring opportunity that the ref didn't notice. Possible case for a Red Card and a penalty against a hastily subbed goalkeeper. Because the sub would be used on the goalkeeper this means Schweinsteiger wouldn't have come on to score the second.
I would have to watch a replay though to see if the incident was really as a black and white case as I'm imagining though.
>>68473597
N-no please
>>68472555
>people still falling for the England is good meme by the Union flag posters
Nice trips.
>>68473015
That's just the culture of /sp/, to create threads before the game is over. Also a reminder that four countries post under this flag.
>KNVB put coaches so incompetent in charge that we didn't even qualify despite finishing 2nd and 3rd at most recent World Cups
At least us not being at the Euros seems to have made everyone forget about it atm
>>68473521
In terms of attacking football I think England along with France and maybe Spain have shown the best cohesion so far, England just shot at keeper all the time
>>68473597
>implying they can out-wildcard us
One thing's for sure, and only one: don't place any bets on that match
>>68473902
When Pique is saving you with a header in the last 10 mins you know its not a good tournament for you
>>68473935
Nobody cares, your irrelevant on this board now.
>>68473597
Oh pls let this happen. I don't wanna have Germany be the first decent team we meet and break the winning streak.
>>68473929
Reminder that Christian Bale is English and NOT Welsh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muo7zu3airQ
>>68473935
>Employing a man with the name Blind
Not even once
>>68473993
y-you too
>>68473985
They've only played one game m8, dont be so quick to pass judgement
>>68473929
It doesn't really matter you know. It's still hilarious from our point of view, so you'll get memed.
If you have a problem with that, take it up with your fellow brit-but-not-english posters instead of the rest of spee.
>>68474000
>implying we're ever gonna win against you
>>68474054
You're getting memed, I'm getting memed. We all get memed.
>>68474006
Rooney is English too.
Belgium
They have what seemed to be an insurmountable amount of talent all over the field (and on the bench) and have yet to even come close to expectations.
>>68474114
He chokes in major tournaments so obviously.
>>68472196
Idk theyre p good ;_;
>>68474133
>>68474107
Exactly. So none of this ABE bullshit, because if anything the E stands for everyone, not England.
Also what the fuck is pic related? Never seen that sign before.
>>68473696
>France played well
>Switzerland played well
>Belgium played better than Ukraine
>Czech Republic played any better than N.Ireland
>Romania played bad
>England played worse than Poland and Hungary
>Spain played better than Germany
>Albania played worse than Switzerland
All terrible opinions from a football customer
>splitting up spurs defence
>playing De Bruyne on the right
>Fellaini in the middle
>Lukaku on the pitch
Its got to be belgium
>>68474133
The problem with Belgium is; they have no history, no tradition of winning, as a collective they just cannot believe, whereas Italy and Germany have tradition to fall back on.
Belgium are like a team bought by a Billionaire, they lack belief in themselves at the highest level because they have no history/tradition of winning.
>>68474048
I already judged them when they brought Pedro, Nolito, Aduriz, Morata and left actual GOAT players at home
>>68472196
*literally literally who
>>68472555
It's a joke m8
SCREENCAPPED FOR WHEN ENGLAND WIN THE EUROS
>NORWAY
>>68472196
>Russia is a decent team
No we aren't, we're really bad and two of our main midfielders got injured. You dominated the game, but barely created any chances, so idk what people are even talking when they thought you played well
>>68473515
>Russia has nothing
Probably the only thing we have going for us is that majority of the team are from the same team, defence in particular, so at least there's some understanding. Shit players though
>>68472555
Do you even irony m8? Literally 80% of the posts on this board are insincere. Media hypes us, fans always anticipate the choke.
>>68472555
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
>>68472311
That's only inside Austria because delusion hit Pepi and Franzl hard so that they were literally believing that going out of the group stage was a done deal already.
>>68473015
I wonder how many of those were made by false-flagging Haggis eaters
Why do people think we looked good?
We came up against a knackered Russian defence of pensioners and could only stick it in the net via direct free kick from a DM.
If you're playing """well""" and not scoring, nor winning, it's not a good sign. Literally the opposite of playing shit and grinding out wins, which as we know, is the sign of a good team.
>>68472555
They also got the biggest reaction because Russia equalized in the 90th min when they had had a grand total of 0 shots on target all game.
It was hilarious.
>>68474550
*It was heartbreaking
Lelgium, Englel, and Memetugal, I have a song for you.
To the tune of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hcbsb5yffk
You just got MEMED! (You just got meme'd)
You just got MEMED! (You just got meme'd)
You just got MeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEMED, MeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEMED
>>68474568
4u
JUST
Belgium were unlucky not to draw. Portugal and England should have won but thats football. Two more games for them until their future is decided in the tournament. If you want any more top tier punditry from me contact me down at your local boozer.
>this arrogance
>>68472059
kek you even trying? ;^)
The real power ranking:
1 Italy
2 Germany
3 Croatia
4 France
5 Spain
6 Poland
7 >we
8 Switzerland
9 Iceland
10 Ukraine
11 Wales
12 Ireland
13 England
14 Russia
15 Albania
16 Sweden
17 Czech Republic
18 Portugal
19 Turkey
20 Austria
21 Belgium
22 N. Irelnad
23 Slovakia
24 Romania
>>68475116
ireland above england
you MUST be memeing me right now
>>68473198
nah towards the end of the second half we were okay, aside from the obvious slip up
>>68475233
Ireland played well and deserved to win against Sweden tbqh
>>68475116
1 Croatia
2 Portugal
3 Spain
4 Poland
5 Germany
6 England
7 France
8 Austria
9 Switzerland
10 Italy
11 Sweden
12 Wales
13 Slovakia
14 Ireland
15 Belgium
16 Albania
17 Hungary
18 Romania
19 Russia
20 Ukraine
21 Northern Ireland
22 Czech Republic
23 Iceland
24 Turkey
FTFY
Belgium
Because it simultaneously manages to be both the country designated as the official home of european islamic terrorism whilst being officially a non-country.
Oh........ and they lost at football.
>>68473633
Lol mate we never think we're gonna win the tournament, how can you say that from another country?
Fuck why did I move here, you're all idiots.
>>68475116
I'm not saying that Spain is better than France, but Spain played much better than France in the first match...
>>68475312
>england didnt play well against russia
>ireland played better against sweden than england did against russia
just get out of here giaccomo
>>68472807
>tsu
>sim
lmao, goddamn i love my country
>>68472531
Bring players like sterling, rashford, stones, kane and alli
>surprised you couldn't beat russia
England and woy are actually borderline retarded
>>68472059
English """"hooligans""""
>>68473122
The autism in this makes me hurt so much, if I wasn't paid $40 an hour to sit here then I'd be very angry right now Callum
>>68476045
Back to cricket mate.
>>68472826
i dont understand this gif
>>68476279
Are we listing sports you're shit at?
>alderweireld IS WORLD CLASS!@#!@
>exposed against italy
>KANE IS WORLD CLASS
>ALLI IS WORLD CLASS
>STERLING WORLD CLASS
>STONES IS WORLD CLASS
>RASHFORD IS WORLD CLASS
Worst england team ever desu
>>68473929
It's reached a point where people don't know whether we are serious or no
>>68472741
No. I can't remember the last time I saw England play that well in a competitive match.
>>68472886
If other England fans were like me, they expected England to be atrocious. When >we weren't, it was immediately decided that we'd go at least as far as the semi-finals, and possibly beyond, so to wind up drawing with Russia was pretty humiliating.
>>68473027
Nah, you got BTFO by a very based post. You still have an excellent national anthem, but your country as a whole is just a warzone's back garden and always will be.
Portugal didn't even play badly, they were doing well until Iceland scored out of no where and then they lost their shit. Mentally fragile.
>>68472675
Kek
england
>>68479928
Oh fuck
OH FUCK!!!
THE LEGEND IS TRUE!!!
Nepal is back!!
