Jesus Christ. Is there anything this creep won't shill for?
I wonder if the mannequin is on its tip-toes.
>>68466527
>implying you wouldn't shill a robot copy of yourself
>>68466732
He's shilling the fucking crap pads. Have you seen the adverts? Cringeworthy af.
>>68467652
>Here's 5 million dollars. Now shit your pants, sing this jingle, and try to read these corny lines with a straight
>Yessum Massa
t. literally every athlete ever
>>68468190
>Here's 5 dollars. Now suck this dick, squeeze your tits and try not to flinch when I unload on your face
t. your mum
>tfw your robot clone is whiter than you
>>68466527
me on the right
>>68468872
Well fuck you too
23% sure that he had sex with the doll
>>68470386
I would be honestly surprised to find out that he never
>>68466527
>he specifies in his contract that the doll has to be 3 inches taller than what he actually is
>>68466527
Do you think Ronaldo waxes his ass hole?
the doll is whiter than he is lol
>>68470849
Probably gets his son to do it.
>>68471450
oh no
>>68471808
Why do you think the mother has been bumped off?
>>68471450
kek
