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>>68438499
LELMAO
LITEARLLLY
JUSSST FUCK MY SHITTTT UP FAMM
LEEELLLMAO
>IF DUBZZ
>>68438659
>>68438659
R u ok burgerbro?
>>68438910
Easy there hugo. Mexico will send the zetas on you
>>68438910
It's a chicano, all of them are now visible because of their meltdowns.
You keep this up and we'll take care of them soon enough, you are a hero to all of us.
No blackout today Chavez?
>>68439054
This
Thank you based Venezuela
>>68439074
Shitposting won't save you now paco, we'll rid this cup of your shitposting.
>>68439074
Win this cup and we send troops to kill Maduro and his cronies and reinstate democracy.
>>68439281
>>68439054
>>68438499
Thank you based memezuela
>>68438499
Gracias, papi
>>68438499
BASED VENEZUELA
Thanks for all the memes and shitposting material you have gift us today.
>>68438499
Go forth and remove burgers.
>>68439074
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW YOU CHICANO SHIT
>>68438499
>(You)
Sorry
Dear Venezuela,
Your shit is getting fucked up irl, sucks that we had to face you and send you to messi.
Hope things get better, get well soon.
Love
-me
>>68438499
great work overall Venezuela, your football is going stronk
Argentina will BTFO you commies so hard it's going to spark a revolution in Venezuela
>>68438499
I hope you stockpiled on food desu. How bad is it right now?
>>68443654
If you live on min wage and not in Caracas you're pretty fucked senpai
>>68443685
Good luck bro. I'll eat an extra burger just for you.
>>68443878
Id kill for some Minute Maid juice burgerbro
>>68444114
seriously without lying can you tell me how you get food?
>>68443878
>>68444114
Here, compadre. Have this.
>>68444179
One Venezuelan says a food truck comes once a week and they can buy a small amount of shit
>>68444179
Wednesdays: mom gets up, goes to a closeby supermarket @ 6am and buys whatever they put out to sell at subsided prices, i try to do the same on fridays, line lasts for about 2-3 hours and you can get from flour to cooking oil - its pretty random. On saturdays and sundays we go to small farmer markets where they sell chicken and shit at non-subsidized prices, but they are still reasonable. This is impossible if you dont live in Caracas and if you live on min wage like i said before tho.
>>68444342
is caracas the best place to live in venezuela right now?
>>68444490
Absolutely, the gov likes to keep appearances up so they divert a lot of food to caracas, no electric rationing, etc. If you leave somewhere else youre pretty much fucked
>>68444540
Live"
>>68444342
damn
again, how come you guys even celebrated that Chavez scum when he took the power back then?
>muh maduro
it´s still Chavez´ fault, and you were going to shit with him too
>>68444587
>again, how come you guys even celebrated that Chavez scum when he took the power back then?
Poor, uneducated people that don't know any better.
>>68444587
He lied a lot when he was elected @1999 he even said he wasnt a socialist like a shitload times on national tv and on interviews, lel, and maduro is just a retard that riding on whatever what was left of chiabes popularity got elected by a real small margin, tldr; retard inherited shit
>>68444342
Damn that sucks. I work at a grocery store and i can't imagine a huge line of people waiting to buy food and people fighting over it. Have you seen any fights at the supermarket?
Pic i took while on break this week
>>68444648
I remember everyone in the whole region being
>MUH DICTATORSHIPS ARE BAAAADDD
>OH BUT IF IT´S A GOMMIE ONE THEN IT´S A-OK
Fucking lefties, they make me so mad
>>68438499
I'll apologize when you stop making every game boring.
>>68444732
Florida? I was at West Palm for vacation earlier this year and i swear i have been in that market
>>68444732
Fights sprout because pretty obviously the subsidized food runs out pretty quickly, ive seen a few but its just screaming, pushing and kicking here in the capital.
>>68438499
pay debts you commie
>>68444831
Have you seen two cholas going full MMA on each other?
They put a lot of different videos of that in some political programs here
imagine if the US had electricity curfews and no food
pretty sure everyone would shoot each other
>>68444828
No, in California. Riverside to be exact.
>>68444831
That sucks. Stay safe and hope everything fixes up quick
>>68444831
how much does a BJ cost in venezuela these days?
>>68444938
>no food
dead in a week
all those mobility scooters abandoned in the streets would be a testament of the civilization that died there
>>68444974
>>68444732
>posting this in a Venezuelan thread
Have some decency.
>>68444878
The fights @ super lines are mostly between "bachaqueros" (buy cheap cuz government is retarded and resell it with a 1000%). Remember that the media cherrypicks too, so that doesn't happen like everyday, and as always, in Caracas lines are guarded by police or national guard in most supermarkets
>>68444990
1 chicken breast.
>>68444990
A dollar or a 500 grams bag of potatoes
>>68444990
If you bring $1000 you could go full ape and fuck a ton of bitches like on every strip clup in caracas
/spol/
>>68445090
>>68445126
>two venezuelans
which one of you is stealing the other´s internet?
>>68445090
>strip clup in caracas
theyre still open? cant people just wait outside the strip clubs and rob the people that can still afford to go there?
>>68445210
don´t give them ideas mate
>>68445211
back to taringa pls
>>68445210
>cant people just wait outside the strip clubs and rob the people that can still afford to go there?
That applies to pretty much every place now.
>>68445210
www.trio.com.ve
They are obviously located in the nicer parts o' town, and a shitload people that go there have armed bodyguards so try pulling a tyrone there and you get fucked up
>>68445328
How much would it take to approach one of the strippers and straight up tell her to fuck?
>>68445171
Back when I still lived in Venezuela every single one of my friends had a silly neighbor grandma with an unconfigured Linksys router
>Post memes against maduro on arepachan
>Poor abuelita gets amarrada como una hayaca by the SEBIN
>>68445396
At that club probably 100-200 for the whole night
>>68445090
1. What are the chances I would be kidnapped if I did that?
2. What are the real estate prices like in Venezuela?
>>68445396
30bux
That's around 30,000 Bs. That's what a top government executive probably makes
>>68445458
If you come as a full blown tourist with no one here to help you move around chances are pretty high.
2bedroom 1bathroom apt in a nice zone = $100k
>>68445458
>gringo in memezuela
ofc you'll get kidnapped
2. three fiddy
>>68445458
Depends. Are you white or are you Chicano?
If you manage to pull off a humble look and avoid speaking English in public, I say you have a decent chance of avoiding kidnapping. Maybe only getting mugged
>>68445458
1. Don't be flashy and you'll be fine.
2. For you, next to nothing.
>>68445411
>>Poor abuelita gets amarrada como una hayaca by the SEBIN
>>68445457
NOICE
How slutty are venezuelan girls?
I just want to freely cum in her mouth and on her face all night long
>>68445564
This, if you are too gringo you´l get kidnaped, if obviously chicano then mugged and raped, if you look local or colombian at worst then just mugged
>>68438499
I friend of mine tells me there's plenty of food in Venezuela. The problem is that you are lazy fucks who only want to buy the government subsidized food which is retard cheap and everything is exaggerated by the media from countries that are after your oil. Is this true?
>>68445595
I hate 99% of all old women
So fuck abuelita
Most of the old women i bump onto normally are cunts who think too highly of themselves and always dressed like going to a wedding
>>68445631
The darker the sluttier. The whiter the snobbier. These are both extremes.
>>68445631
Bring dolla dolla and youll get so much suky suky youll die. Remember that the exchange rate is fucked up here and wimin love moneis
this shit is making MLB scouts and teams leave the country and it's only a matter of time until divegrass takes over completely, especially once they win this meme cup
rip baseball
>>68445328
is that the nicest club there is? if im going to get shot, i want to be surrounded by the most attractive bitches my freedom dollars can buy in caracas
>>68445715
>Goverment takes over means of production
>Fucks up the production chain
>Subsidize EVERYTHING
>HOLY SHIT NOT ENUF FUD FOR EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO BUY CHEAP
>LETS BLAME THE PEOPLE!
>B-b-but it wasnt real socialism!
>tfw the CIA takes over your country
How do you cope?
>>68445838
Thats one of the most known ones. If you feeling scaredy you can just stay at your hotel and call a bitch from sexycaracas (google it too lazy to link senpai)
Are fast food chains empty or do only the 1% elite eat there?
>>68445755
>tfw for what i would pay for one hour with a decent whore here will become two hot thick venezuelan sluts snowballing my cum all night long
>>68445904
>tfw a cia takeover might actually improve things over here
>>68445904
>>tfw the CIA takes over your country
I'd help.
>>68445921
A "mcduo" costs $1.6 at the black market rate. McChicken + small coke, so if you get paid more than min you can eat out once in a while
>>68445904
>Not being a CIA puppet
How do you even cope?
got you covered guys
>tfw I will never go on holiday to Venezuela because there's a 99% chance I would be killed or raped
why live
>>68446112
>scared of dying
>asks what the point of living is
>>68446112
Pay someone to guide you. You can become King of Venezuela for a night if you play your cards right.
>>68446154
I don't want to die at the hands of a Venezuelan tbhonest
Just trade stock to make money. Is that even possible in your country? Tbh What can 2 grand get me in the club
>>68446112
Or they might eat you.
>>68446319
>Just trade stock to make money. Is that even possible in your country? Tbh What can 2 grand get me in the club
Everything you would ever want and $1500 in change.
>>68446206
Too bad you will prolly die at the hands of Abdul Ahmed Bashir
>>68446319
>full blown currency control
I managed to get a verified paypal at least though
100-200 gets you a fullnighter
>USA hates Mexico
>Central America hates Mexico
>South America hates Mexico
Why is Mexico the least liked country in the world? Does a single country have a positive view on this "country"?
>>68446319
>stock
>not leveraging to trade options
>>68446425
I probably won't tbhonest
>>68446480
>Does a single country have a positive view on this "country"?
I once went to Cancun. It was pretty nice, desu.
>>68446533
>>68446480
Because every latino gets called a mexicunt. Fuck mexico
>>68446572
>>68446025
>>68445921
>A "mcduo" costs $1.6 at the black market rate. McChicken + small coke, so if you get paid more than min you can eat out once in a while
Btw he means shitty mcchicken, not based mcchicken from the states.
>>68446973
Is that US prices or VZ prices?
>>68446973
>mcanything
>based
Easy there, lad.
>>68445631
>>68445458
>>68445592
Some tourists from Panama got kidnapped by the National Guard, a Prosecutor, a judge and a few lawyers where in on it, they got contraband charges for buying a product that was regulated and got 18 years for it. They managed to escape thanks to luck and the panama ambassador in Venezuela (Google Panama turistas pesadilla en venezuela or something like that for full story). Police officers in La Guaira are stopping taxis and asking extorting $$$ out of people, i wouldn't suggest you come here unless its for work and even then.
>>68447309
"Mcduo" = 1600bsf
1 obama dolla = 1000bsf
>>68446480
Serbia
>>68447309
U.S, 1$ = 1000 Bs so a Mcduo costs 1600 bs which is stupid money for a shittier mcchicken
>>68447419
Those panamenian monkeys were literally smuggling shit, rest of your post is true though
>>68447397
Believe me our mcdonalds makes your mcdonalds look and feel BASED
>>68444342
This is fucking sad. Can people send you boxes of supplies or would it just get confiscated?
>you will never know what it's like to live in the 3rd world
>>68447531
Kek, but they weren't they actually got cleared by a SUNDEE Officer, also they were on a cruise, they came here because of the route.
>>68446480
I think some euros do
>met a couple russians in cancun
>they thought tijuana was a shit hole
>still liked mexico more than the US
>>68447656
Anything you send via international mail or official channels will get confiscated, dunno if dhl or fedex handle medicines or food
>>68447661
Seguro esos mamaguevos estaban tratando de comprar 10 cajas de shampoo regulado y 10 bultos de cafe regulado para revender en el crucero, no es que apoye el control de precios, pero los turistas son retrasados a veces
>>68447656
People can and has, but its controlled by the government or private assholes with their own interests, Man, everything is corrupted, Venezuela is like a season on survivor on steroids but only the good ones get kicked out. People are dying on the daily in hospitals cause there's no medicine and people blames the doctors, not the government, my mom has a kidney transplant and she can't get the medicine she needs to keep her body from hurting the kidney. It's sad and fucked and twisted and quite frankly @ 25 living in my parents house cause i cant go anywhere the worst nightmare i have ever faced.
And then stupid kirchneristas will defend the disaster venezuela is, i swear to god, populists should be shot on the streets.
Anyone planning to vote for trump here should listen to these anons, at first populism is nice, until one day it isn't and you have to fight for basic services.
>>68447855
Compraron 2 ampollas de keratina. Shut up and face the facts that la GN is so corrupt they get to fuck with you without an excuse, just like American Police officers on steroids.
>>68445715
Is your friend a Bernie Sanders supporter?
>>68447924
Marico el que lo lea
>>68447895
Bernie is already rip anon, and trump is anticommie, amurrica is safe.
>>68438499
HAHAHA, GOOD LUCK AGAINST ARGENTINA PUTO
>>68448126
post butt
>>68448092
It's never been about left or right, it's about people that destroy institutions and blindly follow a leader that will do or say anything that keeps him in power, no matter the cost, we both know just how quickly that can go to shit and how once it gets going it's almost too late to stop it before it's past the point of no return. We nust lucked out because our army can't support a coup so kirchner had to leave once beaten.
I swear to god, i've had nightmares where Ks won.
>>68448236
Pretty accurate mate-anon, thank god those peronista got kicked out, lets hope at least some burgers read this thread.
>>68448053
Nope.
>>68448399
Gracias, necesitaba esto.
>>68448236
>>68448344
You guys got lucky, in our defense we got like 300,000 votes away from safety... Shit happens
>>68448344
I hope now that the entire continent is in shambles macri can force a way out for you guys, even if we don't know how he wants to play it at the OEA, not even maduro must think he can go against the entire continent.
>>68448448
We were 600k votes away from being brazil on steroids in two years time too. Life is just unfair sometimes
>>68448485
Oh but he can... if government falls it means prison in USA for most of the Military (They're narcos, el cartel de los soles etc) there has to be a dialogue between opposition and chavistas and the opposition are idiots, they keep using the same corrupt faces and they probably will get a bad deal out of it. And we'll get fucked.
>>68448541
OH MAN WOULD I LOVE TO BE BRAZIL RIGHT NOW.
>>68448597
Brasil still has a functioning economy, we only have a bit of political trust keeping the enture country afloat, literally the only difference from you would be that we could have a little more food because of our agriculture.
Even if it looks like shit, venezuela is not alone like some african shithole, you won't stay forever like this.
>>68438499
At least i have food
>>68448711
You have to go back Juan.
>>68448711
Too bad you won't have a head for long paco
>>68438499
I, for one, welcome our new mulato overlords
>>68448711
GO BACK CHIMPCHARITO
>>68448751
Your team is probably playing for the last of the rations, hunger is one hell of a motivator
>>68448809
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>>68445921
HOW MUCH IS THAT FUCK THIS COUNTRY I WANT THAT IN MY LIFE
>>68448839
Not really la seleccion is probably well fed, it's el pueblo who is fucked.
Congrats, Venezuela.
Now let's hope you'll have your own Pinochet in the near future.
>>68448887
And to stay well fed they need to keep winning
>>68448920
The only way to fix Memezuela.
How much would 20$ get you there?
>>68448839
>>68448954
>And to stay alive mexico's team have to win!
>>68448989
Naw nigga narcos dont feed our seleccion but your crooked socialist tard government does feed theirs
>>68448973
1 night at a 3 star hotel you cheapfuck
>>68447659
sure thing amir
>>68448954
I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT MOST OF OUR PLAYERS PLAY IN EUROPE NOT IN THAT SHITTY LIGA MX BULLSHIT WHERE YOU'RE MOST LIKELY TO GET KIDNAPPED BY THE ZETAS.
>>68449041
I have some extra dosh right now and was going to send it to some friends down in Caracas
>>68449073
1 month min wage is $18 so itll help them a bit
>>68449064
And they still couldn't win. Really makes you think
>>68449085
Cool thanks
>>68449103
>>>68449064
>Really makes you think
What did he mean by this?
>>68449103
>>68449171
Says the American hoping that Klinsmann pulls off a miracle and who also has a memeleague of his own.
I just want Venezuela to win against Argentina so we can turn messi into the best player, just not the champion again and see the light escape out of your stupid shitty memeteam.
>>68449064
venezolANO
If Venezuela wins would it help the regime or inspire mass civil unrest?
>>68449364
Help the regime. "Bread & circuses", no bread but they will use the win for political purposes.
>>68449392
El fantasma de Chavez
>>68449364
>>68449392
>SPORTS
>REAL INFLUENCE IN LIFE
Pick uno amigos.
>>68449392
In all seriousness, how are you able to post on 4chan? Do you live a pretty decent lifestyle? The media here portray Venezuela as a place where everyone is looking for food.
>>68449431
Ayyyy
>>68449478
That sucks man. Is there no getting out?
>>68449431
>>68449458
APOLOGIZE CHAVEZ IS A LITTLE BIRD.
>>68447777
Wasted lucky quads
>>68449529
Imagine a world where Bernie cucked everyone and won, congress dissappeared and left a nigger in charge of the supreme court. The only way out from that is to be @ PULSE in Orlando a few days ago.
>>68449535
Fucking Maduro
>>68449529
Dont want to leave rn, shit might turn around arg or br style anyday
>>68449582
>>68449597
buy low
didn't you third world niggers have a blackout during the game?
>3rd world shitholes
>not even once
BASED PENISZUELA
>>68449633
No blackouts in Caracas cuz embassyzzz n shiz yo
>>68449633
Not in the Capital Caracas, just other states.
>>68449625
>>68449597
What did he mean by that?
>>68449637
YOU KNOW IT BRUV.
>>68449529
It will take a bloody civil war for them. Mexicans know this and still behaved like assholes to these guys, talking shit about them for being a bad conmebal team, offering food and toilet paper as an insult, etc. Venezuela's nt just wanted to give those cunts some happyness. Irrelevant as it is irl, it's morale. And what did mexicunts did? Behaved like scumbags yelling OLE from minute 1.
I don't know about you lads, but all other concacaf teams seem to be nice guys, even when losing. I don't know how the rest of you can deal with this kind of shitty people. We have Uruguay but we know how to deal with them. You on the other hand, have Mexico ruling your sport.
a ver giles de mierda que cuando las elites revelen los saboteos que gestionaron y que fueron causantes del colapso de Venezuela el pueblo se va a arrepentir de haber dejado que derroquen a Maduro. Es por eso que a Maduro hay que bancarlo a muerte.
Post your favorite Venezuelan traps, bros
>>68449667
>>68449674
>no concuerdo con lo que el otro piensa asi que debe estar comentando para molestar
>>68449670
IS THAT A DUDE? WTF.
>>68449667
>>68449700
>Ser chavista o peronista
>Repetir estupideces marxistas en 4chan, un sitio capitalista hosteado en usa
>2015+1
>>68449715
Lexie Beth Chacon
>>68449762
>>68449715
>>68449674
De todas maneras, saboteo o no, estan acabados. No hay manera de que sobrevivan y aunque lo mires desde todas las direcciones posibles la realidad es que Venezuela es y sera un estado fallido y es culpa de la población por permitir que pase. La UNASUR deberia de invadir y declarar estado de sitio, y robarse todo el petroleo que se pueda
>>68449674
no es por nada amigo, pero el desabastecimiento si lo han usado las elites como método de desestabilización. por qué sería algo tan descabellado?
lee el archivo de la cia sobre chile, incluso ellos lo admiten
>>68449803
Lo mas razonable seria justamente una intervención extranjera, pero los americanos no van a dejar que UNASUR disfrute el petroleo venezolano gratis
>>68449803
>Taringeando a esta hora
Quien va a invadir a venezuela. Los únicos paises con milicos de verdad son Brazil, Colombia y Chile. Brazil y Chile no están interesados. Colombia no puede porque es marioneta de Obama y no puede sin permiso de Putin.
>>68449803
Okay, i'll explain slowly 'cause you're retards, we're in such dire straits for only one reason, bad management of what the government took over, bad prices of oil and because we gave enough money to the Kirchners to buy a few islands you enormous douchebag, also the government wants to avoid default.
>>68449826
Shut up... Seriously you don't know what you're talking about.
>>68449826
Y como explicas rusia, alemania oriental y todos los estados socialistas-comunistas fallidos? Ademas la logica te dice que un empresario siempre le interesa vender su producto, no acumular pollo congelado y que se le pudra en 2 meses y perder toda su inversión, un saboteo empresarial de 5 años suena descabellado, no tiene logica alguna de ganancia para el empresario "saboteador"
>>68449831
Ayyy
What's this about free petroleum?
>>68449831
Unasur no existe hmno. Es un meme. Cero influencia. Uruguay te va a ayudar?
contesta en ingles para quedar bien con los anglos ASJKASJAKSJAK
>>68449861
FREE PETROLEUM IN EXCHANGE FOR FREEDOMS!!!
>>68449869
Ese es otro anon, que quieres que te expique en español pupilo de marx?
>>68449869
Callate gordo no eres mejor que el peor de los mejicanos riendose de las desgracias ajenas
>>68449869
So... no reply to what i just said, you're just gonna criticize the fact that i'm writing in english?, is this real bait or ... am i the only one that can see this?
Dross
>>68449859
Your country enjoyed decades of miami vice tier living. In all honesty, you went full Dubai prince wasting money. You literally no kidding, literally, drove your cars for free for so many years that you now, as a society, are facing the life that we all had to face for ever. You didn't adapt. Shit happened. It sucks, yes. But my honest opinion is that you have to get out of it yourselves. You can not be living la vida loca for centuries. You have to be responsible for your mistakes. I'm with you don't get me wrong, but you have to pull some muscle. Can't expect for someone else to do the job for you. That's caribean shithole tier mentallity. Not southamerican
>>68449958
>>>68449859
>Your goverment enjoyed decades of miami vice tier living.
We can still fill our gas tanks for pennis cause the gov is muh socialist retarded
And we cant get rid of em unless a pinochet emerged out of fucking nowhere cause commies control courthouses and the CNE
>>68449958
TOP KEK
I never stole anything, i never benefited from what the government was doing, so i don't get what you're saying, i barely benefited from the control de cambio, and just barely, i get what you're trying to convey, but it's wrong. BTW I still work for shit money, i do atleast 2 megacolas weekly and gave my signature to try and get the government out, i've done my part. Don't try to put us all in the same bag, the government enjoyed Dubai Prince Lvls of lifestyle..... and still do.
>>68449803
Stop this retarded bantz, it's not funny.
>>68450088
Communists are genuinely retarded tho my chicha morada friend
As a chicano with a soon to be masters in petroleum engineering, can I live like a king in Venezuela?
My Spanish needs some brushing up but it should be fine.
I'm currently skinnyfat though and want to avoid muggings. Is it easy to get a weapon for self defense?
>>68450188
Just find a job at halliburton and youll be set, to avoid muggings just stick to the pretty zones and dont carry a fucking rolex and dont use your iphone every 2 minutes
>>68450188
My goodness read the thread, don't come here. For your safety you stupid dick, the other vene Anon just wants you to come so you just get wasted and we just get another reason to laugh.
>>68450269
Anonplz
2 - 1
Apologies accepted.
>>68446480
>>USA hates Mexico
>>Central America hates Mexico
>>South America hates Mexico
>>Mexicans hate Mexico
>>Mexicans hate Mexicans
>>68446480
Mexico is cool, mexican futbol fans are not. Argentina fans are worst but at least they have a decent team.
