Live from Houston Texas
Venezuela 1-0
20min
>The winner takes Top spot in the group, the loser faces Argentina next round
>Chicharito is one tally behind Mexican all-time scorer Jared Borgetti
>Venezuela just meme'd Uruguay and are now meme'ing Mexico
We're getting cucked
What if Mexico is actually losing on purpose?
>mexitrashes throwing shit and stepping on people
Dross
>>68438555
MI LIBRO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
7th for /a/
FUCK PERU
PRIMERO POR PUTO
>>68438462
1rd for venezuela bro giving us the inside scoop in internal politics and general status of food supply and imminent coup d'etat
>de gay
>>68438516
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>68438533
The Venezolosers would too but they can't even afford toilet paper.
HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING
Who /unchucky/ in here?
>>68438516
>playing Argentina on purpose
Nth for BANE?
>>68438565
LUNA DE PLUTON
me acabo de masturbar otra vez con oni chichi
anime
>>68438569
sabe pa
If USA plays Mexico in the final and Trump shows up how many people will die?
I would like to apologize on behalf of our terrible pitch conditions
we don't know what we're doing
y'all mexicans can't even hold onto the ball
With 22 victorious beauty pageant titles, Venezuela has won more than any other country. Venezuela has won:
-Seven Miss Universe crowns (1979, 1981, 1986, 1996, 2008,
2009, 2013)
-Six Miss World crowns (1955, 1981, 1984, 1991, 1995, 2011)
-Seven Miss International crowns (1985, 1997, 2000, 2003, 2006,
2010, 2015)
-Two Miss Earth crowns (2005, 2013)
>>68438599
It would be extremely painful
Mexico is fucked, Argentina will rape them
"a little bit of a happy touch"
kek
>mex1c0
Every american team sucks dicks
Europe rules motherfucker
>herrera
What a little bitch.
>>68438569
>best girls wearing my most hated teams
I hate this image.
>>68438606
>I would like to apologize on behalf of our terrible pitch conditions
Quit internalizing the memes of these others. Most of these countries have totally shit facilities.
>>68438569
Necesito mas monas chinas con jerseys de futbol en mi vida.
>>68438599
That depends.
How many taco bowls will be there?
>>68438620
LOW TEST KEK
>average-man-shouting-puto.jpg
Cuantas copas tenés?
>>68438620
>that vagina bone
Muh dick
>>68438628
But your brand of play is boring as fuck
>>68438620
send venezolanas now
I got loads of toilet paper son
>>68438628
nice one Ahmed
I hope Arg loses against Boli tbqh
>>68438569
Which Love Live would you have sex with?
>>68438620
I just can't even care unless I can see her pussy.
>>68438628
GUTEN TAG RAMON!
>>68438666
We win
That's what counts
>>68438628
And who rules Europe?
Osorio will be kicked out by Messi.
Mark this words
>Lucky wins vs U R gay
>Lucky against Weedlandistan
>Venezuela is the one to show just how weak this team is
Had to happen sooner or later. Better now than in the next round.
I HACI ESPERAN LLEBGAR A LA FINAL AJAJAJAJAJ YA GANO ESTR TORNEO LA GRAN ARGENTINA LEO MESSI CON 20 MINUTOS YA SUPERO A TODOS LOS MEXICACAS Y ES LIDER DE GOLEO JAJAJA A ESCARBAR MAS TUNELES JAJAJA BAMOS VENEZUELLAAAAAAA SIII PAPA HIJUELAGRAN PUTAAAAA
>yfw Venezuela wins da Copa America
>>68438577
is he here tonight?
tanks in 30?
>>68438637
>Hating Netherlands and Spain
Really?
>>68438606
holy shit get your shit together burgers
so far ive only seen 1 stadium with a proper field to play
how do you play your handegg in there?
>>68438439
lel where u the one translating their names in another thread?
>>68438620
Le destruyo toa la raja, papa
the mexicans look lazy
AND THEIR SOCCER TEAM ISN'T GIVING MUCH EITHER
The one time I try and watch a soccer game and try and take it seriously, then some fag falls to the ground and acts like he's been fucking shot after he got stepped on. The fuck is with this pussy ass sport?
>rooting for commies
You guys disgust me.
>>68438654
>Mexicans are Spaniard descendants
>>68438692
Wow what a bold prediction
>>68438649
The Mexicans are the taco bowls retard
>>68438702
You got one right.
>>68438685
BUENOS DIAS JESUS
>>68438707
For once I agree with Carlos.
>>68438569
I can not tell what team Nozomi is supposed to be
>>68438628
get out of here muhammad
>>68438704
They play on artificial turf. This is a shit temporary field.
>>68438699
Gracias Comandante Maduro
>>68438707
Sorry Carlos, but you have to go back.
>>68438699
Where's Borgetti?
>just put out fresh rolls of toilet paper in all the stalls of both locker rooms
>90 mins. later
>step into Venezuelan locker room
>empty rolls
>>68438628
>anwar al-mudafa gets government housing and a free celly and now he's "european"
you have to go back
>>68438704
mexicans couldn't tend to it, they're playing
Venezuelans are fucking pussies
reminder they are LAST in conmebol and there is literally no excuse for Mexico losing
>>68438707
At least you tried.
/Venezuela/
LETS GO
DO IT FOR CHÁVEZ
>>68438707
You're better off building that wall than making quips, Carlos
What are you guys eating while watching the game?
>>68438638
>Most
Everyone actually.
>>68438620
RIGGED AS FUCK
>>68438699
GRACIAS COMANDANTE MADURO
Y las velas papi?
>>68438668
What up paco?
>>68438757
Burger
>>68438701
Hes around
There is an active black out everywhere in venezuela except the capital where he is, hes confirmed its really bad
People arent protesting over politics or reforms, theyre out in the streets protesting for lack of food
Fuck, let that sink in for a sec
I fucking ate so much today, while latinamericans are starving
Oh bolivar, will you ever forgive me
Who else /drinking/ and /candle/ in here
Drinking 211 like a poorfag I am
Anyone with decent streaming?
>>68438733
Are there any grass venues being used besides the ones in California?
>>68438773
No me dispares, Achmed. No soy ningun gay.
what's venezuelas food or go-to dish that everyone eats there? used to eat i guess.
>>68438774
BASED AS ALWAYS.
>>68438773
>>68438774
>>68438775
Lel, even the Mexicans are cucking Germans.
>>68438773
stop sucking Mexico's dick Ahmed
>>68438709
>acts like he's been fucking shot
>he wasn't
these are mexicans we're talking about, after all
>>68438699
Gracias micomandante
>>68438720
heh
>>68438750
You realize Uruguay is first and they lost to Venezuela too
>>68438731
URu gay
>>68438751
fuck off ese
LET THE BODIES HIT THE TSH TSH FLORRRRRRRRR
>>68438757
>two iPads
For what purpose?
We will choke against mexico and I will have to disappear for a year on the chans
>>68438732
Fuck you jose
Shouldnt you be cleaning my fucking pool?
>>68438757
>chicanofats
>>68438628 (You)
>>68438757
how obese are you?
>>68438745
Benched
>>68438757
just ordered some sopes and a nacho plate from this bomb Mexican place near me, shits gonna be so cash
Where is Chocharito?
Is Venezuela ELITE?
>>68438757
Milanesas.
>post ywf when the special edition of the Copa America has a US-Venezuela final
>>68438711
>no soy comunista
>>68438825
wew lad
>>68438783
http://deportes.televisa.com/video/vivo/2016-06-10/mexico-vs-venezuela-grupo-c/
use hola set to mexico, hd 1080
>Germans being rude to Southern Americans
>>68438827
Only 300 lbs so not bad
>>68438628
Venezuela would easily beat G*rmany tbqhwy familia
>>68438569
>tfw Nozo has my age
>>68438830
Is it King Torta? Because that place has some good nachos.
Mexico only has to tie to take 1st place in the group right guys?
>>68438833
You mean meccican bae?
>>68438804
and honestly who's a better authority on what being shot looks like than us right bros
>>68438757
punta solomo and bread
>>68438762
>That flag
>still this mad
>>68438654
He looks more peruvian than mexican desu
this negro line ref seems pretty cool
>>68438845
>televisa
>>68438783
http://futbolxinternet.aztecadeportes.com/index.html?match=mexico-vs-venezuela-2016-06-13&p=copa-america
here nigel
Hey Americas, how's it going? Everybody is asleep now and no games until tomorrow, so how is your match going? Still 1:0 for Venezuela?
>Also why are so many Germans in here?
>>68438757
empanadas de matambre cortado a cuchisho
>>68438856
Yes.
>>68438744
Honestly it would be so based if this score holds. That bracket would have the most insane potential.
>>68438685
Gtfo filthy wetback
Go eat some dicks burritohead
>>68438809
uruguay was toothless
>>68438757
>What are you guys eating while watching the game?
>>6843885
Indeed
Mexico would have lost to Uruguay if they had Suarez
Mexico would have lost to Jamaica if they had competent strikers
Now Mexico have gotten cocky and are being put down to earth by a sub par CONMEBOL team
They're probably going to lose to Argentina 4-0
are Germans cheering for Venezuela?
Rolf Feltscher is playing and he is sexy as fuck
Siempre la misma forma de Baler Berga.
>>68438757
Kebab obviously.
>>68438598
>>68438891
lel
>>68438592
ESTA SIENDO UN ÉXITO DE VENTAS
>>68438462
>before this game
>''OSORIO IS GOAT''
>Venezuela scores
>''SACK HIM''
>>68438891
>he's pedaling his electricity generating bike to charge his cell phone and 486 laptop to post here
>>68438757
pasta & porchops famalam
>>68438773
>that obscure feel when my great grandfather fled munich for guadalajara after ww2 and culturally enriched my mexican great grandma.
>>68438876
Autismus Geld keine Arbeit
>>68438855
>Wilson high school kid detected
>>68438779
The blackouts are distributed, not everyone at the same time, for four hours a day outside of the capital. The Greater Caracas area gets no blackouts though.
>>68438891
I chuckled
>>68438887
t. ahmed
mmmmmk then
>>68438891
Jej
>>68438891
awww
Which team is the memest, Peru or Venezuela?
>>68438890
And? They were without suarez for most of the qualifiers as well.
>>68438757
Based toddy cookies and tea
>>68438775
Good choice
>>68438815
One for streaming and one for /sp/
>>68438830
Sounds good. Hope it is delicious
>>68438891
Kek. I'll eat extremely food for you.
>>68438923
Your filthy wetbag burrito granmy*
>>68438876
Mexican
I came for the excellent universities and blonde pussy.
>>68438849
>135kg
>not bad
Unless you play in the NFL you're a fucking fatass m8
Who the fuck let the teams wear green and yellow
>>68438890
>toothless
>>68438876
because there is a German playing for Venezuela
>based Rolf
>>68438923
sup mexican jew.
>bunch of gays got killed
>yell EEHHH PUTO anyways
why are chicanos so edgy, bros?
>>68438638
Ignorance is not the same as being broke. Poor countries have shitty fields but we have no excuse. The $ made on beer sales at this game alone could pay for a proper pitch
Quien quiere mi camote, papi?
>>68438927
Close, but I actually went to a worse school.
>>68438825
>My feet hurt.
>This smoke and tear gas is triggering my asthma.
>I wish my team weren't a bunch of chokers.
>>68438891
Top kek. Hope your joking though.
>>68438891
now you make me feel sad, stupid tinto.
>>68438919
We like Osorio ironically
>>68438963
Nobody cares about that guy
"NO TOKES, CALMA TE!"
>>68438781
this is all I have left in my fridge
>>68438958
Nah the lightest in my family m8 not even that heavy
negros, alguien tiene el WEBDM del gol
>habemus patria
>>68438954
>Germany
>blonde
heh I think you mean hijabs
>>68438748
Underrated post
>>68438963
I think Rolf is Swiss though
DOES THE MYTHICAL MEXICO "A" TEAM EXIST???
>>68438966
It's like faggot, it has lost all original meaning by now.
>>68438969
Lincoln?
Tacos de alambre are GOAT
>Venezuelan player to Mexican player
>Pero calmate ya pues, calmate marico
Kek
>>68438890
underated desu senpai
>>68438954
do people mistake you for a refugee when going about town
>>68438963
Who is Rolf?
He should be called >Ralf and then could very well be an Ossi.
RECORDATORIO QUE PUTO NO QUIERE DECIR HOMOSEXUAL
PUTO QUIERE DECIR PROSTITUTO O ES UN INSULTO GENERICO
>>68438931
>vote bernie
Hmmm no Brazilians in this thread. Wonder why ...
the PUTO is even louder tonight
>>68438959
Sprite and Mellow Yellow Sponsored Teams
>>68438891
Do you not have replicators?
>>68438966
they think that makes them Mexican
I wish we can deport all of them to be honest
>I'm Mexican. VIVA MEXICO
>you can't deport me I'm from here!!
>XENOPHOBE RAYCISS!!!
>>68438699
Mamame el webo, mardito
>>68438999
>apple cidre
>nice trips
>>68438757
Literally burger eating burgers. No carbs, no fun, life is pain.
>>68439013
Roosevelt.
We need cheech in the second half.
>>68439033
top cutie
>>68439035
It's in honor of the putos killed in Orlando
>>68439044
This
>>68439033
And no uruguayans
>>68438757
Made some carne asada earlier, just waiting for the rice to be done.
>>68438967
lol do you know how much a brand new grass pitch would cost? first off they would have to rip out all the turf only to replace it in a few weeks in time for NFL season. they would also have to install watering systems since the turf doesn't need to be watered
at least half a million dollars, not worth it for a meme tournament
JUST
>>68439055
Weed isn't gonna help you in this game.
>>68439011
>A Team
>With Osorio
Chileno po
>>68439030
TRUMP TE VA A HACER LLORAR CUANDO TE PEGUE ALTA PATADA EN LA COLA JAJAJAJ
>>68439011
Yeah, it's the one that kicked Chilli's ass a couple games ago.
So... Do people really get excited/amazed with the shitty AZTech graphics or what's the fucking purpose of it?
Why penezuela is so stronk when they dont food?
>>68439056
how2baitthefatties.jpg
>>68439033
What the fuck do you want, hamez
Sup mexicobros. My cousin works as security for a business man in mexico. He tells me to come and work with him because the pay is good. By the details he gave me, it sounds kinda sketchy. He sent me a pic, is this security job legit? Or scam?
>>68438945
WHOOSH
>>68438999
Are you going to drink that before or after you trim your vagina?
>>68439030
>implicando que haya prostitutos heterosexuales y por lo tanto la palabra no tenga una sentida homofobo
Rate my fresh meme lads
>>68439056
Delete this map now
>>68439005
There's certainly a lot of arabs, but there's also a ton of blonde women waiting to taste expat dick.
>>68439021
No, I don't have that kind of mexican look. They usually ask if I'm from somewhere else. Plus I talk with as little foreigner accent as possible.
>>68439030
Nah, that's just the bullshit we spin to fool them.
It really means we think you suck dick.
>>68438952
achmed konstanzer, pls no bully, we're supposed to be bros.
>>68439053
Sister went to Garfield.
>heh heh heh they're your rivals
>>68438851
South america is a giant shithole
We should just nuke you all
Youre good for nothing but exploiting you you lazy useless fuckers
Why don't they ban horns on these matches. Fucking anoying
Why isn't Damm starting? He's better than Memecatito
>>68438872
> I like to hear stupid people yell
>>68438757
Im on diet senpai
>>68439084
>Seu puso alterado por eso
Que tan Mexicano tenes que ser papurri?
>>68439030
hablamos de liberales. Todo es ofensivo en sus mentes.
>>68439095
Aryan/10
>>68439093
Manlets. When will they build the wall?
>>68439066
>10/10 would eat
Despídete de tu cuenta papi
>>68439095
know dad
>>68439088
YOU FIGHT THE HARDEST WHEN YOURE HUNGRY AND HAVE NOTHING
>>68439088
>The longer they stay in the cup, the more they'll eat in freedomland
Checks
>>68439110
Muslism will nuke you first.
>>68439093
He looks like narco scum tbqh
>>68439139
MOAR
>>68439095
creepy as fuck.
>>68439143
goodo to see you here overlord
>>68439110
German, you are based. Don't turn into a burger
>>68439093
Chicano
>>68439109
Jokes on you, I transferred out Junior year to Garfield. I am my own rival.
>be American
>get mad at homophobic slurs in the stands
You really wouldn't survive in Europe kek
I'm surprised we didn't hear monkey screams when African players got the ball yet
>>68439092
Hi Joao!!!
>>68439092
