>No baseball
>No football
>No hockey
>No basketball
How do Brits manage to live?
Being a world champion
praying allah
Slurping semen profusely
>baseball
shit """sport"""
>handegg
even worse
>hockey
retarded stickfight
>basketball
worst
>tfw I just realized how shit being British is
Bless the new world
with
Football
Cricket
Rugby
F1
Darts
Tennis
>>68436869
We could watch these though we just choose not to because they are shit.
>>68436951
>>68436999
such disgusting taste
>>68436951
Do you like Pesapallo?
You know, the usual.
>>68437036
Its pretty fun to play but no one watches it.
>>68436869
>Use hands 99.9% of the game with an egg shaped object
>Call it football
We all know it's handegg.
>>68436999
>football
You mean soccer and it's boring
>Cricket
A FUCKING INSECT
>Rugby
Brits will never have the superbowl
>f1
NASCAR > F1
>Darts
lmao
>Tennis
sissy sport
>>68436869
>>No football
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_NFL_franchise
>>68437129
>NASCAR > F1
>>68437048
>tfw no athlete bf
>>68437129
>>Tennis
>sissy sport
just right then ;)
>>68437129
>NASCAR > F1
There is no way anyone can say that unironically
>>68437228
HAM ROS VET LOL
>>68436999
I'm Scottish and even I know we're fucking shit at sport.
No wonder; we put barely any effort in during high school and college, at least compared with the US.
Football (soccer) is our "best" sport and England, supposedly the best in the UK, couldn't even beat Russia.
Don't even get me started on Scottish football. At least most Scottish people accept we're generally shit at sports in the grand scheme of things. I play to keep fit and nothing else because there are literally no teams anywhere near where I live, and most sports I enjoy watching are from other countries.
>>68436869
CFL starts at the end of the month, right?
>>68437729
i doubt anyone actually thinks russia has a better team than england, though.
>>68436869
>Rounders
>Rugby
>Leg hockey
>Netball
Minutes of fun
>>68437819
True, however the UK are just inconsistent and don't invest enough to produce top quality athletes, as in, very best in the world.
Our most dominant athlete in recent history is probably Chris Hoy, and for Cycling. From major sports it's probably Andy Murray and he's always been in Nadal/Federer/Djokovic shadow's.
>>68437228
>>68437300
NASCAR is better though
Any man sport not just rich kids
Better personalities
You actually use a team and strategies
You can bump into other cars
>>68438090
any man aka inbred rednecks
also fangio the GOAT :3
The Brits have tons of sports
>noon drinking
>garden watering
>eating gross canned beans and sausage for breakfast and convincing the world it's the best thing ever
>forgetting they don't rule the world anymore
>hanging onto Northern Ireland out of spite
>gambling on fucking everything
>watching Ahmed bed their wives
>>68437129
this person is twelve years old
be warned
>>68438090
I'm pretty sure not just anyone can into NASCAR. There's nothing stock about stock cars.
>>68436999
>>>>darts
I've been getting into cricket recently it's pretty entertaining
More like
>No baseball
>No handegg
>No hockey
>No basketball
>No cricket
>No rugby
>nothing but divegrass
How do mainlanders manage to live?
>>68439025
Darts is the goat sport tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOHMm6UkgF8
>>68439404
I kinda like darts because it's a sport of precision rather than """""athleticism"""", a bit like cricket, but I can't get behind the whole "x versus y" in darts, because you're not really playing against someone, you're just playing at the same time as them and hoping you get more.
>""""football""""
>played with hands
>COMMERIALS
>men bending over half the time
>men pulling other men into the ground, totally not gay
>COMMERCIALS
>blacks everywhere
>COMMERCIALS
>guy brute forces his way through others
>its called """""skill""""
>COMMERICALS
i dont think that semen slurping sport if for me
>>68436999
>tfw you go home as a brit looking forward for a jolly game of darts
>>68443238
Daniel
lads... canada is full of cucks/redditors
>>68436999
>Darts
not a sport
The pinnacle of American Football is viewed as the ad break.
Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximising the amount of ad breaks that can be attempted within an hour. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
Cricket is OK but I can't deal with all that sport. Sometimes several hours can pass without a single break! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch advertisements for eight minutes while commentators frantically create stats to read out in cricket. If cricket wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much strategy in cricket. They bowl in too many areas in too many ways and they preplan their intricate game plan for the next four days far too frequently. What cricket needs to do is make the game shorter, so less time is spent actually watching the sport. Did you guys see the latest Broncos vs 49ers game? 15 television breaks to 34! The 49ers had no answer to Bronco's tactics of constantly ending plays to cut to an ad break.
Its this level of corporate support that is missing in cricket, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys playing a sport against each other for five days. Yawn
>>68437729
Scotland are actually top 20 at cricket tbqh
There's a fucking huge gap between 9 and 10, but still
>>68437729
Being the best in the UK does not suddenly make England good. So I don't know why you need to go "couldn't even beat Russia".
At least they fucking qualified, as did we.
t. Northern Ireland
>>68436951
>"N-no guys, having only one sport worth talking about is great, h-honest"
Don't you have some reindeer testicles to be chewing off, Pekka?
>>68436999
>darts
>>>/tg/
>>68448663
How fucked are things up there these days? I used to live in Lisburn, but all the violence drove us out.
>>68448763
I live in England, I'm afraid, though I was born there. But moved here when I was a baby. Dunno reason why. I never asked. I assume it could be the same reason. As it is, the little I follow of it suggests it's better to a degree, but not perfect.
>>68448438
Holy shit rare.
Vacation?
>>68448916
No, local
>>68449017
How often do you browse 4chan/spee?
Sports are entertaining. I only watch football and f1 and fuck the rest.
But as you know neither my or your opinion matter. So fuck off with this pointless thread and go into the one you actually enjoy.
